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Is it time to nuke north korea?
« on: March 08, 2013, 07:43:31 AM »
Or at least bring them back to the stone age? Or they just bullshitting again.

Why can't we give this dude cancer?

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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2013, 08:08:22 AM »
Wish the North Koreans could nuke the fuck out of America, cause lets face it America sucks

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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2013, 08:44:28 AM »
So Dennis Rodman is a hostage now?
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2013, 08:47:50 AM »
OP: yes.

More preferably, let SEAL Team Six ninja themselves in, retroactively late-late-late-term abort that oversized fetus, and tell Korea to sac up, roll in, and reintroduce their cousins to, you know, food.

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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2013, 09:17:08 AM »
Lets pour one out for Momo.

Seal Team Six is on the way  :'(

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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2013, 10:04:43 AM »
There is zero chance of seal team 6 making it past the waves of criminal muggers and hobos to get to my location

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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 10:15:49 AM »
There is zero chance of seal team 6 making it past the waves of criminal muggers and hobos to get to my location
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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 11:38:31 AM »
At first I though NK's recent aggression was just Lil Kim 2.0 demonstrating to his people/military that he wasn't no chump. Now...I have no idea what's going on. China is supporting sanctions though, even they realize this guy is a fuck up.

While NK would quickly be destroyed if the did a thing stupid, unfortunately they'd be able to turn Seoul into a parking lot first.
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Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 12:55:24 PM »
This is all Dennis Rodman's fault!

Whoda thought sending rodman as our ambassador would have ended poorly
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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2013, 01:00:23 PM »
we should probably nuke anything Dennis Rodman has come in contact with.

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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2013, 01:00:43 PM »
OP: yes.

More preferably, let SEAL Team Six ninja themselves in, retroactively late-late-late-term abort that oversized fetus, and tell Korea to sac up, roll in, and reintroduce their cousins to, you know, food.

I shouldn't be laughing, but damn. That's funny.

While NK would quickly be destroyed if the did a thing stupid, unfortunately they'd be able to turn Seoul into a parking lot first.

Nuking Pyongyang would effectively nuke Seoul. Shitty situation.
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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2013, 01:03:25 PM »
This is all Dennis Rodman's fault!

Whoda thought sending rodman as our ambassador would have ended poorly



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« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2013, 01:05:07 PM »
OP: yes.

More preferably, let SEAL Team Six ninja themselves in, retroactively late-late-late-term abort that oversized fetus, and tell Korea to sac up, roll in, and reintroduce their cousins to, you know, food.

I shouldn't be laughing, but damn. That's funny.

While NK would quickly be destroyed if the did a thing stupid, unfortunately they'd be able to turn Seoul into a parking lot first.

Nuking Pyongyang would effectively nuke Seoul. Shitty situation.



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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2013, 01:08:29 PM »
Reintegrating the North Koreans into modern society is going to make for some incredible doctoral theses.
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2013, 01:49:09 PM »
we should probably nuke anything Dennis Rodman has come in contact with.

I would support a preemptive strike against Madonna.
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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2013, 01:58:02 PM »
I don't think we would nuke NK even if they attempted to nuke us. We could bomb their artillery and military bases to rubble with cruise missiles and a more traditional bombing campaign. Even smaller range nukes would have a negative impact on South Korea and China.

I'd imagine China would close their borders and shoot any refugees that got close, which would be ugly. Likewise SK, fresh off Seoul getting blasted, sure as he'll would have no interest in feeding refugees. And lord knows we don't want to rebuild NK, nor would China be happy about us doing so. I don't know what would be done about the NK people.
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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2013, 02:19:01 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2013, 02:21:59 PM »
I don't think we would nuke NK even if they attempted to nuke us. We could bomb their artillery and military bases to rubble with cruise missiles and a more traditional bombing campaign. Even smaller range nukes would have a negative impact on South Korea and China.

I'd imagine China would close their borders and shoot any refugees that got close, which would be ugly. Likewise SK, fresh off Seoul getting blasted, sure as he'll would have no interest in feeding refugees. And lord knows we don't want to rebuild NK, nor would China be happy about us doing so. I don't know what would be done about the NK people.
Weren't there some Wikileaks cables that came out that said China agreed with the US that if anything happened the US would take the lead on rebuilding NK?

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« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2013, 02:26:31 PM »
I don't think we would nuke NK even if they attempted to nuke us. We could bomb their artillery and military bases to rubble with cruise missiles and a more traditional bombing campaign. Even smaller range nukes would have a negative impact on South Korea and China.

I'd imagine China would close their borders and shoot any refugees that got close, which would be ugly. Likewise SK, fresh off Seoul getting blasted, sure as he'll would have no interest in feeding refugees. And lord knows we don't want to rebuild NK, nor would China be happy about us doing so. I don't know what would be done about the NK people.
Weren't there some Wikileaks cables that came out that said China agreed with the US that if anything happened the US would take the lead on rebuilding NK?

Wut, didn't hear that. Seems odd they'd be ok with us putting new military bases so close to them.
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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2013, 02:28:12 PM »
Rebuilding =/= building new bases.

Plus US have bases in SA already, not a big difference distance wise.

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« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2013, 02:34:10 PM »
Wish the North Koreans could nuke the fuck out of America, cause lets face it America sucks

Wait so first Momo just jumps right into blaming me for removing posts and now he's wanting to nuke 'MURICA?!

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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2013, 03:05:06 PM »
I'm calling you out bork!

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« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2013, 03:37:28 PM »
From what I understand, any attack on North Korea would mean a counterattack and lots of dead people in South Korea too.

As crazy as the regime seems, the threat of retaliation has kept it in check so far, so I'd rather not jump the gun.  "That guy seems bad, let's attack him" doesn't have a fantastic track record.

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« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2013, 03:39:37 PM »
From what I understand, any attack on North Korea would mean a counterattack and lots of dead people in South Korea too.

As crazy as the regime seems, the threat of retaliation has kept it in check so far, so I'd rather not jump the gun.  "That guy seems bad, let's attack him" doesn't have a fantastic track record.


They don't "seem" bad.  It's pretty confirmed that they have some nazi style labor camps, we just don't know the full extent and implications.   It's more about the counter-attack.

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« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2013, 03:40:24 PM »
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME ISN'T NICE.

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« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2013, 04:31:15 PM »
it's never time to nuke anyone, but it'd be pretty funny if someone challenged him to a one-on-one winner-take-all wrestling match
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« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2013, 04:34:25 PM »
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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2013, 04:48:01 PM »
I'd prefer a DIPLOMATIC DUNK OFF hosted by Dennis Rodman and the Noerth Korean Dennis Rodman, if such a thing exists, I sure hope it does.
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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2013, 05:07:02 PM »
Do you even need nukes?

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« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2013, 05:28:29 PM »
Oh hey I was just talking about this with somebody yesterday. N Korea's current regime needs to go and needed to go a few years back. Their stupid alliance with China is the main reason we haven't really stepped in  and they're kind of sick of NK's shit at this point so I'd imagine something will go down with them in the fairly near future.
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« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2013, 05:32:37 PM »
This is all Dennis Rodman's fault!

Whoda thought sending rodman as our ambassador would have ended poorly


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« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2013, 07:40:16 PM »
Oh hey I was just talking about this with somebody yesterday. N Korea's current regime needs to go and needed to go a few years back. Their stupid alliance with China is the main reason we haven't really stepped in  and they're kind of sick of NK's shit at this point so I'd imagine something will go down with them in the fairly near future.

Their alliance with China is pretty dubious at this point. It's definitely more the fact that they could level Seoul within 10 minutes of the faintest whiff of aggression.
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« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2013, 07:54:50 PM »
I'd prefer a DIPLOMATIC DUNK OFF hosted by Dennis Rodman and the Noerth Korean Dennis Rodman, if such a thing exists, I sure hope it does.

At this point it's entirely possible that Dennis Rodman is the North Korean Dennis Rodman.

In which case we'd need a dunk-off between Dennis Rodman and the American Dennis Rodman, Chris "Birdman" Anderson.

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« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2013, 08:15:26 PM »
Obama needs to stop being a pussy. Kim Jong Un is talking a big game, laying down these threats. Nuke that fucker. If South Korea takes a couple for the team, well...



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« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2013, 11:36:48 PM »
it's never time to nuke anyone, but it'd be pretty funny if someone challenged him to a one-on-one winner-take-all wrestling match
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« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2013, 11:42:21 PM »
US would have to be represented by Jim Duggan, no?

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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #36 on: March 10, 2013, 10:07:42 PM »
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N. Korea severs communication hotline with S. Korea

SEOUL, March 11 (Yonhap) -- North Korea severed the inter-Korean communication hotline that runs through the truce village of Panmunjom following its threat to do so last week, South Korea's unification ministry said Monday.

The ministry said the North seems to have disconnected the emergency link set up to ensure prompt two-way communication to deal with any sudden developments along the demilitarized zone that separates the two Koreas. It said attempts to contact the North by telephone at 9 a.m. failed.
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2013/03/11/0200000000AEN20130311002300315.HTML
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« Reply #37 on: March 10, 2013, 10:19:01 PM »
That was the one telephone they had in North Korea too. :(
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« Reply #38 on: March 10, 2013, 11:30:46 PM »
I'd like to drill Captain Cupcake there a new orifice.

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« Reply #39 on: March 10, 2013, 11:56:03 PM »
US would have to be represented by Jim Duggan, no?

he's already a prime target, you know they want that piece of wood

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« Reply #40 on: March 11, 2013, 12:27:43 AM »
All the cable boxes in our house freaked out and went to an Emergency Alert System screen I'd never seen before. No additional information. And then went back to what we were watching.

Thanks for freaking me out for no reason, North Korea.
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« Reply #41 on: March 11, 2013, 06:39:56 AM »
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« Reply #42 on: March 11, 2013, 08:40:33 AM »
So NK is not picking up the hotline with SA anymore huh. Maybe they just didn't pay their bills.

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« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2013, 07:29:32 PM »
NK is like the screaming 5-year-old who doesn't want to sit at the kids' table during the big family dinner.

...Except nobody really sure if Mr. China, at the grown-ups table, is going to get upset if someone give NK a trip to the woodshed, AND it's just possible NK brought his uncle's gun to dinner with him.

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« Reply #44 on: March 11, 2013, 09:14:31 PM »
Wish the North Koreans could nuke the fuck out of America, cause lets face it America sucks



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« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2013, 08:38:34 AM »
Wish the North Koreans could nuke the fuck out of America, cause lets face it America sucks

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« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2013, 10:13:46 AM »
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« Reply #47 on: March 12, 2013, 12:09:54 PM »
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« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2013, 01:22:37 PM »
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME ISN'T NICE.


I am explaining because sometimes things are unclear and an explanation clears them up. which is why people explain things to other people who are unclear on things, to clear them up.

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« Reply #49 on: March 12, 2013, 08:22:26 PM »
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME ISN'T NICE.


I am explaining because sometimes things are unclear and an explanation clears them up. which is why people explain things to other people who are unclear on things, to clear them up.

THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING WHY PEOPLE EXPLAIN THINGS.
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« Reply #50 on: March 12, 2013, 08:45:26 PM »
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME ISN'T NICE.


I am explaining because sometimes things are unclear and an explanation clears them up. which is why people explain things to other people who are unclear on things, to clear them up.

THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING WHY PEOPLE EXPLAIN THINGS.

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« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2013, 08:45:03 PM »
If only some one had had a nuke when they lost it, then the could have nuked them and none of this would have happened.

I think it's time we armed everyone* with nukes - it's the only way



* - not North Korea of course - we don't want to hand out life ending technology to just anyone - i mean... they might be crazy or something!

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« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2013, 03:46:34 PM »
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North Korea has submitted yet another entry to its ongoing propaganda film festival. This time, it has released a video that threatens an attack on U.S. forces using "powerful weapons of mass destruction" and depicts an invasion of Seoul in which 150,000 American citizens are taken hostage.

Posted on North Korea's official Uriminzokkiri website and YouTube channel, the video comes less than a week after one showing the White House in its crosshairs and the explosion of the U.S. Capitol building.

The film, titled "A Short, Three-Day War," opens with rockets firing into South Korea from the north followed by thousands of North Korean troops crossing the border.

"The crack storm troops will occupy Seoul and other cities and take 150,000 U.S. citizens as hostages," a narrator says in a voice-over, according to a translation by the Telegraph.

Last month, North Korea produced a bizarre video of a dream sequence that imagined a U.S. city resembling New York under an apparent missile attack and the Empire State Building shown in flames. The soundtrack to that three-and-a-half-minute video was an instrumental version of "We Are the World," and the attack footage appeared to have been taken from the video game "Modern Warfare 3." It was eventually removed from YouTube.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/north-korea-video-propaganda-us-troops-rockets-125355219.html


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« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2013, 04:18:42 PM »
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« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2013, 04:22:05 PM »
How would they even feed 150,000 hostages?
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« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2013, 04:23:22 PM »
How would they even feed 150,000 hostages?
They're obviously taking these hostages to feed to their population

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« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2013, 04:25:04 PM »
How would they even feed 150,000 hostages?

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« Reply #57 on: March 27, 2013, 02:40:11 AM »
How would they even feed 150,000 hostages?
They're obviously taking these hostages to feed to their population
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« Reply #58 on: March 27, 2013, 04:15:22 AM »
How would they even feed 150,000 hostages?
They're obviously taking these hostages to feed to their population

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Re: Is it time to nuke north korea?
« Reply #59 on: March 27, 2013, 06:08:21 AM »
lol, preemptive nuclear strike on the US in 3 days time apparently.

Gun in mouth, they are about to turn their country into the worlds most radioactive car park.


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