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There is zero chance of seal team 6 making it past the waves of criminal muggers and hobos to get to my location
This is all Dennis Rodman's fault!
OP: yes. More preferably, let SEAL Team Six ninja themselves in, retroactively late-late-late-term abort that oversized fetus, and tell Korea to sac up, roll in, and reintroduce their cousins to, you know, food.
While NK would quickly be destroyed if the did a thing stupid, unfortunately they'd be able to turn Seoul into a parking lot first.
Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 08, 2013, 11:43:09 AMThis is all Dennis Rodman's fault!Whoda thought sending rodman as our ambassador would have ended poorly
Quote from: chronovore on March 08, 2013, 08:47:50 AMOP: yes. More preferably, let SEAL Team Six ninja themselves in, retroactively late-late-late-term abort that oversized fetus, and tell Korea to sac up, roll in, and reintroduce their cousins to, you know, food.I shouldn't be laughing, but damn. That's funny.Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 11:38:31 AMWhile NK would quickly be destroyed if the did a thing stupid, unfortunately they'd be able to turn Seoul into a parking lot first.Nuking Pyongyang would effectively nuke Seoul. Shitty situation.
we should probably nuke anything Dennis Rodman has come in contact with.
Quote from: Huff on March 08, 2013, 12:55:24 PMQuote from: Shark Johnson on March 08, 2013, 11:43:09 AMThis is all Dennis Rodman's fault!Whoda thought sending rodman as our ambassador would have ended poorly(Image removed from quote.)
I don't think we would nuke NK even if they attempted to nuke us. We could bomb their artillery and military bases to rubble with cruise missiles and a more traditional bombing campaign. Even smaller range nukes would have a negative impact on South Korea and China.I'd imagine China would close their borders and shoot any refugees that got close, which would be ugly. Likewise SK, fresh off Seoul getting blasted, sure as he'll would have no interest in feeding refugees. And lord knows we don't want to rebuild NK, nor would China be happy about us doing so. I don't know what would be done about the NK people.
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 08, 2013, 01:58:02 PMI don't think we would nuke NK even if they attempted to nuke us. We could bomb their artillery and military bases to rubble with cruise missiles and a more traditional bombing campaign. Even smaller range nukes would have a negative impact on South Korea and China.I'd imagine China would close their borders and shoot any refugees that got close, which would be ugly. Likewise SK, fresh off Seoul getting blasted, sure as he'll would have no interest in feeding refugees. And lord knows we don't want to rebuild NK, nor would China be happy about us doing so. I don't know what would be done about the NK people.Weren't there some Wikileaks cables that came out that said China agreed with the US that if anything happened the US would take the lead on rebuilding NK?
Wish the North Koreans could nuke the fuck out of America, cause lets face it America sucks
From what I understand, any attack on North Korea would mean a counterattack and lots of dead people in South Korea too.As crazy as the regime seems, the threat of retaliation has kept it in check so far, so I'd rather not jump the gun. "That guy seems bad, let's attack him" doesn't have a fantastic track record.
Oh hey I was just talking about this with somebody yesterday. N Korea's current regime needs to go and needed to go a few years back. Their stupid alliance with China is the main reason we haven't really stepped in and they're kind of sick of NK's shit at this point so I'd imagine something will go down with them in the fairly near future.
I'd prefer a DIPLOMATIC DUNK OFF hosted by Dennis Rodman and the Noerth Korean Dennis Rodman, if such a thing exists, I sure hope it does.
it's never time to nuke anyone, but it'd be pretty funny if someone challenged him to a one-on-one winner-take-all wrestling match
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, YOU FAT PUSSYI WILL DIAMOND CUTTER YOUR FIFTEEN CHINS STRAIGHT TO HELL
N. Korea severs communication hotline with S. KoreaSEOUL, March 11 (Yonhap) -- North Korea severed the inter-Korean communication hotline that runs through the truce village of Panmunjom following its threat to do so last week, South Korea's unification ministry said Monday.The ministry said the North seems to have disconnected the emergency link set up to ensure prompt two-way communication to deal with any sudden developments along the demilitarized zone that separates the two Koreas. It said attempts to contact the North by telephone at 9 a.m. failed.
US would have to be represented by Jim Duggan, no?
Quote from: Momo on March 08, 2013, 08:08:22 AMWish the North Koreans could nuke the fuck out of America, cause lets face it America sucks(Image removed from quote.)DIAF you piece of weeaboo shitcake
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME ISN'T NICE.
Quote from: Mandark on March 08, 2013, 03:40:24 PMTHANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME ISN'T NICE.I am explaining because sometimes things are unclear and an explanation clears them up. which is why people explain things to other people who are unclear on things, to clear them up.
Quote from: Don Flamenco on March 12, 2013, 01:22:37 PMQuote from: Mandark on March 08, 2013, 03:40:24 PMTHANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING THAT THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME ISN'T NICE.I am explaining because sometimes things are unclear and an explanation clears them up. which is why people explain things to other people who are unclear on things, to clear them up.THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING WHY PEOPLE EXPLAIN THINGS.
North Korea has submitted yet another entry to its ongoing propaganda film festival. This time, it has released a video that threatens an attack on U.S. forces using "powerful weapons of mass destruction" and depicts an invasion of Seoul in which 150,000 American citizens are taken hostage.Posted on North Korea's official Uriminzokkiri website and YouTube channel, the video comes less than a week after one showing the White House in its crosshairs and the explosion of the U.S. Capitol building.The film, titled "A Short, Three-Day War," opens with rockets firing into South Korea from the north followed by thousands of North Korean troops crossing the border."The crack storm troops will occupy Seoul and other cities and take 150,000 U.S. citizens as hostages," a narrator says in a voice-over, according to a translation by the Telegraph.Last month, North Korea produced a bizarre video of a dream sequence that imagined a U.S. city resembling New York under an apparent missile attack and the Empire State Building shown in flames. The soundtrack to that three-and-a-half-minute video was an instrumental version of "We Are the World," and the attack footage appeared to have been taken from the video game "Modern Warfare 3." It was eventually removed from YouTube.
How would they even feed 150,000 hostages?
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2013, 04:22:05 PMHow would they even feed 150,000 hostages?They're obviously taking these hostages to feed to their population
