Author Topic: METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN!!! (Read 19743 times)

Diunx · « **on:** March 27, 2013, 02:42:33 PM »

Current gen is going out with a bang!!!!

Kojigod

Preventive

to Himu

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** March 27, 2013, 02:48:21 PM »

That was terrible.

The gameplay that was shown was barely recognizable as MGS gameplay and the entire trailer was one giant wank fest. MGS died with 3.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2 on:** March 27, 2013, 02:52:29 PM »

current gen

not on PC

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #3 on:** March 27, 2013, 02:53:17 PM »

Gamer on the internet upset that Game Developer Conference demonstration wasn't made to jerk him off and cater to his fan taste.

News at 11

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #4 on:** March 27, 2013, 02:54:09 PM »

Wait, what was Moby Dick Studio and the whole Joakim thing

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** March 27, 2013, 02:55:11 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 02:48:21 PM

That was terrible.

The gameplay that was shown was barely recognizable as MGS gameplay and the entire trailer was one giant wank fest. MGS died with 3.

You mean Snake shooting a gun while someone else was driving/riding? so not MGS.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** March 27, 2013, 02:55:27 PM »

That was an awesome trailer. Milk that current gen for all it's worth.

Diamond Dogs

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** March 27, 2013, 02:56:52 PM »

Bowie

cool breeze · « **Reply #8 on:** March 27, 2013, 02:57:33 PM »

Hard to get excited when MGS3 and MGS4 were both initially said to be open world games before getting scaled back. We don't have release date, it's current gen, etc etc.

Having said that, I appreciate how dumb it is. Not stupid dumb like Peace Walker, but dumb dumb like MGS2.

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:00:31 PM »

MGS3 was never said to be an open world game, just more open than the previous games.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #10 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:00:51 PM »

haven't watched it but how the fuck is snake still fucking alive

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:02:42 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 27, 2013, 03:00:51 PM

haven't watched it but how the fuck is snake still fucking alive

It's Big Boss in the 70s/80s.

maxy · « **Reply #12 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:03:19 PM »

Will get.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #13 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:04:14 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 27, 2013, 03:02:42 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on March 27, 2013, 03:00:51 PM
haven't watched it but how the fuck is snake still fucking alive

It's Big Boss in the 70s/80s.

actual interest +1000

big boss games >>>>>>>>>>> snake games

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:07:20 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on March 27, 2013, 02:54:09 PM

Wait, what was Moby Dick Studio and the whole Joakim thing

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:11:58 PM »

Fuck this bullshit. MGS Please die.

Oh great we get to have another game about Boss that adds more piles of shit upon piles of shit that was already on piles of shit. Great. I fucking hate this series and Kojima. Do something new for fucks sake.

And yeah Big Boss had one game. 1 good game, everything else has been absolute shit since than. But yep heres another dumb untold story further meant to add shit that was totally unneeded.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:15:36 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 27, 2013, 02:55:11 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 02:48:21 PM
That was terrible.

The gameplay that was shown was barely recognizable as MGS gameplay and the entire trailer was one giant wank fest. MGS died with 3.

You mean Snake shooting a gun while someone else was driving/riding? so not MGS.

i didn't see one hint of espionage from that trailer. but I'll just have to wait for gameplay.

Momo · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:51:31 PM »

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:53:54 PM »

Where's ZoE? Rather see that then MGS shit. But hey thats a non MGS game so I guess Kojima can't make it.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #19 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:54:21 PM »

Not on PC

ManaByte · « **Reply #20 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:07:45 PM »

No Hayter:
https://twitter.com/DavidBHayter/status/317004226482032641

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #21 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:08:20 PM »

instead, JACK FUCKING BAUR

this game wins

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:09:13 PM »

But Keifer is playing some other character. No Hayter as Snake is a goddamned fucking travesty.

cool breeze · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:11:19 PM »

you can hear the voice(s) clearly here

no big deal

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:20:06 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on March 27, 2013, 04:07:45 PM

No Hayter:
https://twitter.com/DavidBHayter/status/317004226482032641

WTF? Oh god wrap this up.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:21:31 PM »

MGS 5

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #26 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:27:17 PM »

I guess show some pretty graphics and people will eat up anything.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:27:47 PM »

10$ says the guy who shows his asscrack in the hospital gown will be another HILARIOUS johnny tie-in

how does konami even have money for this anymore

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:28:56 PM »

Konami has money for it by giving everything else in their catalog the finger. Hopefully they go out of business when this game doesn't meet sales expectations.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #29 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:29:39 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 27, 2013, 04:27:47 PM

10$ says the guy who shows his asscrack in the hospital gown will be another HILARIOUS johnny tie-in

how does konami even have money for this anymore

A chain of fitness centers and awesome baseball videogames.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #30 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:34:23 PM »

*clutches nintendo ultra cartridges and cries*

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:35:46 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 04:28:56 PM

Konami has money for it by giving everything else in their catalog the finger. Hopefully they go out of business when this game doesn't meet sales expectations.

Sells 6 million and still is'nt enough. Man next gen is going to suck for anything not called CoD.

cool breeze · « **Reply #32 on:** March 27, 2013, 04:58:05 PM »

Quote from: Kojima

"Ground Zeroes" is a prologue of "MGSV". 9 years after that event will be "The Phantom Pain". MGSV is constructed w/ prologue and main game "TPP". The game play demo I presented today is the opening of "TPP" which is tutorial that starts from crawling.

huh, so in MGS2 terms,

Ground Zeroes = Tanker
The Phantom Pain = Big Shell

9 years between the acts

and here's a gif comparing ground zeroes nighttime to daytime: http://i.minus.com/ibhiRogyC74gKj.gif

while I doubt it'll happen, it would be cool if cutscenes are real time and change depending on when you reach them. it wouldn't really make sense either, but w/e.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:02:05 PM »

So the Peace Walker crew gets blown up after Ground Zeroes? I'm guessing thats what happens at the end of Ground Zeros.

magus · « **Reply #34 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:03:37 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 27, 2013, 04:27:47 PM

10$ says the guy who shows his asscrack in the hospital gown will be another HILARIOUS johnny tie-in

how does konami even have money for this anymore

Steve Contra · « **Reply #35 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:08:08 PM »

Luv u google gif search

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:09:45 PM »

Quote from: magus on March 27, 2013, 05:03:37 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 27, 2013, 04:27:47 PM
10$ says the guy who shows his asscrack in the hospital gown will be another HILARIOUS johnny tie-in

how does konami even have money for this anymore

I want to KILL you.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:18:01 PM »

Hey at least Kojima made me aware that Garbage has a new album out. Best thing he's done in years. At least both trailers for this debacle have had pretty great music.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:29:49 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 05:09:45 PM

Quote from: magus on March 27, 2013, 05:03:37 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on March 27, 2013, 04:27:47 PM
10$ says the guy who shows his asscrack in the hospital gown will be another HILARIOUS johnny tie-in

how does konami even have money for this anymore

I want to KILL you.

That is the BEST LOOKING SUIKODEN GAME in terms of graphics and for that reason I now want to die.

magus · « **Reply #39 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:30:32 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 05:09:45 PM

I want to KILL you.

but frankly the goemon one is more sad :'( dat cell shading

magus · « **Reply #40 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:38:25 PM »

i don't understand the point of this,metal gear is a game whose whole fundation lies in it's stupid plot-twist centric plot like the videogame equivalent of lost (which i haven't watched before you get angry at me for making this comparison) and that path has been beaten with MGS4 so....

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #41 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:49:22 PM »

I won't believe Hayter got the cold shoulder until I get all the way through the credits and the end call. They're getting awfully close to connecting to the Solid Snake arc and I don't wanna hear the replacement. So even then, I'll have to wait for Solid Snake to show up again and talk in someone else's voice before I believe he's done as Snake.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #42 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:53:01 PM »

Checked it out and looks batshit insane as usual

plus

@ the crying in here

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** March 27, 2013, 05:53:18 PM »

Quote from: magus on March 27, 2013, 05:30:32 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 05:09:45 PM
I want to KILL you.

but frankly the goemon one is more sad :'( dat cell shading

that cel shading

Trent Dole · « **Reply #44 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:00:11 PM »

METAL GEAR!?

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:14:25 PM »

GAMEPLAY DEMO.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #46 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:16:27 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:19:08 PM »

Wow, I skipped around that demo and nothing happened. Yes, I want to see a dude crawl on the ground for six minutes.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #48 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:21:09 PM »

Am I missing out not ever having played mgs beyond the ps1 game himu?

Himu · « **Reply #49 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:24:10 PM »

Depends on what you want out of it.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #50 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:30:04 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on March 27, 2013, 06:21:09 PM

Am I missing out not ever having played mgs beyond the ps1 game himu?

You miss 2 and 3. You can stop after those.

magus · « **Reply #51 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:42:28 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 06:19:08 PM

Wow, I skipped around that demo and nothing happened. Yes, I want to see a dude crawl on the ground for six minutes.

ahahahahahahah i was going to say the same thing

TACTICAL CRAWLING SIMULATOR

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:56:50 PM »

Seems V will carry on the tradition of 4's crap.

OPEN WORLD STEALTH GAME.

Shows off crawling for six minutes.

When does the new Splinter Cell come out? I may need to finish up DXHR. I need a new stealth series that isn't MGS.

Quote from: magus on March 27, 2013, 06:42:28 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 06:19:08 PM
Wow, I skipped around that demo and nothing happened. Yes, I want to see a dude crawl on the ground for six minutes.

ahahahahahahah i was going to say the same thing

TACTICAL CRAWLING SIMULATOR

Kojima is drowning in hubris.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #53 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:08:26 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 06:56:50 PM

I need a new stealth series that isn't MGS.

Thief, Dishonored

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:09:59 PM »

Oh yeah. Forgot about Thief. Dishonored is a good stealth game? How much stupid story bullshit does it have?

I just watched the Splinter Cell Blacklist trailer and demo and it actually showed me *gasp* how the games mechanics work. Shocking, I know.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #55 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 07:09:59 PM

Dishonored is a good stealth game? How much stupid story bullshit does it have?

Dishonored is a lot fun, though all the cool powers tend to make it easier to be stealthy than in other stealth games. It's got a lot of story, but the cutscenes and talking heads are mostly confined to the hub area between "levels."

mjemirzian · « **Reply #56 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:42:17 PM »

Shit like this is the reason I tune out "viral marketing teasers" as white noise. Just announce the damn game and then I might pay it a bit of attention.

I've never played a Metal Gear game other than Metal Gear Rising and I don't plan to.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #57 on:** March 27, 2013, 09:27:11 PM »

Dishonored has good stealth mechanics. It's not really that great of a stealth game. It's too easy and has mediocre level design.

Robo · « **Reply #58 on:** March 27, 2013, 09:53:39 PM »

I feel like I should know better, but I still got hype. $:-\$

~~Sonic~~ Metal Gear Cycle

Positive Touch · « **Reply #59 on:** March 27, 2013, 09:57:48 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 27, 2013, 06:56:50 PM

I may need to finish up DXHR.

DO IT

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Author Topic: METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN!!! (Read 19743 times)