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Raban

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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #60 on: September 04, 2013, 02:36:42 PM »
Isn't shoehorned fanservice standard for Japanese devs these days?

Or maybe he's just trolling.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #61 on: September 04, 2013, 02:40:33 PM »
well the thread title at least now makes much more sense :heh
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #62 on: September 04, 2013, 02:57:56 PM »
In what world is that sexy or erotic and not just gross?
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #63 on: September 04, 2013, 03:04:43 PM »
In what world is that sexy or erotic and not just gross?
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #64 on: September 04, 2013, 03:07:38 PM »
:lol
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #65 on: September 04, 2013, 03:12:18 PM »
remember those scenes in mgs4 where you could stare at the chicks ass as she writhed in pain on the floor before dying from the wounds you inflicted on her? man that was classic
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #66 on: September 04, 2013, 03:57:58 PM »
In what world is that sexy or erotic and not just gross?

in the She doesn't have a penis so I'd fuck her world.
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Himu

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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #68 on: September 04, 2013, 08:21:31 PM »
:lol

Even if that's true, it doesn't change the fact it's gross or ridiculous. So here we have a female soldier who prances around in stockings? I don't think, no matter what culture you were raised from, the idea is any less ridiculous.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #69 on: September 04, 2013, 08:28:29 PM »
Whats gross about it? Stupid? I guess, but whats gross about ripped stockings?

Himu

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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #70 on: September 04, 2013, 08:29:45 PM »

Because the ripped stockings amount for a majority of the characters clothing?

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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #72 on: September 04, 2013, 08:37:40 PM »
I find Quiet's outfit a lot more ridiculous. At least with Fortune, it's in the same area of western comic books with her leotard, as she's wearing far more clothes than Quiet.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #73 on: September 04, 2013, 08:42:22 PM »
Metal Gear's been tacky in this regard for awhile. It was funny in 3. "Oh haha of course the boss is looking at Eva and of course a feme fatale has giant cleavage!

But in 4 you had strange camera angles on not just the skin tight Beauties , but even on Mei Ling's ass as she comically dropped something during her briefing. Oh is'nt she so cute! Hell, there's giant cleavage Naomi. Remember her, the doctor who was basically wearing a sweater in 1? Not only does she have cancer, but she's got a giant rack now too and she's not afraid to show if off!. Hell, now the sweater's on Rose, who won't bore you as much because you can shake her boobs as powered by Sixaxis!

And in PW there's entire character who all I can remember about her is that she's randomly in the forest and you can play with her boobs.

Quiet's outfit is dumb. Why is a Sniper in a desert even wearing stockings? Hell I can deal with her having little up top, because fine you can justify it because it's hot or something.  The stockings are dumb and I don't see the point, it would even make more sense to just wear short shorts or something. But whatever, MGS is a series that lost most of it's dignity a while ago anyway.

And I don't mention the ACid games, because those a strange anyway so I don't care about the fanservice in 2.

But Fourtane's outfit seems just as dumb. To be honest, I never saw her as sexy or anything. I don't think that was the intent as it is with Quiet seemingly. But still why is a girl using a railgun basically in a swimsuit? I have no idea and in general I don't even bother to question what comes out of Japan anymore.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #74 on: September 04, 2013, 08:52:26 PM »
I completely agree Rah. Metal Gear lost its shit a long time ago in terms of grounded character designs - well, as far as you can get with a franchise with cyborg ninjas - but holy fuck something about Quiet, man.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #75 on: September 04, 2013, 09:12:56 PM »
:lol
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #76 on: September 05, 2013, 01:05:54 AM »

Because the ripped stockings amount for a majority of the characters clothing?

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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #77 on: September 07, 2013, 10:03:34 PM »
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/09/06/metal-gear-solid-ground-zeroes-the-splinter-cell-effect?abthid=52297c7c13532e4667000025

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Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes - The Splinter Cell Effect
Slow-mo executions, regenerating health, and more changes coming.

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Before a guard enters an alert state, you’ll get a button prompt indicating you’re busted. Hold the left trigger, and you’ll briefly freeze time, giving you the opportunity to pump a couple quiet bullets into an alarmed enemy’s eyeballs.

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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #78 on: September 08, 2013, 12:57:52 AM »
this only happens when a single guard has seen you, when multiple guards catch you it instantly goes to alert. I think this is a smart way to deal with the problem you run into when you try to do a no-alert run, get seen by just one guard and have to reset. Even though I got used to it by the end of MGS3 it was really frustrating to deal with how easily you can go to full alert in the beginning.

The health regen could be anything, MGS3 and 4 had health regen based on your stamina meter.

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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #79 on: September 08, 2013, 01:06:35 AM »
Meh, you could kill a guard before it goes to full alert in the other games without shitty slowmo, I just hope Kojima knows wtf he is doing.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #80 on: September 08, 2013, 01:20:13 AM »
Mmmno. If a guard spotted you in MGS3 or 4, it instantly went to full alert. It was only in MGS2 that they'd run away and radio in. Regardless, the gameplay footage we saw at E3 looked like the same style of detail-driven stealth gameplay the series is known for.

And I'd stop worrying about whether or not Kojima knows what he's doing. He doesn't.

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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #81 on: September 08, 2013, 01:31:57 AM »
I don't like how that sounds (especially bringing up splinter cell  :yuck), but this game is gonna be so different from the others anyways so I guess we'll just see how it all balances out.

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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #82 on: September 08, 2013, 01:34:32 AM »
I'm open minded. Can't be worse than Worst Game Of The Generation 4.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #83 on: September 08, 2013, 04:10:34 AM »
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #84 on: September 08, 2013, 09:12:03 AM »
Mmmno. If a guard spotted you in MGS3 or 4, it instantly went to full alert. It was only in MGS2 that they'd run away and radio in. Regardless, the gameplay footage we saw at E3 looked like the same style of detail-driven stealth gameplay the series is known for.

And I'd stop worrying about whether or not Kojima knows what he's doing. He doesn't.

If you grabbed or killed a guard fast enough the alert would stop before going full.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #85 on: September 24, 2013, 11:25:32 PM »


I must say, Jack Bauer sucks big black cocks as Snake, I hope he at least tries to channel Hayter for the grunts.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #86 on: September 24, 2013, 11:36:53 PM »
Can't be worse than Hayters voice in 3 or 4. Btw this game is looking good. Looks like a complete return to form expanding off what I think is the best Metal Gear title - MGS3.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #87 on: September 24, 2013, 11:37:56 PM »
As long as all the chicken shit they added gets turned off in Hard then yeah the game shall be great.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #88 on: September 24, 2013, 11:41:26 PM »
The stuff they've added is fine. MGS has had regenerating health since 3 in the form of the stamina meter. No big deal.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #89 on: September 24, 2013, 11:52:56 PM »
Keep in mind, I haven't heard it yet. I'll keep an open mind.
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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #90 on: September 25, 2013, 02:47:16 AM »
He sounds out of place by playing it straight.  Everyone else is still speaking in that bombastic, hammy metal gear way.  Kiefer would be fine if everything else was adjusted appropriately.

 

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Re: HAVEN'T JERK IT IN TWO DAYS WAITING FOR THIS(metal gear solid V E3 thread)
« Reply #91 on: September 25, 2013, 02:50:37 AM »
I honestly don't think Hayter was much better, but maybe that'll change once I've had to hear nine hours of dialog spoken by Sutherland.