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[Oblivion]

The trailer music in Smash Bros. U is HORRIBLE.

Is there gonna be a demo on the show floor?

[Bebpo]

Why would anyone want a Galaxy 3, Bebpo? I'm saying this as someone who had Galaxy as their number one title this gen.

I don't mean Galaxy 3 literally, I just mean the next big original 3d Mario that each system gets that is both creatively and visually impressive.

[Oblivion]

Super Mario 3D World looks fun, but a spiritual successor to SMG it is not.

[Barry Egan]

It's crazy to think that within a year of the Gamecube being released Nintendo had put out Mario Sunshine, Pikmin, Metroid Prime, Smash Brothers, Star Fox Adventures, and Eternal Darkness, among others.  Relative to the Xbox and the PS2 it was a software drought.  Compared with the Wii U it's like an oasis. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

I just saw the Mario Kart trailer, really just looks like any other Mario Kart. Nothing exciting at all anymore.

Super Mario World looks super Nintendo cheap. Just like New Super Mario.

Cant Nintendo make one fucking standout next gen game? JUST ONE

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya GC was awesome if you didn't think about 3rd party games.  You forgot RE remake too. 

Kotaku just launched an article explaining what's up with Nintendo.  Apparently some one accidentally told the dev-slaves that the Emperor has surrendered and the war was lost and they've been in a depressive slump ever since. 

[Oblivion]

Parts of SM3DW could easily be mistaken for a Mario Party game. That's not a good thing. 

[Flannel Boy]

I just saw the Mario Kart trailer, really just looks like any other Mario Kart.

You mean there are still Mario characters--and they race carts around Mario themed tracks?

In terms of visual quality, it doesn't look like any other Mario Kart

[cool breeze]

Nintendo announced an announcement of a new game happening in 20 minutes.  Get excited to get excited.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I just saw the Mario Kart trailer, really just looks like any other Mario Kart.

You mean there are still Mario characters--and they race carts around Mario themed tracks?

In terms of visual quality, it doesn't look like any other Mario Kart
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Both looks old to me, maybe Mario Kart HD would have been impressive in 2006/8. Now it just looks last gen already.

[Madrun Badrun]

This will be damage control, like when they announce these new smash games before development started on them.  I expect a new zelda.  We will see a non-playable trailer next e3.   

[Madrun Badrun]

Myamoto is talking about a wii u zelda on GT

[MCD]

Everytime Miyamoto smiles someone buys a Wii U

[Great Rumbler]

I just saw the Mario Kart trailer, really just looks like any other Mario Kart.

You mean there are still Mario characters--and they race carts around Mario themed tracks?

In terms of visual quality, it doesn't look like any other Mario Kart
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Both looks old to me, maybe Mario Kart HD would have been impressive in 2006/8. Now it just looks last gen already.

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You're expecting Mario Kart Wii U to look like Xbone/PS4 games?

[Madrun Badrun]

Not true.  I only got as far as putting it in my amazon cart. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

No, I'm just saying is same old same old.

If they can't compete visually they should at least try making some new games or something.

[cool breeze]

This will be damage control, like when they announce these new smash games before development started on them.  I expect a new zelda.  We will see a non-playable trailer next e3.   

Maybe.  Last year they announced Wonderful 101 after the show on Gametrailers.  Year before, Zelda OoT 3DS in a back alley behind a Denny's.

[Flannel Boy]

I just saw the Mario Kart trailer, really just looks like any other Mario Kart.

You mean there are still Mario characters--and they race carts around Mario themed tracks?

In terms of visual quality, it doesn't look like any other Mario Kart
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Both looks old to me, maybe Mario Kart HD would have been impressive in 2006/8. Now it just looks last gen already.

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But you said "it looks just like any other Mario Kart," not that it looks just like any other PS3/360 kart game.

[Flannel Boy]

The game doesn't look horrible, but it just looks too much like 3D land, both in graphics and in level design.

[Brehvolution]

innovative second screen experience

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Fucking looooooool!!!

[cool breeze]

The surprise announcement:   Wii Fit Trainer as a Smash bros character


 

[Oblivion]

Real talk: I was more excited for Super Mario Sunshine when I originally saw its first trailer than I am right now with this new game.

Seriously, it's baffling how Nintendo made two of their premiere titles seem about as exciting as Wolf Blitzer.

[Shaka Khan]

I missed the Direct this morning, but I just watched it. Summary:
- X looks nice, 2014.
- Bayo 2 looks nice, 2014.
- MK is nice, 2014.
- Smash is smash, never bought any of them, 2014.
- Mario 3DL2 is sweet, barely made it this year.
- Zero new 3rd party snatch-ups. Zero new game announcements... Oh wait, DKRC2 was announced, by Retro lol. In other words they weren't working on a new IP, mature IPs, Metroid/F-Zero crossover. Poor Ninthings.

Reggie is on right now apologizing on GT. When asked about where's the variety he admitted people buy Nintendo systems only for Mario. And that "I keep hearing people weren't satisfied with what was announced yesterday." Head > Butt

This game company is nowhere near prepared. If I didn't know any better I'd say they're not in a state of urgency.

My Wii U purchases for the rest of the year: W101, Mario 3DL2... can't hold this many no-games!

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya my fear is that two smashes at once will leave both being lame.

[hampster]

RIP Startropics U :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

Your not getting pikmin? 

[pilonv1]

So glad I didn't get up for this

[Madrun Badrun]

I like how Reggie just mentioned that DRM is meant to go against used games and not pirates. 

[Oblivion]

So glad I didn't get up for this

You and me both, brudda.

Makes me not so disappointed that I only got one day of E3 access this year.

[Madrun Badrun]

The surprise announcement:   Wii Fit Trainer as a Smash bros character


 

wait this was real.   WTF?

[Shaka Khan]

Updated my summary. Please read and subscribe.

[Shaka Khan]

The surprise announcement:   Wii Fit Trainer as a Smash bros character


 

wait this was real.   WTF?

Real

[Madrun Badrun]

I honestly thought that was joke.  Jesus.

[Cerveza mas fina]

ok malek it looks like Mario kart should have looked a decade ago. Happy?

And yes it has exactly the same levels and designs like any other Mario kart game instead of some FRESH designs. Typical Nintendo copy pasta.

Even fuckin Infinity Ward and Bungie can make a new game once a decade.

I honestly thought that was joke.  Jesus.

Me too.

[nudemacusers]

2014- year of the Wii U

[Flannel Boy]

If I didn't know any better I'd say they're not in a state of urgency.

Panic mode Nintendo is jest Nintendo.

[Shaka Khan]

Remember when the Wii and Mario Galaxy were unveiled and our assholes exploded? Nintendo announced the newest Mario for its new system and it's a sequel to its handheld Mario.

It looked good, 3DL was hot, but they failed to recreate that hype.

[Third]

Nintendo just isn't trying it anymore. The new Mario looks so uninspired and cheap. Mario Kart is nothing new, and the Smash game is also the same old shit.

This E3 confirmed that Nintendo has lost it.

X looked great tho. I'm glad Monolith is working on it, and not Nintendo.

[etiolate]

Was hoping for Retro to reveal a new IP. X looks nice, actually very nice.

But damn Nintendo are you even aware of what's going on? The digital stuff is the most interesting stuff after X/Bayo/Wonderful101.

[Madrun Badrun]

http://kotaku.com/breaking-smash-bros-news-out-of-nintendos-e3-booth-512667733

bitter

[Flannel Boy]

ok malek it looks like Mario kart should have looked a decade ago. Happy?

I don't think anything looked like that in 2003 or 2004.

ok malek it looks like Mario kart should have looked a decade ago. Happy?

And yes it has exactly the same levels and designs like any other Mario kart game instead of some FRESH designs. Typical Nintendo copy pasta.

Did previous games have tracks like this (not including the rainbow ones):

 or let you race on walls:

Your criticism can be applied to most racing sequels.

[Tasty]

Cant Nintendo make one fucking standout next gen game? JUST ONE

[Madrun Badrun]

Nintendo published 

[Great Rumbler]

Nintendo published 

Monolithsoft is a first-party developer.

[Madrun Badrun]

I didn't know that.  What ever happened to the studio making the Giest game for gamecube?

[Cerveza mas fina]

You guys are hopeless really.

OHMY you can race on walls, the track goes VERTICAL WOOOOW NINTENDO.

Then some Nintendo published 3rd party exclusive 

Have some decendy and admit it same old same old Nintendo stale shit but youre still a manchild and like it.

[Diunx]

I honestly thought that was joke.  Jesus.

me too

so the new mario is a console version of 3d land? smh.

[Madrun Badrun]

You guys are hopeless really.

OHMY you can race on walls, the track goes VERTICAL WOOOOW NINTENDO.

The some Nintendo published 3rd party exclusive 

Mario kart is still super fun.  I think the only way to really make the series better is to have actually decent online.

[Don Flamenco]

http://kotaku.com/breaking-smash-bros-news-out-of-nintendos-e3-booth-512667733

bitter

   


I dunno, that's pretty funny.   Looking at the pic of the guy who wrote the article, I can see how the humor is lost on him.  it gets lost in the neckbeard on the way up to the humor receptors in his brain. 

[Shaka Khan]

[Madrun Badrun]

GT mentioned that Nintendo actually had press standing inline to get this announcement. 

[Great Rumbler]

I didn't know that.  What ever happened to the studio making the Giest game for gamecube?

They do lots of Wii/DS ports, and they recently developed Heroes of Ruin for S-E.

[Cerveza mas fina]

This is targeted at who?

Soccer moms that like Zelda? Nerds that want to be soccer moms?

[ToxicAdam]

There's a new crop of 5 year olds born every year. Nintendo knows their role and they are filling it. You might get lucky and they will allow a handful of games for their busy parents to play.

[Shaka Khan]

After some marketing research Nintendo realized that adding the female many fat nintards bonded with was a smart decision.

[Oblivion]

Malek, are you legitimately defending MK Wii U, or is this some elaborate troll?

[Cerveza mas fina]

There's a new crop of 5 year olds born every year. Nintendo knows their role and they are filling it.

Those are playing on their parents tablets and phones.

Hence Nintendo's recent sales titanic.

Malek, are you legitimately defending MK Wii U, or is this some elaborate troll?

I really hope its a troll.

[Madrun Badrun]

There's a new crop of 5 year olds born every year. Nintendo knows their role and they are filling it. You might get lucky and they will allow a handful of games for their busy parents to play.

How do you give birth to a five yearold?  Is this a European thing?

[Don Flamenco]

fuck you guys, i'm maining Wii Fit milf. 

[Don Flamenco]

There's a new crop of 5 year olds born every year. Nintendo knows their role and they are filling it. You might get lucky and they will allow a handful of games for their busy parents to play.

How do you give birth to a five yearold?  Is this a European thing?