Author Topic: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide (Read 11553 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** July 22, 2013, 08:37:17 PM »

I'm going to be eating two ghost peppers because fuck it, it could be fun...but my poop is going to be awful afterwards

I ordered two of them off of eBay for five bucks and I'm taking them in to work tomorrow, my coworkers want to film it. Hopefully I take it like the middle dude in this video but my feeling is that I'm gonna be a mix of the girl and the guy on the far left.

anyone try this before?

Atramental · « **Reply #1 on:** July 22, 2013, 08:38:56 PM »

The thread title made me think of something entirely different.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #2 on:** July 22, 2013, 08:42:37 PM »

this is a really really stupid idea. i ate a paper-thin slice of one and it sucked; tore up my throat and made my breath so hot that burned my upper lip when i breathed thru my nose. eating a whole one would fuck you up and eating two will destroy you. i seen a friends mouth start bleeding from eating a hot-ass pepper once.

have fun, dude.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 22, 2013, 08:43:21 PM »

Chew candle wax before you eat it.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4 on:** July 22, 2013, 08:44:35 PM »

bring a couple gallons of milk too

Beezy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 22, 2013, 08:53:10 PM »

white ppl

drew · « **Reply #6 on:** July 22, 2013, 08:58:24 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 22, 2013, 08:43:21 PM

Chew candle wax before you eat it.

that's cheating

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #7 on:** July 22, 2013, 08:58:53 PM »

That's pretty stupid if you ask me.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2013, 09:13:37 PM »

Quote from: drew on July 22, 2013, 08:58:24 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 22, 2013, 08:43:21 PM
Chew candle wax before you eat it.

that's cheating

Don't worry. He will go on a existential journey where he will talk to coyotes while in his underwear.

Polari · « **Reply #9 on:** July 22, 2013, 09:16:16 PM »

I dunno man. Did you watch that video and think "that looks like fun"?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10 on:** July 22, 2013, 09:20:18 PM »

At least let some borian get up in them guts before you wreck 'em, bro.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** July 22, 2013, 09:28:55 PM »

this old indian restaurant asked me if i wanted my food "indian spicy" and of course i said hell yeah. i swear to god they just ground up a ghost pepper and covered my food in it because holy fuck i never tasted anything even CLOSE to how hot this was in my life, and i love hot food. i could feel my insides peeling from my mouth to my ass as i ate it. it was so hot that i breathed in my cats face and its eyes actually bulged out and it ran out of the room. i ate the whole meal still because i am fucking stupid, and i spent the rest of the night on the toilet and ended up being a half hour late to work because i went right back to the toilet as soon as i woke up.

so like i said before, have fun dude.

Yeti · « **Reply #12 on:** July 22, 2013, 09:31:37 PM »

Please videotape it and post it here for us to watch, thanks.

Rufus · « **Reply #13 on:** July 22, 2013, 09:41:36 PM »

Do a tequila suicide instead.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #14 on:** July 22, 2013, 09:49:22 PM »

This is a bad idea and no one will think less of you if you back out.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2013, 09:55:16 PM »

I would. Your good looks can only get you so far. Let's see how you look with tears, boogers, and blood spewing out your holes

Huff · « **Reply #16 on:** July 22, 2013, 10:49:00 PM »

this is a really good idea. everything will think poorly of you if you back out

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2013, 11:09:53 PM »

It's almost as if BrandKnew has been promised a kiss by a certain someone

Tasty · « **Reply #18 on:** July 22, 2013, 11:25:50 PM »

Dude my boss had like the third step down from a ghost chili (or however they defined it at the bar we were at) and he got like an ulcer or something for months. And he thrives on spicy stuff. Ghost chili? Fuckouttahere

MCD · « **Reply #19 on:** July 22, 2013, 11:30:19 PM »

tis a flesh wound

Tasty · « **Reply #20 on:** July 22, 2013, 11:33:25 PM »

Granted I think tacos are usually too spicey so maybe my opinion on the matter shouldn't be factored in (is it ever? waka waka.) I say go for it BN.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** July 22, 2013, 11:46:17 PM »

I committed butthole suicide once. Luckily I had a spare.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #22 on:** July 22, 2013, 11:56:30 PM »

believe in me, people!

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** July 22, 2013, 11:56:39 PM »

Anal sex is amazing.

Tasty · « **Reply #24 on:** July 23, 2013, 12:00:31 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on July 22, 2013, 11:43:48 PM

Quote from: Andrex on July 22, 2013, 11:25:50 PM
Dude my boss had like the third step down from a ghost chili (or however they defined it at the bar we were at) and he got like an ulcer or something for months. And he thrives on spicy stuff. Ghost chili? Fuckouttahere
sounds like a pantywaist tabasco enthusiast who tried out a hotter habanero and caught feelings. Bush league.

Lol he's indian and puts peppers and spices on evrrything.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #25 on:** July 23, 2013, 12:01:40 AM »

I like how this guy only thought of his butthole. There's a whole GIT that comes before that'll be fucked breh lol.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26 on:** July 23, 2013, 12:03:34 AM »

but we can't get PM'd pics of his digestive tract bb

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #27 on:** July 23, 2013, 01:36:57 AM »

I'm gonna eat one and have another person try another I've decided. I have a coworker who wants to try it.

drew · « **Reply #28 on:** July 23, 2013, 02:56:56 AM »

i wonder what an allergic reaction to ghost chili would look like...

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:01:05 AM »

Quote from: drew on July 23, 2013, 02:56:56 AM

i wonder what an allergic reaction to ghost chili would look like...

probably like eating a ghost chili for the first time.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #30 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:20:40 AM »

Dude, you will die.

Why do this to your body.

archnemesis · « **Reply #31 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:22:05 AM »

I like spicy food, but I would never eat anything with ghost chili.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #32 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:25:40 AM »

What time approximately?

Reb · « **Reply #33 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:46:26 AM »

RIP Brandnew, he had an ok run.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:53:45 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on July 23, 2013, 03:25:40 AM

What time approximately?

You'll know, the sound of his butthole suiciding will be heard round the world.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #35 on:** July 23, 2013, 09:16:59 AM »

Take before and after pics of said butthole.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #36 on:** July 23, 2013, 12:11:32 PM »

Are you ok BN?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #37 on:** July 23, 2013, 12:20:28 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 23, 2013, 12:11:32 PM

Are you ok BN?

poop once if you're okay

poop forever if you're not okay

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #38 on:** July 23, 2013, 12:23:02 PM »

I'm doing it at the end of office hours.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #39 on:** July 23, 2013, 12:29:25 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 23, 2013, 12:23:02 PM

I'm doing it at the end of office hours.

But then you won't get worker's compensation.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #40 on:** July 23, 2013, 02:08:49 PM »

I wonder if your future self will come by right as you are about to eat it and stop you in a dramatic fashion.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #41 on:** July 23, 2013, 02:17:08 PM »

Can I have your sister when you're gone?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #42 on:** July 23, 2013, 04:38:36 PM »

I hope you don't have a long commute home

Ok maybe I do

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #43 on:** July 23, 2013, 04:56:11 PM »

Real-time image of BrandNew's butthole:

nudemacusers · « **Reply #44 on:** July 23, 2013, 05:03:03 PM »

I'd stick my finger in it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** July 23, 2013, 05:15:46 PM »

Certainly wouldn't rim before a shower though.

T-Short · « **Reply #46 on:** July 23, 2013, 05:46:19 PM »

MCD · « **Reply #47 on:** July 23, 2013, 05:55:36 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 23, 2013, 04:56:11 PM

Real-time image of BrandNew's butthole:

(Image removed from quote.)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #48 on:** July 23, 2013, 06:11:03 PM »

Looks like he died.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** July 23, 2013, 06:16:37 PM »

Better inform his sister she belongs to you. Could be awkward if he didn't leave a letter of introduction.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #50 on:** July 23, 2013, 06:39:23 PM »

all I can say is

Positive Touch · « **Reply #51 on:** July 23, 2013, 06:44:43 PM »

post pics of yourself writhing in agony

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #52 on:** July 23, 2013, 06:49:08 PM »

I don't feel too bad. Heartburn is pretty bad though.

MCD · « **Reply #53 on:** July 23, 2013, 06:51:45 PM »

Yup, he's dead.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #54 on:** July 23, 2013, 07:33:37 PM »

Better be a youtube link.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #55 on:** July 23, 2013, 07:34:05 PM »

there will be! my coworker has to upload it

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #56 on:** July 23, 2013, 08:15:57 PM »

I think the best part of this story is that you bought something off ebay and ate it

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #57 on:** July 23, 2013, 08:24:43 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #58 on:** July 23, 2013, 08:49:53 PM »

Yeah, Youtube or it didn't happen.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59 on:** July 23, 2013, 08:55:15 PM »

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Author Topic: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide (Read 11553 times)