Author Topic: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide (Read 11543 times)

demi · « **Reply #120 on:** July 26, 2013, 07:57:28 PM »

Really? That's it? LMAO

Get the fuck out of here

Himu · « **Reply #121 on:** July 26, 2013, 07:57:43 PM »

Why did she stop rolling, Brandnew

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #122 on:** July 26, 2013, 07:58:32 PM »

Sorry that I took it decently well.

she stopped because she thought I told her to stop. But I told her to keep rolling but was called over to answer a few emails. I think another coworker has a video of me walking around with the milk, I'll ask him.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #123 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:01:21 PM »

Excellent.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #124 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:04:09 PM »

You guys didn't really miss much regardless. Paced around with the milk a bit. Took a few bites of banana. Went to the bathroom to spit in the sink for a bit. Poured out another glass of milk...then sat down and answered some emails.

Himu · « **Reply #125 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:07:13 PM »

next time you do something like this, do it shirtless.

for me.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #126 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:08:10 PM »

keep it in yo' pants shimu

Himu · « **Reply #127 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:10:02 PM »

No.

FUCK YOU.

NEXT TIME SHIRTLESS.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #128 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:13:53 PM »

i think we're owed a cock pic.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #129 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:21:04 PM »

GOING FOR THE MILK 10 SECONDS IN

thats like swimming the channel with waterwings

you cant do a hot food challenge if youre gonna negate the hot as soon as it starts. i demand leper status for this embarrassing display of weakness.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #130 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:30:26 PM »

pics of cameragirl?

MCD · « **Reply #131 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:35:00 PM »

Was that really milk though?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #132 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:39:53 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 26, 2013, 08:21:04 PM

GOING FOR THE MILK 10 SECONDS IN

thats like swimming the channel with waterwings

you cant do a hot food challenge if youre gonna negate the hot as soon as it starts. i demand leper status for this embarrassing display of weakness.

of fuck off

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #133 on:** July 26, 2013, 08:58:24 PM »

What a bitch

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #134 on:** July 26, 2013, 09:02:47 PM »

We should have known he was only threatening butthole suicide to get attention.

StealthFan · « **Reply #135 on:** July 26, 2013, 09:04:27 PM »

That camera girls voice

post pics bro

chronovore · « **Reply #136 on:** July 26, 2013, 09:21:52 PM »

The firemen in the other video had to hold it in their mouth for 30 seconds or so.

I was watching a Japanese TV show the other day, when this little bitch of a guy, who is supposedly an MMA fighter and athlete, was on-site at the JSDF base. He challenged some lieutenant to a push-up contest, and actually "beat" the guy, but was doing "girl push-ups" while the lieutenant was doing formal ones. No one called him out on it, and they declared him a winner. I was so pissed off!

You did it wrong and wasted your money. Eat the other one and chew in it for ten seconds with a timer.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #137 on:** July 26, 2013, 11:04:43 PM »

The funniest thing about the video is that the girl clearly knew you were about to cry or something, and offered to turn the video off in order to save what little dignity you have left.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #138 on:** July 26, 2013, 11:13:56 PM »

I haven't been this let down since Nintendo.

demi · « **Reply #139 on:** July 26, 2013, 11:16:10 PM »

Your butthole looks a little hot,

Let me cool it down for you

Bitch

brawndolicious · « **Reply #140 on:** July 27, 2013, 12:28:12 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 26, 2013, 08:39:53 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 26, 2013, 08:21:04 PM
GOING FOR THE MILK 10 SECONDS IN

thats like swimming the channel with waterwings

you cant do a hot food challenge if youre gonna negate the hot as soon as it starts. i demand leper status for this embarrassing display of weakness.

of fuck off

He's right though. Respect the chili, put as much time and effort getting it in as getting it out.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #141 on:** July 27, 2013, 02:15:26 AM »

I WAS PROMISED BUTTHOLE GODDAMMIT.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #142 on:** July 27, 2013, 08:52:03 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 26, 2013, 07:58:32 PM

she stopped because she thought I told her to stop.

That's because you said "stop filming."

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #143 on:** July 27, 2013, 11:35:09 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 27, 2013, 08:52:03 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on July 26, 2013, 07:58:32 PM
she stopped because she thought I told her to stop.

That's because you said "stop filming."

Usually the girl says that

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #144 on:** July 27, 2013, 11:39:23 AM »

Only a woman would hit the milk that fast. The evidence is mounting.

Huff · « **Reply #145 on:** July 27, 2013, 12:14:36 PM »

Brandnew is the sister

drew · « **Reply #146 on:** July 27, 2013, 12:43:51 PM »

thanks Obama

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voter

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #147 on:** July 27, 2013, 12:52:45 PM »

eat one of these to make up for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion

Rufus · « **Reply #148 on:** July 27, 2013, 12:54:54 PM »

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville_scale#Scoville_ratings_of_peppers

Holy shit.

drew · « **Reply #149 on:** July 27, 2013, 01:51:14 PM »

naw how about some mace to the face, theres no gettin out of that one

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #150 on:** July 27, 2013, 02:52:43 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 12:52:45 PM

eat one of these to make up for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion

How about you quit being a pussy and just eat some pure capsaicin extract?

Rufus · « **Reply #151 on:** July 27, 2013, 03:06:47 PM »

Yeah, open the capsaicin vial with your teeth, good idea.

Also does he have a tongue piercing?

Himu · « **Reply #152 on:** July 27, 2013, 06:23:35 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 27, 2013, 02:52:43 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 12:52:45 PM
eat one of these to make up for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion

How about you quit being a pussy and just eat some pure capsaicin extract?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #153 on:** July 27, 2013, 06:47:40 PM »

he has a tongue ring

chronovore · « **Reply #154 on:** July 27, 2013, 06:55:21 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #155 on:** July 27, 2013, 08:01:56 PM »

Send a bag to BrandNew!

demi · « **Reply #156 on:** July 27, 2013, 08:50:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 27, 2013, 06:47:40 PM

he has a tongue ring

Fat guys know how to eat pussy. Jealous?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #157 on:** July 27, 2013, 10:28:13 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on July 27, 2013, 07:37:17 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 12:52:45 PM
eat one of these to make up for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion
my grandma is growing these at her house...

Send one to me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #158 on:** July 27, 2013, 10:29:33 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 27, 2013, 10:28:13 PM

Quote from: Eschaton on July 27, 2013, 07:37:17 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 27, 2013, 12:52:45 PM
eat one of these to make up for it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad_Moruga_Scorpion
my grandma is growing these at her house...

Send one to me

So you can make a 7 second Vine?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #159 on:** July 27, 2013, 10:36:47 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #160 on:** July 27, 2013, 10:42:43 PM »

Clearly, the only suitable punishment is for Brandnew to blend up like 9 of those Scorpion peppers, stick a funnel up his butt, and then pour the peppers down the funnel. On a live stream on the internet, too.

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Author Topic: Tomorrow, I commit butthole suicide (Read 11543 times)