Phil, I don’t know if you’re reading this, and a part of me hopes you aren’t because of these jerks trying to hurt your feelings, but here goes.
You are without a doubt the greatest creative mind this industry has ever seen. Every word you’ve ever spoken has been laced with the water of hearty truth, and you’re not afraid to speak your mind just because some online trolls deem it unsuitable. The industry simply wasn’t ready for a man of your claliber, and, if this recent debacle is any indication, I doubt that they ever will be.
You rock, man. Fez was the greatest game I have ever played, and ever day that goes by from this point forward, I’ll always retain a small glimmer of hope that you die you pathetic fucking manchild. Fez was insanely derivative and a pretty poor offering besides. You are one of the most unpleasant people it has ever been my displeasure to share a planet with. The gaming industry and Canada would be better places if you just fucking hanged yourself already you childish, arrogant cunt.
Suck my dick.
Choke on it.