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« Reply #240 on: July 31, 2013, 10:34:42 AM »
pretty much all music is terrible.
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« Reply #241 on: July 31, 2013, 10:36:03 AM »
Parabola :rejoice
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« Reply #242 on: July 31, 2013, 10:38:44 AM »

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« Reply #243 on: July 31, 2013, 10:40:11 AM »
Tool is bad poetry with some cool technical music.  Fantastic during my stoner phase and now just good shit to rock out to while cruising on my bike. 

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« Reply #244 on: July 31, 2013, 12:20:03 PM »
I just don't understand Tool. My brother's are obsessed with those guys. I look at them when they listen to their songs and they go through some sort of religious experience while I'm just sitting around going "meh".

I love this and most of Tool


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« Reply #245 on: July 31, 2013, 12:24:19 PM »
I mean I fucking love tool, but within the framework of liking bands, unlike some really creepy sonic-esque mouth-breathers that make it their direction in life.

fuck those losers.


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« Reply #246 on: July 31, 2013, 12:41:15 PM »
I missed a Doors hate thread :'(

Ray Manzarek was cool I guess.  Jim Morrison :kobeyuck
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« Reply #247 on: July 31, 2013, 12:56:02 PM »
Not sure I can trust the musical opinions of anyone who denies Ćnima is a great fucking album. Even Tool haters have to admit it's not the technical wankery they complain about.
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« Reply #248 on: July 31, 2013, 12:59:10 PM »
I have listened to one Nickleback album in my entire life (their second album)!
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« Reply #249 on: July 31, 2013, 01:04:57 PM »
Not sure I can trust the musical opinions of anyone who denies Ćnima is a great fucking album. Even Tool haters have to admit it's not the technical wankery they complain about.
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« Reply #250 on: July 31, 2013, 01:05:27 PM »
PD is all about Creed!

Creed for fuck's sake. :lol
What If is a great fucking song.  My Own Prison too.

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« Reply #251 on: July 31, 2013, 01:09:32 PM »
Ugh.  Queen is one of those bands who has some REALLY great songs.  True classics.  Too bad the other 95% of their discography is pure and utter crap.  I SAID IT MOTHERFUCKERS.

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« Reply #252 on: July 31, 2013, 01:19:30 PM »
 :yeshrug

Creed has some classics brehs. That first album is great, and Human Clay :rock

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« Reply #253 on: July 31, 2013, 01:20:10 PM »
Ugh.  Queen is one of those bands who has some REALLY great songs.  True classics.  Too bad the other 95% of their discography is pure and utter crap.  I SAID IT MOTHERFUCKERS.
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« Reply #254 on: July 31, 2013, 01:28:22 PM »
you want honesty? The only music I could officially buy as a kid was Christian stuff. I had to sneak listen to 2pac and Nas as a kid, because I couldn't listen to any rap outside of my dad's Run DMC/Juice Crew stuff. Couldn't listen to radio music either so I had to hide it under my pillow at night and listen to classics from Eve 6 and The Goo Goo Dolls.

So I got to buy Creed's albums, and POD. Then I had to play the album for my parents and explain why it was acceptable. I played this for my parents brehs, you can't tell me shit about struggle


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« Reply #255 on: July 31, 2013, 01:40:00 PM »
I live in a country where you can go to jail and get your head shaved for playing metal music. So keep your Jesus problems to yourself PD.

On the flip side you can marry 10 year olds
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« Reply #256 on: July 31, 2013, 01:46:46 PM »
:rejoice Being born an American to people with loose morals :rejoice
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« Reply #257 on: July 31, 2013, 01:51:47 PM »
If I had a kid who listened to POD, I'd demand an explanation too.

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« Reply #258 on: July 31, 2013, 02:03:12 PM »
Classics from Eve 6 :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #259 on: July 31, 2013, 02:03:48 PM »
My bro and I weren't allowed to listen to Metal when we were kids either.  :'(


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« Reply #260 on: July 31, 2013, 02:09:28 PM »
Ya'll are fucking fruitcakes.  When I was a kid my pentecostal step-mother took away my trolls because they had devil hair, burned my Magic cards and said the All 4 One cd was too sexual.

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« Reply #261 on: July 31, 2013, 02:16:10 PM »
Classics from Eve 6 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Shit's getting a little too honest in here.  :holeup
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« Reply #262 on: July 31, 2013, 02:19:56 PM »
SOMEONE HAS TO HELP ME REMEMBER THIS FUCKING ROCK SONG FROM THE 00'S
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« Reply #263 on: July 31, 2013, 02:20:23 PM »
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« Reply #264 on: July 31, 2013, 02:22:36 PM »
SOMEONE HAS TO HELP ME REMEMBER THIS FUCKING ROCK SONG FROM THE 00'S

Did it go "let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the ASDLKFJALSDJKFLAKSHDGHLKSEJFLKASDKAHSLDFK"?

If it did, then I think it was Bodies by Drowning Pool.
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« Reply #265 on: July 31, 2013, 02:22:41 PM »
Ugh.  Queen is one of those bands who has some REALLY great songs.  True classics.  Too bad the other 95% of their discography is pure and utter crap.  I SAID IT MOTHERFUCKERS.

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« Reply #266 on: July 31, 2013, 02:25:13 PM »
SOMEONE HAS TO HELP ME REMEMBER THIS FUCKING ROCK SONG FROM THE 00'S

Did it go "let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the ASDLKFJALSDJKFLAKSHDGHLKSEJFLKASDKAHSLDFK"?

If it did, then I think it was Bodies by Drowning Pool.

I will record me singing the riffs and put it on soundcloud
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Re: EB Honesty Hour
« Reply #267 on: July 31, 2013, 02:41:58 PM »
What the hell happened with this thread

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« Reply #268 on: July 31, 2013, 02:42:46 PM »
What the hell happened with this thread

We rocked and made it better!

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« Reply #269 on: July 31, 2013, 02:51:41 PM »
Ugh.  Queen is one of those bands who has some REALLY great songs.  True classics.  Too bad the other 95% of their discography is pure and utter crap.  I SAID IT MOTHERFUCKERS.

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« Reply #270 on: July 31, 2013, 03:00:58 PM »
Ugh.  Queen is one of those bands who has some REALLY great songs.  True classics.  Too bad the other 95% of their discography is pure and utter crap.  I SAID IT MOTHERFUCKERS.

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« Reply #271 on: July 31, 2013, 03:19:16 PM »
Now this is an underappreciated song (don't give a shit that it's a cover):

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« Reply #272 on: July 31, 2013, 03:46:27 PM »
Can you imagine smelling Janis Joplin's hairy pussy?
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« Reply #273 on: July 31, 2013, 04:15:22 PM »
Queen sucked dudes.

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« Reply #274 on: July 31, 2013, 04:16:20 PM »
Can you imagine having sex with janis joplin
Can you imagine smelling Janis Joplin's hairy pussy?
 :holeup
Even worse, imagine a bad Bette Midler ripoff of Janis Joplin...

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« Reply #275 on: July 31, 2013, 04:17:52 PM »
I'd still fuck Tina Turner. I know it's not really relevant but I'm just saying I would.

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« Reply #276 on: July 31, 2013, 04:19:01 PM »
Actually I just remembered this is the honesty thread so I guess it is relevant.

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« Reply #277 on: July 31, 2013, 04:21:31 PM »
Janis joplin is the girl you make out with for a couple minutes with her pants off to see if you get a warning whiff
Eh.  If I'm already making out pantless then I'm going for it no matter what scent her beaver is.

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« Reply #278 on: July 31, 2013, 04:23:34 PM »
I'd still smash Chaka Khan
 :yeshrug

since we're being honest
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« Reply #279 on: July 31, 2013, 04:31:48 PM »
Janis joplin is the girl you make out with for a couple minutes with her pants off to see if you get a warning whiff
:dead

Breh my barber, who's about 52 years old, told me a similar story. He said he used to date a chick who had a weird smell, but he couldn't figure out what it was. He explained it to his buddy and he said "it's her pussy, you better dip the fuck outta there man." But he didn't believe it, so he set up a roller skating date on a hot summer day, knowing that she'd wear low cut shorts; this was in the early 80s. So they're rollerskating and he realizes he can't smell anything but her perfume. He gets all excited and is thinking we gon fuck, it's on.

Then she took him to her mom's house. He sat on a new couch that was covered in plastic, so it was somewhat hot due to the weather. She sat on the coach too, and within minutes he was blasted with rotten fish vagina vapors. He made some excuse to leave and bounced, never saw her again.

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« Reply #280 on: July 31, 2013, 04:45:57 PM »
Janis joplin is the girl you make out with for a couple minutes with her pants off to see if you get a warning whiff
:dead

Breh my barber, who's about 52 years old, told me a similar story. He said he used to date a chick who had a weird smell, but he couldn't figure out what it was. He explained it to his buddy and he said "it's her pussy, you better dip the fuck outta there man." But he didn't believe it, so he set up a roller skating date on a hot summer day, knowing that she'd wear low cut shorts; this was in the early 80s. So they're rollerskating and he realizes he can't smell anything but her perfume. He gets all excited and is thinking we gon fuck, it's on.

Then she took him to her mom's house. He sat on a new couch that was covered in plastic, so it was somewhat hot due to the weather. She sat on the coach too, and within minutes he was blasted with rotten fish vagina vapors. He made some excuse to leave and bounced, never saw her again.

I bet it was fish odor syndrome, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria

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« Reply #281 on: July 31, 2013, 04:55:53 PM »
10,000 Days is great.  The big problem is that there's only like 4 real songs on the entire album.

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« Reply #282 on: July 31, 2013, 04:58:40 PM »
My mom's curry is mediocre at best.

Asshole.
Still better than the Doors :jawalrus
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« Reply #283 on: July 31, 2013, 05:01:19 PM »
10,000 Days is great.  The big problem is that there's only like 4 real songs on the entire album.
Yup most of the actual "songs" on the album are good. It was fun watching the Lateralus fans cry about 10,000 Days lol
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« Reply #284 on: July 31, 2013, 05:05:05 PM »
The only "classic" rock band I genuinely hate is Foreigner. Goddamn, they're terrible.
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« Reply #285 on: July 31, 2013, 05:09:55 PM »
10 000 while not start to end classics had more then enough to shit on a lot of modern rock from a great height

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« Reply #286 on: July 31, 2013, 05:17:30 PM »
Aerosmith sucks so bad.

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« Reply #287 on: July 31, 2013, 05:17:34 PM »
the only thing i learned from this thread is that i can never respect any of you
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« Reply #288 on: July 31, 2013, 05:18:07 PM »
well except steve because it seems like he hates classic rock as much as i do
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« Reply #289 on: July 31, 2013, 05:20:05 PM »
well except steve because it seems like he hates classic rock as much as i do

Depends, what are your thoughts on Steely Dan?

Also The Eagles are the fucking worst. 
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« Reply #290 on: July 31, 2013, 05:24:17 PM »
Also The Eagles are the fucking worst. 
Witchy woman had a great effect on my life, to this day I still kinda date only goth/metal girls. They have the raven hair and ruby lips :'( Like the only other type of girls i've ever had as girlfriends were nerds and asians.

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« Reply #291 on: July 31, 2013, 05:25:07 PM »
dont really know shit about steely dan; my mom likes them tho so i guess theyre cool
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« Reply #292 on: July 31, 2013, 05:26:51 PM »
Also The Eagles are the fucking worst. 
Witchy woman had a great effect on my life, to this day I still kinda date only goth/metal girls. They have the raven hair and ruby lips :'( Like the only other type of girls i've ever had as girlfriends were nerds and asians.

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« Reply #293 on: July 31, 2013, 05:28:25 PM »
Steely Dan has great instrumental work, but I'm not a fan of their actual songs.

But you like...Muse ???
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« Reply #294 on: July 31, 2013, 05:28:47 PM »
I created a Steely Dan station for our Pandora at work. It's a welcome relief from the Dave Matthews, Coldplay, and Christmas music that tends to dominate. Yes, Christmas music. Because we have a "Christmas In July" promo going on. Thank fucking god it ends tomorrow
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« Reply #295 on: July 31, 2013, 05:30:43 PM »
Also The Eagles are the fucking worst. 
Witchy woman had a great effect on my life, to this day I still kinda date only goth/metal girls. They have the raven hair and ruby lips :'( Like the only other type of girls i've ever had as girlfriends were nerds and asians.


Okay that was dishonest, witch woman describes my kinda girl I only discovered the eagles way after I started dating :larry

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« Reply #296 on: July 31, 2013, 05:32:11 PM »
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« Reply #297 on: July 31, 2013, 05:33:56 PM »
I like a couple DMB songs but a lot of their shit...smh.

wonder if I can get a Tom Waits station...
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« Reply #298 on: July 31, 2013, 05:34:27 PM »
I had a friend in high school who suggested I listen to Jimmy Eat World and Dave Matthews Band. We aren't friends anymore.
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« Reply #299 on: July 31, 2013, 05:37:57 PM »
You did NOT put Radiohead and Weezer on the same level. I will KILL YOU. I FUCKING HATE WEEZER
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