Janis joplin is the girl you make out with for a couple minutes with her pants off to see if you get a warning whiff

Breh my barber, who's about 52 years old, told me a similar story. He said he used to date a chick who had a weird smell, but he couldn't figure out what it was. He explained it to his buddy and he said "it's her pussy, you better dip the fuck outta there man." But he didn't believe it, so he set up a roller skating date on a hot summer day, knowing that she'd wear low cut shorts; this was in the early 80s. So they're rollerskating and he realizes he can't smell anything but her perfume. He gets all excited and is thinking we gon fuck, it's on.
Then she took him to her mom's house. He sat on a new couch that was covered in plastic, so it was somewhat hot due to the weather. She sat on the coach too, and within minutes he was blasted with rotten fish vagina vapors. He made some excuse to leave and bounced, never saw her again.