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Himu

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Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« on: August 02, 2013, 03:34:55 PM »
Throw them horns up, my tits are bouncing



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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2013, 03:35:26 PM »
it's ok.
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2013, 03:36:18 PM »
did you get better at mega man
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2013, 03:42:59 PM »
Beginning of the end for this band, when they went from being an actual awesome metal band to the sad caricature they are today.

Compare THIS



To anything from Black Album forward and tell me I'm wrong.

:piss Black Album :piss2
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2013, 03:46:24 PM »
Fuck off
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2013, 03:51:36 PM »
:dead
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2013, 03:52:00 PM »
The thing is this argument comes up all the time, and I can't even be bothered to listen to anything from The Black Album to support any claim I might make.  No one cares anymore.
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2013, 03:53:30 PM »
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Himu

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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2013, 03:54:33 PM »
The thing about black album (Metallica :teehee) is that many of the songs are so famous that I was familiar with all the songs before i ever listened to it, so I was totally fine with it because I liked those songs.
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2013, 03:54:54 PM »
It's hard to deny it's a good album, even if you prefer the previous four (which I certainly do). Lots of great riffs, great solos, and it actually has some bass unlike the previous album.
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2013, 04:03:32 PM »
Beginning of the end for this band, when they went from being an actual awesome metal band to the sad caricature they are today.

Compare THIS



To anything from Black Album forward and tell me I'm wrong.

:piss Black Album :piss2

For Whom The Bell Tolls is probably my favorite Metallica track, but you will NEVER convince me that Sad But True isn't still god tier.

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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2013, 04:06:51 PM »
Also those cheesy METAL album covers before the black album  :lawd
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2013, 04:09:54 PM »
The Black album was the transition from Heavy Metal(:rock) to commercial metal( :gurl). Before TBA, you wouldn't see or hear of Metallica outside of Headbangers Ball. TBA was made to be radio friendly.
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2013, 04:21:50 PM »
Nothing else matters  :heh  :paul
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2013, 04:23:04 PM »
Yeah, I think this is the first time I agree with Creepy Old Guy on anything. The Black Album is weak compared to their earlier works, especially Ride the Lightning.

Himu

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« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2013, 04:25:37 PM »
Ride the Lightning is deffo best Metallica album.
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2013, 04:28:45 PM »
Naw, that's Master of Puppets.

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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2013, 04:29:21 PM »
Master OF Puppets may be one of the heaviest of all time. Leper Messiah and The Thing that should not be?  :lawd
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2013, 04:53:05 PM »
A problem I hate with earlier Metallica is that a lot of the songs are aimless. Like I'm listening to the song Justice For All now and I just want to go to sleep. I prefer melodic Metallica (From Whom The Bell Tolls, Fade To Black, Trapped Under Ice) rather than the let's just play a bunch of random guitar riffs Metallica. Then again, that's a big problem I have with metal in general, lack of song structure in many bands' music. If I want to listen to lack of structure I stick to jazz. So in that way, I welcome commercial metal. I see nothing wrong with commercial metal at all. It sounds good.
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2013, 04:58:16 PM »
Modern Metallica is what happens when people stop drinking.
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Himu

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« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2013, 05:04:20 PM »
One :rock
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2013, 05:06:41 PM »
No.

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« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2013, 05:20:11 PM »
AJFA has the best songs. It's one of the very few albums where I'd really love a remaster, though.

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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2013, 05:21:26 PM »
the black album is what happens when thrash has a mortgage to pay.

also, this thread should be flagged as having death magnetic content for anyone whose speakers have a short warranty.

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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2013, 05:24:17 PM »
Judas Kiss sounds like classic Metallica. It's the only Metallica track that has legitimately blown me away in...decades
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2013, 05:27:44 PM »
A problem I hate with earlier Metallica is that a lot of the songs are aimless. Like I'm listening to the song Justice For All now and I just want to go to sleep. I prefer melodic Metallica (From Whom The Bell Tolls, Fade To Black, Trapped Under Ice) rather than the let's just play a bunch of random guitar riffs Metallica. Then again, that's a big problem I have with metal in general, lack of song structure in many bands' music. If I want to listen to lack of structure I stick to jazz. So in that way, I welcome commercial metal. I see nothing wrong with commercial metal at all. It sounds good.

what?
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2013, 05:34:36 PM »
To Live is to Die is pretty fucking amazing in the middle section.

Orion > Call of Ktulu > To Live is to Die > Suicide & Redemption > most bands' best instrumental.

Exactly.

A problem I hate with earlier Metallica is that a lot of the songs are aimless. Like I'm listening to the song Justice For All now and I just want to go to sleep. I prefer melodic Metallica (From Whom The Bell Tolls, Fade To Black, Trapped Under Ice) rather than the let's just play a bunch of random guitar riffs Metallica. Then again, that's a big problem I have with metal in general, lack of song structure in many bands' music. If I want to listen to lack of structure I stick to jazz. So in that way, I welcome commercial metal. I see nothing wrong with commercial metal at all. It sounds good.

Huh. That's exactly the reason why I didn't enjoy Death Magnetic, it tried to emulate old Metallica without the sense for song structures that work even though they're complicated. Old Metallica were Gods in that regard. Even though AJFA is pushing it, it's the only song on the first 5 albums where I could maybe see where you're coming from.

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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2013, 05:34:54 PM »
A black m2f transsexual discussing the merits of early 80's Metallica.

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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2013, 05:34:59 PM »
put on Death Magnetic, I forgot about a lot of this

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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2013, 05:38:01 PM »
And Justice For All > Ride the Lightning > Kill em All > Master of Puppets > S&M > Death Magnetic > Black Album
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2013, 05:38:59 PM »
James Hetfield needs to ditch Metallica. He's shown that he's still capable of great riffs and songwriting. I can't help but feel like Lars is weighing him down. A quick google of Hetfield's music taste recently shows that he loves some really great metal. Then again, thrash and all that is a young man's game.

If there's anyone who needs to do a one shot/album collab with Dave Grohl, it's James Hetfield.
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« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2013, 05:39:02 PM »
Megadeth > Anthrax > Pantera > Metallica
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« Reply #32 on: August 02, 2013, 05:41:27 PM »
Slayer is thrash for 12 year olds.
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« Reply #33 on: August 02, 2013, 05:42:13 PM »
Judas Priest > all of them
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« Reply #34 on: August 02, 2013, 05:43:39 PM »
Metallica>Megadeth>Pantera>Slayer>>>>>>Anthrax

although I don't think any of those bands have released a better album this decade than Anthrax's We've Come for You All from 2003.
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2013, 05:45:19 PM »
James Hetfield needs to ditch Metallica. He's shown that he's still capable of great riffs and songwriting. I can't help but feel like Lars is weighing him down. A quick google of Hetfield's music taste recently shows that he loves some really great metal. Then again, thrash and all that is a young man's game.

If there's anyone who needs to do a one shot/album collab with Dave Grohl, it's James Hetfield.

yeah, who wouldn't want another collab after the greatness of lulu.

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« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2013, 05:46:28 PM »
Metallica>Megadeth>Pantera>Slayer>>>>>>Anthrax

although I don't think any of those bands have released a better album this decade than Anthrax's We've Come for You All from 2003.

1 - that was last decade
2 - Worship Music is the best Anthrax album in like well over 20 years and better than anything Metallica has put out since the 80's
3 - Megath's album Endgame is the best thrash album from the big four since the 80's
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« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2013, 05:48:48 PM »






now we're cooking. my only issue is that rhinestone daddy early 80s priest has nothing on late 80s all out electrosexual priest:



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« Reply #39 on: August 02, 2013, 05:49:30 PM »
bout to throw some real talk tho

Iced Earth > *
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« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2013, 05:52:09 PM »
While all these dinosaurs were dragging their feet in the 90's Schaffer and crew were redefining a genre.
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« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2013, 05:52:22 PM »
I definitely like Megadeth and Judas Priest more than Metallica.
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« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2013, 05:55:13 PM »
Can't for the life of me figure out why people like Megadeth.

Pantera=Metallica>Slayer>Judas Priest>the rest>Megadeth

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« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2013, 05:56:30 PM »
I like Iced Earth but come the fuck on Fistful. I'd understand an argument for Anthrax or Exodus, even Vio-lence. But fucking Iced Earth :lol

They took Thrash, modernized it, fused it with Power, and dominated the 90's with several perfect albums.

They floundered in the aughts but have come back from the dead refueled and ready to fuck.

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« Reply #45 on: August 02, 2013, 05:57:18 PM »
Can't for the life of me figure out why people like Megadeth.

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« Reply #46 on: August 02, 2013, 05:57:19 PM »


Can't be beat.
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Re: Black Album fucking owns, haters to the left
« Reply #47 on: August 02, 2013, 05:58:22 PM »
also, ten/vs>facelift/dirt.

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« Reply #48 on: August 02, 2013, 05:59:02 PM »
Megadeth is amazing. Choosing between them or Metallica is difficult and very understandable. Rust in Peace is best album of all time status easily.

I like Rust in Peace more than any Metallica album. Though I put Ride the Lightning slightly below it.
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« Reply #49 on: August 02, 2013, 06:00:21 PM »
Can't for the life of me figure out why people like Megadeth.



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« Reply #50 on: August 02, 2013, 06:01:17 PM »
Power Metal is pretty gay, it's just cheesy NWOBHM with more singing about dragons and keyboardz.

:yeshrug

That's the genius of Iced Earth tho. You take the majesty of an amazing vocalist with tons of range and throw him into a thrash band with a rhythm guitarist with riffs for ages and you got yourself a winning combo.
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« Reply #51 on: August 02, 2013, 06:04:49 PM »
Fade to Black is my fave metal song tho :obama
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« Reply #52 on: August 02, 2013, 06:09:14 PM »
I've never listened to Sepultura. I'll start with their debut lp
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« Reply #53 on: August 02, 2013, 06:12:38 PM »
Fade to Black is my fave metal song tho :obama

I like to watch the video of Metallica performing Fade to Black live and James Hetfield catching fire from time to time :yeshrug

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« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2013, 06:12:59 PM »
Beneath the Remains? Their entire discog is on spotify. God I love spotify.
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« Reply #55 on: August 02, 2013, 06:19:42 PM »
how does he even do it?
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« Reply #56 on: August 02, 2013, 06:20:21 PM »
The best bands putting out the best music current:





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« Reply #57 on: August 02, 2013, 06:22:29 PM »
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« Reply #58 on: August 02, 2013, 06:26:46 PM »
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« Reply #59 on: August 02, 2013, 06:40:10 PM »
Power Metal is pretty gay, it's just cheesy NWOBHM with more singing about dragons and keyboardz.

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I have a weak spot for Blind Guardian. They sing about Lord of the Rings and stuff. Total cheese, but it doesn't bother me. You need to have a sense of humor for metal as a whole.