Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 67782 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #720 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:38:52 PM »

Cowboys are fucking dumb as hell. How do you not give it to Murray with the game he's had with 3 minutes left in the game and the lead? 7.5 yrds per carry on 17 carries, lol let's have Romo scramble around and make bad passes instead.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #721 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:41:32 PM »

I am so tired of the Dallas Cowboys.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #722 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:41:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2013, 07:37:41 PM

Romo INT incoming. Calling it now.

Yep, this is gonna be overturned.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #723 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:42:27 PM »

Fire everyone.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #724 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:44:40 PM »

Cowboys still in control of their own destiny tho, lawl.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #725 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:45:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2013, 07:37:41 PM

Romo INT incoming. Calling it now.

daps on daps on daps

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #726 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:46:29 PM »

Cowboys D is so utterly worthless. This should have been an easy win, Romo shouldn't have had to go on some last-minute, desperation drive in the first place.

Go away forever, Jerry Jones. GO AWAY.

Huff · « **Reply #727 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:46:35 PM »

Romo on cue. Just can't win in decemeber

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #728 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:47:34 PM »

the cowboys are so fucking bad

just fucking tank a season already Jerry. Your constant 7-9, 8-8, 9-7 seasons aren't giving you shit. You have an awful coach and a choker of a QB. Clean house, resign, and let the Cowboys fucking do something with themselves

this is all coming from a steelers fan who hates the cowboys more than any team in the league other than the patriots

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #729 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:47:54 PM »

Tony Romo is worse than Hitler

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #730 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:48:24 PM »

Chicago AND Green Bay won today. Lions are fucked

this is what happens when you waste opportunities

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #731 on:** December 15, 2013, 07:49:24 PM »

If I could hate the Cowboys defense to death, I'd probably do it. At least Romo makes things interesting, the defense is just infuriating.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #732 on:** December 15, 2013, 08:00:32 PM »

Desperate Romo is the opposite of Desperate Nintendo.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #733 on:** December 15, 2013, 08:32:13 PM »

Quote

@smartfootball

Jason Garrett just confirmed that they had a run play called on Romo's first interception but Romo decided to throw, aka "smoke" or "flash"

thrown under the bus

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #734 on:** December 15, 2013, 09:02:25 PM »

It's worth noting that the Falcons managed to win by a point today, because apparently this group sucks so bad they can't even tank to get a top 3 draft pick properly.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #735 on:** December 15, 2013, 09:37:20 PM »

Steelers are killing it!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #736 on:** December 15, 2013, 09:40:10 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 15, 2013, 07:47:34 PM

just fucking tank a season already Jerry. Your constant 7-9, 8-8, 9-7 seasons aren't giving you shit. You have an awful coach and a choker of a QB. Clean house, resign, and let the Cowboys fucking do something with themselves

Jerry can't even properly manage the picks he's getting right now, what makes you think he'll do any better a few notches higher?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #737 on:** December 16, 2013, 10:40:32 AM »

All I need is 2 points from Justin Tucker and I'm going to the finals

Brehvolution · « **Reply #738 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:51:39 AM »

That Kap TD throw to VD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #739 on:** December 16, 2013, 08:52:28 PM »

Good start for the Lions. Didn't like that roughing the passer call, even though it set up the TD. Even sneezing on a fucking QB gets a flag, yet everybody else can get slammed in the face without the refs noticing.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #740 on:** December 16, 2013, 09:02:34 PM »

Mega Drop.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #741 on:** December 16, 2013, 10:01:45 PM »

It's truly stunning how little discipline the Lions have. Get rid of this coaching staff, please.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #742 on:** December 16, 2013, 10:32:19 PM »

Quote

@paulyhoward 23m

Great stat from @BernieFratto. In five years Stafford has beat 3 teams that finished the season with a winning record. Gold.

wow

etiolate · « **Reply #743 on:** December 16, 2013, 10:52:48 PM »

I was hoping for the Lions over the Bears or Pack for the NFC North in the playoffs. I feel like the Niners would blow out Chicago or Green Bay, but Detroit would at least be interesting due to history.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #744 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:04:51 PM »

Our defense is keeping us in this game, but sooner or later they're gonna run out of gas. Offense needs to show up NOW.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #745 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:07:02 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #746 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:11:12 PM »

Stafford in Spanish is "Romo."

144.00 fantasy points, second most in the league, and I'm on the wrong end of the largest blowout. 201.05 points?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #747 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:23:02 PM »

god fucking dammit Justin tucker can suck my dick

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #748 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:35:48 PM »

Mother Tucker.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #749 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:36:18 PM »

PD, are you ok? Post if you're ok.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #750 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:38:06 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2013, 11:36:18 PM

PD, are you ok? Post if you're ok.

PD, are you ok? Post if you're ok.

That sucks.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #751 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:40:53 PM »

Fucking Lions, man.

Sorry PD & Wrath. I don't really have an NFL team that I pull for to the extent that I pull for the Braves... but this reminds me of when we choked a couple years back and lost out on making the playoffs on the last day of the season. Gotta be a bummer, man.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #752 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:42:01 PM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #753 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:43:03 PM »

Bring back Matt Millen!

bachikarn · « **Reply #754 on:** December 16, 2013, 11:46:33 PM »

Guess Elam backed up that shit talk

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #755 on:** December 17, 2013, 12:01:20 AM »

You know what, I'm fine with that. I don't see how Jim Schwartz can come back if we miss the playoffs, which seems almost certain at this point.

But the depressing thing is that no matter what, Stafford is getting $90mil. That's elite QB money, and he might not be a top 12 QB in the league. Two INTs off ridiculous side arm passes, and I guarantee you not a single coach said a thing to him on the bench. His mechanics never improve. Brett Favre got away with that shit because he was, well, Brett Favre. Unlike Favre, Stafford can't hit anyone downfield in stride. If you watched the game you probably noticed the majority of Stafford's yards were off screen plays and slants. Short throws that lead to big yardage after the catch. That sums up the majority of his yards all season, and all of his career.

Megatron had a horrible game. I can't even fault him for the botched 2 point conversion, that was a poorly thrown fade. That's a throw you HAVE to be able to make, yet he can't consistently. He's inaccurate, and getting worse.

I don't know where this team goes from here. Mathmatically we can still win out to get the division title/playoffs spot, but who can expect that after these last 6 weeks of turnovers?

RODGERS AND CUTLER were dead for 5+ weeks and we couldn't capitalize.

etiolate · « **Reply #756 on:** December 17, 2013, 03:19:51 AM »

Oh, Schwartz will be back. Just to torment you.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #757 on:** December 17, 2013, 10:30:57 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on December 16, 2013, 10:40:32 AM

All I need is 2 points from Justin Tucker and I'm going to the finals

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #758 on:** December 17, 2013, 10:55:28 AM »

god fucking dammit, literally the one person I needed to not do well last night was Tucker

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #759 on:** December 17, 2013, 10:59:25 AM »

He actually thanked his fantasy fans

Quote from: Justin Tucker

"I was getting hit up, actually, quite a bit on the Twittershpere leading up to the game for a couple days, people in their fantasy playoff matchups. And, you know, those are very important. So I'm glad to have come through, of course, for my team here — for my reality-team. But also my fantasy owners, a big thank you for picking me up. It means a lot to me."

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #760 on:** December 21, 2013, 11:20:58 PM »

I'm fucking pumped for the championship tomorrow

My all-star stacked 8 man league line up:

QB - Nick Foles
WR - Antonio Brown
WR - Josh Gordon
RB - Alfred Morris
RB - LeSean McCoy
TE - Jason Witten
Flex - Adrian Peterson
K - Justin Tucker
D - Chiefs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #761 on:** December 22, 2013, 05:38:07 PM »

Down 13-3 to a bad Giants team at halftime. In Detroit. Lots of Lions injuries in the secondary today. Our season is over if Stafford and Johnson don't take over in the second half.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #762 on:** December 22, 2013, 06:59:18 PM »

wtf are you doing detroit

also did anyone else see that horse shit in the GB/Pit game after the Steelers blocked the field goal?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #763 on:** December 22, 2013, 07:08:30 PM »

Stafford is horrible. And this playcalling...what the fuck? Still have a chance to win, but this should have been over. We can never outright end a game, we always let the other team come back.

Packers looking shaky btw.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #764 on:** December 22, 2013, 07:44:56 PM »

wow

detroit is dallas-terrible

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #765 on:** December 22, 2013, 07:45:17 PM »

Not even mad. Schwartz is gone, entire coaching staff is gone. Good.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #766 on:** December 22, 2013, 07:48:02 PM »

this steeler/packers game is great drama

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #767 on:** December 22, 2013, 07:48:35 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 22, 2013, 07:44:56 PM

wow

detroit is dallas-terrible

At least Dallas was able to beat the Giants this year.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #768 on:** December 22, 2013, 07:51:26 PM »

Disgraceful how Manning padded his stats. Hope he gets another early playoff exit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #769 on:** December 22, 2013, 07:56:03 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on December 22, 2013, 07:46:25 PM

Why are you so certain?

He's been here for five years and made the playoffs once. Nobody keeps their job with that type of record. Also, management wanted to fire him last year but decided not to, due to not wanting to buyout his contract. This year was always playoffs-or-bust for Schwartz. Well, he failed.

Despite Chicago and GB not having their QBs for nearly half the season, we couldn't make the playoffs. Despite starting out 6-3.

Another thing: we better hire a coach with some offense experience. Stafford is owed 91mil, and has regressed all season. His footwork is horrible, his mechanics are terrible. If he's not fixed soon, we're going to be stuck with a very expensive bad QB. I laugh at Romo all the time, but he fixed his passing mechanics early in his career to good effect. Phillip River's mechanics were fixed this year. Stafford still has time, but he needs to be fixed ASAP. He constantly overthrows receivers, throws a Favre-esque side arm, and constantly throws off his back foot. And he's been doing that for years, with no coaches addressing it.

Andrew Luck, Russell Wilson, and even Cam Newton constantly look better than him. He has the worst 4th quarter QBR in the league, even worse than Geno Smith. Dude is trash.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #770 on:** December 22, 2013, 07:57:44 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #771 on:** December 22, 2013, 09:29:53 PM »

NFC West > all

bachikarn · « **Reply #772 on:** December 22, 2013, 10:07:49 PM »

Stafford's GF. The comment underneath it is amazing

etiolate · « **Reply #773 on:** December 22, 2013, 10:23:40 PM »

ice cold

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #774 on:** December 22, 2013, 10:35:19 PM »

I'd love to run her and her bf out of town. Too bad no team in their right mind would trade for someone owed 91mil.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #775 on:** December 22, 2013, 11:10:53 PM »

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-gameday/0ap2000000301595/Is-Stafford-the-most-undisciplined-QB

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #776 on:** December 22, 2013, 11:48:29 PM »

Can't wait for next week's NFC Least showdown. The Cowboys' last minute, 1-point, come from behind win against the Deadskins proves they're ready for primetime. Meanwhile Philly beat the Bears 54-11, they're probably gonna be too tired from scoring all those touchdowns to play next week. Shouldn't have used up all their touchdown juice in a meaningless game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #777 on:** December 22, 2013, 11:52:45 PM »

Bears fans going crazy
http://tunein.com/radio/670-The-Score-s22732/

etiolate · « **Reply #778 on:** December 23, 2013, 12:58:16 AM »

Entire Lions team is undisciplined.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #779 on:** December 23, 2013, 12:37:00 PM »

If Kaep goes for less than 16.5 (projected at 18 something) I win the championship. Meeting the other guy in a sports bar tonight.

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Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 67782 times)