Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 67674 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #960 on:** January 20, 2014, 12:22:08 AM »

Peyton Manning isn't gonna be making the same mistakes Kaep did though, you know that right? Granted he can't change the game by running the ball either, but still. Y'all WILL have to work for this.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #961 on:** January 20, 2014, 12:27:05 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 20, 2014, 12:23:57 AM

Gundam is a top 25 Bore poster, but even so I'd kind of rather see Denver win just so bandwagoners like PD can't gloat too much.

Ignore PD. I'll still mock him.

Go Hawks.

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 20, 2014, 12:22:08 AM

Peyton Manning isn't gonna be making the same mistakes Kaep did though, you know that right? Granted he can't change the game by running the ball either, but still. Y'all WILL have to work for this.

I'm well aware of that. I'm a rational fan, but don't like my team being overlooked.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #962 on:** January 20, 2014, 12:47:59 AM »

I'd say y'all are favored. Just slightly though... it really depends on how well your offense will be able to perform.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #963 on:** January 20, 2014, 01:05:00 AM »

Denver has a good rush defense. Their secondary is meh, and I certainly thought Brady was going to torch Bailey a couple times today but he missed multiple throws.

Manning hasn't really faced a great defense all year. Seattle's defense plus the weather could be a problem. Hell, Triumph might be right: Seattle could literally knock Manning out the game. Still, Wilson's play will be a major factor; huge stage, in fact the biggest stage he's ever been on. We'll see.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #964 on:** January 20, 2014, 01:12:51 AM »

I think Wilson will be fine; he's a pretty cool customer for the most part. His biggest problem is that his weapons are dogshit, and I don't care what anyone says, Percy Harvin isn't going to be a factor. All the Broncos have to do is bump him within the five yards and he'll break on the first play.

As long as Lynch can keep running the ball and getting yards after initial contact, I think Seattle should be favored. If Seattle can put up 20+ points, that will be enough to beat Manning with their defense. If they can't, they won't. Hopefully somehow Peyton Manning suffers a career ending injury on a touchdown pass that emasculates Richard Sherman somehow... not sure exactly how that works but I can dream.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #965 on:** January 20, 2014, 01:57:07 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 20, 2014, 01:53:19 AM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 20, 2014, 01:12:51 AM
Hopefully somehow Peyton Manning suffers a career ending injury on a touchdown pass that emasculates Richard Sherman somehow... not sure exactly how that works but I can dream.

Do you really even have a reason for truly hating Peyton? Like, TRULY hate and loathe him? I'm seriously curious. Was there something personal that happened that you aren't mentioning? Or are you just the worst kind of victim (perpetrator?) of team bias?

You hate the man despite being statistically the best player over the last 10 odd years? You hate him because he has a funny looking head and does shitty commercials, something a lot of players (Aaron Rodgers, etc) do?

We don't actually hate the Falcons, you know. Did you notice that most of us here were really bummed that Matt Ryan couldn't get it done in the playoffs? Most of us were also excited to see what the Falcons offense would look like this season with Jones and White, and we were really bummed that Julio Jones got injured.

I really cannot fathom your hatred for the man despite being the best player in the league, and doing so much since those early playoff choke-jobs to erase people's apprehension towards him. It's just purely illogical to hate him other than severe team bias.

Pot meet kettle.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #966 on:** January 20, 2014, 01:58:36 AM »

lol trying to be rational about sportsball

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #967 on:** January 20, 2014, 02:01:08 AM »

Don't trust Patriots fans who aren't from Boston, brehs.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #968 on:** January 20, 2014, 02:05:53 AM »

Fuck everyone. I just want to live out the Niners winning as a child. And fuck Santa Clara, fuck the tech crowd, bad enough SF is turning into a zone of socially distinguished mentally-challenged shitbirds who drive the price up of everything. Steal the fucking football team too. Fuck, I'm glad to be out of the bay area now.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #969 on:** January 20, 2014, 02:36:18 AM »

Peyton Manning is a whiner who blames other people first when shit goes wrong. He's always done in it... in the SEC, at Indy, and he'll do it again if/when it happens in Denver. He'll toss the defense, his receivers, his O-line, and his coaches under the bus before blaming himself. He's not always wrong in what he says (he's really smart about football) but he's kind of a douche. Plus, his head looks like an aborted fetus.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #970 on:** January 20, 2014, 02:40:07 AM »

dem Tennessee games still sting in 2014?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #971 on:** January 20, 2014, 02:52:18 AM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #972 on:** January 20, 2014, 11:52:14 AM »

It's a beautiful Monday morning. Taking my daughter to the zoo and then lunch. All while sporting my Hawks hoodie.

Go Hawks!!

Steve Contra · « **Reply #973 on:** January 20, 2014, 12:08:05 PM »

To be honest I don't care about either team, but I want The Broncos to win just so I don't have to hear anyone "defense wins games" for a while.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #974 on:** January 20, 2014, 05:28:53 PM »

whoever did that is a piece of shit

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #975 on:** January 20, 2014, 06:19:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 20, 2014, 05:28:53 PM

whoever did that is a piece of shit

Agreed.

Fox were also pieces of shit for showing his injury a MILLION times.

Himu · « **Reply #976 on:** January 22, 2014, 12:30:09 AM »

the racism from the Sherman situation is all too cute.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #977 on:** January 22, 2014, 01:38:20 AM »

People are STILL calling in to Detroit sports radio complaining about Sherman

To be fair, some are fine with what he said. I honestly think the tone is what caught people off guard. If he wasn't screaming at the top of his lungs maybe folks wouldn't be so upset. Still at the end of the day, you can talk all the smack you want when you back it up.

And it's worth mentioning the guy has never been in trouble, never had a DUI, never been busted for drugs. Oh and he graduated from Stanford. He's not a "thug" and anyone who calls him one if exposing their racial prejudices.

Himu · « **Reply #978 on:** January 22, 2014, 02:13:36 AM »

BUTBUBUBUT TRASH TALKING IS NOT WHAT SPORTS ARE ABOUT MAURICE

Mandark · « **Reply #979 on:** January 22, 2014, 02:31:51 AM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on January 20, 2014, 12:08:05 PM

To be honest I don't care about either team, but I want The Broncos to win just so I don't have to hear anyone "defense wins games" for a while.

Then you'll hear "defense used to win games until they pussified the NFL. LET THEM PLAY!"

edit: And yeah, Shinobi's totally tongue-in-cheek there. Right?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #980 on:** January 22, 2014, 09:19:37 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on January 22, 2014, 02:13:36 AM

BUTBUBUBUT TRASH TALKING IS NOT WHAT SPORTS ARE ABOUT MAURICE

Mike Greenberg [I think] was saying the other day that what Sherman did was "classless."

DUDE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A GAME WHERE HUGE MEN CRASH INTO EACH OTHER OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR THREE HOURS IF YOU WANT "CLASS" GO WATCH SOME FRIGGEN' GOLF OR SOMETHING

The only people who have any grounds for being upset are 49ers fans. Personally, I thought it was absolutely hilarious, a perfect cap for a great game.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #981 on:** January 22, 2014, 01:08:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2014, 01:38:20 AM

People are STILL calling in to Detroit sports radio complaining about Sherman
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To be fair, some are fine with what he said. I honestly think the tone is what caught people off guard. If he wasn't screaming at the top of his lungs maybe folks wouldn't be so upset. Still at the end of the day, you can talk all the smack you want when you back it up.

And it's worth mentioning the guy has never been in trouble, never had a DUI, never been busted for drugs. Oh and he graduated from Stanford. He's not a "thug" and anyone who calls him one if exposing their racial prejudices.

I love Richard Sherman. He always backs it up with plays on the field.

It's funny, his Facebook feed is nothing but praise for his teammates, plugs for his t-shirt website and the charity work that his family is involved in.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #982 on:** January 22, 2014, 10:28:11 PM »

Quote from: Richard Sherman

The only reason it bothers me is because it seems like it's the accepted way of calling somebody the N-word nowadays. Because they know.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #983 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:21:37 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #984 on:** January 23, 2014, 10:50:37 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 22, 2014, 10:28:11 PM

Quote from: Richard Sherman
The only reason it bothers me is because it seems like it's the accepted way of calling somebody the N-word nowadays. Because they know.

called it

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #985 on:** January 26, 2014, 12:51:34 PM »

brb using imagination since no football :'(

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #986 on:** January 26, 2014, 12:58:33 PM »

Good day of basketball though. Finals rematch, Blazers versus Warriors, Melos versus Paus

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #987 on:** January 26, 2014, 11:07:59 PM »

That was the most fun I've had watching Pro Bowl in... well.. ever!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #988 on:** January 26, 2014, 11:22:26 PM »

Didn't watch but heard some mixed opinions on twitter.

How come the NFL doesn't have a skill challenge, like the NBA All Star Game? I'd definitely watch a racing contest to determine who is the fastest player, or a passing accuracy challenge (throwing footballs through tires or something, set up similar to the NBA three point challenge), a kicking challenge, etc.

Groogrux · « **Reply #989 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:13:16 AM »

I thought they did that stuff before the season started?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #990 on:** January 27, 2014, 02:16:16 PM »

http://kotaku.com/broncos-win-the-super-bowl-according-to-madden-1509891053/@Tom_Ley

Brehvolution · « **Reply #991 on:** January 27, 2014, 02:31:42 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #992 on:** January 27, 2014, 02:42:07 PM »

Changed the poll to get everyone's votes on Sunday's game.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #993 on:** January 27, 2014, 03:22:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 27, 2014, 02:42:07 PM

Changed the poll to get everyone's votes on Sunday's game.

Let's you pick both lol

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #994 on:** January 27, 2014, 04:02:12 PM »

It's pretty funny seeing all the national press annoyed/pissed that Richard Sherman isn't talking shit about anyone on the Broncos. He's not TO.

Go Hawks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #995 on:** January 27, 2014, 06:34:39 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 27, 2014, 04:02:12 PM

It's pretty funny seeing all the national press annoyed/pissed that Richard Sherman isn't talking shit about anyone on the Broncos. He's not TO.

Go Hawks.

Yup, they're even baiting for responses. Denver has good WRs...and as a student of the game, Sherman knows that.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #996 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:30:50 PM »

Not taking the bait against Denver's wrs is a bigger insult to Crabtree.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #997 on:** January 27, 2014, 10:51:58 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 27, 2014, 04:02:12 PM

It's pretty funny seeing all the national press annoyed/pissed that Richard Sherman isn't talking shit about anyone on the Broncos. He's not TO.

Go Hawks.

It's almost like he isn't some dumb thug. How aggravating!

etiolate · « **Reply #998 on:** January 27, 2014, 11:17:19 PM »

Of course he's mellow now. There's no reason for him to juice during the week

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #999 on:** January 27, 2014, 11:37:40 PM »

You're cute.

etiolate · « **Reply #1000 on:** January 27, 2014, 11:40:12 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1001 on:** January 28, 2014, 03:09:09 PM »

classic

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1002 on:** January 28, 2014, 04:15:41 PM »

"The rookie has spent most of his signing bonus on skeeball, but he doesn't care saying it's good for the Buffalo economy."

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1003 on:** January 28, 2014, 07:45:08 PM »

Go Hawks.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1004 on:** January 28, 2014, 09:07:00 PM »

thats awesome

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1005 on:** January 28, 2014, 10:29:50 PM »

They're auctioning some off for charity tomorrow. They should really sell them in stores. Skittles have been selling out all over the Seattle metro for weeks now. Its crazy.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1006 on:** January 30, 2014, 12:40:39 PM »

Heehee.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/30/colin-kaepernick-unloads-on-richard-sherman/

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1007 on:** January 30, 2014, 01:30:17 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1008 on:** January 30, 2014, 01:38:00 PM »

I wonder how many cavities Lynch has.

etiolate · « **Reply #1009 on:** January 30, 2014, 06:18:08 PM »

Quote

“If I throw that ball one foot farther, it’s a TD and now you’re the goat, Richard Sherman.”

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1010 on:** January 30, 2014, 08:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 30, 2014, 12:40:39 PM

Heehee.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/30/colin-kaepernick-unloads-on-richard-sherman/

He mad?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1011 on:** January 30, 2014, 10:04:05 PM »

Employing the Jerry Jones Defense is bad form, you guys.

bachikarn · « **Reply #1012 on:** January 31, 2014, 12:01:19 AM »

"If I was a better QB, we would have beat you!!!"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1013 on:** January 31, 2014, 12:08:16 AM »

look at your quarterback, Etiolet.

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #1014 on:** January 31, 2014, 12:15:51 AM »

Kaep led the team to 2 straight NFC champ games and a SB in his first 26 games. Kaep's fine with me.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1015 on:** January 31, 2014, 03:47:18 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1016 on:** January 31, 2014, 04:12:25 PM »

Such excitement
Much nervousness
Wow Hawks

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1017 on:** January 31, 2014, 04:26:10 PM »

Went ahead and put in for Monday, don't want to be nursing my Super Bowl hangover at work!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1018 on:** January 31, 2014, 04:37:17 PM »

If I take a day off, it will be Tuesday for a potential victory parade in downtown Seattle.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1019 on:** January 31, 2014, 04:57:58 PM »

Apparently like 7 million people ask for the Monday after the Super Bowl off, insane. Employers have to know why you're asking for the day off...I wouldn't have the balls to ask.

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Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 67674 times)