The Ken Steele Fan Club grows to 50 MEMBERS DEEP!

[The Black Stallion]

I left this message to Members of my FAN CLUB on it's front page:

As of Friday, August 11, 2006 I am pleased to announce that the Ken Steele Fan Club has 50 members. A true milestone. In my 10 weeks of updating I knew it was just a matter of time before I amassed an army of supporters that numbered 50 members.

There were some tough times. The first being when we started, and what's her face... um... I forget. But this one chick, she said some harsh words regarding my spelling, disregarding the fact that I was in the throes of grief concerning the untimely death of my mother. The next being after I posted the "Knocking them Down a Peg and Rolling them Down a Hill" article and accompanying thread. We lost 13 members in that debacle. Even though they probably still read the Ken Steele Experience™ faithfully the blow was somewhat substantial at that point. They will not be missed.

I would also like to take this time to thank loyal friends of the Fan Club. The first, being our first members, Kelly Burns and Alina Lou, who have supported me faithfully in my foray into the world of Internet Social Networking by being my first Facebook buddies, and MySpace friends. Without these lovely ladies, some weirdo like Jon Bomar would have been my first member.

Next, I would like to thank Jon Bomar who week after week lends his support and commentary in the comments box at the Ken Steele Experience™.

Lastly, I would also like to thank Dan Cook, who single-handedly brought the AAAA to the Kettering University Campus. With out him, our presence in eastern Michigan would have been reserved to a few readers in Detroit. Dan Cook is an example of what this Fan Club is about: Spreading the truth that is the Ken Steele Experience™ to the masses. For his hard work and dedication I will bestow upon him the title of "AAAA 5-Star General."

Ladies and gentlemen, you are the original 50 members of the Ken Steele Fan Club. A monumental feat in and of itself. Give yourselves a hand for picking the right team. At 50 members deep, we are the strongest clique in the eStreets!

What's next for The Ken Steele Experience™? More articles of course. Hell, some video posts are in store. You wait and see... you'll be pleasantly surprised.

I leave you with this message: From the bottom of the heart that beats tirelessly in my chest, dripping with the blood of a true African warrior, I want to thank you for your support. It's you guys that make this Fan Club what it is. A beacon of hope, a shining example of what it means to be a fan of the Ken Steele Experience™. For any of you people that hate on us, we'll only get stronger. We grow by leaps and bounds every day. To quote Beans from the legendary hood-flick State Property, "Get down, or LAY DOWN. And if you lay down you're bound to STAY DOWN!"

With undying love and appreciation, your Fearless Leader,
Ken Steele
H.N.I.C.

You guys who don't know what it is better get to knowin' when the shit hits the fan, you're going to want to be on the right team. Click HERE to join up!

[CajoleJuice]

[Van Cruncheon]

lock this thread plz

ban time

[The Black Stallion]

lock this thread plz

ban time

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[MrAngryFace]

[Vagabond]

Your mom passed?

[MrAngryFace]

Pity points not allowed, his moms death should not make him "funny".

[Vagabond]

I was asking not from a "funny" POV.

That's not funny in the slightest...

[MrAngryFace]

So why's it mentioned in a 'funny' blog?

[The Black Stallion]

Pity points not allowed, his moms death should not make him "funny".

What a dick.

[Vagabond]

So why's it mentioned in a 'funny' blog?

Who gives a fuck? Shut up...

[MrAngryFace]

I suppose you had a point, initially.

[Van Cruncheon]

LOCK THIS THREAD PLZ

ban tbs

[smiles-and-cries]

this thread was typed on PCs
Happy 25th Birthday to the Personal Computer!  :'(

[MrAngryFace]

Someone gets a spanking!

*whacks computer 25 times*

[Van Cruncheon]

Geezus, I forgot about that dumb spanking joke. My parents thought it was so hilarious. Made my 31st birthday quite hellish, and I think my dad had a boner when he administered my "gift" this time.