why does batman have to be a man?

[davepoobond]

why can't he be battranny

[Momo]

fuck right off into space

[CatsCatsCats]

Well, it's in the name, yeah?

[Momo]

liked to unlike

[nudemacusers]

Women can fight, sure, but they definitely can't run large corporations.

[davepoobond]

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liked to unlike

 

Women can fight, sure, but they definitely can't run large corporations.

alfred would be her manslave and they have sex every tuesday at 9:00 am.

[Himu]

buttman

[Atramental]

why can't he be battranny

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"Battranny" is not the preferred nomenclature, dude.

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[davepoobond]

i think that it is important that we represent all groups in our super heroes.  we all need role models to look up to.

[Atramental]

 

[davepoobond]

Brucie Wayne.

[Himu]

 

just wanna say this show owns

[nudemacusers]

Transbat has a nice ring to it IMO.

[Rahxephon91]

[chronovore]

Lessee, because Batgirl and Batwoman are already taken names?

[Joe Molotov]

Batcismale

[StealthFan]

Transbat has a nice ring to it IMO.

Considering what nerdy transexuals look like it would be more like Transfat.

[Brehvolution]

I don't see why not. They're both fake.

[Joe Molotov]

More importantly,  why are there no brown people in X men.

DC got ya covered, bro.

[Rufus]

What about Storm?

[fistfulofmetal]

What about Storm?

Storm is black, not brown.

[Rufus]

Pff. Nitpicking.
When did she ever look African?

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No, Haley Berry doesn't count, either.

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[Momo]

Randomly wondering how massive T'Challa's dick was to chase Storm off.

[nudemacusers]

More importantly,  why are there no brown people in X men.

From wiki:

Human mutants are considered to be of the subspecies Homo sapiens superior

 

[jiji]

Batman's main advantages are prep time and unlimited resources, right? There's no reason those wouldn't make an equally effective female Bats.

[fistfulofmetal]

Batman's main advantages are prep time and unlimited resources, right? There's no reason those wouldn't make an equally effective female Bats.

well if a female batman had unlimited resources she would probably just spend all of it on shoes.

[recursivelyenumerable]

do bats eat cats?

[Yeti]

Batmyn

[Shaka Khan]

Batmin

 

[brawndolicious]

She'd never be able to concentrate with the vibrations of the batmobile, would have cheaper insurance though.

[nudemacusers]

She'd never be able to concentrate with the vibrations of the batmobile, would have cheaper insurance though.

she'd crash it immediately though

[Momo]

Actually, I don't think I've ever seen batwoman drive anywhere in the comics, she's just always sorta there where she needs to be 

[Shaka Khan]

The responses that genuinely processed the OP and took more than a minute to type shows exactly why the people behind them will never contribute to humanity's gene pool.

[Shaka Khan]

The fact I had to read *my* post a couple of times and edit the wording so that it makes a lick of sense shows why *I* will never contribute either!

[davepoobond]

Lessee, because Batgirl and Batwoman are already taken names?

see, this is my problem with the Batman universe.  They've already taken up the Batgirl/Batwoman names with OTHER characters, so there's no way they can make a "female Bruce Wayne" character, because if you call that person Batwoman, you are erasing the existence of the actual Batwoman/Batgirl.  There can't not be a Batman, because Batwoman relies on Batman existing.  Batwoman can't be the "only 'Batman' " because they would never want to do that

[Shaka Khan]

The fact I had to read *my* post a couple of times and edit the wording so that it makes a lick of sense shows why *I* will never contribute either!

As if I had a chance or intention to begin with! :himu

[nudemacusers]

Actually, I don't think I've ever seen batwoman drive anywhere in the comics, she's just always sorta there where she needs to be 

someone should start a neogaf thread on women drivers in comics

[Momo]

Actually, I don't think I've ever seen batwoman drive anywhere in the comics, she's just always sorta there where she needs to be 

someone should start a neogaf thread on women drivers in comics

I would bet you a significant sum of something I value that the thread would mostly be about Susan/Invisible Woman

[brawndolicious]

She'd never be able to concentrate with the vibrations of the batmobile, would have cheaper insurance though.

she'd crash it immediately though

Her rates would still be cheaper.

[Diunx]

More importantly,  why are there no brown people in X men.

DC got ya covered, bro.

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Why is he holding a gun when he already has the most powerful weapon in the universe on his ring finger?

[Momo]

Because he is smart enough to carry a back up in case his battery runs out

[nudemacusers]

More importantly,  why are there no brown people in X men.

DC got ya covered, bro.

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Why is he holding a gun when he already has the most powerful weapon in the universe on his ring finger?

*insert urban youth joke*

[Shaka Khan]

I just noticed the Arabic tatt on his forearm.

[davepoobond]

green lantern with a handgun looks stupid.

 

[Rahxephon91]

The responses that genuinely processed the OP and took more than a minute to type shows exactly why the people behind them will never contribute to humanity's gene pool.