Author Topic: why does batman have to be a man? (Read 3208 times)

davepoobond · « **on:** August 12, 2013, 02:02:03 AM »

why can't he be battranny

Momo · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:04:16 AM »

fuck right off into space

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:04:56 AM »

Well, it's in the name, yeah?

Momo · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:05:14 AM »

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:06:50 AM »

Women can fight, sure, but they definitely can't run large corporations.

davepoobond · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:07:14 AM »

Quote from: Momo on August 12, 2013, 02:05:14 AM

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Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 12, 2013, 02:06:50 AM

Women can fight, sure, but they definitely can't run large corporations.

alfred would be her manslave and they have sex every tuesday at 9:00 am.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:08:09 AM »

buttman

Atramental · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:08:10 AM »

Quote from: davepoobond on August 12, 2013, 02:02:03 AM

why can't he be battranny

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"Battranny" is not the preferred nomenclature, dude.

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davepoobond · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:10:15 AM »

i think that it is important that we represent all groups in our super heroes. we all need role models to look up to.

Atramental · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:11:56 AM »

davepoobond · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:19:20 AM »

Brucie Wayne.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:20:16 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on August 12, 2013, 02:11:56 AM

just wanna say this show owns

nudemacusers · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:46:34 AM »

Transbat has a nice ring to it IMO.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:41:46 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:50:45 AM »

Lessee, because Batgirl and Batwoman are already taken names?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2013, 06:33:40 AM »

Batcismale

StealthFan · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2013, 07:00:56 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 12, 2013, 02:46:34 AM

Transbat has a nice ring to it IMO.

Considering what nerdy transexuals look like it would be more like Transfat.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2013, 10:27:45 AM »

I don't see why not. They're both fake.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2013, 10:37:22 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on August 12, 2013, 10:17:05 AM

More importantly, why are there no brown people in X men.

DC got ya covered, bro.

Rufus · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2013, 12:45:25 PM »

What about Storm?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2013, 12:46:39 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on August 12, 2013, 12:45:25 PM

What about Storm?

Storm is black, not brown.

Rufus · « **Reply #21 on:** August 12, 2013, 12:56:58 PM »

Pff. Nitpicking.
When did she ever look African?

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No, Haley Berry doesn't count, either.

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Momo · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2013, 12:57:32 PM »

Randomly wondering how massive T'Challa's dick was to chase Storm off.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:00:30 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on August 12, 2013, 10:17:05 AM

More importantly, why are there no brown people in X men.

From wiki:

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Human mutants are considered to be of the subspecies Homo sapiens superior

jiji · « **Reply #24 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:15:02 PM »

Batman's main advantages are prep time and unlimited resources, right? There's no reason those wouldn't make an equally effective female Bats.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #25 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:48:16 PM »

Quote from: jiji on August 12, 2013, 02:15:02 PM

Batman's main advantages are prep time and unlimited resources, right? There's no reason those wouldn't make an equally effective female Bats.

well if a female batman had unlimited resources she would probably just spend all of it on shoes.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #26 on:** August 12, 2013, 08:15:16 PM »

do bats eat cats?

Yeti · « **Reply #27 on:** August 12, 2013, 09:13:01 PM »

Batmyn

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2013, 09:17:14 PM »

Batmin

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** August 12, 2013, 11:09:47 PM »

She'd never be able to concentrate with the vibrations of the batmobile, would have cheaper insurance though.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30 on:** August 12, 2013, 11:47:10 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 12, 2013, 11:09:47 PM

She'd never be able to concentrate with the vibrations of the batmobile, would have cheaper insurance though.

she'd crash it immediately though

Momo · « **Reply #31 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:11:10 AM »

Actually, I don't think I've ever seen batwoman drive anywhere in the comics, she's just always sorta there where she needs to be

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #32 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:17:50 AM »

The responses that genuinely processed the OP and took more than a minute to type shows exactly why the people behind them will never contribute to humanity's gene pool.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #33 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:23:21 AM »

The fact I had to read *my* post a couple of times and edit the wording so that it makes a lick of sense shows why *I* will never contribute either!

davepoobond · « **Reply #34 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:23:37 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 12, 2013, 03:50:45 AM

Lessee, because Batgirl and Batwoman are already taken names?

see, this is my problem with the Batman universe. They've already taken up the Batgirl/Batwoman names with OTHER characters, so there's no way they can make a "female Bruce Wayne" character, because if you call that person Batwoman, you are erasing the existence of the actual Batwoman/Batgirl. There can't not be a Batman, because Batwoman relies on Batman existing. Batwoman can't be the "only 'Batman' " because they would never want to do that

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #35 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:24:02 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on August 13, 2013, 12:23:21 AM

The fact I had to read *my* post a couple of times and edit the wording so that it makes a lick of sense shows why *I* will never contribute either!

As if I had a chance or intention to begin with!

:himu

nudemacusers · « **Reply #36 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:27:02 AM »

Quote from: Momo on August 13, 2013, 12:11:10 AM

Actually, I don't think I've ever seen batwoman drive anywhere in the comics, she's just always sorta there where she needs to be

someone should start a neogaf thread on women drivers in comics

Momo · « **Reply #37 on:** August 13, 2013, 01:10:37 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 13, 2013, 12:27:02 AM

Quote from: Momo on August 13, 2013, 12:11:10 AM
Actually, I don't think I've ever seen batwoman drive anywhere in the comics, she's just always sorta there where she needs to be
someone should start a neogaf thread on women drivers in comics

I would bet you a significant sum of something I value that the thread would mostly be about Susan/Invisible Woman

brawndolicious · « **Reply #38 on:** August 13, 2013, 01:25:01 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 12, 2013, 11:47:10 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on August 12, 2013, 11:09:47 PM
She'd never be able to concentrate with the vibrations of the batmobile, would have cheaper insurance though.
she'd crash it immediately though

Her rates would still be cheaper.

Diunx · « **Reply #39 on:** August 13, 2013, 01:30:57 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2013, 10:37:22 AM

Quote from: Eschaton on August 12, 2013, 10:17:05 AM
More importantly, why are there no brown people in X men.

DC got ya covered, bro.

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Why is he holding a gun when he already has the most powerful weapon in the universe on his ring finger?

Momo · « **Reply #40 on:** August 13, 2013, 01:36:35 AM »

Because he is smart enough to carry a back up in case his battery runs out

nudemacusers · « **Reply #41 on:** August 13, 2013, 01:37:03 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 13, 2013, 01:30:57 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2013, 10:37:22 AM
Quote from: Eschaton on August 12, 2013, 10:17:05 AM
More importantly, why are there no brown people in X men.

DC got ya covered, bro.

(Image removed from quote.)

Why is he holding a gun when he already has the most powerful weapon in the universe on his ring finger?

*insert urban youth joke*

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #42 on:** August 13, 2013, 01:49:44 AM »

I just noticed the Arabic tatt on his forearm.

davepoobond · « **Reply #43 on:** August 13, 2013, 02:36:51 AM »

green lantern with a handgun looks stupid.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #44 on:** August 13, 2013, 08:46:23 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on August 13, 2013, 12:17:50 AM

The responses that genuinely processed the OP and took more than a minute to type shows exactly why the people behind them will never contribute to humanity's gene pool.

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Author Topic: why does batman have to be a man? (Read 3208 times)