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Re: Bluemax presents, the Borian's guide to American College Football!
« Reply #60 on: September 14, 2013, 06:49:32 PM »
HOLY FUCK
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« Reply #61 on: September 14, 2013, 09:46:13 PM »
I fucking hate Johnny Football but he is goddamn magic. Bama came out again, though. Fuck, here comes another Bama NCG title.

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« Reply #62 on: September 21, 2013, 04:10:23 PM »
I throwing this season. So glad I didn't go to the game this week.

Driskle getting hurt may have been a blessing in disguise?
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« Reply #63 on: September 21, 2013, 06:33:05 PM »
Just watched a murder. Feel sorry for Idaho state.
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« Reply #64 on: September 21, 2013, 08:13:20 PM »
Bad luck for Florida. Murphy looked pretty good though
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« Reply #65 on: September 21, 2013, 08:30:59 PM »
Bad luck for Florida. Murphy looked pretty good though

everyone is pretty hopeful for murphy considering how bad jd had been doing. well see. we have a practice game next week to try and get him ready
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« Reply #66 on: September 24, 2013, 02:45:17 AM »
Bye week for Oregon, so I bought these expensive new Oregon Ducks kicks instead:

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« Reply #67 on: September 24, 2013, 10:30:09 AM »
Bad luck for Florida. Murphy looked pretty good though

everyone is pretty hopeful for murphy considering how bad jd had been doing. well see. we have a practice game next week to try and get him ready

Driskels just did not not develop at all. He is so talented, but makes slow dumb decisions. If Murphy just stops the negative plays that Driskel would cause, we can have a good season since our defense is so good.

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« Reply #68 on: September 28, 2013, 07:11:11 PM »
Fuck yo couch, Notre Dame! Boomer Sooner!

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« Reply #69 on: September 28, 2013, 07:15:49 PM »
Another year of ND being over-ranked due to their name. Shocking.
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« Reply #70 on: September 29, 2013, 10:48:31 AM »
Lane Kiffen has been fired

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« Reply #71 on: September 29, 2013, 12:34:48 PM »
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« Reply #72 on: September 29, 2013, 01:04:05 PM »
Oregon/Cal was a snuff football game set in a monsoon, and it was amazing.

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« Reply #73 on: September 30, 2013, 02:53:39 PM »
KIFFIN GOT FIRED! FOOTBALL SUDDENLY ISNT AWFUL!
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« Reply #74 on: September 30, 2013, 03:15:17 PM »
Couldn't have happened to a better person.  :)
Shitty coach coasting off his dad's coat tails. :yuck
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« Reply #75 on: September 30, 2013, 03:22:38 PM »
He should not have gotten the job in the first place. Although it was nice seeing USC drift into irrelevance
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« Reply #76 on: October 01, 2013, 12:13:02 AM »
I loved how cold that firing was too. Left him at the fucking airport. It really couuldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

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« Reply #77 on: October 01, 2013, 04:16:17 PM »
Kiffin was the only one dumb enough to take the job through the sanctions. Now that they're almost over we can hire a good head coach.
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« Reply #78 on: October 01, 2013, 04:23:01 PM »
Kiffin to Texas then!

falling up :bow
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« Reply #79 on: October 05, 2013, 07:28:03 PM »
oh Tennessee you blew it
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« Reply #80 on: October 06, 2013, 12:06:33 AM »
Week 6 thoughts on the Ducks:

I think the cold & altitude of the Colorado game gassed our defense and offense initially. Colorado was able to throw some double reverse pass TDs and was tearing through our D line which was giving up 30+ yards more often than necessary. It was a typical slow start in the first quarter, which thankfully aside from LSU or Boise State has never really fucked us up in the past few years.

Things definitely started to turn around in the second when Colorado's defense showed they're not conditioned for 8-second plays and Mariota's ability to run. Tyner got his 5th TD, which is amazing for a third-string RB who just turned 19. He's the fastest person on the team, and apparently even faster than LaMichael James, who at the time was the fastest person in the entire NCAA. Tyner plans on running in the Olympics in Rio.

Mariota's completion % once again looked a bit messy, but he made up for with more rushing yards than usual. He's still looking like a very healthy Heisman candidate.

DAT was once again out for the week, but we made up for it with the powerful lineup of Addison, Mundt, Tyner, and Marshall. We're good to go until we really need him in the Stanford and UCLA games.

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« Reply #81 on: October 07, 2013, 06:41:23 PM »
I hope UW shocks the world this weekend.

As long as it doesn't also entail Sark coming to USC. I don't want Sark.
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« Reply #82 on: October 08, 2013, 01:02:50 AM »
Las Vegas says Oklahoma is only a 14 point favorite against Texas. That's just easy money.

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« Reply #83 on: October 08, 2013, 01:17:39 AM »
I hope UW shocks the world this weekend.

As long as it doesn't also entail Sark coming to USC. I don't want Sark.
UW is going to get fucking raped by the Ducks like their mating ritual. Corkscrewed and unable to get away. You know this is basically going to happen, don't delude yourself.

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« Reply #84 on: October 12, 2013, 03:55:59 PM »
OUSUX

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« Reply #85 on: October 12, 2013, 03:57:39 PM »
FML
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« Reply #86 on: October 12, 2013, 04:03:25 PM »
impressive win for Texas/Mack Brown.
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« Reply #87 on: October 12, 2013, 07:53:29 PM »
WIN THE DECADE!!!!

FUCK THE HUSKIES, FUCK THE HUSKIES!


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« Reply #88 on: October 12, 2013, 09:04:51 PM »
gators continue to have to offense

this Michigan penn state game is crazy
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« Reply #89 on: October 12, 2013, 09:22:48 PM »
Michigan's kicker might need to be placed on suicide watch tonight
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« Reply #90 on: October 12, 2013, 09:37:47 PM »
fucking Muschamp

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« Reply #91 on: October 17, 2013, 01:38:55 PM »


Oregon, STAHP. YOU'RE DRUNK GO HOME.
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« Reply #92 on: October 19, 2013, 03:58:02 PM »
THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF DAYS

THE SALT ON MY FB FEED IS UNBELIEVABLE

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« Reply #93 on: October 19, 2013, 07:43:10 PM »
How much would an autographed towel with Johnny Manziel's ugly tears cost?

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« Reply #94 on: October 19, 2013, 07:48:37 PM »
I thought this was supposed to be South Carolina's year

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« Reply #96 on: October 20, 2013, 01:39:17 AM »
FSU took Clemson to the stable, and I think they just might be scarier than Alabama.

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« Reply #97 on: October 20, 2013, 02:08:56 AM »
FSU took Clemson to the stable, and I think they just might be scarier than Alabama.

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« Reply #98 on: November 03, 2013, 12:05:12 AM »
Someone get that Winston kid some better contacts.
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« Reply #99 on: November 07, 2013, 11:04:24 PM »
zephyr are you ok, post if you're ok

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« Reply #100 on: November 08, 2013, 01:19:06 AM »
zephyr are you ok, post if you're ok

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Goddammit, I was gonna post the same thing.

Zephyr are you ok? Post if you're ok.
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« Reply #101 on: November 08, 2013, 01:28:48 AM »
What a crushing loss. I was just talking to a friend about how much it sucked that the playoffs system wasn't in effect this year, because Alabama/Oregon/FSU/OSU would be such a perfect four team playoff. Welp, strike one.  :lol

Speaking of rivalry games, last weekend's Michigan v Michigan St. game was also a brutal dose of reality. Until this week I had never witnessed Michigan fans so annihilated that they couldn't come up with any excuse, snide remark, or smug insult.
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« Reply #102 on: November 08, 2013, 01:31:58 AM »
I don't think I shared this here, but the other weekend we were down in Eugene for the WSU-Oregon game since my wife's cousin is Oregon's offensive coordinator. We met up with him on Friday night to pick up the tickets and got a tour of the new Phil Knight-funded facility.

WOWOWOWOWOWOW. Fucking ridiculous.
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« Reply #103 on: November 08, 2013, 11:58:44 AM »
i want to kill myself

it's over

nothing matters anymore.

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« Reply #104 on: November 09, 2013, 02:05:47 AM »
the only reason I think LSU has a chance tomorrow is that it doesn't matter anymore. hopefully it's at least fun.

odds are the MNC game is going to be a bore.


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« Reply #105 on: November 09, 2013, 10:20:40 PM »
THE bore.

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« Reply #106 on: November 09, 2013, 10:31:42 PM »
Brady Hoke has to be on his way out the door after today. I don't think he'll be fired after the season, after all he's the ultimate Michigan Man. But if things don't turn around next season when he gets his best recruits...he's fucked.

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« Reply #108 on: November 14, 2013, 03:03:27 PM »




Whoops  :lol

Brady Hoke is going to fired after next season
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« Reply #109 on: November 15, 2013, 02:54:58 AM »
Jameis involved in a rape scandal

probs not him

Maybe he raped Lennay Kekua?


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« Reply #110 on: November 15, 2013, 01:09:58 PM »
Curious timing for a fake rape leak...
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« Reply #111 on: November 16, 2013, 06:49:28 PM »
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« Reply #112 on: November 16, 2013, 11:29:56 PM »
USC BEATS STANFORD

DUCKS BACK IN PAC-12 CCG MATCHUP & ROSE BOWL BERTH

OREGON <3 ORGERON

FUCK A NERD

ALSO FUCK A TROJAN

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« Reply #113 on: November 16, 2013, 11:36:54 PM »
Wherever Bluemax is, I know that he gotta be happy now. I also hope they keep Coach O. If he can do this with 45 scholarship players, imagine what he can do with the full boat of 85.

When is the schollie reductions up?
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« Reply #114 on: November 20, 2013, 01:22:14 AM »
Been busy with work, but yes I am very happy. I hope we can beat the gutty little bRuins in 2 weeks.

I think we have another year of scholarship reductions :(
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« Reply #115 on: November 23, 2013, 06:21:37 PM »
Zephyr,

Don't do it. You have so much to live for.
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« Reply #116 on: November 23, 2013, 07:23:14 PM »
I ain't even mad. DAT and Huff's comments inspired this karmic backlash, and our defense coordinator is a rotten turd.

Time to smother Oregon State until their QB gives up

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« Reply #117 on: November 23, 2013, 11:08:50 PM »
holy shit @ Oregon

Rich Rod just having fun out there  :whoo
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« Reply #118 on: November 23, 2013, 11:17:00 PM »
Baylor's pulling an Oregon right now too. This is what happens to speedy offenses.

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« Reply #119 on: November 30, 2013, 03:43:20 PM »
Well that's one way to lose a game.
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