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Joe Molotov

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #60 on: August 31, 2013, 09:12:10 PM »
The Doors entire discography.






 
You know that feel when you've heard all these songs for the thousandth time on some classic rock station and they start to make your teeth hurt? :yuck
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #61 on: August 31, 2013, 09:24:44 PM »
Hell yeah fuck the fucking shitty-ass Doors. Worst band.

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #62 on: August 31, 2013, 09:26:13 PM »
If Jim Morrison did not die as soon as he did, nobody would give a fuck about The Doors.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #63 on: August 31, 2013, 09:28:56 PM »
The Doors are TOOL of the 1960s
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #64 on: August 31, 2013, 09:51:31 PM »

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #65 on: August 31, 2013, 09:59:59 PM »
Anything from Weezer.  Pinkerton isn't very good, get over it you freaks.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #66 on: August 31, 2013, 10:40:50 PM »


I also love this song. Because it's true, she did.

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #67 on: August 31, 2013, 10:47:24 PM »
Damn it I clicked a couple of Great Rumbler's links and now have a shitty song meadley going on in my head. :(

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #68 on: August 31, 2013, 11:05:09 PM »
A lot of these songs were used in propaganda videos when I went to Basic Training in 2004.
Godsmack is particularly popular with the air force for some reason.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #69 on: August 31, 2013, 11:10:15 PM »
Even Saints Row IV can't save



This is a good song wtf
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #70 on: August 31, 2013, 11:13:11 PM »
God Bless America :rofl

We were forced to sing this at least once a week in elementary.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #71 on: September 01, 2013, 01:14:22 AM »
Even Saints Row IV can't save



This is a good song wtf

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #72 on: September 01, 2013, 01:16:03 AM »
well, himu is a girl, so it's natural she would like aerosmith and bands like Live.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #73 on: September 01, 2013, 01:39:03 AM »
didn't know The Doors are so universally hated here. you people are all right

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #74 on: September 01, 2013, 03:18:52 AM »
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #75 on: September 01, 2013, 07:18:35 AM »


Here you go.

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #76 on: September 01, 2013, 08:56:35 AM »
Their bassist is good though. Such a waste. :-\

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #77 on: September 01, 2013, 10:50:37 AM »


This was sampled for an Al-Qaeda recruiting song a while back. I'd post the link but you know... with PRISM and everything :P

Anything by Bruce Springsteen or Public Enemy.

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #78 on: September 02, 2013, 12:01:26 AM »
Hinder, Nickelback, Creed, Buckcherry, Godsmack and whatever is when rock music got too white and safe.

Just want to make sure everyone is clear on this: these bands don't sick for being white and safe, they suck for being complete shit musically / lyrically / thematically / everything else-ly. Plenty of white and safe musicians still manage to not be  nickelback/creed/etc.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #79 on: September 02, 2013, 10:08:16 AM »
hey jude
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #80 on: September 03, 2013, 12:45:47 PM »
well, himu is a girl, so it's natural she would like aerosmith and bands like Live.

???? Throwing Copper was an incredible album.

"The Dam at Otter Creek"
"Lightning Crashes"
"White, Discussion"

So GOOD.

As for worst songs, Dr Hook or just about anything from the 70s that wasn't Pink Floyd gets my vote:


Thanks, Kmart for introducing me to this pisspoor song.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #81 on: September 03, 2013, 01:41:45 PM »
hey jude

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #82 on: September 03, 2013, 02:08:33 PM »
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #83 on: September 03, 2013, 03:52:02 PM »
I fucking hate "Sweet Home Alabama".
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #84 on: September 03, 2013, 04:33:49 PM »
great call; was coming in here to post that overplayed offensive shitfest
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #85 on: September 03, 2013, 05:03:30 PM »
I fucking hate "Sweet Home Alabama".

Oh yeah, that reminds me that I also hate this song with a burning passion:

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #86 on: September 03, 2013, 07:33:22 PM »
random but i really REALLY hate this old song. it encapsulates that shitty sunny-and-oh-so-goddamn-annoying sound of the mid-90s that i hate so very much. i still hear this piece of shit on the radio sometimes and it never fails to ruin my day. i wish i could find the video too because its so awful and it pisses me off too:


whoa, this song sucks but until this thread I thought the dude said, "the right time, the wrong me"... wow.

Ugh - here is where i wipe my arse all over what little music cred i have : this song DOES suck - but as a younger lad i quite liked Del Amitri's album Waking Hours (which is a couple of albums before this - sort of like low grade folky crooning prior to going a bit too pop) . It's pretty average on reflection but it was at least more depressing and more palatable than their later stuff which basically saw them become a little too weak.

Though, I still contend that "Don't come home too soon" is a pretty fantastic song for a football team song - and it really does fit the "Typically Scottish"-ness of each World Cup campaign.

That said - all this might be tainted by the fact that the Scottish fans were -hands down- the best fans we met in France 98. Had an amazing time.



And here's my entry for worst song ever recorded :


 
there are no words - this was a CHRISTMAS NUMBER 1 in the UK. Criminal
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #87 on: September 03, 2013, 08:23:23 PM »
whoever posted that Hinder Eyes of an Angel song, FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUITSNOTEVENCATCHYWHYHASITBEENINMYHEADTHELASTTWODAYSFUCKCUCKCKCKCKDFRYODY
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #88 on: September 03, 2013, 08:48:43 PM »
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #89 on: September 03, 2013, 09:06:41 PM »
For real though, the worst music ever is 70s AM radio schmaltz







(just picked some random songs from an AM gold collection...)
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Polari

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #90 on: September 03, 2013, 09:14:48 PM »


I've always hated this song.

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #91 on: September 03, 2013, 11:31:32 PM »
People hating on Weezer and Fountains of Wayne. I hope none of you ever see what I listen to on Spotify

This is usually the Fountains of Wayne song everyone I know says they hate



As for what I think is horrible

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #92 on: September 03, 2013, 11:36:54 PM »
Anything from Sublime.  What a shitty band.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #93 on: September 03, 2013, 11:38:18 PM »
Thrift shop isn't bad but it does encapsulate the most annoying aspects of capitol hill haha
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #94 on: September 04, 2013, 12:33:23 AM »



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Not enough country songs in here...
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #95 on: September 04, 2013, 12:43:35 AM »


thanks for reminding me about this  >:(
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #96 on: September 04, 2013, 12:48:30 AM »
I can't hate on Cacklemore or Thrift Shop. When was the last time you heard a hip hop song on the radio with a horn loop and an anti-consumerism message? I can't hate on that brehs...it's not a bad song.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #97 on: September 04, 2013, 01:13:53 AM »
Can we count satire songs? Ray Stevens used to have good stuff but he's gone total wackadoodle since Obama.

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #98 on: September 04, 2013, 01:16:54 AM »
ooh I just thought of one, that MIA song with the gunshots and cash register noise. Fucking so so so so horrible
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #99 on: September 04, 2013, 02:00:26 AM »
Thrift Shop is a bad song. Whatever to the "message" but the whole chorus is just grating. Reminds me of this song that my sister would not stop playing a few years ago:



It's just the same shit repeated over and over.

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #100 on: September 04, 2013, 02:27:06 AM »


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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #101 on: September 04, 2013, 02:30:57 AM »
Somebody That I Used To Know is a legit great song breh
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #102 on: September 04, 2013, 03:08:59 AM »
It probably is, but I had a mopey friend who made it his theme song.

Killed the song for me.

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #103 on: September 04, 2013, 03:13:50 AM »
MIA a guilty pleasure? What the fuck. That girl brings it.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #104 on: September 04, 2013, 09:29:51 AM »
Any Rolling Stones song.  :trash

Such a shitty, untalented band.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #105 on: September 04, 2013, 10:00:44 AM »
would post a video of Aventura or Romeo but I don't want that gay ass shit in my youtube history.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #106 on: September 04, 2013, 10:32:31 AM »
Any Rolling Stones song.  :trash

Such a shitty, untalented band.

lol listen to Let It Bleed, Sticky Fingers or Exile on Main St and repeat that.

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #107 on: September 04, 2013, 05:02:39 PM »
Thrift Shop is awful, hate its class tourism

I typed "worst song ever" into Google and this was the top hit:

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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #108 on: September 04, 2013, 05:08:43 PM »
Any Rolling Stones song.  :trash

Such a shitty, untalented band.

Leper, then ban Zero Hero.
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #109 on: September 04, 2013, 06:17:34 PM »
Thrift Shop is a bad song. Whatever to the "message" but the whole chorus is just grating. Reminds me of this song that my sister would not stop playing a few years ago:



It's just the same shit repeated over and over.

I don't mind the Chris Lake remix, got a nice oldskool French house vibe to it, it found its way into some of my sets back in '07:



Also, this is scientifically considered the worst song ever, based on polling data of things people hate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhjT9sNbfsY
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Re: Shittiest song ever written or performed
« Reply #110 on: September 04, 2013, 06:23:16 PM »
oh are we at the dance portion of this thread?



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