Author Topic: Ill be homeless in two weeks (Read 1683 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **on:** September 09, 2013, 01:52:04 PM »

Cancelled the lease on my place, but no new place yet.

Went to view two places, but we didn't get them. Went to view a third one, gone once we got there.

Were getting a smaller place to save money, but if we have to stay in a hotel we won't save squat!

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** September 09, 2013, 01:54:14 PM »

Set up a webcam show, I'll pay

Steve Contra · « **Reply #2 on:** September 09, 2013, 01:54:23 PM »

Seems like a well thought through plan.

Diunx · « **Reply #3 on:** September 09, 2013, 01:54:53 PM »

Well this wasn't as dramatic as I was expecting it to be.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** September 09, 2013, 01:58:03 PM »

Hostel?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #5 on:** September 09, 2013, 01:59:32 PM »

Did I actually post this thread? Oops.

Oh well. It seemed like a month was enough time to find a new place. Now with two weeks to go...UGH

Might end up in a B and B for a few days or so.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** September 09, 2013, 02:00:51 PM »

At least you have ~~chicken~~ motorcycle

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #7 on:** September 09, 2013, 02:28:52 PM »

Why would you cancel a lease without finding another place first?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** September 09, 2013, 02:34:06 PM »

If you ever, ever need a place to crash for a while, feel free...to call someone else.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** September 09, 2013, 02:35:17 PM »

Why did you cancel a lease without having another place to stay?

king of the internet · « **Reply #10 on:** September 09, 2013, 04:47:24 PM »

FYI pizza shacks basically throw out fresh pies at the end of the night. Get the drop on that dumpster before the other hobos and you might find a hot one.

StealthFan · « **Reply #11 on:** September 09, 2013, 04:56:38 PM »

Same here, but it'll be October 4th. My landlord was being a cocksucker so I gave my 30 days notice. I got nothing lined up, and actually don't care too much.

Being homeless only sucks ass when it isn't temporary. Otherwise you're just sleeping in an alley/behind businesses/the bushes for a little bit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** September 09, 2013, 05:21:17 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on September 09, 2013, 02:35:17 PM

Why did you cancel a lease without having another place to stay?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #13 on:** September 09, 2013, 05:21:28 PM »

Well its hard to find anything here a month in advance, no one is going to hold an apartment for you for a month.

If you cancel your lease mid month you basicly paid half a month for nothing.

If you move out at months end you lose your deposit.

Basicly moving is a lose lose situation.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14 on:** September 09, 2013, 05:23:56 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on September 09, 2013, 04:47:24 PM

FYI pizza shacks basically throw out fresh pies at the end of the night. Get the drop on that dumpster before the other hobos and you might find a hot one.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** September 09, 2013, 06:35:49 PM »

If you live in a college town, you might have to look into some illegal sublets.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** September 09, 2013, 06:43:46 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on September 09, 2013, 05:21:28 PM

Well its hard to find anything here a month in advance, no one is going to hold an apartment for you for a month.

If you cancel your lease mid month you basicly paid half a month for nothing.

If you move out at months end you lose your deposit.

Basicly moving is a lose lose situation.

but if you pay the lease you'll still have a place to live while you continue to look. that's a win, not a loss.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17 on:** September 09, 2013, 06:45:26 PM »

i dont think it counts as homeless if you can afford to stay in a fucking bed and breakfast

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** September 09, 2013, 08:18:22 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 09, 2013, 06:45:26 PM

i dont think it counts as homeless if you can afford to stay in a fucking bed and breakfast

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** September 09, 2013, 10:03:39 PM »

Who went to a bed and breakfast?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** September 09, 2013, 11:30:19 PM »

you can stay with me. you can ride one of my bikes

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to the dumpster.

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StealthFan · « **Reply #21 on:** September 10, 2013, 02:31:46 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on September 09, 2013, 04:47:24 PM

FYI pizza shacks basically throw out fresh pies at the end of the night. Get the drop on that dumpster before the other hobos and you might find a hot one.

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 09, 2013, 06:45:26 PM

i dont think it counts as homeless if you can afford to stay in a fucking bed and breakfast

Yeah I laughed when he mentioned a hotel. I don't want to be the uppity former bum and all that but that ain't really homeless nicca

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2013, 02:39:17 AM »

Ok ok homeless might be a slight dramatisation of the fact.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** September 10, 2013, 02:40:48 AM »

What is a home anyway? If home is where the heart is, aren't we all a little homeless, inside?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2013, 07:51:07 AM »

"uppity former bum"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** September 10, 2013, 09:07:07 AM »

I can just imagine Kosmo sitting out on the curb with a bum, discussing the ills of austerity and the best place to acquire fresh dumpster food. Then Mrs. Kosmo rides up in the car, Kosmo tells the bum he'll see him tomorrow, and he gets in the back seat as they drive off to a bed & breakfast.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26 on:** September 10, 2013, 02:35:52 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 10, 2013, 07:51:07 AM

"uppity former bum"

I don't want to be one of those dudes that acts like an expert on a subject.

Tasty · « **Reply #27 on:** September 10, 2013, 02:45:32 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on September 10, 2013, 02:40:48 AM

What is a home anyway? If home is where the heart is, aren't we all a little homeless, inside?

This is a legit awesome quote, btw.

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