MARLOW Briggs and THE Mask of DEATH |OT| 50% OFF 100% MAN

[Joe Molotov]

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A new breed of WARRIOR returns, committed to destroying the enemies of FREEDOM
When ONE angry man, has a world to protect - There is only ONE future – HIS OWN

No-nonsense hero Marlow never shied away from danger or trouble. But now he faces his ULTIMATE challenge. After crash-landing in Central America, he has an industrial evil to defeat whilst bound to an ancient Mayan Death Mask who’s had no-one to talk to for 2000 years. Another day at the office only this time Marlow is PUSHED TO THE LIMIT , his sweetheart has been abducted, the bad guys are making up their own rules and only one man can judge them – and EXECUTE THE SENTENCE .

Fearlessly fighting through Mayan temples and towering valleys, monstrous machinery, nothing, but nothing, will stand in the way of this bad ass warrior, his girl and the crushing of all opposition.

They told him to go to HELL, he was DEAD ready.

With cliffhanger over the top action and cinematic gameplay, Marlow Briggs takes inspiration from the best of blockbuster films, comic book heroes, and action games with its focus on relentless high-octane combat, exotic and danger filled environments and epic set pieces.

•   Fight the enemies of FREEDOM with stacks of awesome combos and magic abilities,
•   Single handedly destroy HUNDREDS of enemies
•   Deploy MIGHTY weapons of destruction
•   Leap out of HUGE EXPLOSIONS in slow motion
•   Reveal the DEADLY secrets of the Mayans
•   Save the ENTIRE planet

2013 GOTY (Garshasp of the YEAR)

[Raban]

I was so tempted to buy this when it went live on Steam an hour ago, I just don't know though. It looks SO rad.

[Great Rumbler]

MARLOW. BRIGGS.

[Joe Molotov]

They told him to go to HELL, he was DEAD ready.

[Steve Contra]

WARRIOR FREEDOM
ONE ONE HIS OWN

ULTIMATE  PUSHED TO THE LIMIT EXECUTE THE SENTENCE .

HELL DEAD.

•   FREEDOM
•   HUNDREDS
•   MIGHTY
•   HUGE EXPLOSIONS
•   DEADLY
•   ENTIRE

I edited out anything they thought was too pussy for CAPLOCKS. 

[Himu]

better than gtav

[Great Rumbler]

WARRIOR FREEDOM
ONE ONE HIS OWN

ULTIMATE  PUSHED TO THE LIMIT EXECUTE THE SENTENCE .

HELL DEAD.

•   FREEDOM
•   HUNDREDS
•   MIGHTY
•   HUGE EXPLOSIONS
•   DEADLY
•   ENTIRE

I edited out anything they thought was too pussy for CAPLOCKS

[Great Rumbler]

Alright, I bought this thing, let's see if it lives up to the hype!

[D3RANG3D]

Eurojank, the jank that just keeps on giving!

[Great Rumbler]

Guys.

GUYS.

OH MY GOD.

THIS GAME.

SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY.

I DON'T EVEN

JAMES HONG IS A REALLY EVIL CHINESE BUSINESSMAN AND HE KILLS YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO AWESOME

BUT YOU'RE REALLY AN AZTEC WARRIOR OR SOMETHING

THEN I FOUGHT A GIANT INDUSTRIAL DIGGING MACHINE

I LAUNCHED A HELIPAD INTO THE SKY WITH A HUGE EXPLOSION AND THEN FOUGHT GUYS ON IT

I HAD TO DODGE OBSTACLES WHILE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM A HELICOPTER

THERE WAS A MATRIX-LIKE SHOT OF ME RIPPING A DUDE OUT OF THAT CONSTRUCTION MACHINE

THAT WAS THE FIRST 30 MINUTES

MARLOW BRIGGS

[Great Rumbler]

BUY THIS GAME RIGHT NOW IT'S ONLY $15

[The Sceneman]

SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK THIS LOOKS AMAZING

[Raban]

yep, buying it

[Sho Nuff]

MARLOW FUCKIN BRIGGS

[Purple Filth]

can someone make a bore icon of his face plz   

its like Drake 2.0

[chronovore]

MARLOW "GARSHASP" BRIGGS

[Great Rumbler]

This is level 2:

[Joe Molotov]

INDEFENISTRABLE should be a segment on the next Cruncheons.

[chronovore]

I would like to see the window from which that vehicle could be defenestrated.

[benjipwns]

2013 GOTY (Garshasp of the YEAR)

MARLOW "GARSHASP" BRIGGS

Where do I pledge for the team-up game Kickstarter?

[The Sceneman]

HOLY HELL ITS ON XBLA

BUYING AS SOON AS I GET HOME

[Sho Nuff]

POWER-FUCK YOUR BOREDOM AWAY WITH MARLOW BRIGGS

[Purple Filth]

(Image removed from quote.)POWER-FUCK YOUR BOREDOM AWAY WITH MARLOW BRIGGS(Image removed from quote.)

Someone listened

[The Sceneman]

The achievements are incredible. We're looking at stuff like an achievement for earning any other achievement (has to be a world first), and an achievement for skipping all the cutscenes in one playthrough. Transcendent.

[Raban]

this needs to get added. now.

[Joe Molotov]

Imma buy this when I get paid this weekend.

[The Sceneman]

Lmao, apparently this game was made in Slovenia.

Cant wait to get some brews and play the hell outta this

[Howard Alan Treesong]

(Image removed from quote.)POWER-FUCK YOUR BOREDOM AWAY WITH MARLOW BRIGGS(Image removed from quote.)

:marlow
:marlow
:marlow

[chronovore]

Lmao, apparently this game was made in Slovenia.

Cant wait to get some brews and play the hell outta this

I went looking for appropriate Dilbert cartoons with Elbonia mentioned, to reference the software quality you're about to experience, read about 50 of them, and then remembered they aren't very funny.

[Great Rumbler]

Yep.

[The Sceneman]

downloading now

Also, there are NO achievement hunting resources available for this game yet. I'm gonna step up to the plate and start compiling a collectibles guide. 

[The Sceneman]

this game is so good I'm having fun writing my collectibles guide, I've never had to do one before 

[Sho Nuff]

Zootfly team

[Howard Alan Treesong]

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Zootfly team

The team's missing something... but what?

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[close]

[Great Rumbler]

Fun fact: No black people live in Slovenia.

[Steve Contra]

Fun fact: No black people live in Slovenia.

Or girls!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Fun fact: No black people live in Slovenia.

Or girls!

Slovenians reproduce by creating game software so enjoyable that girls want to meet the people who made it!

They are a doomed race. :'(

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm surprised that their office is so clean.  I figured since it was Slovenia, they'd be working out of some bombed out khrushchyovka.  Boy is my face red.

[chronovore]

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Zootfly team

The team's missing something... but what?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

I was thinking the same thing but, in all fairness, Rockstar San Diego employs no actual cowboys, and Rockstar North likely doesn't have actual American gang members on staff. In contrast, rumor has it that there were some bullies at Rockstar Vancouver.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Rockstar North DID hire actual gang members to record GTAV voices, your argument is invalid.

[Great Rumbler]

I, for one, think it's highly admirable that a bunch of Slovenia guys, who have never once seen a dark-skinned person in real life, woke up one morning and said "Hey, let's make a game about a cool black man."

[Joe Molotov]

I, for one, think it's highly admirable that a bunch of Slovenia guys, who have never once seen a dark-skinned person in real life, woke up one morning and said "Hey, let's make a game about a cool black man."

They probably hit up the New Release section of Slovenian Blockbuster for some ideas and saw "Black Belt Jones" had just been released on Betamax and were like "Aww hell yeah!"

[chronovore]

Rockstar North DID hire actual gang members to record GTAV voices, your argument is invalid.

No, my point would only be invalid if the Elbonians at ZootFly had not hired a black dude to voice Marlon Briggs. Unfortunately, this game is so under-the-radar that it doesn't have an IMDB entry, or even a dedicated wikipedia page, so I don't know if I'm invalidated or not.

[Joe Molotov]

Rockstar North DID hire actual gang members to record GTAV voices, your argument is invalid.

No, my point would only be invalid if the Elbonians at ZootFly had not hired a black dude to voice Marlon Briggs. Unfortunately, this game is so under-the-radar that it doesn't have an IMDB entry, or even a dedicated wikipedia page, so I don't know if I'm invalidated or not.

Hurry, someone beat it so we can check the credits and see if it looks like a CAC name or not.

[chronovore]

SCENEMAN IS ALREADY ON IT.

It's going to turn out to be something like "Cody Westinghouse," I just know it...

[Great Rumbler]

Arif S. Kinchen [aka Pierce Washington from Saints Row]

[Purple Filth]

Giantbomb is on the case

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

Zootfly's last game used actual Hollywood talent for voice overs, and likeness capture.



if its just like the show, the first 15% of it will be enjoyable with excruciating shittiness the rest of the way through.

[chronovore]

Zootfly's last game used actual Hollywood talent for voice overs, and likeness capture.

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if its just like the show, the first 15% of it will be enjoyable with excruciating shittiness the rest of the way through.

Sounds somewhat representative of the game development process.

[PigSpeakers]

Look at those keyboards. ps/2?

[Sho Nuff]

Is it sad that I would absolutely prefer a good CRT over the crappy Samsung flat panels I currently have to use?

[Rufus]

Nah. Less input lag, great colours, no ghosting... CRTs are great. Shame about the size and weight and everything else though.

That photo is from '06 according to the EXIF data.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.gamersgate.com/DD-MBATMOD/marlow-briggs-and-the-mask-of-death

50% off today ($7.50)

[Great Rumbler]

Not buying this game is a RACE CRIME.

[Positive Touch]

so is this game for real awesome or garshasp awesome

[Great Rumbler]

It's for real awesome.

[PigSpeakers]

I thought everyone was just joking, but this game is actually awesome. The voice acting isn't as awful as you'd expect and after forcing AA through the nvidia control panel it looks... well, it still looks like a vita or really nice tablet game.

[The Sceneman]

Yeah it's a really fun game for what it is.

I'm about 3/4 the way through it. Whats crazy is that NO ONE has got 400/400 yet. Me and some others at x360a are working on a collectibles guide, but some of them are darn hidden. If I get through the game without finding all of the collectibles, I might email the devs.

[benjipwns]

50% off again! 

http://www.gamersgate.com/DD-MBATMOD/marlow-briggs-and-the-mask-of-death

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Just wait and get it for $1-2 dollars in a steam sale.