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Himu

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Tex Mex blows
« on: November 17, 2013, 09:28:41 AM »
Went to Chuys last night and I have no clue how places like that are popular: stale rice, burrito is nothing but beans and a little meat in it. How terribly mediocre. Why are they popular? They're shit. I can get the appeal of McDonalds because at least they use more than two ingredients on their burgers.

It has been a while since I've had Cali Mex but I reckon it sucks balls as well. Then again, it does have more fresh ingredients than Tex Mex, which automatically makes it better.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2013, 10:04:47 AM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2013, 09:34:30 AM »
Says the person who thinks Olive Garden is the height of gourmet eating.

Eat at a real Tex Mex eatery next time.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2013, 09:38:03 AM by Great Rumbler »
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Himu

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2013, 09:35:00 AM »
I am not PD.
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2013, 09:35:42 AM »
Still, though, Chuys...come on.
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Himu

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2013, 09:38:47 AM »
Chuys is just an example, but Tex Mex is still shit.
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Himu

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2013, 09:59:36 AM »
I like how Rumbler says "eat at a real tex mex eatery sometme" like he's going to counsel a native texan on where to get "real" tex mex
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2013, 10:08:05 AM »
Tex Mex around here totally sucks. Real Mexican is pretty good though.

Himu

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2013, 10:15:16 AM »
I have no issue if a place isn't "real" Mexican. I've had my share of "real" Mexican. It isn't always a guarantee for quality. My main concern is taste. Let me get this out of the way, I'm not that picky when it comes to food. But I'd rather eat Taco Bell than many of the options parading as Tex Mex.
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2013, 10:17:58 AM »
why isn't it called texican?

Himu

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2013, 10:26:23 AM »
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2013, 10:43:25 AM »
Tex mex is 90% guaranteed crap. So easy to get it wrong and so hard to get it right.

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2013, 10:55:50 AM »
I ate some Tex Mex yesterday and it was pretty awesome.
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2013, 11:19:38 AM »
I think we can all agree mexican food is usually garbage. bean and rice slop with some fried cheese.
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Himu

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2013, 11:24:01 AM »
What you are describing is Tex Mex not Mexican. And this is why this Tejano montrosity sucks. Now they have people thinking Tex Mex is actual Mexican.
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2013, 12:06:58 PM »
I love chipotle
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2013, 12:41:18 PM »
Too much fucking cheese.

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2013, 01:12:37 PM »
why isn't it called texican?

This is a texican:



Texadelphia  :drool

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2013, 01:17:18 PM »
I think we can all agree mexican food is usually garbage. bean and rice slop with some fried cheese.

Nailed it

Plenty of Americanized and authentic Mexican food in Los Angeles and they're pretty much crap compared to other stuff I can easily find in the city

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2013, 01:25:02 PM »


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Himu

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2013, 01:27:25 PM »
That looks absolutely disgusting.
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2013, 01:28:23 PM »
Says you.
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Himu

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2013, 01:28:55 PM »
I don't think anyone else said it - at least yet anyways -  so yes, I did.
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2013, 01:30:35 PM »
Sorry, Rumbler, you couldn't pay me enough to eat that

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2013, 01:44:51 PM »
I love taco bell.
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2013, 02:15:39 PM »
Sorry, Rumbler, you couldn't pay me enough to eat that

Good, that'll leave more for me.
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2013, 02:59:06 PM »
what is the difference between tex mex and mexican

is tex mex those places where all they have is variations of tortillas with beans meat and cheese in them?
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« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2013, 03:15:30 PM »
That chart is pretty wrong. Real Mexican also uses sour cream and has big burritos. And real Mexican uses flour tortillas too. Refried beans with lard is also a Mexican thing.

the easiest way to tell if you're eating Tex mex is to order a beef taco and see if it has ground beef. If it does, its Tex mex.

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2013, 03:24:54 PM »
tongue tacos  :mouf

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2013, 03:37:08 PM »
I've eaten real Mexican food before at packing plant towns.  It's a lot better than anything they serve at Taco Bell.  Also I get a shitload of food there for cheap.
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« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2013, 04:15:54 PM »
Spicy food.  :yuck

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« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2013, 04:28:11 PM »
You can be my spicy dish, Esch.  :heart

Himu

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« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2013, 05:37:57 PM »
what is the difference between tex mex and mexican

is tex mex those places where all they have is variations of tortillas with beans meat and cheese in them?
http://blog.zagat.com/2013/05/ask-austin-zagat-blog-whats-difference.html

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Whoever made this has never had Mexican
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2013, 05:59:32 PM »
I think we can all agree mexican food is usually garbage. bean and rice slop with some fried cheese.
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« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2013, 06:13:28 PM »
Again, it is talking about the difference between Northern and "interior" Mexican food.
isn't angelenos the name for people of Los Angeles?

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« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2013, 06:27:52 PM »
Obviously!
so I'm not sure where you're getting anything about nortenos from.

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« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2013, 06:54:54 PM »
Mos def brochacho. Mos def.

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« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2013, 08:05:42 PM »
Uhh. No? Its showing more Cali mex vs Mexican proper. Even nortenos wouldn't be caught dead eating a hard shell taco or using yellow cheese.

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2013, 10:12:53 PM »
HAY GUYZ DO YOU LIKE TO EAT AT MOES
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« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2013, 10:55:47 PM »
soft shell tacos suck

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2013, 11:10:04 PM »
Texmex, authentic mexican, fresh mex, Taco Bell - I don't care as long as I can get Chevy's style salsa.

Extra cilantro just to rub it in all y'all's cilantro hating faces.
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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2013, 11:24:12 PM »
That looks absolutely disgusting.

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Himu

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #41 on: November 18, 2013, 12:19:02 AM »
I don't mind cilantro in salsa, hun. :)
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« Reply #42 on: November 18, 2013, 10:16:43 AM »
I love having things rubbed in my face :drool

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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #43 on: November 18, 2013, 10:23:07 AM »
I've only had Chuy's once in my life while visiting Orlando. Seemed okay to me. At least they tried new recipes instead of dishing out the same 10 things.

It wasn't as good as most of the local restaurants I went to in San Diego, but it was better than the hole in the wall mexican places I have in Ohio.

 


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Re: Tex Mex blows
« Reply #44 on: November 18, 2013, 10:44:06 AM »
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