We actually put the XBL chat through the speakers so he and my other friend can hear it, and my goal is to get people so worked up. It's hysterical. I'll only pick on you if you're being distinguished mentally-challenged. Our first match, the guy running it was some imbred redneck jerk and in the lobby, I would make fun of him and then mute real quick. He couldn't figure out who it was and demanded that the person step forward, so some innocent bystander claimed he was me so that he'd start the match. Then he launched into some crazed verbal tirade about how he's not a redneck and rich and fucks his sister and wears a straw hat.
The second match was better. I hate it when people call other people "gay" or something "gay". Like, "That was totally gay." So I totally egged this guy, calling him out as a homosexual that gets off on big erections and I continued in a very graphic, homoerotic manner. He lost it. He started yelling, and his voice was cracking and was like, "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU YOU HERE ME taco I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" He went insane.
XBL is hilarious.