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midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« on: January 05, 2014, 11:39:59 AM »

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2014, 11:41:22 AM »
i know im gonna be off work tomorrow and have adjusted my lounging schedule accordingly
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2014, 11:59:40 AM »
This is crazy. And it's supposed to continue until at least 7pm. We're looking at nearly 12 inches of snow, and a record breaking low temp tomorrow. Speaking as someone unfamiliar with season, how common are these conditions?
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2014, 12:08:41 PM »
most winters used to get like this back when i was younger. walking to high school every day in conditions like this :piss2
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2014, 12:21:04 PM »
I haven't seen this much snow in STL since 8th or 9th grade. Probably like 2004\2005

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2014, 12:23:54 PM »
Anyone need me to warm them up?

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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2014, 12:47:53 PM »
Supposed to be a record low tonight.  It's barely above zero now.  My solution is to stay inside and play video games all day.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2014, 01:28:13 PM »
We've gotten 13" twice since I've been at my house, in 4ish years. Both times, everywhere else in metro STL got 3-4". I never remember getting even 5-6" living at home, but now I can't remember the last time it snowed and we didn't get anywhere from 5-8" out here. Even last week we got almost 6" and my parents got a dusting. Despite the large number of churches and Republicans, God hates St Charles County more than Jefferson.

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2014, 01:39:53 PM »
We've gotten 13" twice since I've been at my house, in 4ish years. Both times, everywhere else in metro STL got 3-4". I never remember getting even 5-6" living at home, but now I can't remember the last time we didn't get anywhere from 5-8" out here. Even last week we got almost 6" and my parents got a dusting. Despite the large number of churches and Republicans, God hates St Charles County more than Jefferson.

I didn't know that there was this kind of regional variation for penis size. 

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2014, 01:55:00 PM »
It is just so surprising, because I married a white boy.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2014, 02:16:15 PM »
It is snowing hurr as well. Big, chunky flakes.

I like to walk outside when there is no vehicles out - gives the area a serene quiet.
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2014, 02:26:05 PM »
It's okay. God hates North County the most.

oh ok, thats how it is? well game on motherfucker

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2014, 02:30:49 PM »
It is snowing hurr as well. Big, chunky flakes.

I like to walk outside when there is no vehicles out - gives the area a serene quiet.

I'm planning on putting on lotta layers and walk outside as soon as it stops snowing. Right now visibility has gone down to less than half a mile.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2014, 02:32:37 PM »
We've gotten 13" twice since I've been at my house, in 4ish years. Both times, everywhere else in metro STL got 3-4". I never remember getting even 5-6" living at home, but now I can't remember the last time it snowed and we didn't get anywhere from 5-8" out here. Even last week we got almost 6" and my parents got a dusting. Despite the large number of churches and Republicans, God hates St Charles County more than Jefferson.

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Typical woman, complaining about 13"

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2014, 03:56:32 PM »
It's so dangerous to be a wet blanket in these freezing conditions. :comeon
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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2014, 04:12:17 PM »
I got hammered with about 10 inches last night outside my house.


Oh and it snowed a little too.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2014, 05:09:29 PM »
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2014, 05:18:21 PM »
Clearly this place is desperate for fresh material.
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« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2014, 05:54:44 PM »
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2014, 06:03:41 PM »
Theres gonna be a lot of babies made tonight
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2014, 06:33:05 PM »
really wish I lived near a mountain, should have moved out to Colorado instead of going to college :-\

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2014, 06:44:46 PM »
Shoveled twice today. I prefer waiting until like 1AM to shovel but it was pouring down too much.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2014, 06:46:52 PM »
why? just wait till it's all done then shovel ???

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« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2014, 07:01:38 PM »
I had to shovel my car out to head to the grocery store, and a few hours later I noticed there were about 5 inches piled with more pouring down. Usually I do wait until it stops snowing but yea...wasn't going to work today.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2014, 07:08:37 PM »
I'd rather shovel a few inches twice than a foot of snow once. It takes 20 min tops to shovel my flat driveway... until its half a foot, then bam 2 hours. Shit is heavy as fuck.
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« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2014, 07:15:18 PM »
Wait, Mr. Len doesn't shovel?
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2014, 08:47:26 PM »
yeah, just get a man to bust that out for you, pretty sure that would only add 10 mins to everything, but then again i shovel in #beastmode like a crazy person...

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« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2014, 11:26:25 PM »
Usually I want to but he did it all this time cause I feel like crap. He typically has to talk me into splitting it. Gotta GTFO of the house. You all forget I have a toddler and 3 dogs (and a husband) inside the house. I can't even pee in solitude. But nobody will come bug me out there.  :aah
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« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2014, 11:39:42 PM »
Imagining you peeing thinking nobody is watching :aah
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2014, 12:12:58 AM »
peeing on the pile of snow you just shoveled off the drive  :aah
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2014, 01:46:56 AM »
I've been doing nothing but eating carbs and playing vidja today. I feel disgusting.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2014, 01:51:24 AM »
That's the life, man. Enjoy it while you can.  :aah

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2014, 01:57:18 AM »
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Past 24 Hours Snow:
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... WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1 AM EST MONDAY... ... WIND CHILL WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 7 AM MONDAY TO 7 PM EST TUESDAY...

HAZARDOUS WEATHER...

* THE SNOW IS IN THE PROCESS OF TAPERING OFF THIS EVENING. AN ADDITIONAL 1 TO 2 INCHES WILL BE POSSIBLE BY 1 AM.

* NORTHERLY WIND GUSTS OF 25 TO 35 MPH TONIGHT WILL BECOME WESTERLY ON MONDAY AND WILL CREATE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW.

* EXTREME WIND CHILLS WILL DROP TO BETWEEN 25 AND 40 BELOW ZERO ON MONDAY AND CONTINUE INTO TUESDAY.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2014, 09:48:30 AM »
Not a bit of snow, but 14F outside right now. :goty
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2014, 10:08:47 AM »
We got about 8 inches last thur-fri. Went sled riding Saturday. The wind was super cold.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2014, 10:39:10 AM »
A solid high of 7º here in Nashville

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2014, 10:59:39 AM »
Was -11 in CT last Friday night, 55 in Boston right now.

NE weather, wut r u doin

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2014, 11:45:07 AM »
It's -5F and wind chill is -27F... Even our snow dogs hate their lives right now.
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« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2014, 11:59:31 AM »
And now it's supposed to be 17 tomorrow... fantastic.

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2014, 01:52:37 PM »
WHY THE FUUUUCK IS IT SO COLD

FUCK YOU CANADA WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU TO DESERVE THIS


WERE SORRY FOR LADY GAGA JUST CALL OFF THE COLD AIR
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2014, 02:41:38 PM »
They already cancelled school tomorrow because of the cold expected in the morning. Possible -30 wind chill. Fuck you!  :yuck :(
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2014, 02:51:35 PM »
We're lagging behind y'all, it's a balmy 23 degrees here in the mountains of western NC. Supposed to hit 1 tonight though.

Also, no snow for us. Booooooo.
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« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2014, 02:56:04 PM »
It was 30 here this morning. A little snow would be nice.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2014, 03:13:54 PM »
Portland is boring and mild, as usual  :shaq2

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2014, 07:44:24 PM »
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« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2014, 08:18:42 PM »
It's 15 degrees here in "hotlanta" right now.  The low tomorrow is is showing as 9, but the windchill factor is supposed to make it feel like it's below 0.  Fortunately I get a ride to the train station every morning and got a ride back from it today and will tomorrow, but it still really, really sucks taking the dog out right now. 
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2014, 08:38:09 PM »
58 degrees here  :aah
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« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2014, 09:00:40 PM »
From 57 degrees to 15... as long as it doesn't snow I don't mind the cold...
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #48 on: January 07, 2014, 07:13:31 AM »
currently 5 degrees.  wind chill makes it feel like -17.  well damn.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #49 on: January 07, 2014, 09:47:17 AM »
-5 when I got out to my car to leave for work. :fbm
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2014, 09:50:42 AM »
-5 when I got out to my car to leave for work. :fbm

Same here :fbm
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2014, 11:42:13 AM »
still off work, still unshowered  :aah
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« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2014, 12:04:14 PM »
still off work, still unshowered  :aah

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2014, 12:19:28 PM »
We got some light rain today :shaq2

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« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2014, 12:21:06 PM »
I fought death driving to the city last night to hang out with someone. It was worth it. :mynicca

I also walked like a lone explorer to my gym this morning. Worth it. :mynicca

I'm conquering this snow, I'm telling you guys.
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« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2014, 12:36:58 PM »
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2014, 12:39:20 PM »
Apparently it's in the mid 40s now. I might have to turn my heat on this year after all.
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2014, 12:45:27 PM »

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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2014, 12:53:14 PM »
58 degrees here  :aah

I'd rather be cold in Michigan than warm in Oakland
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Re: midsouth snowmageddonpocalypse
« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2014, 01:09:23 PM »
no one wants me to keep them warm :(