From what I've seen, the dining is included on these cruises. Neither of us really drink, either, so that wouldn't be a problem. I've not had more than a glass of bourbon in the past 8 months, and I think she's had even less than that.
After you smang it up to the sound of ocean waves (ultimately disappointing her with your bedroom feats), you can relieve yourself by vomiting and diarrhea.
So, I get sex and I come back skinnier than when I left? What am I missing that makes this bad?
Do an all inclusive resort instead. You'll end up saving money when you consider all the drinks and extras on the cruise you have to pay for. Plus better food and booze.
What kind of resorts would you recommend?
Thing is, I've not done much real vacationing. I usually don't do more than a couple days getaway, the last time I spent time at a beach was with a couple of friends, my kids, and their kids, so I didn't do much relaxing.
I'm really terrible at planning vacations, and even worse with a honeymoon.