Author Topic: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month (Read 3580 times)

nudemacusers · « **on:** February 12, 2014, 10:13:16 PM »

Certainly not to take away from other celebrations of course, but in a post-racial society I don't see the harm.

Now post some white women, or women that are 1/2 to 1/16 white if you are exodust. One drop.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:17:24 PM »

Hellmann's or bust.

brob · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:19:22 PM »

Is this where we share vegan mayonnaise recipe tips?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:21:43 PM »

Oh man I adore a good homemade mayo.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:26:01 PM »

Hellman's or go home.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:39:57 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 12, 2014, 10:14:04 PM

well, you guys did make ketchup

hey whoa I'm not white

benjipwns · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:48:10 PM »

This kind of thread is needed more often really. At least somebody finally has manned up and taken a stand in the schoolhouse door.

To use a completely unrelated and innocent phrase.

StealthFan · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:48:57 PM »

There's always a reason to celebrate being white

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:50:44 PM »

The best part of being white is when you wake up each day and remember you are white and not non-white.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:51:33 PM »

Just another day not being in jail in the man's system... this the good life

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:53:52 PM »

How come there's no Asian History Month?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:55:29 PM »

Because you don't need a month to explain how a railroad gets built.

StealthFan · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:55:55 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 12, 2014, 10:53:52 PM

How come there's no Asian History Month?

All these stupid History or Awareness months are an American thing, and here in America ching-chongs have no culture. Might as well be righ--er I mean white.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2014, 10:59:28 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 12, 2014, 10:47:05 PM

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I just 1up'd all you slack jawed fruitcakes. Trader Joe's, organic, mayonnaise.

Looks like baby shit. I like my mayo like my women; white, cheap, and stuffed in a plastic container.

StealthFan · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2014, 11:15:21 PM »

That whole indians are asians ish

We off that. Shit makes no sense.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2014, 11:15:33 PM »

These mayo posts are making me nauseous.

Such a vile creation of mankind.

Diunx · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2014, 12:16:04 AM »

I have never been arrested.

Oblivion · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2014, 12:24:07 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 12, 2014, 10:39:57 PM

Quote from: Esch on February 12, 2014, 10:14:04 PM
well, you guys did make ketchup
hey whoa I'm not white

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2014, 01:08:17 AM »

Let's have a celebratory white person dance!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2014, 01:15:30 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2014, 01:29:21 AM »

finally a white woman

too bad she's a mudshark* amirite brehs

*learned this one on neogaf!

Trent Dole · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2014, 01:33:41 AM »

Mariah's half black.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2014, 01:44:11 AM »

Your Stalker · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2014, 03:42:44 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2014, 09:53:33 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2014, 11:14:07 AM »

Quote from: Esch on February 13, 2014, 08:52:52 AM

cac excellence

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our best gay white president after lincoln

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2014, 12:42:45 PM »

Woke up today; still white. O yaaaa. And the good kind of white too, no drop of Irish in me.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2014, 01:44:12 PM »

how come no one liked my post

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2014, 02:20:21 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 13, 2014, 12:42:45 PM

Woke up today; still white. O yaaaa. And the good kind of white too, no drop of Irish in me.

nachobro · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2014, 02:39:34 PM »

Mayo

White people are the worst. Glad I'm not one of them

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2014, 03:04:19 PM »

king of the internet · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2014, 03:25:09 PM »

I feel misrepresented by the mayo cac love stereotype. That shit is gross, give me a decent mustard instead.

Spicy Dijon.

doctavius bonbon · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2014, 03:36:40 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on February 13, 2014, 03:25:09 PM

I feel misrepresented by the mayo cac love stereotype. That shit is gross, give me a decent mustard instead. Spicy Dijon.

dap

shit, I'll take mustard gas over mayo.

Edit: also I feel there is a very real possibility of this thread eclipsing the black history month thread. Thanks white people.

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2014, 07:52:29 PM »

Real mayo is incredible. I think some people are thinking of miracle whip and getting confused

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2014, 09:22:53 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on February 13, 2014, 09:04:28 PM

Sure thing, white people. Guess Polka Dancing and Dave Matthews Band are underrated too.

You know what's not underrated tho? Going through a TSA checkpoint without getting pulled for "random" screening, awwwww yeeeeeah

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2014, 10:16:10 PM »

I dunno, I know several black dutch dudes that love mayo. Even put it on their fries.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2014, 10:42:44 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 13, 2014, 10:16:10 PM

I dunno, I know several black dutch dudes that love mayo. Even put it on their fries.

Are they from outside the US? Every other country loves them some mayo with their fries it seems.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2014, 11:57:58 PM »

Black folk hating mayo is all the proof you need that black Americans like crap food.

Rufus · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:11:54 AM »

Fries with mayo are pretty standard in Europe. Some people like botch ketchup and mayo on theirs. Is American mayo crap, or just under-appreciated?

StealthFan · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:21:22 AM »

I like mayo. In moderation though, unless it is a mediocre ass bologna sandwich and you need to drown out the taste of subpar meat and cheese.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:31:36 AM »

Quote from: Esch on February 14, 2014, 01:23:29 AM

Quote from: Rufus on February 14, 2014, 01:11:54 AM
Fries with mayo are pretty standard in Europe. Some people like botch ketchup and mayo on theirs. Is American mayo crap, or just under-appreciated?

Its like everything else in America. You can find the finest here if you want, but there's a lot of mediocrity. We're all about range and options here, in a lot of ways.

But of course mayo takes a backseat here. We excel at real condiments, like barbecue sauce.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:33:11 AM »

plain mayo might be unexciting to some, but add some relish, horseradish, cayenne pepper and lime and

Himu · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:51:31 AM »

What does euro mayo taste like? And I'm not big on BBQ. I mean, it is good. But more often than not it comes out charred or dry and then people slather a bunch of BBQ sauce on it that usually tastes the same. I prefer baked food over BBQ any day. In Texas we fire up grills any time of the year and I'm rarely impressed. I'd rather eat ethnic food like Mexican at a taqueria or pho at a Vietnamese joint. The real great thing about America is the sheer variety of venues due to the amount of immigrants, not BBQ.

Yeti · « **Reply #43 on:** February 14, 2014, 01:53:41 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:03:54 AM »

My parents get BBQ like at least twice a month. At this point I can't stand BBQ.

I'd like to try different styles tho.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #45 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:27:49 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 14, 2014, 04:21:53 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on February 14, 2014, 01:51:31 AM
What does euro mayo taste like? And I'm not big on BBQ. I mean, it is good. But more often than not it comes out charred or dry and then people slather a bunch of BBQ sauce on it that usually tastes the same. I prefer baked food over BBQ any day. In Texas we fire up grills any time of the year and I'm rarely impressed. I'd rather eat ethnic food like Mexican at a taqueria or pho at a Vietnamese joint. The real great thing about America is the sheer variety of venues due to the amount of immigrants, not BBQ.

Dunno about Euro Mayo but what separates Japanese mayo from the American stuff is that it actually has some flavor to it instead of just being a creamy glop of fat.

That's because Japanese people aren't pussies about msg

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Author Topic: Lets celebrate whiteness for no real particular reason this month (Read 3580 times)