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The USA

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What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« on: May 03, 2014, 05:50:45 PM »
 Two important caveats:

1. Without losing weight.
2. Without plastic surgery.
3. Without exercise.

I'm diametrically opposed to both of those.

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2014, 05:53:05 PM »
...cocaine?
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2014, 05:55:43 PM »
Curvy mirror or a sports car

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2014, 05:57:20 PM »
self murder?

The USA

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2014, 06:01:18 PM »
I'd pay all of you guys to hang around with me and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2014, 06:10:12 PM »
I'd pay all of you guys to hang around with me and tell me I'm beautiful.

I'm 260/hh + tip and don't kiss on the penis

Atramental

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2014, 06:14:40 PM »
Is this some sort of Zen Buddhist koan?

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2014, 06:16:56 PM »
OP seems confused about the amount of caveats. Did someone make this account just to make fun of The USA's educational system? Seems high-effort for such low hanging fruit.

Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2014, 06:17:18 PM »
use a knife to cut off the extra fat
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2014, 06:18:00 PM »
while i completely support your avatar in all its patriotic glory, gonna need some pics of the double chin
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2014, 06:18:24 PM »
I'd pay all of you guys to hang around with me and tell me I'm beautiful.

Post a pic and i'll tell you whatever you want
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2014, 06:23:19 PM »
:comeon
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2014, 06:37:01 PM »
eat more and get a third chin.

next.

The USA

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2014, 06:55:14 PM »
I'd pay all of you guys to hang around with me and tell me I'm beautiful.

Post a pic and i'll tell you whatever you want

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2014, 07:14:54 PM »
 :goty
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2014, 07:17:55 PM »
The popular way to give yourself a jaw line and hide turkey neck is a full on beard.

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2014, 07:28:10 PM »
leper this taco
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Himu

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2014, 07:36:09 PM »
Get four chins. Imagine having your own food tray that's a part of your body so it can also act as a bib?
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2014, 07:44:49 PM »
FDH = friss die Hälfte = gobble down half the usual amount

The USA

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2014, 07:46:10 PM »
So you're Bulbo Urethral Baggins?
I've arrived to the superior website. Thank you Demi.
One day without someone telling me that I'm worse than Hitler on a bad hair day would be nice.


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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2014, 08:46:43 PM »
I dont know who "Bulbo" is, unfortunately. But as long as you're not a dickhead, you will have no problem here. We are very fat accepting.

Well, I am.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2014, 08:48:59 PM »
I dont know who "Bulbo" is, unfortunately. But as long as you're not a dickhead, you will have no problem here. We are very fat accepting.

Well, I am.

It's cool, demi. I got you.

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2014, 08:55:05 PM »
Being too lazy to eat is always a good solution. Some days I'd rather just go to bed early then make dinner
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2014, 09:09:11 PM »
I don't think double chin fucking is a fetish yet. Let's make some money.


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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2014, 09:21:41 PM »
Wear a turtle neck.

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2014, 09:23:47 PM »
Wear a turtle neck.

No, that'll just give a "neck muffintop."

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2014, 09:37:54 PM »
False equivocation

Hitler never had a bad hair day
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The USA

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2014, 09:59:37 PM »
I dont know who "Bulbo" is, unfortunately. But as long as you're not a dickhead, you will have no problem here. We are very fat accepting.

Well, I am.
I'm your bitch Demi.

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2014, 10:15:25 PM »
That's good, I'll add you to the pile of my other darlings.
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The USA

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2014, 10:32:05 PM »
That's good, I'll add you to the pile of my other darlings.
You're a legend, Demi. I'm here for you.
Use me.

Atramental

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2014, 10:39:38 PM »


edit: We need to find some more left of center fatties for Demi in order to counter balance Bulbo's presence.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2014, 10:50:15 PM by Atramental »

The USA

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2014, 12:03:29 AM »
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edit: We need to find some more left of center fatties for Demi in order to counter balance Bulbo's presence.
I had no idea people feared the double chin like they do here.
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2014, 02:07:43 AM »
It's been three years since I was able to look down and see my dick.
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2014, 02:21:43 AM »
We need to find some more left of center fatties for Demi in order to counter balance Bulbo's presence.
What about Matt Yglesias, does he sound like the type we're looking for?
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The Slate D.C. office very much has a "sad desk salad" office culture, which I don't approve of, so I was excited when a colleague proposed today that a bunch of us should all eat lunch together outside in Dupont Circle. It's a great idea. Sharing a meal with others is fun. And you get good ideas through casual conversation. For example, I mentioned that I thought the one flaw in this plan was the outside element of it. Why eat outside when the excellent option of inside is also available?

The obvious flaw with eating outside is that the weather is often unpleasant. That's why people aren't suggesting that we eat outside all the time. Only on special "it's such a nice day!" kind of days do people want to go outside. But what's a nice day? Well, it's a day when the temperature outside approximates the results of indoor climate control technology.

Another big problem with eating outside is it's often difficult to find tables and chairs, so you end up (as we did today) sitting in the dirt. Outside proponents like to refer to this dirt as "grass" but if you look at it you'll see that the blades of grass are mostly just resting atop dirt. If you sit on the "grass" for a while and then stand up, the parts of your body that were in contact will the grass will be covered in "dirt."

What about the sunshine? Yes, obviously eating lunch in a windowless room is sub-optimal.

The breeze? The fresh air? Open a window! In fact, it's even possible to combine open winds and climate control technology to fine-tune the ambient temperature while allowing a room to fill with breeze and fresh air. I don't recommend doing this constantly since it's bad from an energy-efficiency standpoint. But as an every once in a while treat? Why not. It's not like you're eating lunch in the park every day of the year either.

Inside has other crucial advantages. If someone wants to excuse themselves briefly to use the restroom, they can do so easily. Obviously in principle it's possible to relieve oneself outdoors as well, but this is generally frowned upon in urban green spaces. There are also electrical outlets where you can charge your phone. If the breeze coming through the window gets to be unpleasant, you can close the window.

But here's the real thing. People are going to read this as a kind of #Slatepitch but as I live my life I see that despite all the talk about how great it is to be outside, people don't really put their money where their mouth is.

EDIT: Just remembered he's a big Chipotle-stan, nevermind, instant black ball.

EDIT 2: http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/02/chipotle_is_apple_how_the_burrito_chain_is_revolutionizing_fast_food_.html  :-X :yuck :-X
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Atramental

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2014, 02:40:40 AM »
Sacrifices must be made, Benji. :goty2

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2014, 02:50:37 AM »

EDIT: Just remembered he's a big Chipotle-stan, nevermind, instant black ball.

EDIT 2: http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/02/chipotle_is_apple_how_the_burrito_chain_is_revolutionizing_fast_food_.html  :-X :yuck :-X

Is there any way for me to retroactively not have ever frequented his blog in the mid-00s?
QED

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2014, 04:26:10 AM »
:mouf
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #37 on: May 04, 2014, 09:40:33 AM »
my eggman PKE meter is getting set off by this guy. i advise you all to proceed with caution.

nudemacusers

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #38 on: May 04, 2014, 10:14:03 AM »
eggman would have threatened to suck someone's cock by now
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The USA

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #39 on: May 04, 2014, 11:18:12 AM »
Good to have you here, Bulbo. I've always been a fan of your work on GAF.
Thanks man."work" is a good word for it. It got boring and tired.


The USA

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #40 on: May 04, 2014, 01:04:27 PM »
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Cute.

I just realized why I probably have a double chin. I'm in pretty good shape actually, but I realized I find myself looking down a lot.
So today when I masturbated on the toilet, I didn't even look down the entire time. I just stared at the ceiling. I'm going to do that from now on.

nudemacusers

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #41 on: May 04, 2014, 01:44:28 PM »
you have to consider that looking up might stretch your neck skin resulting a droopy appearance when looking forward, thus double chin.
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The USA

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #42 on: May 04, 2014, 01:52:25 PM »
you have to consider that looking up might stretch your neck skin resulting a droopy appearance when looking forward, thus double chin.
Damn.  I thought I was onto something. Back to square one.

Atramental

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #43 on: May 04, 2014, 02:22:58 PM »
Have you considered autoerotic asphyxiation?

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #44 on: May 04, 2014, 03:34:22 PM »
Aren't spot exercises bullshit? If you could somehow tighten skin without removing a portion of it no woman would ever again suffer a wrinkled post-pregnancy belly.

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #45 on: May 04, 2014, 04:37:42 PM »
Yeah, which brings up- can't he just shoot his neck/chin area up with a shit ton of botox or whatever?
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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2014, 04:41:16 PM »


SCIENCE

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2014, 07:44:24 PM »
That reminds me of a woman I saw on the train to Uni a couple times. She looked like she had no lower jaw at all. Always wore a scarf. :-\

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Re: What's the best way to lose a double chin?
« Reply #48 on: May 06, 2014, 01:59:56 PM »
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Skip to 1:50 cause the link wont' for whatever reason.
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