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Omg I can't believe how salty US comments are about Holland winning and Robben being fouled :lol :lol :lol


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based on history CONCACAF is shit. Meanwhile UEFA hasnt missed a final since 1950. That my friend is domination.

Setting aside the fact that 50 years ago from this World Cup or the previous one nets not another World Cup from which to start from (I chose 1962 for the sake of simplicity), 30% of these appearances are by just one country (Federal Republic of Germany) and another 38% of these appearances are by just 2 other teams (Italy and Nevergonnawinlands). Given such healthy spread in this UEFA domination, I can see why they need to have 13 fucking bids to the World Cup.

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To be fair, the expansion of Euro 2016 to 24 teams shows that UEFA was also underrepresented in its own tournament.

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Aren't there more countries in Europe then in the Americas?

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If we're counting member associations as countries, UEFA has very slightly more than CONCACAF/CONMEBOL, but very slightly fewer than CAF.

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And there are 13 European and 9 Americas contenders, seems fair no?
« Last Edit: June 30, 2014, 05:56:02 AM by Premium Lager »

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By the logic of the sheer number of countries?  In that case Africa would have the most.  Which, you know.

I don't think anyone's saying it's wildly skewed in UEFA's favor.  We're just having some fun with SantaC's argument that some European countries were robbed of their rightful place in the tournament by FIFA shortchanging UEFA on WC bids.  Which was really just a "please understand" for Sweden not making it, anyways.

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Oh ok :)

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I'm not really a soccer fan, so the question might be a bit naive, but why are penalty kicks so close? It seems like a rule that was instituted 70 years ago when players weren't so strong and accurate (similar to the extra point rule in American Football).

I would guess to an 80% success for a professional to make that shot. You would think they'd move the line back a bit to make it more like a 50/50 proposition. Especially in penalty kicks rounds, when so much is on the line.

It seems odd to watch a competition where you are waiting to see who will fail, rather than who will succeed.


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It seems real close but those 11 meters can look very far when standing there.

Its not that easy. Plus the goal is not empty :)

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Damn I stopped watching to get some work done at around 70', guess France must have done some work at the end

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It's a lot more difficult than you think, speaking from experience. It's very fair in that it's a 50/50 chance of scoring or not.

According to this research I dug up, it's closer to 80% success.

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This paper is an essential starting place for an analysis for the impact of penalty shoot-outs in competitive international football as it reports some empirical findings on events in penalty shoot-outs in the World Cup (WC), European Championships (EC) and the Copa America (CA). The results are fascinating; here is a glimpse. The percentage success rate in the World Cup is 71.2% compared to 82.7% (CA) and 84.6% (EC), possibly reflecting the greater importance and consequent pressure of the world stage. The success rate of each penalty kick changes throughout the competition:

First kick 86.6%
Second kick 81.7%
Third kick 79.3%
Fourth kick 72.5%
Fifth kick 80%
‘Sudden death’ kicks 64.3%

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« Last Edit: June 30, 2014, 02:50:39 PM by TalesofWin »

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Aren't there more countries in Europe then in the Americas?

While the Caribbean is full of countries whose existence as anything other than financial conduits for shady espionage and tax evasion is fiction, are we really going to pretend countries like Andorra, whose co-princes are the president of France and a Catholic bishop, or Northern Ireland are real countries? I love San Marino, but it's only a country because Giuseppe Garibaldi is a trubro who honored his word after he was granted refuge there.
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It's a lot more difficult than you think, speaking from experience. It's very fair in that it's a 50/50 chance of scoring or not.

i dont think its 50/50 - the idea is that a penalty is usually given in a goal scoring chance and , as per post above, you'd see northward of 80% conversion in an open game. In a penalty shoot out there is extra pressure so i think that would take the conversion percentage down.

That said - when you do step up to take a penalty as a non-pro player that distance suddenly seems a whole lot longer and the goals smaller. Even then - through playing 11 a side and futsal (where you are even closer but with much smaller goals) since i was a kid i have missed exactly one penalty

Of course, being English, this was in a final of a tournament ... In a shoot out...  That we lost :/
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Had a busy weekend. Haven't watched any of the knock out games. Tried to avoid thread to not be spoiled. I've been spoiled for only the Mexico game. What are the best games so far in the knockout round? Watching all of them tonight.
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UEFA wins again!

Africa and Asia already out. Time to take their slots.

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That game was amazing!

This World Cup > 2010 easily.

TalesOfLoss is adorable with his weak trolling, I almost feel sorry for him. After being shat on for his supposedly revoked nintardism he thinks he has some sort of advantage now. Someone give him a cookie.

what game was amazing? two pretty bad games today. greece vs costa rica was shit yesterday. What is better with this world cup? USA advancing I guess?

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Even if Belgium beats the US, they'll be cheering in every language but Swedish.

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So was Germany so bad or Algeria so good? Probably a bit of both... I guess Neuer is the first false 1 of the world
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I think Belgium has this, sorry guys

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I just think Belgium has the quality AND experience to beat the US.

Belgian players have more experience due to where they play, also physically they might edge out because of this.

This has proven a key factor in all Knock out games so far, where the smaller nation usually peters out at the end of the game and the experience and physical training of the big team come through.

Mexico, Algeria, Nigeria, all played well but in the end they couldn't hold out anymore.

I heard the US has a physically well prepared team so I'm curious if they can stand the full 90 min. Klinsmann is experienced enough to let them pace themselves.
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Oh US def has a shot, don't get me wrong I'm not selling them short.  I'd say 40% chance.

But at this stage of the tournament there are other factors at work too and I feel Belgium would be the more cynical team as well.

You got guys like Lukaku and Vertonghen and more that know how it is to fight to the end and can make the difference at any stage, I just don't know if the US has that mentality and experience on their side.

One thing I don't like going in is that -- barring an Argentinian loss -- the group winners will be 7 for 7 going into the US game.

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The world cup is already a success for the US now surviving the group.

Belgium doesn't feel like that, if they lose today this whole cup will be considered a failure.

Maybe this will be a deciding factor, either they will rise to the occasion or they will buckle under the pressure (like I predicted earlier). US can play free of any kind of pressure, Belgium can't.

I'd really like to see a Belgium - Holland semi, but maybe I'm dreaming too far ahead cause Costa Rica will be tough.

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I hope the one thing we can agree on is that the world cup needs a new winner, Holland, Belgium, Usa, Costa Rica.

All would have my stamp of approval.

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I have this uneasy feeling of impending doom. US will lose 1-0 or 3-0.

If Altidore were 100%, which would allow everyone to move back in their natural positions, I would be more optimistic.


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I just think Belgium has the quality AND experience to beat the US.

Belgian players have more experience due to where they play, also physically they might edge out because of this.

This has proven a key factor in all Knock out games so far, where the smaller nation usually peters out at the end of the game and the experience and physical training of the big team come through.

Mexico, Algeria, Nigeria, all played well but in the end they couldn't hold out anymore.

I heard the US has a physically well prepared team so I'm curious if they can stand the full 90 min. Klinsmann is experienced enough to let them pace themselves.

This makes no sense considering USA played far more tough teams than Belgium - and won, or at least barely let them score - already. Are you saying Belgium > Germany?
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Himu, I don't think you get what I'm saying.

US - Germany was a non game since Germany was through. US still lost though.

Belgium has a different caliber of players with way more experience then the US.

This game is all or nothing.

US has a chance, but they are the underdog, this could work in their advantage but a betting man would put money on Belgium.

Check out the odds on betting sites to see what the invisible hand of the market thinks on this.
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Germany had no impetus to play full-out out. There is quite a large margin of difference between the urgency of the two games.

Even though the US came out of the bracket of death, they were a bit fortunate to play an erratic Ghana team, a banged-up Portugal and a conservative German team. It's not to take away from what they accomplished, but it's not enough to consider them an elite squad.




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Himu, I don't think you get what I'm saying.

US - Germany was a non game since Germany was through. US still lost though.

Belgium has a different caliber of players with way more experience then the US.

This game is all or nothing.

US has a chance, but they are the underdog, this could work in their advantage but a betting man would put money on Belgium.

Check out the odds on betting sites to see what the invisible hand of the market thinks on this.

We still beat Ghana, who gave Germany a run for their money. Anything can happen. Believe. I haven't been impressed by Belgium at all so I'm not sure where all this concern is coming from.
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Instead of watching the game in the time-honored way of American sports fans—by thrusting a giant foam finger in the air, say, or devouring a large plate of Buffalo wings—your soccer fanatics have taken to aping the behavior of our fans from across the pond.
The scarves thing is an obvious example, but it's far from the only one. There's the self-conscious use of terms like "pitch," "match" and "kit," the songs lifted directly from English soccer stadiums, and even the appropriation of terrace couture.

Holy shit this guy is a total fucking moron wet blanket. A true Brit.
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There's the self-conscious use of terms like "pitch," "match" and "kit," the songs lifted directly from English soccer stadiums, and even the appropriation of terrace couture.

That's rich coming from someone whose national anthem is set to "My Country, 'Tis of Thee." :hitler

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Dude complains that a Virginian arsenal fan is wearing a kit *gasp, look at the word I just wrote* when Asia is on English soccer dick too. But it's American fans? No, it's international soccer fans you moron. dcharlie please come and explain what ailment this man is suffering from
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Dude complains that a Virginian arsenal fan is wearing a kit *gasp, look at the word I just wrote* when Asia is on English soccer dick too. But it's American fans? No, it's international soccer fans you moron. dcharlie please come and explain what ailment this man is suffering from

Proclaim you have the most popular league in the world and then get mad when people mimic your local culture brehs.

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How are you guys so easily trolled by clickbait?

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I expect the US to come out on top, but not in a blowout, I think the US can win it since Belgium haven't been very impressive so far. And I'm sure the US will step up more than they did in the early games.

You never know, though. All I know is I want the US to somehow stick around. And I'll be rooting for them in their next two games. Hell, if the US somehow wins it all I'll be happy. Mostly cause I've been impressed with the interest I've seen so far from Americans.

Belgium had full 9 points and havent been impressive!? Only a clueless football fan would say that US Been better.

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I think it'll be a close game. Belgium plays the right way but the US has strong veteran leadership. The US' zone defense will be the difference maker.
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I think it'll be a close game. Belgium plays the right way but the US has strong veteran leadership. The US' zone defense will be the difference maker.

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Pfeew I am relieved Argentina won. In case USA wins today, Argentina will stop them in the quarters  :rejoice

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