Author Topic: ULTIMATE FIRST HALF OF 2007 MOVIE HYPE THREAD (56K AND STUFF) (Read 3680 times)

Cheebs · « **on:** January 18, 2007, 09:48:47 AM »

Smokin' Aces - 1/26
I don't know anything about this but shake said add it.

Ghost Rider - 2/16
lol Ghost Rider. it's going bomb and suck

Zodiac - 3/2
I dunno, people seem to want to see this

300 - 3/9
Interweb fanboys are giddy over this cgi'ed epic. Looks fun.

TMNT - 3/23
Nostalgia central. Even if it is just average it will be awesome to see TMNT in theaters

Blades of Glory - 3/30
Talledega Nights, but on ice.

Grindhouse - 4/6
Tarintino + Horror = Internet hype

Hot Fuzz - 4/13
Demi's new movie

Spider-Man 3 - 5/4
lol Willco's movie of the year, Sam Raimi..etc

Shrek the Third - 5/18
OVER-RATED NONSENSE

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End - 5/25
Better be damn better than part 2

Ocean's 13 - 6/8
I dunno, people like these guys who read People Magazine I guess

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer - 6/15
First sucked, so will this even though Manabyte is hyped

Evan Almighty - 6/22
Michael Scott is awesome, this likely isn't

Ratatouille - 6/29
Pixar is awesome (ignore Cars)

Live Free or Die Hard - 6/29
lol 10 years too late, plus Mac kid

Transformers - 7/4
Trailer much better than expected, should be fun

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 7/13
Wizards and stuff

The Simpsons Movie - 7/27
lol gonna suck duh

Stardusy - 7/27
one to keep an eye on, the next the princess bride early reviews say

The Bourne Ultimatum - 8/3
the Batman Begins/Casino Royale of 2008

Rush Hour 3 - 8/10
lol Brett Ratner

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:49:58 AM »

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The Bourne Ultimatum - 8/3

Only decent looking one of the bunch.

Cheebs · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:54:15 AM »

Damn it, broken images.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:57:09 AM »

BTW, thanks for forgetting Smokin' Aces, 300, and Grind House -- i.e. the most kick ass movies of the year.

Cheebs · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:57:33 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 18, 2007, 09:57:09 AM

BTW, thanks for forgetting Smokin' Aces, 300, and Grind House -- i.e. the most kick ass movies of the year.

Because none are out in the SUMMER

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2007, 10:03:52 AM »

Since when is May in the Summer?

Cheebs · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2007, 10:05:40 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 18, 2007, 10:03:52 AM

Since when is May in the Summer?

Most consider the summer movie season to start in May, that is when the big films of the summer always hit. I'll edit the topic to be ULTIMATE FIRST HALF OF 2007 now because you seem to want the earlier movies.

Just give me a sec.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2007, 10:08:31 AM »

DO IT.

Cheebs · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2007, 10:21:43 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2007, 10:39:03 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 18, 2007, 09:49:58 AM

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The Bourne Ultimatum - 8/3

Only decent looking one of the bunch.

Ultimatum is going to kick ass. I was pretty late to the Bourne party but once I saw it last summer I was blown away. Can't wait for the third.

But your post is untrue. Spiderman 3 will be good despite the shit-tastic news that keeps coming out. I'm going to see TMNT and Transformers just because both franchises meant a lot of me as a kid; TMNT looks good for what it is, and Transformers could be fun.

Of course I'm most excited about Harry Potter. 300 looks good, as does Grindhouse...but both will probably suffer from the all style/no substance problem.

And POTC3

Hot Fuzz

Solo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2007, 11:30:38 AM »

Stardust, Bourne, Sunshine, and There Will Be Blood are the only things making any impression whatsoever yet for me this year. Oh, and Im also down for Rob Zombie's Halloween.

Error Macro · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:33:38 PM »

DEAR GOD WHY

Solo · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:36:00 PM »

God must be punishing me. Ghost Rider's release date is my birthday. What a piece of shit to be associated with.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:47:59 PM »

lolz, GR is still coming out?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:52:14 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on January 18, 2007, 12:33:38 PM

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DEAR GOD WHY

That looks so fake

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:55:22 PM »

Errrmmm... first of of 07 would end in June Cheebs. You suck at math.

Also, thanks for not giving us descriptions. Not everyone goes to see every movie ever, and unlike some media forms, just a little pic of the movie isn't enough to interest unless it has a distinct style.

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:56:41 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 18, 2007, 12:55:22 PM

Errrmmm... first of of 07 would end in June Cheebs. You suck at math.

Also, thanks for not giving us descriptions. Not everyone goes to see every movie ever, and unlike some media forms, just a little pic of the movie isn't enough to interest unless it has a distinct style.

It was just summer, but then I added in Jan-April for shake so hush!

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:01:04 PM »

Alot of fun dumb shit to see, I shut most of brain down when going to the movies, it makes for a much better time.

People over-ANALyze shit too much going in, just sit back and enjoy it.

Cheebs · « **Reply #18 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:01:35 PM »

HAPPY NOW SEGA BOY?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:05:55 PM »

THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM

Live Free and Die Hard :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:15:42 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2007, 01:05:55 PM

THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM

Live Free and Die Hard :'(

Meh I'm not looking for Die Hard. That Mac guy fucking pisses me off. And why didn't they have Willis wear a wig in this movie? $:-\$

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:16:20 PM »

Die Hard 4 will be to the first Die Hard what Batman & Robin was to the first Batman

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:21:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2007, 01:15:42 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2007, 01:05:55 PM
THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM

Live Free and Die Hard :'(

Meh I'm not looking for Die Hard. That Mac guy fucking pisses me off. And why didn't they have Willis wear a wig in this movie? $:-\$

He doesn't even need a wig, unless he was wearing a wig in Lucky Number Slevin.

Or Sin City...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:22:05 PM »

lol true. But why is he bald in the trailer

And is AL going to be in it

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:23:53 PM »

PD, I'm just saying that it makes me angrier. If was naturally bald or something, I wouldn't hold it against him...but he's not. WTF BRUCE

And no Al. Mac Guy replaces Al.

It's going to be a trainwreck.

I'm just glad I have my Die Hard Trilogy already.

Error Macro · « **Reply #25 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:24:42 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on January 18, 2007, 01:16:20 PM

Die Hard 4 will be to the first Die Hard what Batman & Robin was to the first Batman

Pretty much :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:28:11 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2007, 01:23:53 PM

PD, I'm just saying that it makes me angrier. If was naturally bald or something, I wouldn't hold it against him...but he's not. WTF BRUCE

And no Al. Mac Guy replaces Al.

It's going to be a trainwreck.

I'm just glad I have my Die Hard Trilogy already.

It makes me angry too. Bald black men>>>>>>>>>Bald white men

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:30:25 PM »

Very true, PD.

I think Bill Gates had Jack Bauer assassinate him, though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:31:29 PM »

Oh well, Die Hard 1 will forever live in my heart

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #29 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:33:07 PM »

The Bourne Ultimatum better rock my face off. I absolutely love the first two. Supremacy was slightly inferior to the first, if only due to the shaky cam. Identity is like OMG FUCK AWESOME. It even has Clive Owen in it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:35:55 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2007, 01:33:07 PM

The Bourne Ultimatum better rock my face off. I absolutely love the first two. Supremacy was slightly inferior to the first, if only due to the shaky cam. Identity is like OMG FUCK AWESOME. It even has Clive Owen in it.

I thought both kicked major ass; need to watch them again cause I can't remember which one I preferred. If I remember correctly I liked the first one more.

But whoa, the second one comes on with a bang

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(as in bang to the back of the head fo Damon's ugly woman lulz)

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Solo · « **Reply #31 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:38:15 PM »

I actually thought Supremacy was better. And I think Paul Greengrass' style is actually better suited to the series, so I am glad he's directing again.

Im not sure why Cheebs is comparing it to Batman (WTF?) or Bond though. I actually hate the comparison. Yes, they are both spy movies, and yes, CR definately took some (much less than some people would claim) from Bourne. After that, they are nothing alike. They are both awesome series, yet both tackle the genre totally differently. Why cant we just appreciate them both without incessantly comparing them?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:40:21 PM »

I don't know, that fight in the apartment in Identity is soooo fucking sweet because you can actually tell what the fuck is going on.

But I can see people preferring one or the other. It's not like Die Hard where it is fact that the original is the best.

Error Macro · « **Reply #33 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:40:24 PM »

Yeah, the Bourne movies really surprised me. I really didn't care for Identity when I saw it in the theater, but I think that was actually because of the group of people I saw it with, and I hate that. Totally ruined my enjoyment of the movie. This fat chick that liked me was part of the group and managed to squeeze in the seat next to me, because my best friend that I asked to sit next to me wouldn't, because he thought two guys sitting next to each other didn't look right... Thanks a lot! Anyway, so I watched it later on DVD and it was fuck awesome. Supremacy was slightly less fuck awesome because of the aforementioned shakiness that was distracting as hell in certain parts.

Solo · « **Reply #34 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:44:16 PM »

I also liked Karl Urban as a baddie in Supremacy. He sucked in LOTR, but I really liked him in both this and in Chronicles of Riddick.

Cheebs · « **Reply #35 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:50:15 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 18, 2007, 01:38:15 PM

Im not sure why Cheebs is comparing it to Batman (WTF?) or Bond though. I actually hate the comparison. Yes, they are both spy movies, and yes, CR definately took some (much less than some people would claim) from Bourne. After that, they are nothing alike. They are both awesome series, yet both tackle the genre totally differently. Why cant we just appreciate them both without incessantly comparing them?

I mean in that it is a blockbuster film that so called internet film buffs go crazy for like they did for Begins and Royale

Solo · « **Reply #36 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:55:56 PM »

Meh. Let's wait until we see Ultimatum before we go crazy over it. Hell, let's wait for a trailer at least.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #37 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:57:42 PM »

I'll be waiting for that trailer...with my pants off.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:00:44 PM »

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Solo · « **Reply #39 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:01:32 PM »

I doubt posting in SIZE 80 font will get any more asses in the seats. But try as you will.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:07:51 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 18, 2007, 01:44:16 PM

I also liked Karl Urban as a baddie in Supremacy. He sucked in LOTR, but I really liked him in both this and in Chronicles of Riddick.

He didn't "suck" in LOTR. His role in TTT was great but a lot of his better scenes were cut out of ROTK. I mean, he's barely in ROTK lol

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:08:10 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 18, 2007, 02:01:32 PM

I doubt posting in SIZE 80 font will get any more asses in the seats. But try as you will.

BRING THE NOISE

Solo · « **Reply #42 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:09:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2007, 02:07:51 PM

Quote from: Solo on January 18, 2007, 01:44:16 PM
I also liked Karl Urban as a baddie in Supremacy. He sucked in LOTR, but I really liked him in both this and in Chronicles of Riddick.

He didn't "suck" in LOTR. His role in TTT was great but a lot of his better scenes were cut out of ROTK. I mean, he's barely in ROTK lol

He sucked. His "performance" pretty much consisted of nothing but brooding and looking emo. The Eomer of the books was much more fleshed out.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #43 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:10:29 PM »

Looking forward to a lot of movies. I'll probably see 12 movies this year. Thats my yearly average i think.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:16:27 PM »

Quote from: Solo on January 18, 2007, 02:09:28 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2007, 02:07:51 PM
Quote from: Solo on January 18, 2007, 01:44:16 PM
I also liked Karl Urban as a baddie in Supremacy. He sucked in LOTR, but I really liked him in both this and in Chronicles of Riddick.

He didn't "suck" in LOTR. His role in TTT was great but a lot of his better scenes were cut out of ROTK. I mean, he's barely in ROTK lol

He sucked. His "performance" pretty much consisted of nothing but brooding and looking emo. The Eomer of the books was much more fleshed out.

I'd agree that many of the secondary characters weren't fleshed out much in the movie, but at the same time there were time constraints. Jackson was able to portray the Fellowship perfectly; Legolas' reaction to the Balrog in the movie is amazing. It's subtle enough for the casual viewer not to notice, but to readers of the book it spoke very loudly.

And of course there's his portrayal of Faramir which wasn't good either.

Solo · « **Reply #45 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:32:11 PM »

Sean Bean rocked the house as always as Boromir. Oh man, Im gonna have to watch FOTR again

. Shits all over the others. Like I said in that other thread, I have a ton of issues with TTT and ROTK, and dont think either are great films. But FOTR? I actually would call it a bonafide genre masterpiece, and easily my favorite adventure film of all time.

Best theatre experience I ever had was seeing FOTR X-mas 2001.

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