Author Topic: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL (Read 3717 times)

Raban · « **on:** June 02, 2014, 02:49:14 PM »

WWDC 2014 brehs! GET HYPE!

OSX YOSEMITE

Jony Ive UP IN DIS

iOS8 SHIT

WIDGETS

reply from notifications (FUCK YOU ANDREX NOBODY CARES THAT ANDROID DID THIS)

HEALTH

ROBUST ASS SPOTLIGHT SEARCH

BETTER APP PREVIEWS

BETA TEST APP UPDATES

VOICE MESSAGES

ZEN GARDEN NONGAME FOR FREE HIMURO JUST CAME

REAL GAMES TOO WOW

NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE MY PUSSY CAN'T WAIT

ANDREX' MOUTH IS 99% SMEGMA

ANDREX

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:00:04 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:01:10 PM »

iPhone 6 when?

Raban · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:01:41 PM »

my guess is fall

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:03:19 PM »

WHEN IS ZEN GARDEN OUT

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:03:44 PM »

I still got a 4, and it runs iOS 7 like dogshit, I need to upgrade.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:07:07 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:03:44 PM

I still got a 4, and it runs iOS 7 like dogshit, I need to upgrade.

Yo también

Tasty · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:09:16 PM »

Raban · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:03:44 PM

I still got a 4, and it runs iOS 7 like dogshit, I need to upgrade.

yeah that puts you in a really shitty position. I just play it safe and get the new whole-number iPhones when they come out or the year after, so you guys are laggin. I'd say get a 5 or 5S on the cheap but I dunno how bad your technolust will be when the 6 drops later this year.

Barraco Barner · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:09:43 PM »

About god damn time

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:11:54 PM »

I'm just still rocking ios6 on mine

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:20:39 PM »

Maybe now that ios has caught up with the times, i'll move on back.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:37:48 PM »

Is that a possible iPhone 6 mockup with those screens?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:43:00 PM »

Reaction on social media has been mixed.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:54:00 PM »

My 4s is doing just fine, but I'm up for a new phone this September.

nachobro · « **Reply #15 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:54:01 PM »

Great, now I'm gonna have to help people fix the extensions they shouldn't have installed cause they are distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. And their FuelBands they will give up after a week cause they are fat lazy assholes.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** June 02, 2014, 03:54:13 PM »

Andrew Vestal

Reb · « **Reply #17 on:** June 02, 2014, 04:47:12 PM »

SNOOZEFEST 2014

StealthFan · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2014, 04:52:18 PM »

oh is this just some phone bullshit

Raban · « **Reply #19 on:** June 02, 2014, 05:02:36 PM »

You got your fancy new Mac Pros last year! Suck it up, punk

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 02, 2014, 03:37:48 PM

Is that a possible iPhone 6 mockup with those screens?

nah that's just the 5s, rumors seem to suggest the 6 might have more aluminum to it than the current model.

Freyj · « **Reply #20 on:** June 02, 2014, 06:52:42 PM »

Swift looks boss as fuck.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #21 on:** June 02, 2014, 07:00:26 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:54:13 PM

Andrew Vestal (Image removed from quote.)

Raban · « **Reply #22 on:** June 02, 2014, 07:22:07 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on June 02, 2014, 06:56:21 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:54:13 PM
Andrew Vestal (Image removed from quote.)

Should we even trust Drinky after the Xbone reveal debacle?

Rufus · « **Reply #23 on:** June 02, 2014, 08:02:58 PM »

See, this is why the name confusion nonsense is crap. It's like double-blind trolling.

Raban · « **Reply #24 on:** June 02, 2014, 08:09:58 PM »

You mean that's why it's awesome

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #25 on:** June 02, 2014, 08:13:35 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on June 02, 2014, 08:02:58 PM

See, this is why the name confusion nonsense is crap. It's like double-blind trolling.

it's been 10 years, figure it out

Rufus · « **Reply #26 on:** June 02, 2014, 08:18:23 PM »

HRBGHRLGHLB

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27 on:** June 02, 2014, 08:22:02 PM »

getting excited over swype

huckleberry · « **Reply #28 on:** June 02, 2014, 08:53:38 PM »

Can't wait for people to not use DuckDuckGo.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #29 on:** June 02, 2014, 10:48:50 PM »

Everyone at my office, including the Android guys, are super fucking excited about Swift. The syntax is so interesting.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 02, 2014, 11:43:51 PM »

So basically nothing of note was announced

Positive Touch · « **Reply #31 on:** June 02, 2014, 11:55:00 PM »

fuck these features. all of that is shit ive been able to do from my android for the last 18 months

yall really are the ninthings of the smartphone world

Raban · « **Reply #32 on:** June 02, 2014, 11:57:29 PM »

Nah not really. We actually have games to play.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #33 on:** June 03, 2014, 07:52:47 PM »

This article meets and then wildly exceeds the expected ratio of techsite Apple ball-slobber:

http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/3/5776030/meet-the-new-apple

Raban · « **Reply #34 on:** June 03, 2014, 08:08:18 PM »

hey don't talk no mess about my hubby Joshua Topolsky

he can slobber all the balls he wants!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 03, 2014, 08:18:29 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 03, 2014, 07:52:47 PM

This article meets and then wildly exceeds the expected ratio of techsite Apple ball-slobber:

http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/3/5776030/meet-the-new-apple

"Tech journalism" is as unnecessary as "games journalism".

Himu · « **Reply #36 on:** June 04, 2014, 01:59:32 AM »

That's Rufus...

T-Short · « **Reply #37 on:** June 04, 2014, 06:38:58 AM »

The 10.10 beta looks so bad. Helvetica Neue in all menus is so dumb. It's not as terrible on a retina screen but it still looks like an autoreplaced font because the original went missing. The only design change I'm ok with so far are the pictograms under the Go menu and the new tick boxes. Hoping for a LOT of changes for the final version.

Fifstar · « **Reply #38 on:** June 04, 2014, 11:24:27 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 04, 2014, 01:59:32 AM

That's Rufus...

These nazi scat vollkornbrot lovers are all the same though.

Anyway, who honestly still cares for new smartphone features? The really useful features all seem to have been implemented by now. Consumers are either used to buy a new iteration every two years or are forced to buy something new, because you either get no upgrades or your smartphone is eventually too slow, which is good for Apple, Google and Samsung. But at least to me there is nothing truely exciting about the new hardware or software (on an os level). I guess most of the features presented here were of interest to developers and not to consumers, but the general point still stands, I don't believe Iphone 6 or the next Google phone will be anything special.

Himu · « **Reply #39 on:** June 04, 2014, 11:31:05 AM »

Seriously. Saying iPhone users are like nintards because they can living without doing that scratch typing thing where you draw lines is so stupid it's hilarious.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #40 on:** June 04, 2014, 07:20:19 PM »

Installed OSX 10.10 DP1 one of our work machines as I wanted our QA plebes to make sure our company's report software will work on the latest version. The software works but damn does the new "minimalistic" look seem ugly on a non-retina screen. I wonder if this means Apple's coming out with retina MBAs this fall?

Rufus · « **Reply #41 on:** June 04, 2014, 09:13:42 PM »

To be fair, it's not a normative statement. That's just how it is. Once the jump is big enough (and affordable) things hit critical mass and become widespread. Until then, only professionals and enthusiasts will care.

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