Author Topic: "What is the best skill you can bring to us?" (Read 1484 times)

demi · « **on:** January 18, 2007, 12:32:44 PM »

How are you supposed to answer that?

Damn screenings.

Another full-time web gig down the drain... McDonalds for me.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:34:43 PM »

just bullshit those questions.

Solo · « **Reply #2 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:34:50 PM »

That's usually when you whip out your dick.

Error Macro · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:35:22 PM »

You make everyone around you happy

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:36:27 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:40:12 PM »

Tell them you're nickname is Moe Moe

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:45:28 PM »

The lady said she would pass it on to the Marketing Director and that he would call me back today or tomorrow, but I'm not really expecting much.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:46:23 PM »

Send them your gamertag/

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:53:06 PM »

I just did, and they called me back. I have an interview on Wednesday. Better start BSing my SKILLS.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:54:14 PM »

Tell the you opened up 8 sockets on MI6

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:55:14 PM »

I really hate you, Moe Moe.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:53:06 PM »

bring a glass dildo and when they ask that question, push it past your tonsils. INSTA-HIRE.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:54:04 PM »

You're horrible. You know what your best skill is? Sending out packages. Better brush up on that before our interview.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:55:57 PM »

"Eating out HR pussy."

That would have landed you the job.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:00:03 PM »

Choose from these:

1. I am always on time and strive to finish assignments on schedule
2. I am a very likable person, I get along with just about anyone.
3. I have X degree wich qualifies me for this job.

The question is pretty much open to anything. Just sell yourself to them.

PhoenixWright · « **Reply #15 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:08:24 PM »

The correct reply: "I can't describe it well, but Master sir, if you hire me, you will see my MAD SKILLZ!"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:12:44 PM »

Actually, the answer I'd give is: "well, I'm an excellent web designer and developer, and I'd hope I'd be able to contribute significantly to this company using the skills I've developed in that area. If you're talking about non-technical skills, though, I think " <pick a strong interpersonal skill> " is my strongest quality and it really contributes to my success in this position because " <insert explanation relating interpersonal skill to position> "."

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** January 18, 2007, 02:14:18 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 18, 2007, 02:12:44 PM

Actually, the answer I'd give is: "well, I'm an excellent web designer and developer, and I'd hope I'd be able to contribute significantly to this company using the skills I've developed in that area. If you're talking about non-technical skills, though, I think " <pick a strong interpersonal skill> " is my strongest quality and it really contributes to my success in this position because " <insert explanation relating interpersonal skill to position> "."

That came to me the minute I hung up the phone. I slapped my forehead. I wrote it down to memorize during the actual interview.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2007, 02:13:23 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 18, 2007, 01:53:06 PM

bring a glass dildo and when they ask that question, push it past your tonsils. INSTA-HIRE.

I know someone who can do that. He's a straight man, too. Beat me in a dildo-deepthroating contest.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** January 19, 2007, 02:54:18 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 19, 2007, 02:13:23 AM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 18, 2007, 01:53:06 PM
bring a glass dildo and when they ask that question, push it past your tonsils. INSTA-HIRE.

I know someone who can do that. He's a straight man, too. Beat me in a dildo-deepthroating contest.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** January 19, 2007, 02:57:52 AM »

Er, on topic, Doug's serious answer is the best one. I would go with "My overall dedication to the task at hand is my biggest strength as an employee. Once I begin something, I am determined to meet or beat a deadline with work of the highest quality."

Or something like that. Honestly, cheesy shit like that WORKS. Stand in front of a mirror and say shit like that before an interview until YOU believe yourself; then it won't be so lame sounding when it comes out of your mouth in an interview. I'm about to get hired into a new field with little to no experience at the kind of job I'll be doing, and I'm convinced it's because I decided to give up on waiting for a sane employer and just play the game. So it goes.

Yeti · « **Reply #21 on:** January 19, 2007, 04:44:04 PM »

if you get asked that question again, just give the "

" face.

FlaviusG · « **Reply #22 on:** January 19, 2007, 05:08:31 PM »

Playboy learn how to interview mang

poppin fresh · « **Reply #23 on:** January 23, 2007, 05:44:44 AM »

Show them a little nipple.

Like a little one, few millimeters in diameter.

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2007, 03:11:18 PM »

How did it go, you fat fetish-haver.

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Author Topic: "What is the best skill you can bring to us?" (Read 1484 times)