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So, how dumb do you gotta be to get a boner over this shit?

Autistic consolefantard option
10 (21.7%)
Dirty poor that can't build a pc option
16 (34.8%)
Tiesto memorial "I hate mobile gaming" option
8 (17.4%)
Methodis
12 (26.1%)

Total Members Voted: 44

Author Topic: How stupid do you have to be to be excited about console gaming at this point?  (Read 8247 times)

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a slime appears

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I'll be building a brand new top of the line gaming rig soon. :hyper

MoxManiac

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Musou games :hyper
no

Phoenix Dark

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Esch: wow
Esch: just realized that this is the first e3
Esch: where i wanted NO exclusive console games
Esch: not one
Esch: not a single one
Himuro: ditto

:hitler
Jumping on my bandwagon late as usual I see.
:smug

If I get a console it'll be because I finally decide I need a Blu ray. No Man's Sky looks dope as does R6 but that's about it. Both should be on PC though.
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a slime appears

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Meh, as I've said time and time before. I'm a disgusting nerdlinger pleb who likes having all the systems(consoles, PC, handheld, mobile, etc.) cause I like playing a lot of videogames.

I'm the same way and there's nothing wrong with having enough money to support your hobby. Let the plebes bicker amongst themselves while us hardworking breadwinners enjoy the fruit of our labor.

:rejoice

recursivelyenumerable

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Console/PC/Mobile all have their flaws and strong points. It's just a matter of time before they all converge, anyway. Mobile hardware isn't shifting to 64-bit architecture for nothing.

yes. and support mouse without borders.

tho despite not having any ideological predisposition against it I could never get into mobile gaming.
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Yeah, I mean, by all means, eat while the eating is good.  I bought and enjoyed all kinds of crazy crap before I was married, and had extra time/money to burn.  It'll be a long time before I have either again.  :(

That's practice mode for once the first kid arrives
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Beezy

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I mean yesterday my niece asked me if I had Mario Kart 8 and if it was for a system I own. I told her to shut up and of course I don't have it because Nintendo is trash
:lol

Fragamemnon

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I watched some bioware trailer thingie yesterday and they said "story" every sentence and I wanted to die.
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Human Snorenado

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I watched some bioware trailer thingie yesterday and they said "story" every sentence and I wanted to die.

Guess I'm not gonna be able to rely on your opinion of DA3

:tocry
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Fragamemnon

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I watched some bioware trailer thingie yesterday and they said "story" every sentence and I wanted to die.

Guess I'm not gonna be able to rely on your opinion of DA3

:tocry

What's weird is that after you cranked up the difficultly DA:O is enjoyable despite Morrigan Dissaproves.

I'm not playing it this year anyway-NO STORY 2014 continues full force.
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Yeah, I mean, by all means, eat while the eating is good.  I bought and enjoyed all kinds of crazy crap before I was married, and had extra time/money to burn.  It'll be a long time before I have either again.  :(

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Yeah, I mean, by all means, eat while the eating is good.  I bought and enjoyed all kinds of crazy crap before I was married, and had extra time/money to burn.  It'll be a long time before I have either again.  :(

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How did you get past feeling guilty about taking time for yourself?  I always feel like I should be spending my spare time with my wife and/or kid instead of bumming around on my dumb games.

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demi

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Not all of us, btw. Enjoy your prison
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a slime appears

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Look you mother fucker. Not all of us can be bench pressing video games over here. Just cause I don't measure up doesn't mean you gotta rub it in.

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demi

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Seinfeld has all the answers
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chronovore

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My patience for dealing with people like who I used to be evaporated when I stopped being that person, unfortunately. :goty

But I guess I can't really say that, haven't lost it ITT yet. :goty2
Then it's likely you've still got some self-reflection to do.


I don't know why anyone would want any company to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t_Co0gfj18

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Bonus points for Brutal Legend being in the toilet.

Hey. Heyyyyy.

I liked that game.

 :goty2

chronovore

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Yeah, I mean, by all means, eat while the eating is good.  I bought and enjoyed all kinds of crazy crap before I was married, and had extra time/money to burn.  It'll be a long time before I have either again.  :(

That's practice mode for once the first kid arrives
:-\ :-\ :'(

If I weren't shit with money and prioritising other things I would definitely build a new PC. My brother bought an Xbone, so thankfully I didn't have to spend money on that, and I think I'd rather get a PC before I get a PS4 as well.

So far for me - I'm interested in cuphead and no mans sky. Stuff like Shantae too. In terms of AAA - I think the batmobile functioning as a fucking tank looks fucking distinguished mentally-challenged, but everything else about that looks as I would expect and want - so I'll no doubt get that. I'm interested in the Witcher 3, The Division and Sunset Overdrive, but I shouldn't be coming away from E3 feeling like a Grim Fandango remaster is more exciting than 99% of what was shown. Tomb Raider, Metal Gear, Halo collections, Uncharted et al - fuckin yawn

No Mans Sky blows me away most. I've always wanted a space sim where I can seamlessly fly from planet to planet -- if this shit had a Star Wars or Battlestar license attached I would probably literally be shitting my knickers and crying with joy. Without any license attached it still looks clean and gorgeous, so I'm day zero for that even if it plays like shit.

I discovered Gang Beasts this weekend, that could be really awesome when it's finished.

I actually am happy that there's no license associated with it. Who knows, if it goes really big, you can look forward to No Man's Sky on SyFy or AMC in a few years, and not having to worry about whether or not it fits in the Extended Universe canon, whether or not Midichlorians are involved, or if the other player in your lobby turns out to be your father, or your clone.

chronovore

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How did you get past feeling guilty about taking time for yourself?  I always feel like I should be spending my spare time with my wife and/or kid instead of bumming around on my dumb games.

The key for me to not feeling guilty was to make sure my wife had the support she needed with the kid. I made opportunities to have time with my child, and give her a break to go out, go shopping, relax with a book somewhere. It helped my wife, and I think it made her more accepting that I wanted time to myself as well. It's more difficult to support someone else's free time bonanza if one feels like one doesn't have any time to one's self.

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I want to join that group  :-[

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I chose the "I hate mobile gaming" option

It's not that I really hate mobile gaming though.  I can definitely find games that I find fun on there.  I just can't get into the game on my phone, handheld or tablet.  I get distracted too easily.

Oh well, I'll stick with my dying console gaming.

demi

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Hmm, I almost feel like I need to make a separate thread for a Bore Dad Support Group or something.  Thanks for the advice, guys.

There was a Bore Dad Thread from GodGrux -> http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41758.0
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