Author Topic: What are your favorite cactivities? (Read 13056 times)

one of the most skin crawlingly white things i ever heard was from a guy who had all kinds of Tibetan tattoos on his body talk about how his dream was to move to Tibet to teach them about their culture.

king of the internet · « **Reply #67 on:** July 15, 2014, 10:04:04 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 15, 2014, 05:21:04 AM

I voted and once again I'm in the majority.

Could have just left it at "I voted".

Tasty · « **Reply #68 on:** July 15, 2014, 10:50:36 AM »

Skateboarding is pretty cac, right?

I've never done it, but that's what I heard.

demi · « **Reply #69 on:** July 15, 2014, 11:22:34 AM »

I certainly dont recall any non-cacs in THPS 1-20

king of the internet · « **Reply #70 on:** July 15, 2014, 11:28:33 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 15, 2014, 11:22:34 AM

I certainly dont recall any non-cacs in THPS 1-20

I remember there was always just the one black skater dude in those games. I think it's more popular with black kids these days since odd future are doing it and shit.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #71 on:** July 15, 2014, 01:58:12 PM »

Driving around suburban Seattle on my scooter

Tasty · « **Reply #72 on:** July 15, 2014, 02:00:47 PM »

Driving a Segway.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #73 on:** July 15, 2014, 02:17:31 PM »

stumbling around drunk in hermes and other luxury stores, didn't buy anything, still got business cards and exquisite service. your fave african american woman tv mogul could never.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #74 on:** July 15, 2014, 02:20:44 PM »

I was gonna say eating at Taco Bell, but Chipotle is probably more cacish.

Kara · « **Reply #75 on:** July 15, 2014, 02:36:29 PM »

In OC I know of a place where there's a Panera Bread next door to a Chipotle.

It's ground zero, white people.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #76 on:** July 15, 2014, 02:48:31 PM »

Red Robin steak fries with honey mustard, cactastic

Brehvolution · « **Reply #77 on:** July 16, 2014, 10:17:01 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 15, 2014, 02:21:39 PM

Taco Bell transcends race.

White people love to eat at Panera.

French onion soup in a bread bowl.

Asiago bagels.

Yeti · « **Reply #78 on:** July 16, 2014, 12:22:06 PM »

"Cac"

[Chorus]
Caaaaaaac (Cac)
Youza Caaaaac (Cac)
Youza Caaaaaac (Cac)
I said that Youza caaaac (Cac)
[Repeat 1x]

[Ludacris]
You doin' cac activities
With cac tendencies
Cacs are your friends, cacs are your enemies
With cac energy to do whatcha do
Blew whatcha blew
Screw whatcha screw
Y'all professional like DJ Clue, pullin' on my coat tail
an why do you think you them cacs drink them cactails?
Cactail everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in tha sky for tha caczone laya
Come on playa once a cac always
And cacs never close they open like hallways
An heres a cac cake for your whole cac crew
and everybody wants some cuz cacs gotta eat too

[chorus x2]

[Ludacris]
Can't turn a cac into a housewife
Cacs dont act right
There's cacs on a mission, and cacs on a crackpipe
Hey cac how ya doin', where ya been?
Prolly doin cac stuff cuz there you cac again
Its a cac wide world, that we livin' in
Honky, whitebread, fantastical, caucasians
Not all, just some
You cac who you are
There's cacs in tha room, there's cacs in tha car
There's cacs on stage, there's cacs by tha bar
Cacs by near, and cacs by far
Cac! (But can i getta ride?!)
NO! (C'mon, nicca why?!)
Cuz youza

[chorus 2x]

[Ludacris]
You gotta run in your panties cac
Even your daddy knacks
that you suckin' down Olive Garden like daddy-mac's
You cacs are horrible, horrendous
On taxes y'all writin' off corporations as dependents
I see tha cac risin'
it ain't surprisin'
its just a cac-oasis
with ugly chicks faces
but cacs don't feel so sad and blue
cuz most of us niggaz is cacs too

[chorus x2]

(Cac)
Muthafuckas I'm so tired of y'all niggaz always talkin'
bout cacs this, cacs that, you tha muthafuckin' cac nicca
I wasn't no cac last night

(Pimp)
Cac, bring yo ass!

(Cac)
Ok, hold on

king of the internet · « **Reply #79 on:** July 16, 2014, 12:34:01 PM »

Weird Al Yankovic is probably the whitest thing to ever happen

Tasty · « **Reply #80 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:16:45 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 16, 2014, 12:34:01 PM

Weird Al Yankovic is probably the whitest thing to ever happen

I unironically love this song. (Well, "song" might be too generous since it's hiphop/rap.)

benjipwns · « **Reply #81 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:28:18 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on July 16, 2014, 01:16:45 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on July 16, 2014, 12:34:01 PM
Weird Al Yankovic is probably the whitest thing to ever happen

I unironically love this song. (Well, "song" might be too generous since it's hiphop/rap.)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #82 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:32:45 PM »

Buying speed boats

Brehvolution · « **Reply #83 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:34:10 PM »

Swimming

Tasty · « **Reply #84 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:38:05 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 16, 2014, 01:32:45 PM

Buying speed boats

Being ON boats.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #85 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:38:57 PM »

referring to your pets as your children

i think my bean side prevents me from really embracing weird al, come to think of it.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #86 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:05:35 PM »

Dennis · « **Reply #87 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:10:42 PM »

God I love being a cac.

Always something to do. Never a dull moment.

Momo · « **Reply #88 on:** July 18, 2014, 01:11:16 AM »

cacs telling other cacs they're living in a white bread world

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #89 on:** July 20, 2014, 12:07:46 AM »

Here's a true cac story from the cacital city Portland: last time the wife and I went to one of our favorite little bar/reataurants Secret Society (it has like maybe 6 or 7 tables and bar in a small room) they had Neil Diamond's greatest hits on and the whole place was (quietly and politely) singing along. So that's up there

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Cracklin Rosie

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lennedsay · « **Reply #90 on:** July 20, 2014, 10:09:09 AM »

Going to KFC, and enjoying it.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #91 on:** July 20, 2014, 11:47:06 AM »

- Reading HuffPo, Buzzfeed, Upworthy, Medium, or Gawker Media articles
- Talking about internet activism...and actually meaning it
- Using the words "diversity" and "culture" as a knee jerk response. They are also now considered acceptable substitutes for verbal pauses
- Liking things ironically
- Having parties based on things you like ironically
- Spending any spare second on your smartphone
- Setting up play dates for your kids
- Always needing to upgrade your latest Macbook because you don't want to look bad in front of your other friends who upgraded

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #92 on:** July 20, 2014, 12:24:21 PM »

Speaking of Popeyes I had it last week for the first time in at least 15 years, and was not impressed at all. I wasn't familiar with the menu so I got some spicy chicken tenders and cajun fries. The chicken was rather meh, it tasted like it had been cooked in old oil. The fries were underwhelming, not nearly as flavorful as the potato wedges from KFC. In fact the only positives about the meal were the biscuit and sweet iced tea.

Not a fan of KFC but at least their stuff tastes decent.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #93 on:** July 20, 2014, 01:33:25 PM »

Never been to either of those places but I've heard good things. I tend to avoid fried food but when I do get an itch for fried chicken I just make it myself. And it almost always tastes better than KFC. Even if I'm lazy and thaw some frozen chicken breasts. Having control of what spices you use, throwing garlic in there...a national joint can't compare.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #94 on:** July 20, 2014, 02:00:25 PM »

KFC sucks

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #95 on:** July 20, 2014, 02:14:32 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 14, 2014, 04:14:51 PM

Quote from: Momo on July 14, 2014, 02:43:14 PM
Rolling my window up at the traffic light when the car next to me is playing hip hop
Lowering the volume of my hip hop music when I have my windows down next to a black person at a traffic light

...I've done this. If it's hot and I have to roll down the window on my way home from work (plasma center)...

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #96 on:** July 20, 2014, 02:16:50 PM »

Only watching white guy on black chick IR porn

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #97 on:** July 20, 2014, 02:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 16, 2014, 01:23:33 PM

^ Another cactivity; rejecting the legitimacy of art from other cultures, until a white person tries their hand at it.

"No one had anything to say in rap music until macklemore came along!"

lennedsay · « **Reply #98 on:** July 20, 2014, 02:19:40 PM »

KFC and CFA are both cac-run and operated, but CFA is god-tier and black people love it as much as cacs. KFC is edible, but so mediocre and way overpriced. Never heard any black person admit they ate KFC. My cactastic parents, on the other hand, were convinced for years that KFC was the only place you could get fried chicken.

Not a Popeyes fan. The chicken isn't bad but I hate their sides. They even fucked their tea up last time. I prefer Lee's for bone-in if I can't get to a local hole in the wall place.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #99 on:** July 20, 2014, 02:28:03 PM »

someone add "name dropping restaurants and grocery stores you can't find within 50 miles of a black person" to the list.

lennedsay · « **Reply #100 on:** July 20, 2014, 02:34:40 PM »

Have we mentioned Keurigs yet?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #101 on:** July 20, 2014, 03:11:51 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 20, 2014, 02:34:40 PM

Have we mentioned Keurigs yet?

GUILTY!

How about using hot water from a Keurig to make instant oatmeal, amirite?

Kara · « **Reply #102 on:** July 20, 2014, 03:57:06 PM »

The number of offices I work in with Keurigs.

Thank god I don't drink coffee.

lennedsay · « **Reply #103 on:** July 20, 2014, 04:06:50 PM »

I use a French press at work because I'm too hoity toity for a crappy keurig.

oh, and add French press to the list of cactivities.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #104 on:** July 20, 2014, 04:07:35 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 20, 2014, 02:16:50 PM

Only watching white guy on black chick IR porn

nah they love bbc porn

toku · « **Reply #105 on:** July 20, 2014, 05:52:16 PM »

I only go to CFA for the milkshakes.

Kara · « **Reply #106 on:** July 20, 2014, 09:50:24 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 20, 2014, 09:46:31 PM

Asking questions of police officers on the street

I used to like this when coppers actually knew where things were. Now they just whip out a smartphone when I ask where something is and I'm all

.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #107 on:** July 20, 2014, 10:01:01 PM »

asking questions of police officers on the street while under the influence

Positive Touch · « **Reply #108 on:** July 20, 2014, 10:34:10 PM »

becoming a police officer and taking my anger out on the world

Your Stalker · « **Reply #109 on:** July 20, 2014, 11:16:36 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #110 on:** July 20, 2014, 11:26:40 PM »

Assuming everyone online is white

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #111 on:** July 20, 2014, 11:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 20, 2014, 11:23:09 PM

Doing gay things to your friends at sleepovers

you got a story here bro?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #112 on:** July 20, 2014, 11:27:58 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 20, 2014, 11:23:09 PM

Doing gay things to your friends at sleepovers

it aint gay, just balls on your sleeping face

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #113 on:** July 20, 2014, 11:31:44 PM »

what is gay about that?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #114 on:** July 20, 2014, 11:34:16 PM »

cacbros do the gayest and/or rapiest shit. I remember some guy my friend was rooming with would run around the house (of like 4 people) slapping his dick in the air and shit drunk. who does that. another guy I knew would grab dicks through pants and twist them. why. the roman helmet was invented by the whiteman, no negro would do that.

edit: whoa hey nothing gay about shopping at a designer store

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #115 on:** July 20, 2014, 11:41:17 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 20, 2014, 11:23:09 PM

Doing gay things to your friends at sleepovers

or in the locker room
or in the classroom
or in public
or in front of girls

Actively participating in the aforementioned because you're really good at acting Camp Gay

Momo · « **Reply #116 on:** July 21, 2014, 01:56:53 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 20, 2014, 11:23:09 PM

Doing gay things to your friends at sleepovers

My very brown friend once invited a bunch of us to a sleepover, all dudes. He got 'drunk' on a sip of beer and put on his sisters underwear and invited us to come 'camp' with only those pink panties on, in a tent in his backyard.

I took the L of having been involved, cut my losses and walked home. My mom asked me what happened, and I said I forgot McGuyver was on that night

Rufus · « **Reply #117 on:** July 21, 2014, 02:09:18 AM »

Did she believe you? Because that makes the story even better.

Momo · « **Reply #118 on:** July 21, 2014, 03:06:53 AM »

Well I was watching McGuyver at 7pm without being grilled, so i suppose so

StealthFan · « **Reply #119 on:** July 21, 2014, 04:10:20 AM »

Yeah "ironic" gay shit is a cactivity for sure. There's always that friend that takes it too far.

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