Choose 5
- Watching your favorite sporting event that hasn't yet been overrun by minorities
- Watching a sitcom
- Cooking red meat over an open flame
- Silently judging the poor
- Verbally judging the poor
- Telling racist jokes
- Simulating a battlefield environment with dangerous toys
- Quoting the Constitution
- Quoting the Bible
- Laughing at racist jokes
- Forwarding chain emails
- Posting pictures of your pets to Facebook
- Talking to people about your pets as if they are your children
- Denying gay people the right to marry
- Getting multiple divorces
- Misquoting the Constitution
- Misquoting the Bible
- Locking your car doors while driving through a minority neighborhood
- Making ridiculous lists
- Making ridiculous polls