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Author Topic: What are your favorite cactivities?  (Read 12952 times)

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seagrams hotsauce

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #120 on: July 21, 2014, 07:27:38 AM »
steak cooked bleu :rejoice 

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #121 on: July 21, 2014, 09:08:57 AM »
Showing off my ethnic partner.  :jawalrus

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #122 on: July 21, 2014, 09:16:12 AM »
Not having a side bitch.
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #123 on: July 21, 2014, 09:45:41 AM »
I just came back from Cape Cod, I was there for 2 weeks. It was Cac-mecca.

Provincetown had 'Bear Week' going on, I should have taken some pictures.


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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #124 on: July 21, 2014, 11:50:39 AM »
why arent we calling cactivities cractivities yet?

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #125 on: July 21, 2014, 11:57:36 AM »
cacbros do the gayest and/or rapiest shit. I remember some guy my friend was rooming with would run around the house (of like 4 people) slapping his dick in the air and shit drunk. who does that. another guy I knew would grab dicks through pants and twist them. why. the roman helmet was invented by the whiteman, no negro would do that.


edit: whoa hey nothing gay about shopping at a designer store  >:(

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #126 on: July 21, 2014, 12:13:06 PM »
Calling your parents by their first names

This one is true, but I don't say it in front of them. :fbm

Showing off my ethnic partner.  :jawalrus

Didn't know you had the Jungle Fever, king. :hitler

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #127 on: July 21, 2014, 12:27:40 PM »
Brown not black technically but I guess her people still could have originated in some jungle.

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #128 on: July 21, 2014, 12:31:14 PM »
 :lol So you could technically say "Oh, this is my Indian(?) Girlfriend..." and cacs will be all  :o :o :o :o :o I see you.

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #129 on: July 21, 2014, 02:49:00 PM »
Weird Al Yankovic is probably the whitest thing to ever happen

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Momo

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #130 on: July 21, 2014, 02:52:42 PM »
The cupcake craze is a hipster cac thing right? I mean I know no one that actually buys and eats cupcakes

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #131 on: July 21, 2014, 04:15:23 PM »
The cupcake craze is a hipster cac thing right? I mean I know no one that actually buys and eats cupcakes

It was a thing, until it got too mainstream so that hipsters couldn't even eat cupcakes ironically anymore.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-crumbs-closes-all-stores-20140708-story.html
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #132 on: July 21, 2014, 04:18:17 PM »
Admiring how "eloquent" the Stanford football players are.

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #133 on: July 21, 2014, 04:21:39 PM »
Giving a shit about fonts aside from realizing comic sans is trash
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #134 on: July 21, 2014, 04:31:44 PM »
The cupcake craze is a hipster cac thing right? I mean I know no one that actually buys and eats cupcakes

It was a thing, until it got too mainstream so that hipsters couldn't even eat cupcakes ironically anymore.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-crumbs-closes-all-stores-20140708-story.html
The great cac bubble of our time :'(

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #135 on: July 21, 2014, 05:04:34 PM »
Gay cac sleepovers  :aah

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #136 on: July 21, 2014, 06:28:51 PM »
The great cac bubble of our time :'(

Velvet cupcakes can be red
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #137 on: July 21, 2014, 06:48:47 PM »
Gay cac sleepovers  :aah

Wrestling in pajamas.  :phil

Tasty

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #138 on: July 21, 2014, 07:04:33 PM »

nudemacusers

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #139 on: July 21, 2014, 07:10:27 PM »
Gay cac sleepovers  :aah

Wrestling in pajamas.  :phil
'accidentally' leaving the buttflap undone  :shaq
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #140 on: July 22, 2014, 01:27:35 AM »
Gay cac sleepovers  :aah

Wrestling in pajamas.  :phil
'accidentally' leaving the buttflap undone  :shaq

Having a buttflap on your jammies to begin with.

Calling them jammies.
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #141 on: July 22, 2014, 01:30:22 AM »
wearing henleys to bed

wearing loafers anywhere

buying expensive upmarket rips of streetwear/urban apparel in the safety of high end retail stores
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #142 on: July 22, 2014, 01:44:07 AM »
Gay cac sleepovers  :aah

Wrestling in pajamas.  :phil
'accidentally' leaving the buttflap undone  :shaq

Having a buttflap on your jammies to begin with.

Calling them jammies.

Wearing jammies.
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #143 on: July 22, 2014, 01:53:45 AM »
Having no example for this thread because you don't actually associate with minorities.

Beezy

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #144 on: July 22, 2014, 07:30:33 AM »
For cac men only: Going out in public while wearing sandals.

Wearing the same old pair of sneakers until they've completely fallen apart.

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #145 on: July 22, 2014, 07:49:29 AM »
I have a pair of sandals that's 8 years old and I wear them to work when I feel like it.

Thats combining both things into one.

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #146 on: July 22, 2014, 07:51:47 AM »
I hate hate hate those velcro sandals.
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #147 on: July 22, 2014, 08:38:48 AM »
I hate hate hate those velcro sandals.

How do you know I have a pair of Teva's? :drool

They are so trusty.

Tasty

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #148 on: July 22, 2014, 10:50:27 AM »
Buying a new hat and peeling all the stickers off.

nudemacusers

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #149 on: July 22, 2014, 11:30:00 AM »
I hate hate hate those velcro sandals.

How do you know I have a pair of Teva's? :drool

They are so trusty.
I dare you to smell them

on the plus side, at least they aren't rotted-out chacos  :-X
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #150 on: July 22, 2014, 11:55:55 AM »
They can smell gross after a week of backpacking

Then you just have to kill the germs

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #151 on: July 22, 2014, 07:22:08 PM »


who's in?

Kara

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #152 on: July 22, 2014, 07:23:30 PM »
ILLIEGAL DRUGS

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #153 on: July 22, 2014, 07:25:12 PM »
ILLIEGAL DRUGS

Illegal drugs are okay, tho.
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #154 on: July 22, 2014, 10:12:57 PM »
- cunnilingus
- tipping
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #155 on: July 22, 2014, 10:19:47 PM »
- cunnilingus
- tipping

What a lucky lady!
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Himu

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #156 on: July 27, 2014, 04:03:58 PM »
Can anyone tell me how come every time I see someone with open toe shoes like sandals or whatever, and they take them off - usually when I'm at their place or whatever and we are relaxing - the soles of their feet is pitch black from dirt? I've seen this about 6 times from people I know and they're always white. Explain!
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #157 on: July 27, 2014, 04:14:32 PM »
dirt gets in between and wet from sweat. 

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« Reply #158 on: July 27, 2014, 04:20:34 PM »
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Himu

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #159 on: July 27, 2014, 04:32:41 PM »
dirt gets in between and wet from sweat.

Well, obviously. But it's like these people don't wash their feet. It's like they just throw water on themselves and call it a day. :what
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #160 on: July 27, 2014, 04:44:56 PM »
You're going to turn this into a rag debate aren't you.  Washcloths in the shower are for chumps!

Himu

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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #161 on: July 27, 2014, 04:45:52 PM »
No I'm not. Surely there's a way to wash ones feet even wih just your hands. They did that in the bible at least, and Muslims wash their feet with water every time they pray!
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #162 on: July 28, 2014, 01:16:51 AM »
"it only takes me like three minutes to shower!"

LIKE FUCK IT DOES GET BACK IN THERE YOU DIRTBAG
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #163 on: July 28, 2014, 01:18:20 AM »
i used to not where shoes anywhere when i was younger, to the point where i could literally walk on broken glass with it cutting my feet. and ya know what? the bottom of my feet still weren't black BECAUSE I FUCKIN WASHED THEM
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #164 on: July 28, 2014, 02:10:45 AM »
I wear sneakers until there are giant holes in the bottom and I get stuck with glass. Literally.
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Re: What are your favorite cactivities?
« Reply #165 on: July 28, 2014, 05:02:42 PM »
"it only takes me like three minutes to shower!"

LIKE FUCK IT DOES GET BACK IN THERE YOU DIRTBAG

Word.  This was a weird thing to see in dorm bathrooms.  Dude's taking pride in how little time they spent showering.   

No doubt they never touched a wash rag.  Probably go the rest of the day unmoisturized too.

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