Author Topic: Karakand's diction vomit journal (Read 9906 times)

Kara · « **on:** July 16, 2014, 12:05:37 AM »

ITT: stupid shit I say or write irl is cataloged so I don't have to shit up random threads with it, or keep track of random threads to see the number of likes the stupid shit I say or write irl gets when I post it.

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Centralized planning.

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7/15/2014
Approximately 18:30

"Damn girl, have you read all of Judy Blume's oeuvre?"

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In the course of this conversation I made fun of Forever just for you, Drinky.

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Atramental · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2014, 12:11:16 AM »

My vocabulary is going to expand so much because of this thread.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2014, 12:19:48 AM »

You should start taking requests to insert certain words into a random conversation. Along those lines, if you could somehow work "proboscis" into a conversation sometime, I'd really appreciate it.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2014, 12:20:28 AM »

finally, the bore has its malek replacement arrive

Kara · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2014, 12:24:43 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 16, 2014, 12:19:48 AM

You should start taking requests to insert certain words into a random conversation. Along those lines, if you could somehow work "proboscis" into a conversation sometime, I'd really appreciate it.

That's a tough one, I don't usually talk animals or use animal metaphors. I'll see what I can do.

toku · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:12:39 AM »

Do your thing karkand. Ride it all the way to oblivion.

benjipwns · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:32:28 AM »

Is this where we meet to discuss how to destroy the family?

Kara · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:37:02 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 16, 2014, 01:32:28 AM

Is this where we meet to discuss how to destroy the family?

Wither it away benji, GOSH.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:37:12 AM »

I can't wait to stick my proboscis into that new Judy Blume book!

benjipwns · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:45:40 AM »

Quote from: Karakand on July 16, 2014, 01:37:02 AM

Wither it away benji, GOSH. (Image removed from quote.)

For some reason I like this better with Karl looking the wrong way. It's like he knew you were fucking up thanks to dialectical materialism and now can't even look at you now that you've done it.

Kara · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:47:14 AM »

It also has that "shoddy craftsmanship" air to it (sorry Esch) which just fits actually existing socialist output so well.

Kara · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:59:07 AM »

Oh snap, I have therapy hella early tomorrow morning. I can DEFINITELY fit a completely-inappropriate-for-vernacular-word like proboscis into that somewhere.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:01:06 AM »

"I will eat your pussy"

benjipwns · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:21:34 AM »

It's sad to say that Benjipwns Freedom LLC recently suffered a tragedy in which all of its records were lost on a ship that sunk to the bottom of the ocean shortly after a series of cooperative investigations begun in coordination with OSHA, EPA, the IRS, DEA and other fine agencies of the federal government into its business practices. Luckily, Benjipwns Liberty LLC was recently founded in a Swiss Canton and hopes to provide further support for the production of liberty-positive emoticons and chemical waste disposal.

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Bastiat being obscure makes me

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benjipwns · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:45:32 AM »

I was more lamenting there in general than a direct response to your post because how dare you attempt to coerce me into replying to what you want you statist pig.

How it goes Smith, then Ricardo/Say, then there's nobody (because admitting Marx is too on the nose for the "serious") until Keynes and Hayek, then Freidman. Sometimes you get Fisher thrown in there, but never Bastiat who is still in that gap between Say and Fisher. (And rarely Mises for that matter even among "friendlies" who Hayek admits he just rewrote and cleaned up around the edges.) I think sticking Bastiat and Marx in that Say-Keynes gap does a much better job of outlining political economy.

Look at us exploiting the means of production from Karakand in his own thread.

Kara · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2014, 04:12:28 AM »

Look at the bricolage of high and low itt already.

This thread is going to deliver.

Minor quibble, it'd be Benjipwns Liberty GmbH, not Benjipwns Liberty, LLC. And it'd be founded in Zug, not a canton to be named later.

this ain't Major League Baseball, it's international tax avoidance.

#thedualities of the Red knowing more about international tax avoidance than the Black-Gold.

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I have to commend you on going with the LLC doe, it's very difficult to pierce its veil, even in failed statist dystopias like Unistat.

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king of the internet · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2014, 09:53:50 AM »

I wish I wasn't too stupid to follow the conversation in here.

benjipwns · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:22:53 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 16, 2014, 09:53:50 AM

I wish I wasn't too stupid to follow the conversation in here.

Or are you the smartest one of all being free from the weight and guilt of knowing?

Quote from: Esch on July 16, 2014, 10:20:54 AM

(Image removed from quote.) This is because Mises and Marx belong in the Religious section of Barnes and Noble, not Business or Philosophy.

This actually makes me wonder if my local Barnes and Noble even carries anything by Mises. Human Action I would assume could be the only possible one.

The site can't tell me if a store has any copies of anything? What kind of low rent operation is this B&N? Freakin walmart can. The closest walmart near me has no copies of anything by Marx or Mises available. I can only get the Communist Manifesto and Capital sent to the store for pickup. I feel like I should spend the six bucks on the Manifesto SITE TO STORE just because duality. (Since it's the one with the hot introduction from Gareth Stedman Jones.)

benjipwns · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:55:22 PM »

I think Rand, Hayek and Freidman would be the leaders. Economics in One Lesson is probably up there. I wouldn't be surprised if more libertarians read Ron Paul's books before Mises if they ever got around to the latter.

Kara · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2014, 06:15:53 PM »

Missed my appointment this morning because I couldn't fall asleep until 6:00.

If I can't work proboscis into a sentence prior to next session, I definitely will in next session.

And this break gives me the opportunity to come up with a better sentence in which to use proboscis than the one I hammered out while lying in bed staring at my ceiling this morning.

benjipwns · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2014, 08:27:51 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 16, 2014, 06:07:01 PM

Why we still got libertarians?

Market failure.

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** July 16, 2014, 09:52:14 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 16, 2014, 06:07:01 PM

Why we still got libertarians?

Just letting them breed until we have a sustainable herd for farm stock.

Kara · « **Reply #22 on:** July 16, 2014, 10:00:08 PM »

7/16/14
Approximately 17:15

[In response to a story whose purpose was to solicit my advice about how to handle a neighbor reneging on paying their half of a wall repair.]

"At this juncture I'm reminded of a line from Robert Frost's "Mending Wall"--which [my junior year high school English teacher's name] absolutely abhorred but had to teach our class--'Good fences make good neighbors.'"

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #23 on:** July 16, 2014, 11:18:32 PM »

So verbose, much words wow amaze

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I know I'm not adding much here but I sure enjoy this

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Kara · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2014, 11:52:59 PM »

7/16/14
Approximately 20:45

[In response to a story of someone's boss diving into river water that was 3 feet deep and breaking their leg as a result to "save" their child who had jumped into the river but lost hold of the raft in which the family was travelling.]

"I understand the inextricability of the parental instinct (well, in an abstract, impersonal sense), but how can any of your boss' daughters take him seriously now when he admonishes them to look before they leap?"

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Does the scene setting add to or detract from these?

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Rufus · « **Reply #25 on:** July 17, 2014, 03:02:10 AM »

Oh setting the scene adds a LOT. But there is something to be said for not knowing too. You should go case by case. If it sounds completely incomprehensible without context AND imagining the possibilities could be amusing, leave it out.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** July 17, 2014, 09:17:33 AM »

Quote from: Karakand on July 16, 2014, 11:52:59 PM

7/16/14
Approximately 20:45

[In response to a story of someone's boss diving into river water that was 3 feet deep and breaking their leg as a result to "save" their child who had jumped into the river but lost hold of the raft in which the family was travelling.]

"I understand the inextricability of the parental instinct (well, in an abstract, impersonal sense), but how can any of your boss' daughters take him seriously now when he admonishes them to look before they leap?"

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Does the scene setting add to or detract from these?
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A

look would be more concise.

Kara · « **Reply #27 on:** July 17, 2014, 08:53:59 PM »

If I could text Coli emoticons or reasonably approximate them irl with my facial expressions and / or body language, I would be able to save myself from at least 25% of the things I'll be posting itt.

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7/17/2014
Approximately 17:00

"It's common sense that common courtesy is no longer common. And god help you if you find yourself in a Commonwealth."

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I find reading this in James Cagney's voice makes it sound better.

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Kara · « **Reply #28 on:** July 18, 2014, 10:36:41 PM »

7/18/2014
Approximately 19:30

"I'm wrapping up at the office and then going to a client's soiree."

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As soon as I said soiree brehs... instant

in my mind. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME.

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Mandark · « **Reply #29 on:** July 18, 2014, 10:39:43 PM »

Yeah, using it in that context was pretty unnecessoirée.

Kara · « **Reply #30 on:** July 18, 2014, 10:41:57 PM »

Well, it is an evening party and it does have a purpose (schmoozing).

Still doe.

Kara · « **Reply #31 on:** July 19, 2014, 07:03:34 PM »

7/19/14
Approximately 11:45

"It's my 'guilty polluter' assuager."

Kara · « **Reply #32 on:** July 22, 2014, 06:13:56 PM »

7/22/2014
Approximately 15:00

"I meant that in an admonishing sense, not a salutary one."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** July 22, 2014, 06:17:58 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on July 22, 2014, 06:13:56 PM

7/22/2014
Approximately 15:00

"I meant that in an admonishing sense, not a salutary one."

Kara · « **Reply #34 on:** July 23, 2014, 05:03:04 PM »

7/22/14
Approximately 22:00

[In response to someone lamenting that for once in their life things aren't going easy (professionally).]

"And you've found that flummoxing?"

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Apparently the gerund of flummox (flummoxing) is considered informal speech by lexicographers, which makes this bit of communicative upchuck that much better imo.

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Kara · « **Reply #35 on:** July 23, 2014, 05:36:30 PM »

7/23/14
Approximately 9:45

"In these operations I'm like a proboscis on an invertebrate. "

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Not my finest work, I really shouldn't take requests.

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Yeti · « **Reply #36 on:** July 23, 2014, 05:51:43 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #37 on:** July 23, 2014, 05:56:52 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on July 23, 2014, 05:03:04 PM

7/22/14
Approximately 22:00

[In response to someone lamenting that for once in their life things aren't going easy (professionally).]

"And you've found that flummoxing?"

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Apparently the gerund of flummox (flummoxing) is considered informal speech by lexicographers, which makes this bit of communicative upchuck that much better imo.
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Sadly, I used flummoxed twice in verbal conversation last week; in my defense, it was my first extended period with a fellow native English speaker in months and I was feeling my oats, so to speak.

Kara · « **Reply #38 on:** July 28, 2014, 07:55:08 PM »

7/28/14
Approximately 00:15

"Do you know Marcel Proust?" [Waits for affirmative answer.] "Well FUCK that guy and FUCK involuntary memory... triggering fucking bullshit." [Drains shot of vodka]

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On an ironic note, I went out drinking to forget about something and was successful in this respect, but then later today the person I went with asked me why we were drinking so hard and I wracked my brain trying to figure out why and in a "eureka!" moment remembered why but also what I had been trying to forget.

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Kara · « **Reply #39 on:** July 30, 2014, 02:14:43 AM »

7/28/14
Approximately 15:15

[In response to someone saying that it was too late to change things now that they'd started.]

"Alea iacta est."

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If I had just said the die is cast I doubt it would have registered, but to add insult to injury I just blurt out Latin.

e: I bet my pronunciation was really bad too because halfway through iacta I realized what I was doing and my voice just started trailing off.

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Kara · « **Reply #40 on:** August 06, 2014, 05:08:11 PM »

8/6/14
Approximately 9:20

"There is some iniquity for which there can be no absolution."

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chronovore · « **Reply #41 on:** August 23, 2014, 05:53:13 AM »

Quote from: Esch on August 23, 2014, 01:12:39 AM

You may actually be rubbing off on me

Kara · « **Reply #42 on:** August 23, 2014, 01:38:35 PM »

Leading by example.

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8/22/14
Approximately 17:35

"Cry, 'Havoc!', and let slip the Snake Dog IPAs of war."

team filler · « **Reply #43 on:** August 23, 2014, 02:16:49 PM »

This thread is why the internet was created and this privelege is hittin'!

Kara · « **Reply #44 on:** August 25, 2014, 02:01:37 AM »

8/24/14

Bonus round:

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Kara · « **Reply #45 on:** August 25, 2014, 02:39:30 AM »

I only picked it because all my posts are

. Don't avoid the literal, friend.

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"You're kind, Mr. Kandinsky."
"No, no, no, you must call me Korsakov. You old Reds knew all about false names, hmm? Trotsky's name wasn't Trotsky, Lenin's wasn't Lenin."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0707326/

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Momo · « **Reply #46 on:** August 25, 2014, 04:58:06 AM »

I came here for Karakand's diction vomit, instead I find this Sovok impostor. This thread is a lie, give me my money back

Kara · « **Reply #47 on:** August 25, 2014, 05:08:57 PM »

8/25/14
Approximately 14:00

"You might have stapled it to something else inadvertently."

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Know how to say

as delicately as possible brehs.

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Yeti · « **Reply #48 on:** August 25, 2014, 11:42:15 PM »

I sat in this thread for five minutes trying to come up with a joke involving Czechoslovakian Novel and Chekhov's Gun but I couldn't

Kara · « **Reply #49 on:** August 25, 2014, 11:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on August 25, 2014, 11:42:15 PM

I sat in this thread for five minutes trying to come up with a joke involving Czechoslovakian Novel and Chekhov's Gun but I couldn't

When Jozef Gabcik grabbed his Sten on the morning of May 27, 1942, you might have thought that The Hangman's end was to be in a hail of bullets, but the thrilling conclusion was far more explosive than that.

Kara · « **Reply #50 on:** August 26, 2014, 12:00:58 AM »

Please end my existence.

benjipwns · « **Reply #51 on:** August 27, 2014, 04:49:35 PM »

Hope this helps you cheer up: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127196186&postcount=81

Kara · « **Reply #52 on:** August 28, 2014, 12:24:11 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on August 27, 2014, 04:49:35 PM

Hope this helps you cheer up: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127196186&postcount=81

Like any ~~revolution~~ struggle of national liberation, you will have ~~small bumps~~ imperialist interference as well as ~~those~~ wreckers ~~allied~~ complicit with the ~~old corrupt system~~ ancien regime ~~sabatoging the changes~~ engaging in counter-revolutionary activity. These fake ~~revolutionaries~~ girl gamers will be ~~found out in time~~ descried and ~~justice will be done~~ purged.

Kara · « **Reply #53 on:** August 28, 2014, 09:12:36 PM »

Today in class I learned it's perfectly acceptable to pluralize premium as "premia" instead of "premiums." I can't wait to run this bit of pretentious word substitution into the ground at work.

Kara · « **Reply #54 on:** August 29, 2014, 12:34:02 AM »

I think perhaps this is the closest I will ever feel to the pride a parent feels.

Atramental · « **Reply #55 on:** August 29, 2014, 12:34:08 AM »

Kara · « **Reply #56 on:** August 29, 2014, 03:22:45 AM »

If you only remember 2 things about me, remember that (1) I'm emotionally distant in situations where it could improve a bond if I wasn't and end up damaging it instead as a result and (2) I disappoint pretty much everyone.

toku · « **Reply #57 on:** August 29, 2014, 03:56:35 AM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #58 on:** August 29, 2014, 01:19:53 PM »

Brothers

Kara · « **Reply #59 on:** August 29, 2014, 03:11:43 PM »

Quote from: toku on August 29, 2014, 03:56:35 AM

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