1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[jakefromstatefarm]

fack, Sarah Silverman is unfunny (Image removed from quote.)

This reminds me of one of my favorite GAF-Hop episodes.

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lowkey, PD got away from this relatively unscathed despite saying essentially the same shit you did

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[thisismyusername]

I really want to post to Dex's "I'm sorry?" With a "No you aren't. You pull this crap in every transgender thread when someone opposes your viewpoints. You deny, you ignore, or you sarcastically post before dismissing that person and ignoring them forever. You also go out of your way to start an outrage Olympics when there is no need for that level of offense. If you're offended by Sarah Silverman, fine. But Lexi and you do not speak for every transgender person or poster that you generalize on GAF. So you might as well stop while you're un-permabanned before you get perma'd again for being an annoying festering shitposter."

But I'd get banned.

[Huff]

Gaffots without a sense of humor. I'm shocked.

[Kara]

I really want to post to Dex's "I'm sorry?" With a "No you aren't. You pull this crap in every transgender thread when someone opposes your viewpoints. You deny, you ignore, or you sarcastically post before dismissing that person and ignoring them forever. You also go out of your way to start an outrage Olympics when there is no need for that level of offense. If you're offended by Sarah Silverman, fine. But Lexi and you do not speak for every transgender person or poster that you generalize on GAF. So you might as well stop while you're un-permabanned before you get perma'd again for being an annoying festering shitposter."

But I'd get banned.

This could probably be rewritten in a manner that wouldn't immediately lead to a ban. (I might even attempt such a labor because everything means nothing to me.)

As it is though, yeah.

I understand that people like to be Leeroy Jenkins, but discretion lets you be an intellectual wound that never heals and that is far more satisfying than going Thich Quang Duc.

[Himu]

I really want to post to Dex's "I'm sorry?" With a "No you aren't. You pull this crap in every transgender thread when someone opposes your viewpoints. You deny, you ignore, or you sarcastically post before dismissing that person and ignoring them forever. You also go out of your way to start an outrage Olympics when there is no need for that level of offense. If you're offended by Sarah Silverman, fine. But Lexi and you do not speak for every transgender person or poster that you generalize on GAF. So you might as well stop while you're un-permabanned before you get perma'd again for being an annoying festering shitposter."

But I'd get banned.

This is fine except the last line.

[bud]

I really want to post to Dex's "I'm sorry?" With a "No you aren't. You pull this crap in every transgender thread when someone opposes your viewpoints. You deny, you ignore, or you sarcastically post before dismissing that person and ignoring them forever. You also go out of your way to start an outrage Olympics when there is no need for that level of offense. If you're offended by Sarah Silverman, fine. But Lexi and you do not speak for every transgender person or poster that you generalize on GAF. So you might as well stop while you're un-permabanned before you get perma'd again for being an annoying festering shitposter."

But I'd get banned.

i don't see how that is a bannable post if you leave out the last line.

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133610348&postcount=31

[Momo]

That Lui Kang Baking a Pie try-hard rambling on about coming back in 10 years to that thread is the perfect representation of why I dont care for outrage posting and posters. It all comes off as a narcissistic attempt to one up each other and be the most progressive, as many have mentioned in here before, that post just crystallizes everything wrong about 'discussions' on neogaf.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133666652&postcount=390

Look at this stolen post. PD jacking Pickkles' swag.

[Phoenix Dark]

Bigging up my forum, I'm big enough to do it
I'm that through, plus I know my own posts are foolish

[Himu]

apparently that sarah silverman ad is soul destroying now.

[Phoenix Dark]

I gotta say the uncle tom thing might be the first time in years that a GAF post gave me life. The sheer fuckery, the irony, the anticipation of Himu retorting with some napalm Ether...it was just too much. I'm gonna give Lexi dap for making me believe again.
 

[Pickles the Firecat]

PD hitting my posts with the soundcloud remix treatment

[Phoenix Dark]

PD hitting my posts with the soundcloud remix treatment

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I put random claps and an incomprehensible bassline on it

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[Shaka Khan]

You're posting more these days Lin, the majority of GAF will love you, they've needed a trans Uncle Tom for some time now to validate their transmisogyny.

 

Damn breh the gloves were never even on with that one

DRAG HER SIS

[nudemacusers]

PD became what he hates the most, a biter

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the dualities

[nudemacusers]

also if it helps, you bitches do argue like women 

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133666652&postcount=390

Look at this stolen post. PD jacking Pickkles' swag.

Makes you wonder what else he's stolen. I hope everyone still has their dap receipts.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133676690&postcount=447

damn pd. how can you sustain all these callouts?

[team filler]

pls respond with "Because I am suffocated in a cis guilt shithole every day, I don't need it online."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Awesome....you guys just spent  2000+ words and 75+ post on the most banal shit ever.

[Mr. Nobody]

Awesome....you guys just spent  2000+ words and 75+ post on the most banal shit ever.

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

PD is one of the goat GAF posters. Rustling jimmies by trolling and being sincere, all take Ls in his wake.

Well, except for the Nas stannery, BBC enthusiast thing, etc.

Oh fucking stop.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133676690&postcount=447

damn pd. how can you sustain all these callouts?

There's really no justification for using "Uncle Tom" when "collaborator" is more than satisfactory unless you want to wield terms with a lot of history like a child would wield magic markers.

Use kapo fer chrissake if you have to really go down this road.

[Phoenix Dark]

When do I get rustled at humor

They need to grow (or re-grow) some fucking balls. If you can't deal with jokes I can't fux with you.

[StealthFan]

[jakefromstatefarm]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133666652&postcount=390

Look at this stolen post. PD jacking Pickkles' swag.

trans shouldn't be jealous, that's a cisgender trait

[Shaka Khan]

They need to grow (or re-grow) some fucking balls.

This bitch left all her fucks in the other purse. Make way.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Sometimes I love you guys\girls and sometimes you just take any momentum you earn and piss it down the toilet. Fuck.

[Pickles the Firecat]

Awesome....you guys just spent  2000+ words and 75+ post on the most banal shit ever.

Think of all the time and manpower that could have been dedicated to anime posts.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Awesome....you guys just spent  2000+ words and 75+ post on the most banal shit ever.

Think of all the time and manpower that could have been dedicated to anime posts.

My fault. That post was not directed at the B team.

[Himu]

When do I get rustled at humor

They need to grow (or re-grow) some fucking balls. If you can't deal with jokes I can't fux with you.

Naw. Context is everything. In the case of Sarah Silverman's ad, there was no cause for offense because it doesn't specifically call out trans people. Your joke does. It's not highly offensive, and I'm not going to make a scene over it, but at the same time, you look like a douche and your rationale is stupid. It's also something I can't imagine any minority person saying.

"Nig.ger nig.ger nig.ger nig.ger. Haha, I was just joking!" Is what you are endorsing.

[StealthFan]

[Momo]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

When do I get rustled at humor

They need to grow (or re-grow) some fucking balls. If you can't deal with jokes I can't fux with you.

Naw. Context is everything. In the case of Sarah Silverman's ad, there was no cause for offense because it doesn't specifically call out trans people. Your joke does. It's not highly offensive, and I'm not going to make a scene over it, but at the same time, you look like a douche and your rationale is stupid. It's also something I can't imagine any minority person saying.

I'm not gonna defend the balls joke   I'm talking about the Silverman video. It doesn't even discuss trans people, and getting rustled over it is the definition of reading too much into nothing.

[Kara]

Sometimes I love you guys\girls and sometimes you just take any momentum you earn and piss it down the toilet. Fuck.

Pushing away your peers with self-destructive behavior.

[StealthFan]

my asshole in your mouth

[Shaka Khan]

also if it helps, you bitches do argue like women 

[Shaka Khan]

I'm all gif'd out. Later hoes.

[Momo]

Amir0x, now that you're banned for arguing over Ubisoft games, come post here and take that ribbing bro

[Himu]

oh my god, momo please stop

[jakefromstatefarm]

It doesn't even discuss trans people...

I think this is entirely the point.

[nachobro]

Amir0x, now that you're banned for arguing over Ubisoft games, come post here and take that ribbing bro

[Mr. Nobody]

Amir0x, now that you're banned for arguing over Ubisoft games, come post here and take that ribbing bro

Isn't he the Nixon of Gaf in a way though?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Sometimes I love you guys\girls and sometimes you just take any momentum you earn and piss it down the toilet. Fuck.

Pushing away your peers with self-destructive behavior.

Sometimes you find yourself in the middle of nowhere. And sometimes in the middle of nowhere you find yourself.

Aka I'm buzzed :-)

[Phoenix Dark]

Amir0x, now that you're banned for arguing over Ubisoft games, come post here and take that ribbing bro

[Momo]

That would be glorious, it would be like Sagat stepping onto an island of Ryu clones

[Momo]

I cant believe I need to explain why I would want Amir0x to post here

[nachobro]

Of course if he did come, you feggits would be blowing him within a week.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

B-team.......be quiet...shit.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Of course if he did come, you feggits would be blowing him within a week.

Why would we blow him after he comes?

[Kara]

I cant believe I need to explain why I would want Amir0x to post here

Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows.

[Momo]

I cant believe I need to explain why I would want Amir0x to post here

Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows.

Just imagine the glory of the all out forum text bush war it would generate if he actually got stuck in. I swear that guy will defend himself against all comers with the devotion equal to the inverse of a French soldier in a world war

[jakefromstatefarm]

inverse of a French soldier in a world war

I know this is kinda hard to fathom from an English protectorate state's perspective, but:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Verdun

[Kara]

Speaking of blood for the blood god...

[Momo]

Mistake me referencing pop culture for an actual comment on the resilience of French armed forces circa 1915

[Phoenix Dark]

historical shade is the best shade

[The Legend of Sunblade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=909737

Ninthings coming out of the woodwork to praise their prince.

If this were any other developer, he'd be getting crucified for his choice of words. 

[team filler]

I saw a "filler" in the member queue and approved it but I guess they decided they didnt want to post.

Sorry I kept you waiting, bae.

[StealthFan]

filler