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Phoenix Dark

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Got to have at least one white woman to use as bait breh. C'mon, that's 101 shit.

True.

Cloudwalking, Lindsay, Devo, Kagari, and Dax... who would you pick, PD. :hitler

Raban by a fucking mile. She has survived a car crash and already has lots of wilderness XP.
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Shaka Khan

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I was fishing for a shady response and got a fistful of real talk instead. I wasn't ready. :deadpos
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Phoenix Dark

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I was fishing for a shady response and got a fistful of real talk instead. I wasn't ready. :deadpos

 :ufup
If there's one subject I'm serious about it's white women.
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StealthFan

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SmokyDave

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=909131

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Hey. SmokeyDave has a reputation to keep up as a 4chan hate magnet superstar and justify their "Sonygaf" claims.

The rest of the Ninthings, Xbots and Sony Stanley's tho' :neogaf
Never understood why people think I give a fuck about Sony. They killed the Dreamcast and shut down Lik-Sang. Two mortal sins.

I love the Vita (and the PSP before it) in spite of Sony, not because of them. If MS made the Vita, I'd be just as happy (probably happier because they'd actually support it).

Regardless, I've had to tone that shit down before some fucking Internet psychopath tracks me down and murders me. I wasn't taking any of it seriously, but some fuckers really were.

Edit: I posted in that thread earlier, saying MS had the makings of a tasty lineup. Nobody will notice that though.

Himu

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Bring a pair of groom scissors too. Allows you to not over pluck and you can use it as a weapon against zombies.

You're going to stab zombies with scissors
? It's shit like this that makes us niccas die first in horror scenarios, girl. Nope, you're not gonna be in my group.
 :gurl

Might have to go with a (Image removed from quote.) no niccas policy and kick Stony out too. Also no white women based on their performance in Walking Dead (driving into masses of zombies, crashing cars, sleeping outside while surrounded by zombies, etc).

:yeshrug

You could easily turn a pair of scissors into a good weapon. You could take it apart and sharpen it and attach it to something more mobile like a baseball bat.

And that's why you'll die. Because you will be missing my creativity. :goty2

You sealed your fate, PD.
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fey

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- posting very NSFW, topless pics of Rihanna
- calling unpopular Mario character "Rosalina" a "fat fuck"
- telling user Botty to suck on pop singer Ariana Grande's "tits"

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FUCK THIS SHIT BIASED STUPID ASS SITE GOD FUCK #unbanfey
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Himu

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you could defintely fuck up a zombie with some kitchen or garden shears

that's my girl himu :obama

Take apart hedge clippers, get two baseball bats, some nails, and a hammer. You got your self two scythes. :obama
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Himu

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I know this is slightly off topic and shit but one day, I'ma eat me some horse. It's happening. Better prepare yourself Mr. Ed.
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Mr. Nobody

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- posting very NSFW, topless pics of Rihanna
- calling unpopular Mario character "Rosalina" a "fat fuck"
- telling user Botty to suck on pop singer Ariana Grande's "tits"

Doing one of these things got a member permed, while the other two received a month or 2 month ban. Which is which??





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- posting NSFW, topless pics of Rihanna 1 MONTH BAN
- calling unpopular Mario character "Rosalina" a "fat fuck" PERMANENT BAN
- telling user Botty to suck on pop singer Ariana Grande's "tits" 2 MONTH BAN

FUCK THIS SHIT BIASED STUPID ASS SITE GOD FUCK #unbanfey
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Swine, my brother?


Steve Contra

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Horse is just ok.  There really isn't anybody trying to do quality product anymore.  What you need to do is find from fries done in horse fat.  You'll forever be ruined for french fries and when anyone talks about fries you can just roll you eyes.
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Mr. Nobody

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Isn't horse meat very tough or did I hear that about bear meat?

Steve Contra

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It's a lean meat, yes.
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Phoenix Dark

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Dax hand wringing thread backfired spectacularly.

:obama

get butthurt over Sarah fucking Silverman in 2014 brehs
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Mr. Nobody

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Dax hand wringing thread backfired spectacularly.

:obama

get butthurt over Sarah fucking Silverman in 2014 brehs

Link for us lepers?

Rman

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Dax hand wringing thread backfired spectacularly.

:obama

get butthurt over Sarah fucking Silverman in 2014 brehs

The outrage machine is crazy on GAF these days.

I like this quote:

This might be the generation satire dies. "Author releases essay imploring masses to eat poor people"

Mr. Nobody

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nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133647905&postcount=104

honestly this is the bigger L.

I fear for our generation if we are truly this tone deaf to context and satire.  :'(
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Himu

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Rofl @ that Sarah Silverman video. This doesn't trivialize trans people at all.

Our generation is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged
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thisismyusername

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It's Dax. Ever since she's gone transgender she has gotten worse as a shit poster.

Shaka Khan

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=909611

making me work for it  :pacspit

PD and co. giving me life with their on-point objections. :lawd

Mumei, on the other hand, is neither explaining nor adding anything other than a long-winded "please undestand."
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Rman

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RIP Comedy.

It dies with the Millenial generation.
This isn't the generation where satire dies, it's just that we have a way bigger venue for everyone's opinion to leak out. Instead of where satire is talked about in circles where satire is either appreciated or discussed, you have a bunch of people using the biggest source of information possible to find what they want.

And with outrage culture at an upswing, you have people finding reasons to claim a joke or parody are not there to lampoon a situation but to belittle an issue just because that's what they want to find. Either way, who gives a shit what a regularly offended individual who seems to get off at being pissed off thinks? Ironically they tend to be the people who belittle whatever race/gender/sexuality they're a part of more so than what they claim something that's harmless is doing. And they only ever seem to serve those with agendas against their own by giving examples of overtly sensitive "PC Police" and "SJWs" as they call it. At the end of the day though, real discrimination does exist and by stamping bigotry on anything you make lighter of bigger problems by lumping all of it together. Effectively making everything an unintentional parody.

tl;dr

There's plenty to be offended by, but not everything has to be offensive. But i'm also hardly if ever anything but apathetic to any sort of discrimination my way, so what do I know?


You forgot about #CancelColbert.

Get offended all you want. Not you specifically, in general. That's fine.

But dictating comedic content in a way that must approve your worldview is asinine. 

I'm a Puppy!

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Boogie on a horse is all I need
Yeah pretty sure boogie on a horse would destroy that zombie party
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Mr. Nobody

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133647905&postcount=104

honestly this is the bigger L.

I fear for our generation if we are truly this tone deaf to context and satire.  :'(

Judge humor while lacking a sense of it brehs

Commercial was fine, some folks are upset about it because of their everyday marginalization.

tbh I can understand the hyper sensitivity some members of the trans community have toward stuff. We live in a society where trans issues aren't even a blip on the radar. And when they do crop up, people are incredibly dismissive. I myself was SUPER dismissive RE: Dr. V's magical putter, there were legit issues with that story that, while not as terrible as they were made out to be, should have been accounted for. Yet dudes like me kept pushing it as not a big deal in light of the greater story. That kinda sucks.

It's just a really toxic atmosphere that breeds defensiveness. Not really an excuse, we're all accountable for our actions at the end of the day. But I get it and it's understandable. Obnoxious sometimes but understandable and something that isn't hard to give someone a pass over baring extreme circumstances (eg dudes calling Caleb a murder for the aforementioned story).

I'm a Puppy!

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I dunno if that thread is much of a backfire. You got your usual people pointing out "Hey lighten up" and then the other usual suspects in a rush to show who's the most sensitive/progressive.

In other words, outside of the people being like "chill", it's like most other threads on the topic on GAF.
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Kara

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White women in a zombie party? (Image removed from quote.)

Unless you're from a soviet satellite state(and thus have experienced the only thing worse than the zombie apocalypse), nah.

Cold blooded Warsaw Pact women. :noah :whew

Mr. Nobody

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I'm noticing a trend of offended posters having cartoon/anime avatars in there

Phoenix Dark

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I'm noticing a trend of offended posters having cartoon/anime avatars in there (Image removed from quote.)

Censorship is fine as long as it doesn't interrupt their uguu
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nudemacusers

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social media doing what 9/11 terrorists couldn't
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Colbert handled himself well in the aftermath and that's why he walked away unscathed. I'm sure Silverman can as well since she is genuinely popular and well liked. Basically, everyone needs a good PR man now more than ever.

Colbert handled it well because there was never a real risk. Suey Park waged a one woman war with some extremist rhetoric and for some reason people paid attention to it. There wasn't any real groundswell of outrage. It was less than like a dozen people. There wasn't an aftermath beyond the spectre we created in our heads. As with this Silverman situation. If anything the response to people who miss the joke is sadder than the people themselves. We take too much issue with them and treat it as a risk to whatever we enjoy. It's really not. The Dr. V situation was because, well, some dumb shit was done that needed to be punished.

Kara

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social media doing what 9/11 terrorists couldn't

Surrendering hegemony does not yield expected results.

Freedom, it's so aleatory friends. :lawd

Mr. Nobody

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133652078&postcount=200

Get shut down by the very people you're trying to defend brehs

sarslip

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aaaaaahhh! sweet bore respite!


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fuck that thread, fuck that thread, fuck that thread, fuck that thread, fuck that thread, fuck that thread
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133652078&postcount=200

Get shut down by the very people you're trying to defend brehs

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nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133652078&postcount=200

Get shut down by the very people you're trying to defend brehs
black and trans.









i'm not sure if that means her opinion 2x more or less valuable
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Himu

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That bitch doesn't speak for me.

HELL NO.
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Shaka Khan

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133652078&postcount=200

Get shut down by the very people you're trying to defend brehs
black and trans.









i'm not sure if that means her opinion 2x more or less valuable (Image removed from quote.)

Just try to fit her arguments in a post apocalyptic context. That's how we settle everything in this place.
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Shaka Khan

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Holy shit Cheebs is in that Dax thread.  :lol

Haven't seen that dude in forever.

Black bae under fire is his bat-signal.
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Rman

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That bitch doesn't speak for me.

HELL NO.

Both of your are Pam Grier fans :P

Phoenix Dark

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the fruits of a master's degree :whew such insight. Who knew that comedians were edgy?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133654736&postcount=255

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:beli :lol
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Mr. Nobody

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That bitch doesn't speak for me.

HELL NO.

Both of your are Pam Grier fans :P

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133652078&postcount=200

Get shut down by the very people you're trying to defend brehs
black and trans.









i'm not sure if that means her opinion 2x more or less valuable (Image removed from quote.)
Make that a 5x multiplier since she's a woman as well.
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Shaka Khan

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the fruits of a master's degree :whew such insight. Who knew that comedians were edgy?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133654736&postcount=255

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"I never thought of it that way!" Said no one ever.

"What a waste." Said everyone not named FAFSA.
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Phoenix Dark

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Cheebs is making a mockery of US higher learning
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Fresh Prince died in vain.
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Quote from: Lexi
You're posting more these days Lin, the majority of GAF will love you, they've needed a trans Uncle Tom for some time now to validate their transmisogyny.

 :whoo

Damn breh the gloves were never even on with that one

Mr. Nobody

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Quote from: Lexi
You're posting more these days Lin, the majority of GAF will love you, they've needed a trans Uncle Tom for some time now to validate their transmisogyny.

 :whoo

Damn breh the gloves were never even on with that one

 :gladbron

drag that bitch!
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Rman

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Pam Grier looked great back in the 70s. Plus 70s bush was great.

Steve Contra

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Quote from: Lexi
You're posting more these days Lin, the majority of GAF will love you, they've needed a trans Uncle Tom for some time now to validate their transmisogyny.

 :whoo

Damn breh the gloves were never even on with that one
Damn, going in hard.  Himu should take a few days off the internet and spend some time outdoors after that one.
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Himu

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:rofl  :rofl :rofl

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Rufus

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So, something unrelated. Lexi's avatar. She is aware of the skin tone discrepancy in how she applied that make-up, yes?


A white trans woman calling a black trans woman an uncle tom unironically over a Jewish woman's wage gap joke.

Someone from Free Republic is jerking off over this as we speak

Himu

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I like this heel Lexi.

Love some people with bite. 

:jawalrus

She'd fit in here with that talk.
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Himu

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Gotta admit, Lexi threw that shade.

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Momo

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I love Sophie Ellis Baxtor :(

Kara

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A white trans woman calling a black trans woman an uncle tom unironically over a Jewish woman's wage gap joke.

Someone from Free Republic is jerking off over this as we speak

You forgot that a transwoman of color then called a transwoman who's white an Uncle Tom.

Internecine bloodbaths. :lawd