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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15600 on: November 09, 2014, 07:43:49 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138103288&postcount=284

Hero of Legend back at it again in his attempts to secure his throne as King Ninthing.

"I do hope with all my heart that Nintendo strokes their magic dick all over Sonic and make something truly special."

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15601 on: November 09, 2014, 07:45:35 PM »
Sounds like the dude just wants some Nintendo funded Sonic fan fiction

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15602 on: November 09, 2014, 07:54:08 PM »
hm, made the neofeg banner. I thought we were bros, r/neofeg! explain!

saw it in facegaf, which is where most of the banner material comes from. it's not a bad pic. do you want it removed?  8)

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15603 on: November 09, 2014, 08:02:07 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138103288&postcount=284

Hero of Legend back at it again in his attempts to secure his throne as King Ninthing.

"I do hope with all my heart that Nintendo strokes their magic dick all over Sonic and make something truly special."

I'm mad you only made a fraction of that sentence up  :goty2

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15604 on: November 09, 2014, 08:07:13 PM »
I love nintendo and all but at this point I want to see some bad shit happen just to see the meltdown.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15605 on: November 09, 2014, 08:07:23 PM »
hm, made the neofeg banner. I thought we were bros, r/neofeg! explain!

saw it in facegaf, which is where most of the banner material comes from. it's not a bad pic. do you want it removed?  8)
At least include the smoking jacket; I spent a lot of money on that thing :'(
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15606 on: November 09, 2014, 08:13:25 PM »
hm, made the neofeg banner. I thought we were bros, r/neofeg! explain!

saw it in facegaf, which is where most of the banner material comes from. it's not a bad pic. do you want it removed?  8)
At least include the smoking jacket; I spent a lot of money on that thing :'(

HAH. GHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.  :-*

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15607 on: November 09, 2014, 08:20:26 PM »
In that case, more men should be gay.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15608 on: November 09, 2014, 08:21:47 PM »
35 pages on Halo gameplay.

It ain't 2003-5 brehs. Give it up :rofl
Seriously hope in the next few years, I go to a 2003 themed party and all of the dudes have gelled hair that has blonde highlights in them, the only two bands that are playing at it are Sum 41 and Jimmy Eat World, and the only game that you can play at it is Halo 2 (four player split screen style)

2003 was the shittiest year ever
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15609 on: November 09, 2014, 08:39:38 PM »
yeah 2003 was bad
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15611 on: November 09, 2014, 09:09:30 PM »
I love nintendo and all but at this point I want to see some bad shit happen just to see the meltdown.

Imagine if Miyamoto was found to be a kiddy fiddler or something  :whew
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15612 on: November 09, 2014, 09:14:29 PM »
Clicked on that gamersgate thread that's somehow still going and it was totally worth it:

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=138028546

Holy fucking shit :stahp

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« Reply #15613 on: November 09, 2014, 09:16:04 PM »
Clicked on that gamersgate thread that's somehow still going and it was totally worth it:

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=138028546

Holy fucking shit :stahp

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That falsetto. :aah

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15614 on: November 09, 2014, 09:24:08 PM »
that song is a joke, right?  :-\
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15615 on: November 09, 2014, 09:45:48 PM »
omg

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138115072&postcount=3665

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15616 on: November 09, 2014, 09:49:46 PM »
Wait a godamn minute

I didnt actually click the song before, just looked at amis post


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« Reply #15619 on: November 09, 2014, 11:19:34 PM »
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15624 on: November 10, 2014, 12:45:19 AM »
Accept the Western elite and bourgeoisie framing of inequality while yelling "fuck Capitalism" and having your only "solution" be a higher top tax bracket and more free school lunches, brehs.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15625 on: November 10, 2014, 01:08:10 AM »
People must be bitching through other channels because I've seen them argue for weeks on end with other blatant idiots without a mod emphasizing about a poster's "MO" like that.  :lol

I bet it's Steve Youngblood pulling the strings.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15626 on: November 10, 2014, 01:20:17 AM »
Really the only "trolling" thing I like to do intentionally in inequality threads is bring up global inequality and watch everyone scurry away or start making excuses for the global rich. So anything on that is a fair cop.

I think most of the stuff people think of as me trolling these days is really just some kind of dumb knock-off Socratic prodding I'm prone to. Another fair cop is that I know they haven't examined it and won't. But sometimes you get funny things like EV's whole denial of the existence of individuals as meaningful entities or whatever it was.  :dead

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15627 on: November 10, 2014, 01:50:59 AM »
The thing is that he's basically right though, if he had made a separate thread it would have got killed because it would be seen as "pointless" or "baiting" or something. EV was "derailing" a thread by actually responding to people and pointing out some true things about certain sources among his rants about the fascism. He saw it as people posting Western neoliberal propaganda and he was debunking it and in a few cases he was right but generally that doesn't seem out of bounds behavior in any other thread whether it's about how the DCU is going to bomb or how Russia is going to bomb the Ukraine.

The only reason it "derailed" is because Resident_UA (Walter White avatar) would throw a shit fit and start making like ten posts in a row insulting him and demanding he be banned for even daring to suggest there's any possible duplicity going on by anyone other than Russia.

It seems like 90% of the NEWS content is random tweets and pictures with zero context now.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15628 on: November 10, 2014, 03:13:20 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=138107383#post138107383

Gee what a surprise

why was huelen unbanned again

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15629 on: November 10, 2014, 04:48:23 AM »
I asked myself that question for a few months until I decided to stop paying attention to anything he says since he takes everything so seriously.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15630 on: November 10, 2014, 09:36:01 AM »
Andrex why is your avatar a leaf jacking off on top of She-Hulk's naked ass?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15631 on: November 10, 2014, 09:48:01 AM »
Andrex why is your avatar a leaf jacking off on top of She-Hulk's naked ass?

I... it's... Huh, this must be like a rorschach test or something.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15632 on: November 10, 2014, 09:48:41 AM »
Is Andrex the one who punched his mom? My brain struggles to remember.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15633 on: November 10, 2014, 09:52:27 AM »
Nah, that's Amirox you're thinking of.

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« Reply #15634 on: November 10, 2014, 10:40:00 AM »
... But we all know its only a matter of time before Andrex punches his mom.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15635 on: November 10, 2014, 10:40:38 AM »
... But we all know its only a matter of time before Andrex punches his mom.

 :heh
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15636 on: November 10, 2014, 11:00:56 AM »
... But we all know its only a matter of time before Andrex punches his mom.

Punches him mom? Surely you mean is fucked by his dad? :hitler

Oh wait... that happens nightly. :fbm

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« Reply #15637 on: November 10, 2014, 11:02:48 AM »
:whew
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« Reply #15638 on: November 10, 2014, 11:06:35 AM »
 :ohhh

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15639 on: November 10, 2014, 11:40:31 AM »
... But we all know its only a matter of time before Andrex punches his mom.

Punches him mom? Surely you mean is fucked by his dad? :hitler

Oh wait... that happens nightly. :fbm


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15640 on: November 10, 2014, 11:41:24 AM »
... But we all know its only a matter of time before Andrex punches his mom.

Punches him mom? Surely you mean is fucked by his dad? :hitler

Oh wait... that happens nightly. :fbm

Does Oscar lube up first or does he go in dry?
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« Reply #15641 on: November 10, 2014, 11:55:27 AM »
Does Oscar lube up first or does he go in dry?

My sources only reach(-around) so far, Joe. :'( I wouldn't know.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15643 on: November 10, 2014, 12:00:32 PM »
The thing is that he's basically right though, if he had made a separate thread it would have got killed because it would be seen as "pointless" or "baiting" or something. EV was "derailing" a thread by actually responding to people and pointing out some true things about certain sources among his rants about the fascism. He saw it as people posting Western neoliberal propaganda and he was debunking it and in a few cases he was right but generally that doesn't seem out of bounds behavior in any other thread whether it's about how the DCU is going to bomb or how Russia is going to bomb the Ukraine.

The only reason it "derailed" is because Resident_UA (Walter White avatar) would throw a shit fit and start making like ten posts in a row insulting him and demanding he be banned for even daring to suggest there's any possible duplicity going on by anyone other than Russia.

It seems like 90% of the NEWS content is random tweets and pictures with zero context now.

i dunno back in July EV was on some  :what  saying those in Kiev supported by US were "insurgents" who overthrew an "elected govt"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=121705534&postcount=4089

they're not insurgents in Kiev and the "elected government" is more of a fascist dictatorship, they have plenty of issues, namely getting the entire country to not be corrupt, but calling them "insurgents overthrowing elected gov't" is BS.

wouldnt rustle my jimmies so much if dude werent constantly set to 100% serious, and possessed a modicum of humor.  instead he goes to neogaf to educate people on poly-sci

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15644 on: November 10, 2014, 12:30:29 PM »
People must be bitching through other channels because I've seen them argue for weeks on end with other blatant idiots without a mod emphasizing about a poster's "MO" like that.  :lol

I bet it's Steve Youngblood pulling the strings.

Wait, all this time I thought I was the puppet. Now you're accusing me of being able to mastermind things!?




Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15648 on: November 10, 2014, 02:27:20 PM »
Curious how many even played Battletoads.

I only had the Gameboy version, but holy crap that game kicked my ass.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15649 on: November 10, 2014, 02:28:25 PM »
Curious how many even played Battletoads.

I only had the Gameboy version, but holy crap that game kicked my ass.

I did on the NES. That goddamn vehicle level was total bullshit. Never got past it.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15650 on: November 10, 2014, 02:35:17 PM »
Battletoads was the first game I'd ever played.

It almost turned me off to video games entirely.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15651 on: November 10, 2014, 02:46:30 PM »
Andrex why is your avatar a leaf jacking off on top of She-Hulk's naked ass?

im trying to see what you see, and failing.

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« Reply #15652 on: November 10, 2014, 03:19:55 PM »
Curious how many even played Battletoads.

I only had the Gameboy version, but holy crap that game kicked my ass.

I did on the NES. That goddamn vehicle level was total bullshit. Never got past it.

Just as hard on the Gameboy. Bad memories.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15653 on: November 10, 2014, 04:44:47 PM »
Curious how many even played Battletoads.

I only had the Gameboy version, but holy crap that game kicked my ass.

I did on the NES. That goddamn vehicle level was total bullshit. Never got past it.

The Genesis version was just as bad.


Also Steve: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138227764&postcount=364

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15654 on: November 10, 2014, 04:49:56 PM »
Curious how many even played Battletoads.

I only had the Gameboy version, but holy crap that game kicked my ass.

I did on the NES. That goddamn vehicle level was total bullshit. Never got past it.

Also Steve: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=138227764&postcount=364

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Snitchin out here  :ufup

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15655 on: November 10, 2014, 04:59:16 PM »
Wait, all this time I thought I was the puppet. Now you're accusing me of being able to mastermind things!?
Not even you know how deep this rabbit hole goes.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15656 on: November 10, 2014, 05:29:23 PM »
Snitchin out here  :ufup

I couldn't care if he does or doesn't pirate it. :yeshrug But GAF has a universal rule of admitting that = ban. Therefore, mods should do their job unless they're going to drop that universal ban rule.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15657 on: November 10, 2014, 05:40:38 PM »
Yeah Gaf mods arent the type to just mingle with mere peasents. There's always an ulterior motive, like telling users its ok to make bait threads  :teehee

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15658 on: November 10, 2014, 06:35:48 PM »
i heard esch say he thinks steve youngblood is a pansy

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« Reply #15659 on: November 10, 2014, 06:43:45 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=929641

I don't get what it is about a series where gameplay consists largely of holding down right on the dpad that makes autists go absolutely apeshit.