1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Mr. Nobody]

They're likely in their 20s, unemployed or underemployed, no friends, probably never had a girlfriend, has an extensive porn and anime collection, and either living in some studio apartment or with their parents.  Their lives are miserable failures so they want to revert back to when they were younger and life didn't seem so shitty for them.  It's why they retreat further into anime, porn, video games, and so on. Since they have no friends, there is nobody to really step in and tell these sad sacks that they're losing their grip on reality.  They just hunker down in front of a monitor of some kind and escape reality a little more.

Fortunately for society, these sad fucks are more likely to eat a bullet than to follow through on their urges.

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Don't I wish.

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To be fair, I don't think my life is worth living but that's a long long long long long story and got nothing to do with loli or shit like that.

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Don't be like that breh!

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[toku]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

well I love you breh

[octopushover]

They're likely in their 20s, unemployed or underemployed, no friends, probably never had a girlfriend, has an extensive porn and anime collection, and either living in some studio apartment or with their parents.  Their lives are miserable failures so they want to revert back to when they were younger and life didn't seem so shitty for them.  It's why they retreat further into anime, porn, video games, and so on. Since they have no friends, there is nobody to really step in and tell these sad sacks that they're losing their grip on reality.  They just hunker down in front of a monitor of some kind and escape reality a little more.

Fortunately for society, these sad fucks are more likely to eat a bullet than to follow through on their urges.

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Don't I wish.

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To be fair, I don't think my life is worth living but that's a long long long long long story and got nothing to do with loli or shit like that.

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There there. Dry your tears.

[thisismyusername]

  Don't worry about it, guys.  Maybe some day I'll take the 9mm lead prescription, but not today. It just hits too close to home.

[toku]

[Himu]

it's like every lgbt person i know is or has been suicidal

[toku]

it's like every lgbt person i know is or has been suicidal

No man is an island. Humans need community.

[thisismyusername]

it's like every lgbt person i know is or has been suicidal

It's got very little to do with that, in my case. But I'm not going to get into it and this isn't the place for it. Just saying that pigeonholing hit a little close to home.

[Phoenix Dark]

it's like every lgbt person i know is or has been suicidal

No man is an island. Humans need community.

so many jewels

[toku]

it's like every lgbt person i know is or has been suicidal

No man is an island. Humans need community.

so many jewels
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knowledge god(s)

[StealthFan]

username is gay?

[benjipwns]

No man is an island. Humans need community.

I think it could have ended after the third season or maybe even the second; even if the fifth has some top favorite moments because of more John Oliver and Jonathan Banks.

[toku]

is stealth the densest regular bore member?

[Atramental]

Knowing Stealth, he's probably pulling our legs.

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Or just doesn't have good gaydar like the rest of us. 

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[king of the internet]

Don't do it username. People love you bae. We appreciate you. Please don't go.  :'(

[toku]

Knowing Stealth, he's probably pulling our legs.

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Or just doesn't have good gaydar like most of us here. 

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atramental probably got that good head like any real christian no homo

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bout to be 2015 head is head 

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[StealthFan]

is stealth the densest regular bore member?

[king of the internet]

User if you ever need someone to chat abt anything hit me up on here or gaf. I could always use someone to chat with myself.

[Sausage]

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merry christmas you dumb biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

 
Gets me every fucking time.

[toku]

nah nicca nah

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=144955867#post144955867

video games brehs

[I'm a Puppy!]

Whoa whoa Whoa.  What? !!!!!!

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=144955867#post144955867

video games brehs (Image removed from quote.)

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

ROFL

Reminds me of the good old days of 2006-2009 era sfaggotry.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Hackers 1
SFags. -1,000

[Mr. Nobody]

Make godawful analogies in defense of Sony 

Call losers losers 

[Take My Breh Away]

Compare a traumatizing and life changing event to a minor service annoyance, brehs 

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144967255&postcount=8178

ooooooooh lawd

[I'm a Puppy!]

Holy crap, SonyPonies are really losing it all over the place there. Wow.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144966787&postcount=8159

I encourage anyone who knows one of these pieces of shit to go to their house and beat them to death with their own god damn keyboard.

If I found one of these dog raping shit eating butthole tossing fucks in my day to day travels I would tortrue them for 3 days straight, film the whole thing, then release out into the wild so the other little needle dicks wisen up and get a life.

mods help

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144968341&postcount=8236

No not ridiculous at all. This isn't the first time they did this and they think they are hot shit. "we did it for the lulz." Seriously? What part of any of this is funny?

You know what's a funny use of internet smarts? Hacking a youtube account. When someone took over the Seasame Street youtube and replaced it with brazzers----that was definitely lulz.

These morons would NOT be missed. Better people die everyday in awful ways...but these guys get to roam free? Also, why would we want them in jail? To soak up more time and money from others? Forget it. Bullet in the brain---done. A lesson to stop being a jack off because you are a dingle berry.

Based off that picture he is from a high inbreeding society. :/

holy crap he is losing it

[Cascade]

 




Still 100% relevant.

With Driveclub, the order and now this, Snuckers will go into 2015 even more salty and defensive than usual.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I couldn't get on psn to get on hulu to watch k-on. Someone's going to die!

[nachobro]

it's zlatko. he lost his shit over points in sf4 online, of course he's gonna lose his shit over something even a little more annoying.

[Atramental]

Ha... I'd hate to see him get upset about something that actually mattered.

Then again, people who get that bent out of shape over video games probably have their priorities out of kilter.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=144955867#post144955867

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OH! Oh my! Someone actually made that comparison.

[team filler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144978448&postcount=7

[TakingBackSunday]

Now posters are DEMANDING to be FAIRLY CONPENSATED for their hard TIME AND DEDICATION in regards to this ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS service downtime.

I just bought a ps4 yesterday and I don't fucking care

[WanderingWind]

These people provide a valuable service for the rest of humanity though. Like, if I turned on my PS4 and got annoyed that it didn't work, I'd see them flip shit and then like, I dunno. Go kiss a girl or something and try not to think about the life I could've been living.

So, they're really heroes when you think about it.

[Your Stalker]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/548939363477102593

[Mr. Nobody]

I can't imagine how Gaf was the first time PSN was hacked 

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/548939363477102593

[Cascade]

I can't imagine how Gaf was the first time PSN was hacked 

The shilling.


I even remember Snuckers comparing the month long continuous downtime to the intermittent problems XBL had in 2007.

[El Babua]

The best/worst was when the PS3 calendar broke all the fat systems in late 2009. Keep in mind everyone figured out the clock was the issue without anyone from Sony giving us an update until it subsided.

Was worried as fuck then. 

[StealthFan]

PSN :scusthov:

Should've used those Gamestop cards to buy Far Cry 4 physically instead of getting PSN cards. SCUST.

[El Babua]

Also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960184

first reply

[StealthFan]

[Atramental]

Get cucked, fuckboi.  

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144990763&postcount=652

 

[WanderingWind]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144990763&postcount=652

 

Holy jebus that is too good to be true

[fistfulofmetal]

when ever i see threads about people losing their jobs and click into them to read about it and find out it's from some shit retail job at a chain store or whatever i just have to shake my fucking head. it's a shitty retail job. just go find another one ffs.

[StealthFan]

Such cuckoldry Dat lust won't be denied.

[Mr. Nobody]

when ever i see threads about people losing their jobs and click into them to read about it and find out it's from some shit retail job at a chain store or whatever i just have to shake my fucking head. it's a shitty retail job. just go find another one ffs.

 

[StealthFan]

Homeboy doesn't know the power of new dick on bitches. It don't matter that you planned a nice vacay, fuccboi


That scarf comes from newdick

[Atramental]

Such cuckoldry Dat lust won't be denied.

OP:

[I'm a Puppy!]

I read that as "The power of dicks on bitches"

[thisismyusername]

username is gay?

Yeah,  this surprised me too. I think. I had him mixed up with king of the internet.

You two:

For Stealth:
For Green:

You think my preference for uncut dick was a joke?

[Mr Gilhaney]

username is gay?

Yeah,  this surprised me too. I think. I had him mixed up with king of the internet.

You two:

For Stealth:
For Green:

You think my preference for uncut dick was a joke?

You will be pleased to know I got a very uncut dick. No one ever got to cut it, not even a little bit.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960118



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that thread is getting creepy. granted he did what he should have, but the people who are cumming over his broken english retelling of how he split with her come across as demented individuals.

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145015849&postcount=537

Staring is just raping with your eyes, brehs.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm going to glance. I know it's wrong, I'm not going to justify it. But I'm gonna glance. I don't stare though.