Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt  (Read 6074696 times)

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Mr. Nobody

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19620 on: December 26, 2014, 11:45:40 PM »
They're likely in their 20s, unemployed or underemployed, no friends, probably never had a girlfriend, has an extensive porn and anime collection, and either living in some studio apartment or with their parents.  Their lives are miserable failures so they want to revert back to when they were younger and life didn't seem so shitty for them.  It's why they retreat further into anime, porn, video games, and so on. Since they have no friends, there is nobody to really step in and tell these sad sacks that they're losing their grip on reality.  They just hunker down in front of a monitor of some kind and escape reality a little more.

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Fortunately for society, these sad fucks are more likely to eat a bullet than to follow through on their urges.

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Don't I wish. :fbm

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To be fair, I don't think my life is worth living but that's a long long long long long story and got nothing to do with loli or shit like that.
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:brazilcry Don't be like that breh!
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19621 on: December 26, 2014, 11:51:12 PM »
 :brazilcry

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19622 on: December 26, 2014, 11:55:25 PM »


well I love you breh
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19623 on: December 27, 2014, 12:11:07 AM »
They're likely in their 20s, unemployed or underemployed, no friends, probably never had a girlfriend, has an extensive porn and anime collection, and either living in some studio apartment or with their parents.  Their lives are miserable failures so they want to revert back to when they were younger and life didn't seem so shitty for them.  It's why they retreat further into anime, porn, video games, and so on. Since they have no friends, there is nobody to really step in and tell these sad sacks that they're losing their grip on reality.  They just hunker down in front of a monitor of some kind and escape reality a little more.

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Fortunately for society, these sad fucks are more likely to eat a bullet than to follow through on their urges.

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Don't I wish. :fbm

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To be fair, I don't think my life is worth living but that's a long long long long long story and got nothing to do with loli or shit like that.
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There there. Dry your tears.


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19624 on: December 27, 2014, 12:41:34 AM »
 :lol Don't worry about it, guys.  :-* Maybe some day I'll take the 9mm lead prescription, but not today. It just hits too close to home.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19625 on: December 27, 2014, 01:03:07 AM »

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19626 on: December 27, 2014, 01:25:28 AM »
it's like every lgbt person i know is or has been suicidal
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toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19627 on: December 27, 2014, 01:34:41 AM »
it's like every lgbt person i know is or has been suicidal

No man is an island. Humans need community.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19628 on: December 27, 2014, 01:37:17 AM »
it's like every lgbt person i know is or has been suicidal

It's got very little to do with that, in my case. But I'm not going to get into it and this isn't the place for it. Just saying that pigeonholing hit a little close to home. :whew :leon :tocry

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19629 on: December 27, 2014, 01:38:41 AM »
it's like every lgbt person i know is or has been suicidal

No man is an island. Humans need community.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19630 on: December 27, 2014, 01:49:05 AM »
it's like every lgbt person i know is or has been suicidal

No man is an island. Humans need community.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19631 on: December 27, 2014, 02:46:15 AM »
username is gay?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19632 on: December 27, 2014, 02:57:34 AM »
No man is an island. Humans need community.
I think it could have ended after the third season or maybe even the second; even if the fifth has some top favorite moments because of more John Oliver and Jonathan Banks.

toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19633 on: December 27, 2014, 03:14:06 AM »
is stealth the densest regular bore member?

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« Reply #19634 on: December 27, 2014, 03:21:55 AM »
Knowing Stealth, he's probably pulling our legs.

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Or just doesn't have good gaydar like the rest of us.  :fabulous
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19635 on: December 27, 2014, 03:25:12 AM »
Don't do it username. People love you bae. We appreciate you. Please don't go.  :'(

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19636 on: December 27, 2014, 03:25:21 AM »
Knowing Stealth, he's probably pulling our legs.

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Or just doesn't have good gaydar like most of us here.  :fabulous
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atramental probably got that good head like any real christian no homo

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bout to be 2015 head is head  :-*
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19637 on: December 27, 2014, 03:35:02 AM »
is stealth the densest regular bore member?
:pacspit
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19638 on: December 27, 2014, 03:53:37 AM »
User if you ever need someone to chat abt anything hit me up on here or gaf. I could always use someone to chat with myself.

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« Reply #19639 on: December 27, 2014, 05:25:07 AM »
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merry christmas you dumb biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

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Gets me every fucking time.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19640 on: December 27, 2014, 06:33:00 AM »
nah nicca nah


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19642 on: December 27, 2014, 10:52:27 AM »
Whoa whoa Whoa.  What? !!!!!!
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19644 on: December 27, 2014, 11:06:07 AM »
ROFL

Reminds me of the good old days of 2006-2009 era sfaggotry.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19645 on: December 27, 2014, 11:12:10 AM »
Hackers 1
SFags. -1,000
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19646 on: December 27, 2014, 11:45:25 AM »
Make godawful analogies in defense of Sony  :mynicca

Call losers losers  :bolo

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19647 on: December 27, 2014, 12:09:51 PM »
Compare a traumatizing and life changing event to a minor service annoyance, brehs  :neogaf

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19649 on: December 27, 2014, 12:39:38 PM »
Holy crap, SonyPonies are really losing it all over the place there. Wow.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19650 on: December 27, 2014, 01:05:29 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144966787&postcount=8159

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I encourage anyone who knows one of these pieces of shit to go to their house and beat them to death with their own god damn keyboard.

If I found one of these dog raping shit eating butthole tossing fucks in my day to day travels I would tortrue them for 3 days straight, film the whole thing, then release out into the wild so the other little needle dicks wisen up and get a life.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=144968341&postcount=8236

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No not ridiculous at all. This isn't the first time they did this and they think they are hot shit. "we did it for the lulz." Seriously? What part of any of this is funny?

You know what's a funny use of internet smarts? Hacking a youtube account. When someone took over the Seasame Street youtube and replaced it with brazzers----that was definitely lulz.

These morons would NOT be missed. Better people die everyday in awful ways...but these guys get to roam free? Also, why would we want them in jail? To soak up more time and money from others? Forget it. Bullet in the brain---done. A lesson to stop being a jack off because you are a dingle berry.

Based off that picture he is from a high inbreeding society. :/

holy crap he is losing it
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19651 on: December 27, 2014, 01:06:53 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl




Still 100% relevant.

With Driveclub, the order and now this, Snuckers will go into 2015 even more salty and defensive than usual.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19652 on: December 27, 2014, 01:22:28 PM »
I couldn't get on psn to get on hulu to watch k-on. Someone's going to die!
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19653 on: December 27, 2014, 01:29:40 PM »
it's zlatko. he lost his shit over points in sf4 online, of course he's gonna lose his shit over something even a little more annoying.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19654 on: December 27, 2014, 01:45:19 PM »
Ha... I'd hate to see him get upset about something that actually mattered.

Then again, people who get that bent out of shape over video games probably have their priorities out of kilter.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=144955867#post144955867

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OH! Oh my! Someone actually made that comparison. :anhuld
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19656 on: December 27, 2014, 02:39:22 PM »
Now posters are DEMANDING to be FAIRLY CONPENSATED for their hard TIME AND DEDICATION in regards to this ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS service downtime.

I just bought a ps4 yesterday and I don't fucking care
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19657 on: December 27, 2014, 03:53:19 PM »
These people provide a valuable service for the rest of humanity though. Like, if I turned on my PS4 and got annoyed that it didn't work, I'd see them flip shit and then like, I dunno. Go kiss a girl or something and try not to think about the life I could've been living.

So, they're really heroes when you think about it.


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19659 on: December 27, 2014, 04:08:10 PM »
I can't imagine how Gaf was the first time PSN was hacked  :dayum


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19661 on: December 27, 2014, 04:18:13 PM »
I can't imagine how Gaf was the first time PSN was hacked  :dayum
The shilling. :lawd


I even remember Snuckers comparing the month long continuous downtime to the intermittent problems XBL had in 2007.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19662 on: December 27, 2014, 04:22:57 PM »
The best/worst was when the PS3 calendar broke all the fat systems in late 2009. Keep in mind everyone figured out the clock was the issue without anyone from Sony giving us an update until it subsided.

Was worried as fuck then.  :whew


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19663 on: December 27, 2014, 04:33:19 PM »
PSN :scusthov:

Should've used those Gamestop cards to buy Far Cry 4 physically instead of getting PSN cards. SCUST.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19665 on: December 27, 2014, 04:45:15 PM »
:heh
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19666 on: December 27, 2014, 04:48:45 PM »
Get cucked, fuckboi.  



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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19669 on: December 27, 2014, 05:02:39 PM »
when ever i see threads about people losing their jobs and click into them to read about it and find out it's from some shit retail job at a chain store or whatever i just have to shake my fucking head. it's a shitty retail job. just go find another one ffs.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19670 on: December 27, 2014, 05:08:24 PM »
Such cuckoldry :lawd Dat lust won't be denied.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19671 on: December 27, 2014, 05:08:42 PM »
when ever i see threads about people losing their jobs and click into them to read about it and find out it's from some shit retail job at a chain store or whatever i just have to shake my fucking head. it's a shitty retail job. just go find another one ffs.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19672 on: December 27, 2014, 05:10:44 PM »
Homeboy doesn't know the power of new dick on bitches. It don't matter that you planned a nice vacay, fuccboi :heh


That scarf comes from newdick :aah
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19673 on: December 27, 2014, 05:22:51 PM »
Such cuckoldry :lawd Dat lust won't be denied.
OP:
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19674 on: December 27, 2014, 05:26:53 PM »
I read that as "The power of dicks on bitches"
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19675 on: December 27, 2014, 07:06:58 PM »
username is gay?

Yeah,  this surprised me too. I think. I had him mixed up with king of the internet.

You two:

For Stealth: :beli :comeon :gurl
For Green: :beli :comeon :gurl

You think my preference for uncut dick was a joke? :comeon

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19676 on: December 27, 2014, 07:53:05 PM »
username is gay?

Yeah,  this surprised me too. I think. I had him mixed up with king of the internet.

You two:

For Stealth: :beli :comeon :gurl
For Green: :beli :comeon :gurl

You think my preference for uncut dick was a joke? :comeon

You will be pleased to know I got a very uncut dick. No one ever got to cut it, not even a little bit.

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19677 on: December 27, 2014, 08:07:54 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960118



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that thread is getting creepy. granted he did what he should have, but the people who are cumming over his broken english retelling of how he split with her come across as demented individuals.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19678 on: December 27, 2014, 08:14:31 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145015849&postcount=537

Staring is just raping with your eyes, brehs.


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19679 on: December 27, 2014, 08:23:39 PM »
I'm going to glance. I know it's wrong, I'm not going to justify it. But I'm gonna glance. I don't stare though.
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