1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[helios]

It's hard not to glance when they're staring back at you.

[StealthFan]

dem titties

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telling me that it's wrong when I stare at tiddies, is like telling me eating carnitas on a regular is bad for my health. I agree wit you and I'll probably die from a heartattack before I hit 50, but in the mean time I'm still gon eat 

[Atramental]

Titty meats are nice but my foot fetish overrides that lust.

Man, I stare at the ground way too much during the summer time.  Flip flops n shit. Ugh.

[Phoenix Dark]

Titty meats are nice but my foot fetish overrides that lust.

[Atramental]

My brain is warped. Too much sexual suppression during puberty.

[TVC15]

Man, you'll NEVER guess what I did with my dick in this dream I had last night.

[team filler]

urinated sitting down?

[TVC15]

I'm an enlightened man and thus I only pee sitting down.

[Phoenix Dark]

Man, you'll NEVER guess what I did with my dick in this dream I had last night.

you fucked someone in the ear?

[toku]

He fell in love.

[TVC15]

The more I think about it, the more fucked up it is that it came from my mind and I enjoyed doing it.

[Joe Molotov]

Got sucked off by a fish?

[Mr. Nobody]

Foot fetishes

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't get the appeal. Feet are cool, and cute feet are super cool...but I'd rather look at a big ass, boobs, or hips. I'll take legs over feet, too. And of course hair over feet.

[Broseidon]

Man, you'll NEVER guess what I did with my dick in this dream I had last night.

you fucked someone in the ear?

Never heard of aural sex?

[Mr. Nobody]

I can appreciate a woman who keeps her feet nice as a sign of good hygiene but thats where it stops

Some of the shit I've seen

[StealthFan]

delicious feets

[Phoenix Dark]

I can appreciate a woman who keeps her feet nice as a sign of good hygiene but thats where it stops

Some of the shit I've seen (Image removed from quote.)

waste a perfect opportunity to just say "I give feet props but that's where it stops" brehs

[Joe Molotov]

I can appreciate a woman who keeps her feet nice as a sign of good hygiene but thats where it stops

Some of the shit I've seen (Image removed from quote.)

waste a perfect opportunity to just say "I give feet props but that's where it stops" brehs
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Feet are neat, but I don't beat my meat to feet.

[toku]

feet are fucking disgusting man but a girl with her nails done and long legs...

[E-DuB]

The more I think about it, the more fucked up it is that it came from my mind and I enjoyed doing it.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS TVC

[thisismyusername]

The more I think about it, the more fucked up it is that it came from my mind and I enjoyed doing it.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS TVC

No, please. After his torture porn he can leave us hanging.

[king of the internet]

I've never understood the foot thing. A foot to me is in the same league as like an elbow or an ankle. I don't really think about weird bony extremities when I'm jerking off.

[StealthFan]

niccas in the cuck thread patting him on the back for forwarding shit to the wife.



The wife will forgive and he'll just fuck another slut. That's what alphas do. Meanwhile OP will still be a bitch-made cuck, and probably won't get another lass to fuck him for a bit.

[cosmicblizzard]

Man, you'll NEVER guess what I did with my dick in this dream I had last night.

Turning someone's elbow and knee joints into pulp?

[Atramental]

I've never understood the foot thing. A foot to me is in the same league as like an elbow or an ankle. I don't really think about weird bony extremities when I'm jerking off.

It's all about the fleshy soles and what the toes can do around a certain appendage. 

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man, I'm going to regret writing this shit in the morning.

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[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960499

 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960499

 

[milchs evil twin]

"Her profile says she's been in a relationship for 2 years. OP lives in Canada. This girl lives in Rome."

Holy creep.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

PlayStation hack on front page of CNN this am. Jimmy's about to get rustled.

[Himu]

Psn is down? I've been watching downton Abby on Amazon instant video and Netflix the past few days.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Psn is down? I've been watching downton Abby on Amazon instant video and Netflix the past few days.

Been down since Xmas broette

[The Legend of Sunblade]

DDoS attack from script kiddie group, not really a hack. XBL is/was also down due to the same group. They go back up periodically, but it doesn't last long. In PSN's case, it's mostly PS4, PS3/Vita were quick to recover.

I just want to download the Jackbox Party Pack.  :'(

[Himu]

So how come psn is down but I can see my friends going on and offline and I can watch netflix

[The Legend of Sunblade]

It's working fine on PS3 and Vita, it's only PS4 access that's being clogged still.

That and not all apps require the handshake with PSN to work on their own. For instance, I could do the save data upload/download in Binding of Isaac on christmas day despite PSN itself still being down, and I can still use Netflix on PS4 despite not being signed in.

[thisismyusername]

Psn is down? I've been watching downton Abby on Amazon instant video and Netflix the past few days.

Those don't exactly go through the Playstation Network, last I checked. Think of those as separate services that are only downloaded as an application FROM the Playstation Network.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960478

 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960478

 

 

[Take My Breh Away]

Netflix was working over Christmas on the PS3. Even downloaded the app updates fine when prompted.

Binge watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Bojack Horseman

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960478

 

For once gaf actually talks about playing games.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960499


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Beaten.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960499

 

Though mods closed the thread now.

[Mr Gilhaney]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145033516&postcount=353

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145080565&postcount=550

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145033516&postcount=353

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145080565&postcount=550


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This is the most human I've even seen him. Who knew the dude still had some blood running through his dick.

[octopushover]

i gotta see a picture of this guy's wife

[I'm a Puppy!]

It's easier to be into really big chicks if you never intend to have sex with them.
>.>

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960499

 

My initial reaction to the thread title was "use Muslim holidays to get laid brehs."

[Shaka Khan]

Foot fetish is pretty harmless. I'm always a fan of it sneaking in during sex as long as it doesn't dominate.

I mean would you turn down your feet being sucked, your nips being rubbed, your dick being jerked, all whilst you're being fucked? It's 2014, multitask people.

[Tasty]

Foot fetish is pretty harmless. I'm always a fan of it sneaking in during sex as long as it doesn't dominate.

I mean would you turn down your feet being sucked, your nips being rubbed, your dick being jerked, all whilst you're being fucked? It's 2014, multitask people.

This is why I stick to only having sex with 2+ partners at a time.

[Supermanisdead]

Psn is down? I've been watching downton Abby on Amazon instant video and Netflix the past few days.

How are you enjoying downton abbey

[Shaka Khan]

Foot fetish is pretty harmless. I'm always a fan of it sneaking in during sex as long as it doesn't dominate.

I mean would you turn down your feet being sucked, your nips being rubbed, your dick being jerked, all whilst you're being fucked? It's 2014, multitask people.

This is why I stick to only having sex with 2+ partners at a time.

Silly child, this is all with one person.

[Tasty]

I'm sure. But it's easier with 2.

[Rufus]

It's easier to be into really big chicks if you never intend to have sex with them.
>.>

You can fuck all the fold and everywhere feels like boobs. 

[Himu]

Psn is down? I've been watching downton Abby on Amazon instant video and Netflix the past few days.

How are you enjoying downton abbey

i love downton abby. been a fan for years, but missed season 4 because I was raw about season 3's ending. So far it's pretty great and things are boiling to a head.

[Himu]

massages where he massages your neck, and then your shoulders, back, butt, legs, and feet from top to bottom

Shaka knows what it's about 

[Himu]

[Rufus]

It's easier to be into really big chicks if you never intend to have sex with them.
>.>

You can fuck all the fold and everywhere feels like boobs. 

Shut up, Dufus.

[TVC15]

http://www.playbuzz.com/marniew10/what-type-of-bad-boy-makes-you-quiver

I got SHERLOCK

[toku]

http://www.playbuzz.com/marniew10/what-type-of-bad-boy-makes-you-quiver

I got SHERLOCK

haha

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145033516&postcount=353

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145080565&postcount=550


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