Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6067350 times)

helios · « **Reply #19680 on:** December 27, 2014, 08:31:56 PM »

It's hard not to glance when they're staring back at you.

StealthFan · « **Reply #19681 on:** December 27, 2014, 08:37:13 PM »

dem titties

team filler · « **Reply #19682 on:** December 27, 2014, 08:52:11 PM »

telling me that it's wrong when I stare at tiddies, is like telling me eating carnitas on a regular is bad for my health. I agree wit you and I'll probably die from a heartattack before I hit 50, but in the mean time I'm still gon eat

Atramental · « **Reply #19683 on:** December 27, 2014, 08:53:03 PM »

Titty meats are nice but my foot fetish overrides that lust.

Man, I stare at the ground way too much during the summer time. Flip flops n shit. Ugh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19684 on:** December 27, 2014, 09:04:03 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 27, 2014, 08:53:03 PM

Titty meats are nice but my foot fetish overrides that lust.

Atramental · « **Reply #19685 on:** December 27, 2014, 09:14:05 PM »

My brain is warped. Too much sexual suppression during puberty.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19686 on:** December 27, 2014, 09:18:54 PM »

Man, you'll NEVER guess what I did with my dick in this dream I had last night.

team filler · « **Reply #19687 on:** December 27, 2014, 09:20:44 PM »

urinated sitting down?

TVC15 · « **Reply #19688 on:** December 27, 2014, 09:21:56 PM »

I'm an enlightened man and thus I only pee sitting down.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19689 on:** December 27, 2014, 09:41:14 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 27, 2014, 09:18:54 PM

Man, you'll NEVER guess what I did with my dick in this dream I had last night.

you fucked someone in the ear?

toku · « **Reply #19690 on:** December 27, 2014, 09:41:49 PM »

He fell in love.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19691 on:** December 27, 2014, 09:45:38 PM »

The more I think about it, the more fucked up it is that it came from my mind and I enjoyed doing it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19692 on:** December 27, 2014, 10:11:51 PM »

Got sucked off by a fish?

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #19693 on:** December 27, 2014, 10:12:11 PM »

Foot fetishes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19694 on:** December 27, 2014, 10:16:01 PM »

I don't get the appeal. Feet are cool, and cute feet are super cool...but I'd rather look at a big ass, boobs, or hips. I'll take legs over feet, too. And of course hair over feet.

Broseidon · « **Reply #19695 on:** December 27, 2014, 10:20:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2014, 09:41:14 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 27, 2014, 09:18:54 PM
Man, you'll NEVER guess what I did with my dick in this dream I had last night.

you fucked someone in the ear?

Never heard of aural sex?

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #19696 on:** December 27, 2014, 10:23:43 PM »

I can appreciate a woman who keeps her feet nice as a sign of good hygiene but thats where it stops

Some of the shit I've seen

StealthFan · « **Reply #19697 on:** December 27, 2014, 10:26:23 PM »

delicious feets

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19698 on:** December 27, 2014, 10:26:52 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on December 27, 2014, 10:23:43 PM

I can appreciate a woman who keeps her feet nice as a sign of good hygiene but thats where it stops

Some of the shit I've seen (Image removed from quote.)

waste a perfect opportunity to just say "I give feet props but that's where it stops" brehs

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19699 on:** December 27, 2014, 10:30:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2014, 10:26:52 PM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on December 27, 2014, 10:23:43 PM
I can appreciate a woman who keeps her feet nice as a sign of good hygiene but thats where it stops

Some of the shit I've seen (Image removed from quote.)

waste a perfect opportunity to just say "I give feet props but that's where it stops" brehs
(Image removed from quote.)

Feet are neat, but I don't beat my meat to feet.

toku · « **Reply #19700 on:** December 27, 2014, 10:38:11 PM »

feet are fucking disgusting man but a girl with her nails done and long legs...

E-DuB · « **Reply #19701 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:40:59 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 27, 2014, 09:45:38 PM

The more I think about it, the more fucked up it is that it came from my mind and I enjoyed doing it.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS TVC

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19702 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:54:29 AM »

Quote from: E-DuB on December 28, 2014, 12:40:59 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 27, 2014, 09:45:38 PM
The more I think about it, the more fucked up it is that it came from my mind and I enjoyed doing it.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS TVC

No, please. After his torture porn he can leave us hanging.

king of the internet · « **Reply #19703 on:** December 28, 2014, 01:59:56 AM »

I've never understood the foot thing. A foot to me is in the same league as like an elbow or an ankle. I don't really think about weird bony extremities when I'm jerking off.

StealthFan · « **Reply #19704 on:** December 28, 2014, 02:52:34 AM »

niccas in the cuck thread patting him on the back for forwarding shit to the wife.

The wife will forgive and he'll just fuck another slut. That's what alphas do. Meanwhile OP will still be a bitch-made cuck, and probably won't get another lass to fuck him for a bit.

cosmicblizzard · « **Reply #19705 on:** December 28, 2014, 03:14:39 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 27, 2014, 09:18:54 PM

Man, you'll NEVER guess what I did with my dick in this dream I had last night.

Turning someone's elbow and knee joints into pulp?

Atramental · « **Reply #19706 on:** December 28, 2014, 03:19:48 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on December 28, 2014, 01:59:56 AM

I've never understood the foot thing. A foot to me is in the same league as like an elbow or an ankle. I don't really think about weird bony extremities when I'm jerking off.

It's all about the fleshy soles and what the toes can do around a certain appendage.

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king of the internet · « **Reply #19707 on:** December 28, 2014, 03:20:24 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960499

Tasty · « **Reply #19708 on:** December 28, 2014, 03:21:55 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on December 28, 2014, 03:20:24 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960499

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #19709 on:** December 28, 2014, 04:57:19 AM »

"Her profile says she's been in a relationship for 2 years. OP lives in Canada. This girl lives in Rome."

Holy creep.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #19710 on:** December 28, 2014, 07:08:20 AM »

PlayStation hack on front page of CNN this am. Jimmy's about to get rustled.

Himu · « **Reply #19711 on:** December 28, 2014, 09:08:32 AM »

Psn is down? I've been watching downton Abby on Amazon instant video and Netflix the past few days.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #19712 on:** December 28, 2014, 09:17:25 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on December 28, 2014, 09:08:32 AM

Psn is down? I've been watching downton Abby on Amazon instant video and Netflix the past few days.

Been down since Xmas broette

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #19713 on:** December 28, 2014, 09:22:29 AM »

DDoS attack from script kiddie group, not really a hack. XBL is/was also down due to the same group. They go back up periodically, but it doesn't last long. In PSN's case, it's mostly PS4, PS3/Vita were quick to recover.

I just want to download the Jackbox Party Pack. :'(

Himu · « **Reply #19714 on:** December 28, 2014, 09:25:38 AM »

So how come psn is down but I can see my friends going on and offline and I can watch netflix

The Legend of Sunblade · « **Reply #19715 on:** December 28, 2014, 09:49:29 AM »

It's working fine on PS3 and Vita, it's only PS4 access that's being clogged still.

That and not all apps require the handshake with PSN to work on their own. For instance, I could do the save data upload/download in Binding of Isaac on christmas day despite PSN itself still being down, and I can still use Netflix on PS4 despite not being signed in.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19716 on:** December 28, 2014, 09:55:56 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on December 28, 2014, 09:08:32 AM

Psn is down? I've been watching downton Abby on Amazon instant video and Netflix the past few days.

Those don't exactly go through the Playstation Network, last I checked. Think of those as separate services that are only downloaded as an application FROM the Playstation Network.

octopushover · « **Reply #19717 on:** December 28, 2014, 10:28:28 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960478

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #19718 on:** December 28, 2014, 11:05:58 AM »

Quote from: octopushover on December 28, 2014, 10:28:28 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960478

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #19719 on:** December 28, 2014, 11:14:53 AM »

Netflix was working over Christmas on the PS3. Even downloaded the app updates fine when prompted.

Binge watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Bojack Horseman

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #19720 on:** December 28, 2014, 11:17:29 AM »

Quote from: octopushover on December 28, 2014, 10:28:28 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960478

For once gaf actually talks about playing games.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #19721 on:** December 28, 2014, 11:35:57 AM »

Quote from: Esch on December 28, 2014, 11:17:37 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960499

(Image removed from quote.)

Beaten.

Quote from: king of the internet on December 28, 2014, 03:20:24 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960499

Though mods closed the thread now.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #19722 on:** December 28, 2014, 11:56:45 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145033516&postcount=353

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145080565&postcount=550

king of the internet · « **Reply #19723 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:01:27 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on December 28, 2014, 11:56:45 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145033516&postcount=353

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145080565&postcount=550

(Image removed from quote.)

This is the most human I've even seen him. Who knew the dude still had some blood running through his dick.

octopushover · « **Reply #19724 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:20:35 PM »

i gotta see a picture of this guy's wife

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #19725 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:22:52 PM »

It's easier to be into really big chicks if you never intend to have sex with them.
>.>

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19726 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:29:53 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on December 28, 2014, 03:20:24 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=960499

My initial reaction to the thread title was "use Muslim holidays to get laid brehs."

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #19727 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:34:57 PM »

Foot fetish is pretty harmless. I'm always a fan of it sneaking in during sex as long as it doesn't dominate.

I mean would you turn down your feet being sucked, your nips being rubbed, your dick being jerked, all whilst you're being fucked? It's 2014, multitask people.

Tasty · « **Reply #19728 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:38:47 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 28, 2014, 12:34:57 PM

Foot fetish is pretty harmless. I'm always a fan of it sneaking in during sex as long as it doesn't dominate.

I mean would you turn down your feet being sucked, your nips being rubbed, your dick being jerked, all whilst you're being fucked? It's 2014, multitask people.

This is why I stick to only having sex with 2+ partners at a time.

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #19729 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:45:50 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on December 28, 2014, 09:08:32 AM

Psn is down? I've been watching downton Abby on Amazon instant video and Netflix the past few days.

How are you enjoying downton abbey

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #19730 on:** December 28, 2014, 01:03:35 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 28, 2014, 12:38:47 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 28, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
Foot fetish is pretty harmless. I'm always a fan of it sneaking in during sex as long as it doesn't dominate.

I mean would you turn down your feet being sucked, your nips being rubbed, your dick being jerked, all whilst you're being fucked? It's 2014, multitask people.

This is why I stick to only having sex with 2+ partners at a time.

Silly child, this is all with one person.

Tasty · « **Reply #19731 on:** December 28, 2014, 01:09:24 PM »

I'm sure. But it's easier with 2.

Rufus · « **Reply #19732 on:** December 28, 2014, 01:27:03 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 28, 2014, 12:22:52 PM

It's easier to be into really big chicks if you never intend to have sex with them.
>.>

You can fuck all the fold and everywhere feels like boobs.

Himu · « **Reply #19733 on:** December 28, 2014, 01:37:53 PM »

Quote from: Supermanisdead on December 28, 2014, 12:45:50 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on December 28, 2014, 09:08:32 AM
Psn is down? I've been watching downton Abby on Amazon instant video and Netflix the past few days.

How are you enjoying downton abbey

i love downton abby. been a fan for years, but missed season 4 because I was raw about season 3's ending. So far it's pretty great and things are boiling to a head.

Himu · « **Reply #19734 on:** December 28, 2014, 01:41:53 PM »

massages where he massages your neck, and then your shoulders, back, butt, legs, and feet from top to bottom

Shaka knows what it's about

Himu · « **Reply #19735 on:** December 28, 2014, 01:59:39 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #19736 on:** December 28, 2014, 02:06:17 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on December 28, 2014, 01:43:36 PM

Quote from: Rufus on December 28, 2014, 01:27:03 PM
Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 28, 2014, 12:22:52 PM
It's easier to be into really big chicks if you never intend to have sex with them.
>.>
You can fuck all the fold and everywhere feels like boobs.

Shut up, Dufus.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19737 on:** December 28, 2014, 02:29:15 PM »

http://www.playbuzz.com/marniew10/what-type-of-bad-boy-makes-you-quiver

I got SHERLOCK

toku · « **Reply #19738 on:** December 28, 2014, 02:31:59 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 28, 2014, 02:29:15 PM

http://www.playbuzz.com/marniew10/what-type-of-bad-boy-makes-you-quiver

I got SHERLOCK

haha

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #19739 on:** December 28, 2014, 03:59:48 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on December 28, 2014, 11:56:45 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145033516&postcount=353

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145080565&postcount=550

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