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thisismyusername

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19920 on: December 31, 2014, 12:36:00 AM »
Me reading this page

You reading anything non-Fischer Price in general:

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Honestly for me it'd be:

BC2 = BC1 > BF1943 > BF4 = BF3 >> BF2 = BF1942 = BF2142 >>>>>>>>>>>> BF2: Modern Combat

Without getting into the expansions or Vietnam.

The only thing I didn't like about BC2 was the destruction balance and helicopters with really no viable way to take them down unless you sat there and practiced shooting at a helicopter for 800 hours. BC1 didn't have that air issue since there was anti-air emplacements around the map. Plus small-arms fire like LMG's could hit the helicopter and damage it (like BC2: Vietnam but not as insane in damage like the console versions). Oh and three-four flag conquest (:trash ) after Bad Company 1 had 5-7 flag double-assault (enemy home bases could be captured and thereby the "home bases" could flip if people were flanking properly and if all the flags were capped people on the total dominated team couldn't spawn, round ended in a matter of seconds due to the accelerated bleed) conquest.

BC1's major problem was the slot-machine RNG damage. You could empty a magazine into one person and then dump half a mag into another. No consistent TTK that BC2->on fixed.

1943's problem is lack of support. I'd kill for them to port that to PC and actually give it more than three maps.

BF3/4 are interchangable and have the same issues in regards to map design on Rush. Conquest isn't terrible but it isn't amazing in either of these (IMO). BF3's maps are a bit stronger than BF4's IMO. Only BF4 base maps I like are: Hainan Resort and Rogue Transmission. DLC wise though: I think BF3 edges out slightly in having solid all-around expansion maps while BF4 has a strong Naval Strike, Final Stand and okay Second Assault (why did they remake Metro though. Ugh). While, China Rising and Dragon Teeth are pretty bad IMO.

BF1942/2/2142 are all okay, but I wasn't around on PC during their heyday to say ZOMG AMAZING. But going back to them is a bit tough after Bad Company/modern era BF.

BF2: Modern Combat is straight up :trash though. The hot-swap campaign is terribly boring. I didn't care for any of the maps and I REALLY don't get the love for "Bridge Too Far."
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« Reply #19921 on: December 31, 2014, 12:39:54 AM »
bf2: special forces has yet to be surpassed in the series. warlord goat map.
Worst part of that was that I prefer non-lethal (except by placing C4 on them and diving out before detonation) vehicles only in BF gameplay, but yet I also love blowing the tanks and choppers and crap up. So I was so torn.

BC2 fed the latter need by letting me go mouse-holing to get at jerks.

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« Reply #19922 on: December 31, 2014, 12:46:20 AM »
BC2 did own.
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« Reply #19923 on: December 31, 2014, 12:53:45 AM »
BF2 had anti-air and anti-vehicle stuff all over every spawn point on some maps it felt like. Especially the unconquerable areas to I assume prevent spawn camping.

Which, of course, for a while made it my goal to circle around to the other teams spawn area since usually most of the good stuff especially jets and choppers spawned only there, throw C4 onto stuff and sit in the AA weapon then blow up people as they hopped in something and took off. Then throw grenades wildly as they killed me.  :lol

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« Reply #19924 on: December 31, 2014, 01:00:01 AM »
I'm one of those battle rifle/pistol people.

The gunplay in H3 was just far beyond COD4, IMO.

Debatable. I didn't like how the starting gun was sorely outclassed by like 5 different weapons and how said default starting gun needed to empty a clip while rushing the enemy to melee kill/trade-kill with the enemy. Trading kills in that game was hilariously bad.

CoD4 trades that "outclass" gun system in for a Higher Rate of Fire > Slower RoF system. Which sucks, and is in use by a lot of modern "military shooters."  However, all the guns in theory take the same 2-3 bullets to kill an enemy. That lowered the skill curve significantly and meant a player with good map positioning could control the round.

However they both have their faults in regards to being "arena shooters" that fall flat in trying to be a successor to Quake 3/Unreal Tournament. CoD with the rate of fire/damage being the same system and Halo for the fact that the "outclassed guns" are SORELY outclassed to where it felt like you were bringing a butter knife to a Gatling gun fight. You can't pull off something like bunny-hopping-rocket-jumping to outplay a railgun user in Halo.

BF2 had anti-air and anti-vehicle stuff all over every spawn point on some maps it felt like. Especially the unconquerable areas to I assume prevent spawn camping.

Which, of course, for a while made it my goal to circle around to the other teams spawn area since usually most of the good stuff especially jets and choppers spawned only there, throw C4 onto stuff and sit in the AA weapon then blow up people as they hopped in something and took off. Then throw grenades wildly as they killed me.  :lol

BF3 has them as well. User controlled. Problem is they weren't placed in a very well positioned area a lot of the time to where a lot of people just ignored them. BF4 changed this to where a jet has to be in your uncap to be attacked AND has to be spotted for the non-user controlled anti-air to kick in. I don't mind that change, but at the same time jets REALLY aren't going into the uncap anyway to where the anti-air is essentially useless.

I'm talking in regards to the rest of the map though, in BC2 your options for anti-air was:

-Practice with the RPG-7/Carl Gustav for hours to hit them consistently (CG wasn't great for this though)
-Learn to snipe with the AT-4 (better option, but really shouldn't HAVE to do this)

A lot of the maps didn't feature an anti-air wagon (which got replaced by the hilariously broken for two games now mobile Anti-Air vehicle) and if not that, an anti-air station that wasn't more than one in the center of the map.

Oh, right and:

-Using a tracer dart and hitting the helicopter and praying they didn't smoke it off so someone with an RPG-7 could lock-on to your tracer dart a la a Stinger/IG-LA in BF3/4 to nail the helicopter.

Infantry vs Air was frustrating in BC2. BF3/4 attempted to solve this by adding the Stinger/IGLA but at the same time it lopsided the battle toward infantry because a lot of the infantry can carry it. Item/class limits could probably solve this but "no fun allowed/competitive balance" isn't really the goal for BF and really shouldn't be. It's something that makes me scratch my head toward BF4's "CTE" wanting to make the game super competitive for ESL/MLG/etc. when a lot of pro players have left the game because it simply isn't meant to be that.
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« Reply #19925 on: December 31, 2014, 01:14:07 AM »
I guess shooting down air vehicles is one of my few MLG-pro abilities like being a Medic because the only problem I really had with it in BC2 was the ungodly amount of distraction devices they seemed to have. The fact that you had to really move after each shot made that worse. Land vehicles didn't have that problem thankfully, nor could they generally fire on you quick enough.

Some other recent game had the same problem where chopper equivalents could spawn flares like every ten seconds or something.

I always thought it funny that Bad Company 2 was their blatant shot at trying to camp off Call of Duty, and that BF3 was going to start the "back to HARDCORE" line, but BC2 has remained the more faithful to the BF2 lineage in a lot of ways outside of absurdly large maps with lots of dead space.

EDIT: Though the ground vs. air combat in BC2 really really really really depended on the map. A few of them have large areas with literally zero viable cover from any halfway sentient pilot while others (at the start at least) let you hide everywhere.

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« Reply #19926 on: December 31, 2014, 01:27:47 AM »
I guess shooting down air vehicles is one of my few MLG-pro abilities like being a Medic because the only problem I really had with it in BC2 was the ungodly amount of distraction devices they seemed to have. The fact that you had to really move after each shot made that worse. Land vehicles didn't have that problem thankfully, nor could they generally fire on you quick enough.

Did you play on PC? A lot of the people that played BC2 on PC go "oh well air vehicles weren't that bad" when they were. Also if I remember right PC didn't have that hilarious "air acceleration" bug/glitch/whatever-oversight where putting the pitch and yaw jussssssssssssssst right would have your nose slightly down and you strafing in a circle around areas to where you gained massive speed (exaggeration but faster than:) to where infantry on console couldn't keep up with the circling speed. You had to predict if they were going to continue to circle-strafe around and lead the shot somewhat.



It was literally brain-dead easy to do that sort of thing with about ~5 mins of practice on consoles because all you had to do was throw the thumbsticks in toward each other while edging the nose down slightly to start the circle-strafe and then just spin and spin and spin with barely anyone able to hit you.

The other "WTF DICE" thing was:



DAT VORTEX.

BF3 removed that from the front and added the Halo: Reach "assassination flourish" system to the back-of-person knife system. Then people continued to just attempt to front-knife by just slashing at someone for 20-50 damage until they died in 2-4 hits. So DICE added a counter-knife system in BF4 but then you run into situations like this happening because the server/client aren't in sync with each other to give either player an accurate "this person is facing you, so don't attempt to knife them" response. :/

(And Vortexing still happens just from behind and FARRRRR less often than it did in BC2)

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« Reply #19927 on: December 31, 2014, 01:36:44 AM »
Did you play on PC?
:gurl

 :comeon

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But seriously. Yeah, PC. I was one of those "Battlefield will never work on consoles" people just because of how well DICE had been at QA and balance on PC with single (or 1.5) game focuses. :lol

I can't really speak to any recent console FPSes because the last one I played was probably Blops on the Wii. And Treyarch apparently created some magic patching system to that so it was remarkably like a stripped down PC version in terms of lingering major broken things.
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I remember that lunge though, Medic had an extra large vortex or something IIRC. And I play like 80% Medic...
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« Reply #19928 on: December 31, 2014, 03:20:33 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145443802&postcount=315

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« Reply #19929 on: December 31, 2014, 03:39:57 AM »
"For me and others it is a serious problem."

Not earning the simple chance of sticking your dick in another person's hole is a serious problem?  :heh

OH!

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« Reply #19931 on: December 31, 2014, 04:54:58 AM »
Adored the CQC BF3 maps and towards the end thats all I would play (PC).

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« Reply #19932 on: December 31, 2014, 07:40:38 AM »
BF2 felt like going paintballing. BF3 felt like laser tag.

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« Reply #19933 on: December 31, 2014, 07:57:21 AM »
Did you play on PC?
:gurl

 :comeon

 :beli

It actually works surprisingly well, despite the console "certification" patch process which screws fast turn-around times over.

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I remember that lunge though, Medic had an extra large vortex or something IIRC. And I play like 80% Medic...
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It wasn't just medic. The melee was all kinds of fucking stupid in Bad Company 2.

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« Reply #19934 on: December 31, 2014, 08:33:01 AM »
Yeah, I was thinking Medic had a longer vortex because of one of his weapons though, since the model was larger it made "him" larger, but it's not really important I suppose. I might be confusing it with a TF2 bug or something.

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« Reply #19935 on: December 31, 2014, 08:33:56 AM »
Having passionate opinions about console shooters is like having passionate opinions about frozen food.


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« Reply #19936 on: December 31, 2014, 08:38:52 AM »
Yeah, I was thinking Medic had a longer vortex because of one of his weapons though, since the model was larger it made "him" larger, but it's not really important I suppose. I might be confusing it with a TF2 bug or something.

Yeah, the model thing is totally TF2 and encountered mostly by using a spy IIRC.

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« Reply #19937 on: December 31, 2014, 09:03:00 AM »
Having passionate opinions about console shooters is like having passionate opinions about frozen food.


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« Reply #19938 on: December 31, 2014, 09:29:25 AM »
Having passionate opinions about console shooters is like having passionate opinions about frozen food.

An entire year and our version of Opiate has yet to endorse anything as a good time.


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« Reply #19939 on: December 31, 2014, 10:13:57 AM »
Ohhhh, I pissed off a Hot Pockets fan.  Sorry.

You don't need my approval to enjoy your next Molasses Warrior Auto Aim Fighter 3000.







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« Reply #19940 on: December 31, 2014, 10:14:56 AM »
Ohhhh, I pissed off a Hot Pockets fan.  Sorry.

LOL!

I haven't had a hot pocket in a decade sir

:ufup

Now if you want to talk frozen pizzas, I'm your guy.
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benjipwns

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« Reply #19941 on: December 31, 2014, 10:19:54 AM »



 :mouf

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« Reply #19942 on: December 31, 2014, 10:21:44 AM »




:lawd
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« Reply #19944 on: December 31, 2014, 10:24:49 AM »
And for the record my favorite FPS right now is DayZ even though it isn't supposed to be one.

That bandit life

 :aah

http://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/2qv1tx/white_people_could_refer_to_each_other_as_nillas/

Finally, someone cracked the code.

Ha ha second post


You have just been made Moderator of R/Philippines
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benjipwns

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« Reply #19945 on: December 31, 2014, 10:45:08 AM »
For cheap store brands, Kroger's rising crust kind is actually pretty good. Better than a lot of the lower middle tier stuff like your Red Baron's and Tombstone.  :yeshrug

Solid sauce, good cheese melt, the toppings seem decent quality. Each of the Red Baron varieties seems to fail in one or more ways, cheese, crust, toppings, sauce, etc.

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« Reply #19946 on: December 31, 2014, 10:56:46 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145460527&postcount=366

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What the point of getting laid just for the sake of it?
I could get laid very easily, I'm tall (6"3), I'm an athlete, I have an above average dick, I'm very confident and I know exactly what I want from life, I'm independent, I'm very happy and live a fulfilling life, I'm not anti social and chat regularly with perfect strangers (my good look is helping a lot), I have good social skill, I know how to interact with people, I know how to enjoy life, I know how to drink, party, play team sports etc...  The only flaw that I have is that I have a huge ego and my confidence make me act like an eccentric because I don't give a fuck about what other people could think. I am also very polite and respectful and don't want to force myself onto other people if they clearly don't want me to. I'm self aware of my strong opinions and my big ego so I like to play dumb in order to not be too intimidating. I also don't like petty conflicts so I rather back down than escalate things and prove that I'm a macho, some people think of me as a doormat because of this,  but when the conflict is worth it they clearly don't want to confront me,  because I could be very mean and aggressive for the right cause.   

With all this, I'm still a virgin and just turned 28 this last November. People could mock me but I don't care because I'm better than them at a lot of other things. I'm even pretty sure that I am better at sex than most non virgin because of my confidence, my empathy, my athletic skills, all those years of meditation, playing with myself, learning and researching, I know how to please someone and be careful. The only think I lack is muscle memory and automatisms, but I'm a fast learner so I don't really worry about that,  and this is a thing all people should worry about when they have a new partner, even if they've got lot of sex experience.

If my regular activities and way of life start to bore me, maybe I could think about a relationship or becoming a manwhore but for the moment I don't care and I like the idea of becoming a wizard who don't look like one.

Maybe my testimony could help other late virgins who are lacking confidence and worry about things too much.
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« Reply #19947 on: December 31, 2014, 10:58:54 AM »
That's the reason I got a job with Air Asia.

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« Reply #19948 on: December 31, 2014, 11:00:02 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145460527&postcount=366

Quote from: Me_Marcadet
What the point of getting laid just for the sake of it?
I could get laid very easily, I'm tall (6"3), I'm an athlete, I have an above average dick, I'm very confident and I know exactly what I want from life, I'm independent, I'm very happy and live a fulfilling life, I'm not anti social and chat regularly with perfect strangers (my good look is helping a lot), I have good social skill, I know how to interact with people, I know how to enjoy life, I know how to drink, party, play team sports etc...  The only flaw that I have is that I have a huge ego and my confidence make me act like an eccentric because I don't give a fuck about what other people could think. I am also very polite and respectful and don't want to force myself onto other people if they clearly don't want me to. I'm self aware of my strong opinions and my big ego so I like to play dumb in order to not be too intimidating. I also don't like petty conflicts so I rather back down than escalate things and prove that I'm a macho, some people think of me as a doormat because of this,  but when the conflict is worth it they clearly don't want to confront me,  because I could be very mean and aggressive for the right cause.   

With all this, I'm still a virgin and just turned 28 this last November. People could mock me but I don't care because I'm better than them at a lot of other things. I'm even pretty sure that I am better at sex than most non virgin because of my confidence, my empathy, my athletic skills, all those years of meditation, playing with myself, learning and researching, I know how to please someone and be careful. The only think I lack is muscle memory and automatisms, but I'm a fast learner so I don't really worry about that,  and this is a thing all people should worry about when they have a new partner, even if they've got lot of sex experience.

If my regular activities and way of life start to bore me, maybe I could think about a relationship or becoming a manwhore but for the moment I don't care and I like the idea of becoming a wizard who don't look like one.

Maybe my testimony could help other late virgins who are lacking confidence and worry about things too much.

 :snoop
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« Reply #19949 on: December 31, 2014, 11:04:43 AM »
1) Thinks that
2) Actually broadcasts it to the world

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« Reply #19950 on: December 31, 2014, 11:06:55 AM »
1) Thinks that
2) Actually broadcasts it to the world

If you're 28 and you've never been laid, it's not "them" it's "you"

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« Reply #19951 on: December 31, 2014, 11:36:23 AM »
After years of research and developing my empathy and confidence, I also thought I was ready to enter the tunnel of love. I then proceeded to ejaculated after about 30 seconds.  :lawd

But trust me, there was nothing wrong with the research I had made before hand.

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« Reply #19952 on: December 31, 2014, 12:04:45 PM »
After years of research and developing my empathy and confidence, I also thought I was ready to enter the tunnel of love. I then proceeded to ejaculated after about 30 seconds.  :lawd

But trust me, there was nothing wrong with the research I had made before hand.

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« Reply #19953 on: December 31, 2014, 12:15:10 PM »
100 bucks to a dollar that fella is actually extremely socially inept and hasn't even ever went after a woman/man. 
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« Reply #19954 on: December 31, 2014, 12:19:15 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145460527&postcount=366

Quote from: Me_Marcadet
What the point of getting laid just for the sake of it?
I could get laid very easily, I'm tall (6"3), I'm an athlete, I have an above average dick, I'm very confident and I know exactly what I want from life, I'm independent, I'm very happy and live a fulfilling life, I'm not anti social and chat regularly with perfect strangers (my good look is helping a lot), I have good social skill, I know how to interact with people, I know how to enjoy life, I know how to drink, party, play team sports etc...  The only flaw that I have is that I have a huge ego and my confidence make me act like an eccentric because I don't give a fuck about what other people could think. I am also very polite and respectful and don't want to force myself onto other people if they clearly don't want me to. I'm self aware of my strong opinions and my big ego so I like to play dumb in order to not be too intimidating. I also don't like petty conflicts so I rather back down than escalate things and prove that I'm a macho, some people think of me as a doormat because of this,  but when the conflict is worth it they clearly don't want to confront me,  because I could be very mean and aggressive for the right cause.   

With all this, I'm still a virgin and just turned 28 this last November. People could mock me but I don't care because I'm better than them at a lot of other things. I'm even pretty sure that I am better at sex than most non virgin because of my confidence, my empathy, my athletic skills, all those years of meditation, playing with myself, learning and researching, I know how to please someone and be careful. The only think I lack is muscle memory and automatisms, but I'm a fast learner so I don't really worry about that,  and this is a thing all people should worry about when they have a new partner, even if they've got lot of sex experience.

If my regular activities and way of life start to bore me, maybe I could think about a relationship or becoming a manwhore but for the moment I don't care and I like the idea of becoming a wizard who don't look like one.

Maybe my testimony could help other late virgins who are lacking confidence and worry about things too much.
:dead
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« Reply #19956 on: December 31, 2014, 12:38:07 PM »
Guess you can still wring money out of that game after all

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« Reply #19957 on: December 31, 2014, 12:52:41 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145460527&postcount=366

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What the point of getting laid just for the sake of it?
I could get laid very easily, I'm tall (6"3), I'm an athlete, I have an above average dick, I'm very confident and I know exactly what I want from life, I'm independent, I'm very happy and live a fulfilling life, I'm not anti social and chat regularly with perfect strangers (my good look is helping a lot), I have good social skill, I know how to interact with people, I know how to enjoy life, I know how to drink, party, play team sports etc...  The only flaw that I have is that I have a huge ego and my confidence make me act like an eccentric because I don't give a fuck about what other people could think. I am also very polite and respectful and don't want to force myself onto other people if they clearly don't want me to. I'm self aware of my strong opinions and my big ego so I like to play dumb in order to not be too intimidating. I also don't like petty conflicts so I rather back down than escalate things and prove that I'm a macho, some people think of me as a doormat because of this,  but when the conflict is worth it they clearly don't want to confront me,  because I could be very mean and aggressive for the right cause.   

With all this, I'm still a virgin and just turned 28 this last November. People could mock me but I don't care because I'm better than them at a lot of other things. I'm even pretty sure that I am better at sex than most non virgin because of my confidence, my empathy, my athletic skills, all those years of meditation, playing with myself, learning and researching, I know how to please someone and be careful. The only think I lack is muscle memory and automatisms, but I'm a fast learner so I don't really worry about that,  and this is a thing all people should worry about when they have a new partner, even if they've got lot of sex experience.

If my regular activities and way of life start to bore me, maybe I could think about a relationship or becoming a manwhore but for the moment I don't care and I like the idea of becoming a wizard who don't look like one.

Maybe my testimony could help other late virgins who are lacking confidence and worry about things too much.

"I'm very confident"

Mentions penis size in the first sentence.

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I imagine that's along the same lines as a guy who starts his conversation by saying how much he "owns"
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19958 on: December 31, 2014, 12:54:38 PM »
Speaking of which, how's that new car working out AiA?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19959 on: December 31, 2014, 12:55:30 PM »
Speaking of which, how's that new car working out AiA?

She loves it, thanks for asking.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19961 on: December 31, 2014, 01:02:53 PM »


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19962 on: December 31, 2014, 01:09:12 PM »
Bad Company 2 is legit god tier. An extended match in Arica Harbor is life changing. Rush OR Conquest. FIGHT ME TO THE DEATH IN ARICA HARBOR OVER IT.

Agreeing hard with benji and I deauxnt curr :bow2
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19963 on: December 31, 2014, 01:13:16 PM »
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There are no normal virgins according to this chart though. :brazilcry

"Normal" adult virgin. :heh :heh

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19965 on: December 31, 2014, 01:17:17 PM »
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There are no normal virgins according to this chart though. :brazilcry

"Normal" adult virgin. :heh :heh
I know lots of women how are adult virgins that are pretty normal.
Well, at least they handle it way better than guys.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19966 on: December 31, 2014, 01:19:22 PM »
Bad Company 2 is legit god tier. An extended match in Arica Harbor is life changing. Rush OR Conquest. FIGHT ME TO THE DEATH IN ARICA HARBOR OVER IT.

Agreeing hard with benji and I deauxnt curr :bow2

Technically you're agreeing with me   :heh

Give me the Vietnam Mod on BC2 and vanilla and some busy servers and I'd be good.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19967 on: December 31, 2014, 01:21:46 PM »
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There are no normal virgins according to this chart though. :brazilcry

"Normal" adult virgin. :heh :heh
I know lots of women how are adult virgins that are pretty normal.
Well, at least they handle it way better than guys.

That's because they actually could get laid that same day if they wanted to, breh.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19968 on: December 31, 2014, 01:22:21 PM »
BF:BC2 Vietnam is straight up GOAT-tier
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19970 on: December 31, 2014, 01:37:29 PM »
BC2:Vietnam did kinda fly under the radar probably because of only the five maps but I still have to give the nod to Arica and parts of some others in the base game because of the whole aspect where you're like "okay, I'm going to flank around through these buildings and get A" but guess what they aren't fucking there anymore. Or you're like I'm getting away from this sniper oh shit the wall just blew up and now the buildings collapsing. And at the end of the match the camera shows how the battle has carved this path through the city and whole sections are just not there anymore.

Hill 137 is hot but I really needed an urban level to well...level.

Spotting feature was like so necessary in Vietnam.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19971 on: December 31, 2014, 02:21:46 PM »
No excuse to be a virgin past 25 unless you're religious/not looking to have sex. Stop hand wringing and call up a backpage chick, loser.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19973 on: December 31, 2014, 02:39:10 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145489111&postcount=6008

I wonder why  :comeon

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Yes because I'm sure his interests in anime, NAS, and video games is clearly what she was really looking for.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19974 on: December 31, 2014, 02:45:19 PM »
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I never understood why the Phoney has the highest awkward stat if he has friends and has gotten close.  You'd think it would be right in the middle.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19975 on: December 31, 2014, 02:47:54 PM »
No excuse to be a virgin past 25 unless you're religious/not looking to have sex. Stop hand wringing and call up a backpage chick, loser.
:what

Or just fuck a fat girl :yeshrug what do you have to lose?

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Hey man, fat girls are like mopeds. They are fun to ride unless your friends catch you doing it.

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« Reply #19976 on: December 31, 2014, 02:52:49 PM »
No excuse to be a virgin past 25 unless you're religious/not looking to have sex. Stop hand wringing and call up a backpage chick, loser.
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Or just fuck a fat girl :yeshrug what do you have to lose?

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That or older bitches.    Lots of them in their 30's-early 40's treat young dick like trophies and are still bangable enough. But if the dude in question is already the same age he might as well declare it a lost cause.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19977 on: December 31, 2014, 02:56:39 PM »
No excuse to be a virgin past 25 unless you're religious/not looking to have sex. Stop hand wringing and call up a backpage chick, loser.
:what

Or just fuck a fat girl :yeshrug what do you have to lose?

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That or older bitches.    Lots of them in their 30's-early 40's treat young dick like trophies and are still bangable enough. But if the dude in question is already the same age he might as well declare it a lost cause.

I would have to know the following to fully thumbs down him

1) What does he do for a living
2) Is he at least sociable in a no weirdo fashion
3) Does he live with his parents

Even older women probably aren't going to pick a guy up as his parents house for a night of sexual escapades
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19978 on: December 31, 2014, 02:59:43 PM »
No excuse to be a virgin past 25 unless you're religious/not looking to have sex. Stop hand wringing and call up a backpage chick, loser.
:what

Or just fuck a fat girl :yeshrug what do you have to lose?

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Hey man, fat girls are like mopeds. They are fun to ride unless your friends catch you doing it.

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Damnit old man  :dead

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19979 on: December 31, 2014, 03:01:19 PM »
No excuse to be a virgin past 25 unless you're religious/not looking to have sex. Stop hand wringing and call up a backpage chick, loser.
:what

Or just fuck a fat girl :yeshrug what do you have to lose?

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Hey man, fat girls are like mopeds. They are fun to ride unless your friends catch you doing it.

 :phil

Damnit old man  :dead

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