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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19980 on: December 31, 2014, 03:10:51 PM »
http://kotaku.com/kid-calls-911-over-playstation-network-outage-1676716991


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19981 on: December 31, 2014, 03:30:02 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145489111&postcount=6008

I wonder why  :comeon
Holy hell, I cringed so hard I think I pulled a muscle in my neck and I grew up Mormon. I'm used to cringing.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19982 on: December 31, 2014, 03:58:01 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=962620

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Her first long term relationship was for 5-6yrs with 45yr old drug dealer and heroin addict, she was 16. She moved in with him at that age and his whole "family" is still close to her - they are a surrogate for her own family who had retired to Portugal and have never really been there for her (she moved back to UK at 16). Certainly a story of someone whose fallen in with the wrong crowd.


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19983 on: December 31, 2014, 04:01:35 PM »
"Certainly a story of someone whose fallen in with the wrong crowd."

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19984 on: December 31, 2014, 04:08:55 PM »
There was a time in my life where I would be all about that girl. Beautiful, but troubled?


I can save her!!


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19985 on: December 31, 2014, 04:09:31 PM »
He pulled out of his depth and then caught feelings, he shoulda known.


Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19987 on: December 31, 2014, 04:52:06 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=145460527&postcount=366
I'm even pretty sure that I am better at sex than most non virgin because of my confidence, my empathy, my athletic skills, all those years of meditation, playing with myself, learning and researching, I know how to please someone and be careful.

I'm pretty sure I could install a toilet, but that doesn't mean I will.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19990 on: December 31, 2014, 06:20:38 PM »
No excuse to be a virgin past 25 unless you're religious/not looking to have sex. Stop hand wringing and call up a backpage chick, loser.
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Well I mean those girls cost money, money I'd rather spend you know on video games.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19991 on: December 31, 2014, 06:30:16 PM »
lmao at PD losing it at 25. Damn nicca.

Also Elliot Rogers was clearly a homosex that couldn't cope and decided to take it out on women and others. Kinggi will kill tho. Oh yes he will. He's gonna merc niccas within next five years.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19993 on: December 31, 2014, 07:13:35 PM »
No excuse to be a virgin past 25

PD cleverly setting the line of acceptable virginity ages just so he doesnt ether himself

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Hey, you do martial arts, right? I used to do boxing but don't have access to a gym anymore. Was thinking about just keeping my skills sharp by doing speed/punching drills and shadowboxing at home at the very least. Is that a good idea or is that a waste without any equipment?

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19994 on: December 31, 2014, 07:25:36 PM »
he reminds me of you
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« Reply #19995 on: December 31, 2014, 07:26:25 PM »
Little girls are flat.

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« Reply #19996 on: December 31, 2014, 07:35:40 PM »
he reminds me of you

Yeah, didn't he like Mila Kunis?  :-X

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19997 on: December 31, 2014, 08:01:54 PM »
The "my life is a sham because a girl's hole didn't fall on my dick yet" squad on Gaf is just sad. You know why they feel that way? Because they're lonely, but for some reason they equate dick holing with being in a awesome relationship. Motherfuckers need to combat loneliness, not their virginity.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #19998 on: December 31, 2014, 08:47:53 PM »
Who cares? We're all going to die.

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« Reply #19999 on: December 31, 2014, 08:54:39 PM »
The "my life is a sham because a girl's hole didn't fall on my dick yet" squad on Gaf is just sad. You know why they feel that way? Because they're lonely, but for some reason they equate dick holing with being in a awesome relationship. Motherfuckers need to combat loneliness, not their virginity.

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I was going to say something like this too. Getting your dick wet doesn't change a thing about your personality. Maybe it'll help you get over some mental blocks but it's not like you physically change after it happens or anything. Adult virgins on GAF paradoxically try to pretend it doesn't matter while at the same time assigning too much worth to it.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20000 on: December 31, 2014, 09:06:43 PM »
Post-collegiate virgins will never call up a backpage hooker or fuck a fat chick because their problems are bigger than their virginity.  Whatever their issue is is what is holding them back from losing their virginity, not the virginity itself.  Probably some powerful mix of depression, anxiety, and spending their crucial socializing moments (their teen and pre-teen years) in front a computer or a TV.  Basically they're social distinguished mentally-challenged fellows and probably won't get over their mental block until they get some therapy.  Also they probably know every porn star by name, cataloged their videos in chronological progression, and can identify which BBC drilled them.  They're so used to jacking off to porn that they don't need real women, so they don't put forth the effort to approach any women.  Dr. Drew likes to talk about this every now and then.

Whatever it is, they should fix it fast.  I can't imagine a woman is going to want to play sexual catch up with a 28 year old whose sex skills are the same as a 13 year old's.  Maybe they could rent out a backpage hooker for a weekend and bang her nonstop to start getting practiced.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20001 on: December 31, 2014, 09:08:47 PM »
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20002 on: December 31, 2014, 09:10:57 PM »
Post-collegiate virgins will never call up a backpage hooker or fuck a fat chick because their problems are bigger than their virginity.  Whatever their issue is is what is holding them back from losing their virginity, not the virginity itself.  Probably some powerful mix of depression, anxiety, and spending their crucial socializing moments (their teen and pre-teen years) in front a computer or a TV.  Basically they're social distinguished mentally-challenged fellows and probably won't get over their mental block until they get some therapy.  Also they probably know every porn star by name, cataloged their videos in chronological progression, and can identify which BBC drilled them.  They're so used to jacking off to porn that they don't need real women, so they don't put forth the effort to approach any women.  Dr. Drew likes to talk about this every now and then.

Whatever it is, they should fix it fast.  I can't imagine a woman is going to want to play sexual catch up with a 28 year old whose sex skills are the same as a 13 year old's.  Maybe they could rent out a backpage hooker for a weekend and bang her nonstop to start getting practiced.

PD post if you're okay, bae.

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20003 on: December 31, 2014, 09:12:33 PM »
i was about to say i see a few shots fired in that post
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« Reply #20004 on: December 31, 2014, 09:13:27 PM »
Fucking a fat chick or paying a hooker aren't going to fix the confidence issues.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20005 on: December 31, 2014, 09:15:33 PM »
Fucking a fat chick or paying a hooker aren't going to fix the confidence issues.

Which again is why I said that most adult virgins have problems bigger than their virginity.

i was about to say i see a few shots fired in that post

I didn't have PD in mind when I said that.  I was going to say "can identify a porn star just by looking at a picture of her tits" but the BBC comment flowed easier.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20006 on: December 31, 2014, 09:23:13 PM »
Anyone have direct contact with himuro/queen of ice? Please pm me its important :/

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20007 on: December 31, 2014, 09:28:11 PM »
lmao at PD losing it at 25. Damn nicca.

Also Elliot Rogers was clearly a homosex that couldn't cope and decided to take it out on women and others. Kinggi will kill tho. Oh yes he will. He's gonna merc niccas within next five years.

I lost mine in college  :bolo
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20008 on: December 31, 2014, 09:31:58 PM »
Anyone have direct contact with himuro/queen of ice? Please pm me its important :/
does facebook count?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20009 on: December 31, 2014, 09:34:43 PM »
I'm friends with her on fb, I mean a phone number

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« Reply #20010 on: December 31, 2014, 09:35:14 PM »
lmao at PD losing it at 25. Damn nicca.

Also Elliot Rogers was clearly a homosex that couldn't cope and decided to take it out on women and others. Kinggi will kill tho. Oh yes he will. He's gonna merc niccas within next five years.

I lost mine in college  :bolo

You were held back a few years then? :flabbypd

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20011 on: December 31, 2014, 09:38:57 PM »
Andy's new avatar...  :lol :dead

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« Reply #20012 on: December 31, 2014, 09:40:31 PM »
Don't know how you can survive four years of college and still be a virgin. Even the hardcore weaboos and nerds who didn't really drink or "party" at my school were fucking.

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« Reply #20013 on: December 31, 2014, 09:42:18 PM »
Even I lost mine in college years :lawd

I can't imagine the homicidal tenancies kinggi possesses. Nicca's got tubs full of acid ready for those bodies :noah
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« Reply #20014 on: December 31, 2014, 09:45:06 PM »
Don't know how you can survive four years of college and still be a virgin. Even the hardcore weaboos and nerds who didn't really drink or "party" at my school were fucking.
It's pretty easy.

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« Reply #20016 on: December 31, 2014, 10:23:27 PM »
Even I lost mine in college years :lawd

I can't imagine the homicidal tenancies kinggi possesses. Nicca's got tubs full of acid ready for those bodies :noah

is he known for being so self deprecating?

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« Reply #20017 on: December 31, 2014, 10:27:09 PM »
How much do you figure you'd have to pay a homeless dude on the street for sex?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20018 on: December 31, 2014, 10:28:25 PM »
How much do you figure you'd have to pay a homeless dude on the street for sex?

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« Reply #20019 on: December 31, 2014, 10:30:26 PM »
Even I lost mine in college years :lawd

I can't imagine the homicidal tenancies kinggi possesses. Nicca's got tubs full of acid ready for those bodies :noah
You're killing me breh  :heh

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« Reply #20020 on: December 31, 2014, 10:48:53 PM »
How much do you figure you'd have to pay a homeless dude on the street for sex?

There's literally no reason for that when Craigslist and Grindr exist.

(...Or so I've heard.)

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20021 on: December 31, 2014, 10:51:46 PM »
:hitler
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« Reply #20022 on: December 31, 2014, 10:52:51 PM »
How much do you figure you'd have to pay a homeless dude on the street for sex?

There's literally no reason for that when Craigslist and Grindr exist.

(...Or so I've heard.)

What if I want to pay in sandwiches and am attracted to vets with missing limbs?
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« Reply #20023 on: December 31, 2014, 11:04:43 PM »
How much do you figure you'd have to pay a homeless dude on the street for sex?

There's literally no reason for that when Craigslist and Grindr exist.

(...Or so I've heard.)

What if I want to pay in sandwiches and am attracted to vets with missing limbs?

Then a homeless dude is probably your best bet.

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« Reply #20024 on: December 31, 2014, 11:26:43 PM »
Even I lost mine in college years :lawd

I can't imagine the homicidal tenancies kinggi possesses. Nicca's got tubs full of acid ready for those bodies :noah

is he known for being so self deprecating?

Self depreciating for sure but more so the type that has convinced himself that he's a victim of society, rather than of his own ineptitude and shitty attitude about everything. His dick isn't perpetually dry because of his repellent personality, it's because the world is somehow wrongfully skewed against him. It's a little scary to watch cause it's the kind of poisonous shit that can seethe inside a dude until he breaks.

You see a lot of clueless kids / mankids on GAF but I would say most of them are well-meaning enough, probably decent people, just socially defective or underdeveloped. It's easy to laugh, but I feel some pity for them and their struggle. But not Kinggi, at least if his GAF persona is an accurate reflection of who his is in RL.


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #20026 on: December 31, 2014, 11:45:51 PM »
lmao chris chan
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« Reply #20027 on: December 31, 2014, 11:50:07 PM »
(...Or so I've heard.)

:gurl :gurl

It's okay, you're among friends here. You can admit things in this safe place.

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« Reply #20028 on: December 31, 2014, 11:57:58 PM »
OK.

I'm actually... tumblrsexual. :fbm No one accepts me.  :'(

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OK.

I'm actually... tumblrsexual. :fbm No one accepts me.  :'(

No one accepts you because you see yourself as Mario, honey.


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:neogaf When your friends are the type of losers to get together and play a ten year old game New Years Eve and they still don't invite your ass.

and yes i am aware of how much ut2k4 owned. still.
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One of the larger self-ethers I've seen in a while.

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Anyone have direct contact with himuro/queen of ice? Please pm me its important :/

Is everything ok?
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I went out and drank and danced with big titty girls tonight.

Know your better then most gaffers brehs.

Tasty

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I read comics all night.

I mean I'm out of state because of Christmas with the family, but I doubt my night would have gone much different otherwise lol. Don't really care, nice uneventful, restful night. Exactly what I need out of this vacation.

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At this time I wish I had stayed in and played ut2k4 all day instead.

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At this time I wish I had stayed in and played ut2k4 all day instead.

more of a UT99 person tbh  :rejoice


also it reminds me of those "<insert friend here> is in a party" notifications PSN does  :sabu