1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=146375051&postcount=42
And a moderator even told me that NeoGAF wasn't a good place to try to talk about that sort of thing.

now this is illuminating

I wonder who walrus will accuse of that line

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=966683

 

[Atramental]

EL needs to update GAF's description.

"NeoGAF: nexus of hardcore gamers, safe haven for pedophiles."

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=146354657&postcount=1360

always fun to peek in the community tab from time to time.

[Atramental]

Something I've been wondering ever since that pedo thread popped up is whether or not there is a dark web version of NeoGAF that has a certain mod running it along with some of those posters that sport those pedorific avatars...

Walrus, care to get on Tor on my behalf and find out? 

edit: You know what. That would actually be an interesting myth to perpetuate. I think I might create a mockup based off of GAF's current design but make it look sketchy as fuck. 

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=966683

 

 

[doctavius bonbon]

Nowdays I like to believe baikal is a next-level giga troll account.

[nudemacusers]

Nowdays I like to believe baikal is a next-level giga troll account.

next-level? that's like next next next level commitment to trolling. if trollin i wouldn't even be mad, i'd tip my goddamn hat. maybe even americlap.

[Himu]

i remember one time i accused baikal of trolling or something and he was very upset by this accusation

[Himu]

i read the pedophile thread and jeez. that is some pretty gross subject matter from both sides.

saying pedophiles aren't human and should be killed/euthanize is as crazy as saying that pedophiles are normal and should be left unchecked.

pedophilia should be studied and treated. these people are human and they suffer from a horrible affliction. here's hoping with time and research, they can be cured through medication and therapy starting with tips to not have a pedo avatar on a video game forum.

[Shaka Khan]

I'm okay with molesters being castrated.

Now pedos who haven't committed any crimes yet? I dunno.

[Mr. Gundam]

i remember one time i accused baikal of trolling or something and he was very upset by this accusation

I heard Baikal had a pretty terrible childhood full of abuse. I'd really prefer it to be a troll account over something real.

[Himu]

It's unfortunate, but it seems most pedos have been sexually abused.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2082860

This makes me think that pedophilia is something that should be treated first and foremost with medicine and therapy, but I'm not an expert, and it would likely be naive to say that it would even work. Overall, seems like a no win situation.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=965541

Can... we... not...?

im@s

[StealthFan]

I am trying to get into anime and I gotta see this shit

[Supermanisdead]

dont get into anime

[doctavius bonbon]

only jojo

[thisismyusername]

only jojo

And Bebop.

[Atramental]

I find that if you do anime in small doses it doesn't cause too much harm.

Just don't fuck up and watch 10 different series in one week, though.

[Mr. Gundam]

I just watch stupid giant robot shows. I freely admit they're stupid, but they're fun.

[Mr Gilhaney]

Metal Gear Solid is the only acceptable anime.

[toku]

all anime is garbage, all of it
unless it hast giant robots
and/or is super violent
and/or has dope mechanical designs
don't watch anything made after 2005
just don't watch anime
fuck anime
everything is stupid
you're going to die
do something meaningful like having children
or flesh piles

[cosmicblizzard]

only jojo

And Bebop.

And Gurren Lagann.

[Joe Molotov]

only jojo

And Bebop.

And Gurren Lagann.

And Boku no Pico.

[Broseidon]

Metal Gear Solid is the only acceptable anime.

no lies

[Mr. Nobody]

I find that if you do anime in small doses it doesn't cause too much harm.

Just don't fuck up and watch 10 different series in one week, though.

Gospel 

[mormapope]

I like anime that has adults and is centered around what those adults have to do in life. Fuck kids and any kid oriented drama, you have to go to school and maintain friendships? Sounds pretty boring.

[Joe Molotov]

I like anime that has adults and is centered around what those adults have to do in life. Fuck kids

 

[nudemacusers]

acceptable anime: giant robots, cheesy futuristic shit, ultra-violence

unacceptable anime: anything with cat ears, cuteness, lolis, or school sports

[Mr. Nobody]

acceptable anime: giant robots, cheesy futuristic shit, ultra-violence

unacceptable anime: anything with cat ears, cuteness, lolis, or school sports

Higurashi's transition from unacceptable to acceptable in the first episode floored me

[nudemacusers]

never heard of it.


but i'm also just going to throw out that elfen lied is completely unacceptable.

[Mr. Nobody]

never heard of it.


but i'm also just going to throw out that elfen lied is completely unacceptable.

Maebara Keiichi, a young teenager, has recently moved from the city to the rural village of Hinamizawa with his family. He is adjusting quite well to his new life, making friends at the small school, playing games, passing time in relative happiness, when suddenly a gruesome murder occurs...

A mystery begins to unravel — tracing back to events five years ago. As Keiichi learns more about these strange events, he wonders if he will be able to face the truth behind all of this.

Trust me, the fuckery is in abundance

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=146321939&postcount=329

modbot message was really specific and odd

Like who has to reassure posters they are against rape, child abuse?

[mormapope]

If I had to guess, his family is actually a league of serial killers, with him being a member as well, but they brainwash him so he can't remember when he murders people. Once he finds this out, he vows to get revenge for the victims.

[nudemacusers]

never heard of it.


but i'm also just going to throw out that elfen lied is completely unacceptable.

Maebara Keiichi, a young teenager, has recently moved from the city to the rural village of Hinamizawa with his family. He is adjusting quite well to his new life, making friends at the small school, playing games, passing time in relative happiness, when suddenly a gruesome murder occurs...

A mystery begins to unravel — tracing back to events five years ago. As Keiichi learns more about these strange events, he wonders if he will be able to face the truth behind all of this.

Trust me, the fuckery is in abundance

i'll give it a whirl.

but if i see any cat ears or uguu bullshit past episode 5 there will be problems

[parallax]

acceptable anime: giant robots, cheesy futuristic shit, ultra-violence

unacceptable anime: anything with cat ears, cuteness, lolis, or school sports

if eyeshield 21 could somehow keep up with the style of its manga, it would have been a hit.

[Atramental]

This situation on GAF is getting pretty dire. People who fap to kids, people who fap to horses, all that shit is just right out there in the open, and the posters who indulge in that stuff aren't even trying to hide it anymore.

I don't know why I even lurk the site these days.

Dare I say it...

Probably by the time we're all old and gray we'll be looked down upon as unbending conservatives and the youth of the mid-to-late 21st century will be supporting or, at most, engaging in the most debaucherous acts that not even Arvie has imagined them.

I bet pedo-equine-necro-incest virtual reality sims will be all the rage on NeoNeoGAF. 

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*preemptive slippery slope fallacy*

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[recursivelyenumerable]

well I still like Evangelion, so there

[Himu]

school sports

[Atramental]

That swim team anime. 

Those young men flexing their muscles n shit.   

[cosmicblizzard]

acceptable anime: giant robots, cheesy futuristic shit, ultra-violence

unacceptable anime: anything with cat ears, cuteness, lolis, or school sports

What about stuff that combines some of the acceptable and unacceptable like ultra-violence and lolis?

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=966362

 

Nothing of value lost.

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On an unrelated note: https://twitter.com/panecasio <---Did not know Soultron worked for Ubisoft. Guess GAF's "notable game devs" (lol Jaffe, lol Cliffy... tho Frankie is still there...) are all gone while leaving the less "HEY I WORK IN THE INDUSTRY" people behind.

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[Joe Molotov]

What the fuck happens next?!?!?! Did the little planet get destroyed, did it ever get de-death egg'd? When does Triple Trouble happen?

I mean, you... You don't DO this!

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=966362

 

The mod who decided to unpermaban huelen rn:

[mormapope]

Sonic 4 is trash, makes New Super Mario Bros look like Super Mario Bros 3.

[thisismyusername]

Today on "NeoGAF finds out about Sugar Daddies/huge age gaps:" http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=967019

[mormapope]

I've always wondered, do dicks or vaginas age the same? Does one age better than the other?

Haven't seen enough old men dicks to judge on that end, older vaginas though seem to age just fine.

[king of the internet]

I've always wondered, do dicks or vaginas age the same? Does one age better than the other?

Haven't seen enough old men dicks to judge on that end, older vaginas though seem to age just fine.

Old dick is disgusting.  Basically a crooked, grotesque lump of flesh.

[thisismyusername]

I've always wondered, do dicks or vaginas age the same? Does one age better than the other?

Haven't seen enough old men dicks to judge on that end, older vaginas though seem to age just fine.

Old dick is disgusting.  Basically a crooked, grotesque lump of flesh.

You talking about yourself?

(Aren't we the same age? )

[king of the internet]

Nah just all the old dicks I've been exposed to. Mine is still going strong.

[thisismyusername]

Nah just all the old dicks I've been exposed to.

Do tell.

[/r/neofeg]

so many f@ggots up in this bitch 

[StealthFan]

Staunchly opposed to sexual abuse of kids

What a brave fucking stance

[/r/neofeg]

tyvm 

[king of the internet]

I log into neofeg daily just to check on new additions to the banner.

[thisismyusername]

so many f@ggots up in this bitch

And you're the king among them.

King didn't expand on how he sees old man dongs. I want the story because I'm sure there's some funny stories on that.

[/r/neofeg]

no

[thisismyusername]

Lady doth protest too much.

[king of the internet]

so many f@ggots up in this bitch

And you're the king among them.

King didn't expand on how he sees old man dongs. I want the story because I'm sure there's some funny stories on that.

It's not really a funny story, just used to spend a lot of time at a gym which like always had a  locker room basically full of naked old dudes hanging dong 24/7

[Supermanisdead]

whens the last time you went to a bath house. those places are like tombs these days.