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For the sake of your future kids Awesome-O, I sure hope they have no disabilities.
I doubt they'll make it that far.
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For the sake of your future kids Awesome-O, I sure hope they have no disabilities.
If karma was real his future child would make Chris-Chan seem normal.  :teehee

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After the 4th abortion:
"GODDAMMIT! All of my seed is comprised of water headed, special fellow babies! I knew I shouldn't have kept my cell phone in my crotch pocket..."

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I don't think he should be put to sleep. That's cruel. Just sent out to a farm or something. Isolated from potential victims and maybe he could be forced to pull a plow out in a field to contribute towards society.

Sometimes this forum is so very

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Even better might be putting him in a VR existence full of moe where he could live in a far happier world until the end of his natural life.

Is this covered by Obamacare?
« Last Edit: January 09, 2015, 05:18:13 PM by Joe Molotov »
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Well I would have it done humanely, but you're probably right. A farm would be good. Even better might be putting him in a VR existence full of moe where he could live in a far happier world until the end of his natural life.

Baikal actually made a thread about that once.

I really hope it's a joke account.
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Well hopefully whatever condition HolyBaikal has can be detected in the womb so we can abort and start over.

When I started reading this sentence I didn't expect to be laughing so hard here I am. Making funny noises and shit.

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I wonder if you subjected people that mainly watch moe anime to HBO shows like The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Wire, how they would react or absorb whats in front of them.

"how come there are so many episodes?"
"why isn't anyone doing anything cute in this?"
"i like the kids in the wire season 4, do you get to see them naked?"
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I'd like to give HolyBaikal a nice pleasant end like the people in Brave New World had. A few happy months in a moe-filled soma trip before peacefully passing into the darkness.

lol, the fuck is wrong with you?

I don't think he should be put to sleep. That's cruel. Just sent out to a farm or something. Isolated from potential victims and maybe he could be forced to pull a plow out in a field to contribute towards society.

As sad as it is, I honestly think Baikal is more likely to commit suicide than hurt anybody if she actually had the energy and willpower to do anything.

At this point, I just wish her happiness.  I can't imagine staying on internet forums is the route to that.
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I'm still not convinced Baikal isn't a troll account.
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Some people buy into that Baikal is trans.

I honestly don't believe it, considering the content of the rest of Baikal's posts.
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I'm still not convinced Baikal isn't a troll account.

Yeah, it's very possible.  Of course I'd rather find out I got trolled over not being at least a little bit supportive of a highly disturbed person.  I'd personally be pretty happy if Baikal was a troll

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Not all of us have such a finely tuned transdar.
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I'm still not convinced Baikal isn't a troll account.

Yeah, it's very possible.  Of course I'd rather find out I got trolled over not being at least a little bit supportive of a highly disturbed person.  I'd personally be pretty happy if Baikal was a troll

Has Baikal brought this stuff up since those posts a few months ago? I don't read gaf unless linked, and all the posts I've seen of Baikal's linked here are weird moe troll-esque posts.
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I'd like to believe that HolyBaikal is a troll, but people like the insane Sonic fans show that life is indeed stranger than fiction.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=967958

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holybaikal is cool with me.
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Let's do a Bore movie night and simultaneously watch After Earth.
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I'm still not convinced Baikal isn't a troll account.

Yeah, it's very possible.  Of course I'd rather find out I got trolled over not being at least a little bit supportive of a highly disturbed person.  I'd personally be pretty happy if Baikal was a troll

Has Baikal brought this stuff up since those posts a few months ago? I don't read gaf unless linked, and all the posts I've seen of Baikal's linked here are weird moe troll-esque posts.

Well I just mean whenever it comes up like in that VR thread or something.  I don't really go digging through his/her posts or anything like that.  All I know is what he/she posts and what I've heard in IRC.

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I'm still not convinced Baikal isn't a troll account.

Yeah, it's very possible.  Of course I'd rather find out I got trolled over not being at least a little bit supportive of a highly disturbed person.  I'd personally be pretty happy if Baikal was a troll

Has Baikal brought this stuff up since those posts a few months ago? I don't read gaf unless linked, and all the posts I've seen of Baikal's linked here are weird moe troll-esque posts.

Well I just mean whenever it comes up like in that VR thread or something.  I don't really go digging through his/her posts or anything like that.  All I know is what he/she posts and what I've heard in IRC.

I'm just asking on whether Baikal mentioned the trans thing after the outburst a few months ago. Seems quite odd to post you're trans and not bring it up again, but do bring up the moe games and anime constantly, hence my troll idea.
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It's definitely getting hyped to hell and back.

My expectation for the game is that it's going to be an advanced interactive wallpaper or screensaver that I'll enjoy for small increments of time.

Kinda like how I played Minecraft when it was still in beta.

"but how can it be boring with infinibillion procedurally generated worlds"

-me before playing spore

i hope it turns out to be dope though. i need a reason to grab one of those flight sticks.

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I'm more excited about the future The Order review thread.  :noah

Shit looks like Kane and Lynch caliber when it comes to gameplay, except without anything unique character wise. Kane and Lynch 2 also had more features (multiplayer, multiplayer with bots, co-op), didn't take itself so seriously. I'd rather see a Kane and Lynch 3 than a single player only Gears ripoff.

Actually the hype makes sense now, diehard Sony fans finally have their own Gears of War, just like Killzone was the Halo killer  :heh
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A friend of mine is working on it, so I feel obligated to cheering for its success. I promise it will be decent and you are all judging it too quickly.  :larry


That said I will be looking forward to the review thread either way, even if it's a huge success you know there will be meltdowns over that one review with a score below the rest.

Also no mans sky will be a huge disappointment. But I will buy it when it's 5 euros just to fly around in pretty places.

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I wouldn't mind a Kane & Lynch 3 :larry
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I have no qualms for the people that actually make games, I never hope for studios to be closed, I don't root for games to fail.

But I'm skeptical as fuck when it comes to a lot of newer games now. Third person shooters were released all the time last gen, and I've played most of them. The Order looks like a pretty standard third person shooter that looks pretty.
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The visual design of Kane and Lynch 2 was fucking fantastic.

Too bad I/O's been sucking hard since Blood Money.

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Absolution is a neat stealth game that has almost no previous Hitman elements. Worst thing about that game is the story, the story is pretty fucking bad, so the emphasis on it is disappointing. The stealth in Absolution is insanely puzzle like, I had to think of really weird methods to manipulate the AI.

Blood Money is still the best murder simulator on the market. Roleplaying as different hitmen philosophically is what keeps the game fresh. I used to spare innocent lives, in a playthrough last year I capped anyone in the same room with the target or if they were near an item I needed. Killing everyone in a room with a silenced pistol, and no one outside that room noticing, is one of the greatest feelings in the world. No witnesses, no mercy.

 
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The stealth in Absolution was puzzle like? Thought it was pretty standard stealth gameplay for the most part, with a semi broken disguise system. Now blood money and the games before, that was much more of a puzzle game to me, although it was more trial and error, than actually thinking your way through it. But I still enjoyed it a lot more.


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Different type of puzzling. Absolution requires you interact with pick up items a lot more, Blood Money is about finding the best method or creating a fun method to clear an entire level.
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Yeah alright I get that. What makes me sad is that it wasn't only the gameplay parts that made me not enjoy Absolution as much. The targets often just felt without any real reason, I wanted a better briefing on why those fuckers needed to go down and I want to read about what I did in the newspaper afterwards. Also I don't want to watch those shitty cutscenes and I certainly don't want it to take away control from me when you are about to take out a target.

Also not bringing back Kyd for the soundtrack. 

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Mini Ninjas was pretty decent for what it was.

What we really need is a next-gen Freedom Fighters that maintains the missions altering other missions dynamic.

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Yeah, Absolution definitely wasn't a Hitman game when it came to the targets in a level/mission. The story and narrative itself replaced the cold and simple nature of killing bitches to get money. Blood Money by comparison has really unique targets that have a lot of personality.

Absolution design wise is a spinoff game in the series. Absolution is all about improvisation, whereas other Hitmans required improvisation based on how you wanted to complete a mission or level.

Also, this is one of the best songs in the series, it set the atmosphere and tone perfectly.
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Contracts is underrated. It has less bullshit than Silent Assassin.
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Absolution is a neat stealth game that has almost no previous Hitman elements. Worst thing about that game is the story, the story is pretty fucking bad, so the emphasis on it is disappointing. The stealth in Absolution is insanely puzzle like, I had to think of really weird methods to manipulate the AI.
It's also really punishing to play on hard. I had to go back to normal towards the end because it felt like it really wasn't made with the shorter disguise timer (or whatever it was called) in mind. That alone forced a much more linear approach, never mind the more focused levels. Really didn't endear me to the experience. Visually impressive though, especially crowds.

Yeah alright I get that. What makes me sad is that it wasn't only the gameplay parts that made me not enjoy Absolution as much. The targets often just felt without any real reason, I wanted a better briefing on why those fuckers needed to go down and I want to read about what I did in the newspaper afterwards. Also I don't want to watch those shitty cutscenes and I certainly don't want it to take away control from me when you are about to take out a target.
They also made 47 look like an idiot sometimes. In the hotel he gets caught climbing out of a vent like a fucking chump. Some world class assassin you are. :beli

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Contracts is underrated. It has less bullshit than Silent Assassin.

Amen. I love both games, but Silent Assassin has some deep lows. All the missions in Japan, that one mission in the middle east where you need to snipe somebody in a moving car with the .50 cal sniper, the last mission where you need to survive 30 dudes suicidally coming at you with sub machine guns and assault rifles.

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even ubisoft fucked up when they took jesper kyd off asscreed

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Hey Walrus, IronKnuckle is trying to get you to debate him on twitter.

So uh, do what you want with that I guess.

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If I was Walrus I would do something better with my time.

Like... get my dick sucked by a backpage chick.  :lucas

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=968576

Guaranteed gold mine of a thread.

Was just about to post this.

People are so goddamned disgusting.

Spray some holy water on that thread.  :-\

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I'm more excited about the future The Order review thread.  :noah

Shit looks like Kane and Lynch caliber when it comes to gameplay, except without anything unique character wise. Kane and Lynch 2 also had more features (multiplayer, multiplayer with bots, co-op), didn't take itself so seriously. I'd rather see a Kane and Lynch 3 than a single player only Gears ripoff.

Actually the hype makes sense now, diehard Sony fans finally have their own Gears of War, just like Killzone was the Halo killer  :heh

I was looking forward to this as well. Then Kagari stood up with a butterly net and has been catching all the feelings regarding PC posters lately and banned PCGAF peeps for replying the 18.5 million PS4 sales circlejerk thread after the Sony stanleys started trying to shittalk PC gaming and they responded (RIP ghst. You are too beautiful for this gay earth). Then banned the guy that said No Man's Sky reminded him of Spore. There's no way that thread isn't going to be a stockholm syndrome circlejerk of only positive things allowed now once Kagari finds it.   

Who the fuck made Kagari a mod again? Why don't you just make Amir0x a mod again as well. If you are going to have shitty mods and turn it into the next SA, you may as well go all out.   


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The only mod I've liked on gaming side is Duckroll, and then I read on the Bore that he has a taste for kids. A big downer personally 

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Feels like most of the mods don't give a fuck anymore, which makes sense, a lot of posters don't as well. The rules in place for discourse don't matter if the discourse itself is weak, if most of the rules go out the window and shit is allowed to be buckwild, gaming side would be awesome.

I remember actual people in the industry posting two years ago and last year, feels like those people stopped giving a fuck as well.
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The only mod I've liked on gaming side is Duckroll, and then I read on the Bore that he has a taste for kids. A big downer personally 

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Feels like most of the mods don't give a fuck anymore, which makes sense, a lot of posters don't as well. The rules in place for discourse don't matter if the discourse itself is weak, if most of the rules go out the window and shit is allowed to be buckwild, gaming side would be awesome.

I remember actual people in the industry posting two years ago and last year, feels like those people stopped giving a fuck as well.

Why post on a forum where you will be straight up called a shill if you don't work for the company the majority of stans approve of and the mods not just do jack shit, they join in on calling you a shill?

Ruin everything that made your forum unique and special in the pursuit of textually fellating a company that just wants your money, brehs.   

Hitman: Absolution is next to impossible on Silent Assassin difficulty, because that difficulty greatly hinders a stupid stealth mechanic which is its ultimate failing.

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I'm more excited about the future The Order review thread.  :noah

Shit looks like Kane and Lynch caliber when it comes to gameplay, except without anything unique character wise. Kane and Lynch 2 also had more features (multiplayer, multiplayer with bots, co-op), didn't take itself so seriously. I'd rather see a Kane and Lynch 3 than a single player only Gears ripoff.

Actually the hype makes sense now, diehard Sony fans finally have their own Gears of War, just like Killzone was the Halo killer  :heh

I was looking forward to this as well. Then Kagari stood up with a butterly net and has been catching all the feelings regarding PC posters lately and banned PCGAF peeps for replying the 18.5 million PS4 sales circlejerk thread after the Sony stanleys started trying to shittalk PC gaming and they responded (RIP ghst. You are too beautiful for this gay earth). Then banned the guy that said No Man's Sky reminded him of Spore. There's no way that thread isn't going to be a stockholm syndrome circlejerk of only positive things allowed now once Kagari finds it.   

Who the fuck made Kagari a mod again? Why don't you just make Amir0x a mod again as well. If you are going to have shitty mods and turn it into the next SA, you may as well go all out.

fyi the spore thread was by the most annoying nintenyearold on the site who bitterly attacked anyone not praising the greatness of the N. Would not be surprised if he got banned for something else

otherwise continue
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Jado coming into a Gay Marriage Ad thread to spew "OMG WHITE PEOPLE AMIRITE?" at the ad.

I really want to post "Yeah, damn them to making a minority ad with white people. They totally should've made a gay marriage ad with a downlow Hispanic and Black couple, right?" But would be banned for it. Also isn't he the dude that is porking a racist chick?