1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Mr Gilhaney]

the banner

man GAFers are ugly. Only Wrath gets my compliments.

I may be ugly, but you gotta admit the size of that cucumber is impressive.

*goes to neofeg to check out said picture

The photo doesn't do it justice. It was the girth of my arm and it was delicious.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Why does Bishoptl think it's 1988 still?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Why does Bishoptl think it's 1988 still?

That'd explain why Turok looked like it did.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=147054983#post147054983

Console tard concern trolling.

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-people-dont-claim-africa-because-africa-never-claimed-us.283528/

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=969491

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-people-dont-claim-africa-because-africa-never-claimed-us.283528/


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pretty sure many western African countries put together task forces

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-people-dont-claim-africa-because-africa-never-claimed-us.283528/


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pretty sure many western African countries put together task forces

I'm not even commenting on the subject matter. I am commenting on the idiots who run in there and spout off completely ignorant bullshit.

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-people-dont-claim-africa-because-africa-never-claimed-us.283528/


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pretty sure many western African countries put together task forces

I'm not even commenting on the subject matter. I am commenting on the idiots who run in there and spout off completely ignorant bullshit.

Oh. I was just responding to the OP who i know won't read that post because i don't post there. I'm in it for the saaaaame reason, aia

where is pd and a classic "knowledge of self" post

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-people-dont-claim-africa-because-africa-never-claimed-us.283528/


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oh Mr. Forte

pay that lunatic no mind

[Himu]

3 months premature

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Browsing through GAF is migraine inducing these days. Not even because of what people post, but HOW they post.

Most the of spelling and grammar I see is worse than they are in an email from a Nigerian scam artist.

Most USB ports. Two isn't enough. AC wireless

 

Maybe he meant moist ass USB ports?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=969875




 

[mormapope]

The Gamecube is legit the best modern Nintendo console.

Killer 7
Resident Evil 4
Paper Mario: TTYD
Windwaker
Twilight Princess (fuck the haters)
Super Smash Bros Melee

And a lot of other shit most people don't care about but I do. The Gamecube shits all over the N64, N64 has Majora's Mask, Paper Mario, Conker, and Mario 64. Ocarina of Time is overrated as fuck nowadays, shit is boring. Besides Conker and Mario 64, all the other platformers are boring as fuck. The N64 is a great party console and nothing more. The PS1's big black cock library makes N64's library look like a baby dick. Never got a Wii, went with the 360 for that gen and never looked back.

Last gen though was really strong for any console owner. People that act like last gen was terrible and the worst gaming has been are way too hyperbolic. This gen has been really shitty in regards to how much stuff is available retail wise and games being broken day 1 and onwards. The two gens previous to this one had a lot more going for them than what's happening during this gen.

[mormapope]

Nah, those Banjo games and Donkey Kong 64 are the trashy ass games that have nothing going for them anymore. Conker has humor, design and mechanical variety, and multiplayer up its sleeve. There was more to minute to minute gameplay than collecting shit to advance.

Having played Goldeneye recently, that shit ain't fun anymore as well 

[ToxicAdam]

Every Nintendo console since the SNES can be broken down like this: Awful if you bought it day one, awesome if you bought it 4 years after launch.

[Supermanisdead]

gamecube 

[mormapope]

How can you laugh at the Gamecube breh when there was a different console called an X Box, where its biggest franchise revolved around a dude named Master Chief. Videogames in their entirety are goofy as fuck. 

Seriously, X Box, its a box of X. The other console is the Playstation 2, the sequel to a station of playing.

EDIT: Shit, forgot about REmake on Gamecube. Shit had the best Zelda games and best Resident Evil games all on one console.

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=969875


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That gif was created by a former borito.

[Mr. Gundam]

One of the best Gundam games of all time is a Gamecube exclusive. Can't hate.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11733103/

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11733155/

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/11733234/

[mormapope]

Plus its one of the only consoles where Nintendo got legit scared by how poorly it was selling. $99 at Walmart? 

When you compare the Gamecube to what was on the PS2 and third party titles on the Xbox, yeah, it definitely wasn't that hot. But its sure as shit better than the N64 or Wii-U.

[demi]

daily reminder: gamecube is the best console around

dat ebay value

[milchs evil twin]

Conker is a garbage game that is only decent when you're 7 despite the big ass M rating on the box.

1. You're wrong
2. Xbox remake was so darn pwetty

[mormapope]

Speaking of grammar:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=969704

The way this dude is posting is reminding me of:

[benjipwns]

I always assumed he was like a English as a fifth language learner or something.

[Cascade]

How can this guy be back again? I really thought we'd gotten rid of him. How many time has he been banned for multiple month stretches now (just checked and his last one was a 3 month ban).

I guess that praising Sony in all your posts does have certain benefits.

[mormapope]

Nib is back?

 

[Cascade]

Nib is back?

 

Nib95 has literally had several 1 month+ long bans in a row and all for the same reason (fanboying) yet he still hasn't been permed.  We need some answers Steve/Kabouter.

[Phoenix Dark]

I always assumed he was like a English as a fifth language learner or something.

Aliyanato? He goes to Wayne State. Regular white guy.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147044633&postcount=26

I hate these types of posts, in every Sony handheld thread. Can mods please start banning for it. Jesus. It's not even answering his question of the Persona series and instead chimpering like a squirrel about the hardware.

Someone (one of you?) called him out:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147106178&postcount=114

Someone tell him I love him, please.

[Shaka Khan]

I usually hate on the race of the first post one-liner, but this...

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=147115625

Is damn good.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=969602

That derail

[benjipwns]

Aliyanato? He goes to Wayne State. Regular white guy.

a libertarian who makes benji look like Empty Vessel.

I don't know what this means.

[benjipwns]

But I posted in the thread because there were a bunch of people who have been irritated annoyed destroyed put me on ignore in discussions with me before and love me and my objective facts.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147140933&postcount=116

well if there's good news out of this, a gaffer has offered to buy me a new 3DS XL to replace my broken one.

so um yay

 

[tiesto]

Every Nintendo console since the SNES can be broken down like this: Awful if you bought it day one, awesome if you bought it 4 years after launch.

SNES had a great launch day - Mario World and F-Zero are awesome, Pilotwings was OK for a tech demo. The launch window was also pretty damn great... Actraiser, Sim City, and FF4, among others.

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147140933&postcount=116

well if there's good news out of this, a gaffer has offered to buy me a new 3DS XL to replace my broken one.

so um yay

 

I'm sure the avatar has nothing to do with it.

Also, where are these idiots getting this money?

[Your Stalker]

niqqas buy gifts for fake anime waifus now?

[I'm a Puppy!]

niqqas buy gifts for fake anime waifus now?

There's a small chance it might a girl.

[Jansen]

where is the white knight to help pay for a dentist visit?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=146804615&postcount=754

[Atramental]

Call your geriatric progenitor a lazy cunt, brehs.

[benjipwns]

Do libertarians ever not shit everything up?

[I'm a Puppy!]

[The Legend of Sunblade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147140933&postcount=116

well if there's good news out of this, a gaffer has offered to buy me a new 3DS XL to replace my broken one.

so um yay

 

I'm sure the avatar has nothing to do with it.

Also, where are these idiots getting this money?

I have a ninthing acquaintance that, over the past few years, has spent an obscene amount of money on a girl online; buying her food, prescription drugs, Nintendo games/hardware, etc. She has a massive victim complex where she acts like everyone is out to get her and he thinks he's the only one that truly gets her.

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He doesn't even know her real, non-online name or if it's even a she.

[close]

[WanderingWind]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147140933&postcount=116

well if there's good news out of this, a gaffer has offered to buy me a new 3DS XL to replace my broken one.

so um yay

 

I'm sure the avatar has nothing to do with it.

Also, where are these idiots getting this money?

I have a ninthing acquaintance that, over the past few years, has spent an obscene amount of money on a girl online; buying her food, prescription drugs, Nintendo games/hardware, etc. She has a massive victim complex where she acts like everyone is out to get her and he thinks he's the only one that truly gets her.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

He doesn't even know her real, non-online name or if it's even a she.

[close]

But he knows what type of pizza I like, so it's too late to back out now.

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147140933&postcount=116

well if there's good news out of this, a gaffer has offered to buy me a new 3DS XL to replace my broken one.

so um yay

 

I'm sure the avatar has nothing to do with it.

Also, where are these idiots getting this money?

I have a ninthing acquaintance that, over the past few years, has spent an obscene amount of money on a girl online; buying her food, prescription drugs, Nintendo games/hardware, etc. She has a massive victim complex where she acts like everyone is out to get her and he thinks he's the only one that truly gets her.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

He doesn't even know her real, non-online name or if it's even a she.

[close]

hearing that made me wince

[bork]

What did I get myself involved in?  This shit is disturbing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=970412&page=4

Probably because I'm the only one that actually thinks Marie looks 18 though...

I too can believe it since I have an older sister that people still think she is in high school/middle school when she was already an university student. I guess people that keep saying that Marie Rose is a loli despite the game saying she is 18 have never seen a young looking girl becuase I knew at least 3 girls that are like Marie Rose.

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[close]

Your reasoning?

Does that look like an 18 year-old to you? (Image removed from quote.)

Some people look young.

News at 11.

How many 18 year olds have you met?

I feel like people call any female character with small breasts a loli regardless of design outside of that

Yep, people use it all the time, even with girls with big breasts that are just moe.

The girl I like at work looks that young, and she is around 21 years old. I'd like to think I'm not a lolicon. I don't really think it is that uncommon.

[Take My Breh Away]

MS Producer jokes Scalebound might be "greatest of all time". Sony stanleys and scattered patches of Ninthings catching so much feelings there's enough to create a new wall of shame

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147207527&postcount=429

[mormapope]

I wonder if diehard Sony fans use the center of Dualshock controllers to jerk off. Fucking that Sony pussy till your dick has a rash.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I wonder if diehard Sony fans use the center of Dualshock controllers to jerk off. Fucking that Sony pussy till your dick has a rash.

 

How did you even come up with that man?

[mormapope]

 

Sometimes saying dumb shit feels good.

But then people call you out on saying dumb shit.

 

[octopushover]

I have a ninthing acquaintance that, over the past few years, has spent an obscene amount of money on a girl online; buying her food, prescription drugs, Nintendo games/hardware, etc. She has a massive victim complex where she acts like everyone is out to get her and he thinks he's the only one that truly gets her.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

He doesn't even know her real, non-online name or if it's even a she.

[close]

[Discotheque]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147140933&postcount=116

well if there's good news out of this, a gaffer has offered to buy me a new 3DS XL to replace my broken one.

so um yay

 

I'm sure the avatar has nothing to do with it.

Also, where are these idiots getting this money?

I have a ninthing acquaintance that, over the past few years, has spent an obscene amount of money on a girl online; buying her food, prescription drugs, Nintendo games/hardware, etc. She has a massive victim complex where she acts like everyone is out to get her and he thinks he's the only one that truly gets her.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

He doesn't even know her real, non-online name or if it's even a she.

[close]

nintendo games, scrips (for adderall most likely) and i'm assuming junkfood.

that's a fat dude from gaming-side.

[Supermanisdead]

I wish someone would buy me stuff online. I'm real cute and pretty. I'm from Miami.

[octopushover]

let's just identify ourselves by the holes we have or plan to have in the near future

[Shaka Khan]

Just wait until her Kickstarter fails and she becomes desperate— she'll be full of cum in no time.

[Himu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=147215513



Bet he closed the thread

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I wonder how socially inept neogaf mods are. If Bish is any indication, wooo boy.

Let's see

Duckroll

Bish 

Opiate

Steve Youngblood

Not a good start.

[recursivelyenumerable]

MS Producer jokes Scalebound might be "greatest of all time". Sony stanleys and scattered patches of Ninthings catching so much feelings there's enough to create a new wall of shame

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147207527&postcount=429

the "game dev/PR person makes vague generic utterance"->"20 pages of shitposts" is a well established pattern on GAF.