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jakefromstatefarm

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remember when Crowbar did Zeppelin better than Zeppelin? :avbehh

jakefromstatefarm

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(Image removed from quote.) gotta be honest breh, I know you love sludge but i'm not feeling the conviction of this one.

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I dont feel like going out of my way to succ off zep but III and IV are better than anything crowbar has ever done, ever http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/ufdup.png
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Crowbar are boilerplate as fuck, is my point.

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I still ride and die for the NOLA scene, don't get it twisted http://i.imgur.com/IESH0Ly.png
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mormapope

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Himu

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The doors sucked
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this is about dadrock, not 'best artists of the 70s'. eagles are a goat dadrock band. eod.


doors were a runner up but their goat dadrock status would depend on the amount of lsd consumed by a given dad vs the amount of cheap beer consumed in pickup trucks at drive through theaters.

The holy trinity of dadrock is Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band and The Eagles. The lesser pantheon is Bruce Springsteen, The Doors, CSNY and, for when you want to calm things down a bit after the hard rocking stylings of CCR, James Taylor.

nudemacusers

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oh yeah forgot about seger
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Seger and The Eagles are not the trinity of anything.

Zeppelin, Floyd, Beatles, Stones, Doors, Hendrix = timeless music that will never be dadrock because everyone's dad will be able to appreciate it to the end of time.

I don't think you get the dadrock concept. It's not supposed to be a list of great rock. That's "classic" rock. Dadrock is not supposed to be good. It's music without edge that old guys can listen to, Budweiser in hand, while they reminisce over the days when they could piss on command. Hotel California and Desperado are dad rock staples, so is literally everything off of Seger's catalog. Like A Rock, Night Moves, etc.

TVC15

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SO am I getting my 300 bucks to listen to Zeppelin or not?

Here, consider this a test run for "Choose Your Own TVC15's Adventure." You can either. . .

1) Paypal me 300 dollars to consume various marijuana products and try to derive some sort of enjoyment out of the Zeppelin library.
2) Paypal me 600 dollars to consume various marijuana products and try to derive some sort of enjoyment out of the Zeppelin and Pink Floyd libraries.
3) Paypal me 900 dollars so I can buy my medication for the month, potentially preventing something terrible from happening.
4) Paypal me nothing, thus actively contributing to something terrible happening.
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recursivelyenumerable

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the beatles/zeppelin/pinkfloyd/etc disdain is a genx cliché and at this point fairly daddish in itself.
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TVC15

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I've established that I don't care about the daddishness of any likes I have. I speak only from a place of good taste.
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TVC15

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I hate Pink Floyd more than Zepp, btw. Pink Floyd is like the opposite of punk rock, and punk rock is life.
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Huff

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the beatles suck and their fans are the worst
dur

the beatles suck and their fans are the worst

i feel like i can hear your avatar saying this

Dennis

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What is all this Dad Rock shit. It is all about Iggy Azalea.

thabiz

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dad rock = best rock

mormapope

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Butt rock = best rock.

Give me the cheesiest or corniest shit possible.
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thabiz

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Butt rock = best rock.

Give me the cheesiest or corniest shit possible.

80's glam rock.  LOVE IT

thisismyusername

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SO am I getting my 300 bucks to listen to Zeppelin or not?

Here, consider this a test run for "Choose Your Own TVC15's Adventure." You can either. . .

1) Paypal me 300 dollars to consume various marijuana products and try to derive some sort of enjoyment out of the Zeppelin library.
2) Paypal me 600 dollars to consume various marijuana products and try to derive some sort of enjoyment out of the Zeppelin and Pink Floyd libraries.
3) Paypal me 900 dollars so I can buy my medication for the month, potentially preventing something terrible from happening.
4) Paypal me nothing, thus actively contributing to something terrible happening.

4 :-*

Butt rock = best rock.

Give me the cheesiest or corniest shit possible.


StealthFan

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Tiffany's ad should've had Muslim men. Could use more murder-death.
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Shaka Khan

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holy shit.. Nintendo stans....

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=969074


I...What the hell...

I came for this. Just when I thought I've seen everything. Apparently he posted on GAF for a bit (~40 posts) before he got banned. And "kept trying to compare collectors to scalpers and calling collectors worst than scalpers." :neogaf

Also, and extra $35k set aside for more "disgusting" Amiibo investments lol. I wonder how his wife/girlfriend feels about this?

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"wife/girlfriend" http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/hmyAquK.png
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Shaka Khan

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parallax

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is... he trying to do an younger adam sandler impersonation?

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Joe Molotov

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Phoenix Dark

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D3RANG3D

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=146988659&postcount=486

Are we sure she's not trolling? ???

She?

I don't know man...that's what people refer to her as until I know otherwise privilege checked.

TVC15

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=146988659&postcount=486

Are we sure she's not trolling? ???

She?

I don't know man...that's what people refer to her as until I know otherwise privilege checked.

Nowadays, the only safe thing to do is to refer to everyone as 'she'
serge

StealthFan

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That's kind of reassuring since women can't usually be pedos.

:heh
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TVC15

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We don't care.
serge

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Himu

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The black community is diverse in opinion, and most black americans are willing to say that no, not everything black people go through is due to whites.

i don't know a single black person who says that much.

but white racists really don't talk to us and are insulated in their own little bubble, so they think "blame whitey" is the only viewpoint ever.

Truth is, black people are highly self critical towards ourselves. Anyone who has bothered to get to know black people on a deeper level would know this.
IYKYK

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that's not why i posted that.  :o

"I don't even mind PD much, he's like black Squiddy."


rekt

Himu

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Time to unzip PD's pants and go to town then. :smug
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Phoenix Dark

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And yet none of them want to address my points. lol
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Shaka Khan

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that's not why i posted that.  :o

"I don't even mind PD much, he's like black Squiddy."


rekt

Sorry PD, but...

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Phoenix Dark

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the banner :heh

man GAFers are ugly. Only Wrath gets my compliments.
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StealthFan

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that banner :holeup
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Shaka Khan

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the banner :heh

man GAFers are ugly. Only Wrath gets my compliments.
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PD throwing shade at both Devo's face and ass.
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TVC15

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I'd let PD pinch hit for Squiddy in the future TVC/Squiddy/neofeg threesome. PD basically is the forum's Neve Campbell in a lot of ways.
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Phoenix Dark

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Why are black people subject to getting universally shat on with generalizations and claims of corrupted culture? It's such a lazy attack that is rarely wielded against other cultures. We gonna talk about white women's culture of dependency on welfare? Or white on white crime? So lazy.

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Russians
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we're all gonna make it, pd   :uguu

Phoenix Dark

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As long as we agree Amir0x is trash.
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top 5 worst posts I've ever seen
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mormapope

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=969569
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Gotta give it to diehard Nintendo fans, their plans for gaming consoles are out of this world.

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This is something fans have been craving since the the first Pokemon game came out. Pokemon is the gaming cocaine of many gamers. I routinely bought the new gameboys and DS's and 3DS's just for the pokemon games.

Pokemon is Madden for Weebs.
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T234

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The doors sucked

Wrong. Overrated a tad? Maybe.
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T234

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this is about dadrock, not 'best artists of the 70s'. eagles are a goat dadrock band. eod.


doors were a runner up but their goat dadrock status would depend on the amount of lsd consumed by a given dad vs the amount of cheap beer consumed in pickup trucks at drive through theaters.

The holy trinity of dadrock is Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band and The Eagles. The lesser pantheon is Bruce Springsteen, The Doors, CSNY and, for when you want to calm things down a bit after the hard rocking stylings of CCR, James Taylor.

I KNOW YOU AINT IN HERE BADMOUTHING CCR AND BOB SEGER

MAN WTF

I KNOW THIS DISTINGUISHED EFFETE FELLOW PROBABLY GOT A PRISTINE SLIPKNOT COLLECTION, MAYBE SOME SIGNED FRED DURST
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this is about dadrock, not 'best artists of the 70s'. eagles are a goat dadrock band. eod.


doors were a runner up but their goat dadrock status would depend on the amount of lsd consumed by a given dad vs the amount of cheap beer consumed in pickup trucks at drive through theaters.

The holy trinity of dadrock is Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band and The Eagles. The lesser pantheon is Bruce Springsteen, The Doors, CSNY and, for when you want to calm things down a bit after the hard rocking stylings of CCR, James Taylor.

I KNOW YOU AINT IN HERE BADMOUTHING CCR AND BOB SEGER

MAN WTF

I KNOW THIS DISTINGUISHED EFFETE FELLOW PROBABLY GOT A PRISTINE SLIPKNOT COLLECTION, MAYBE SOME SIGNED FRED DURST

Bzzzzt. Nope. Just calling a spade a spade. You know damn well what's in this guys CD binder that he still carries in his car.



I mean, do we all know the words to Hotel California? Of course. But for that guy, it's a way of life. That's dadrock.

thisismyusername

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=969569
 :lol

Gotta give it to diehard Nintendo fans, their plans for gaming consoles are out of this world.

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This is something fans have been craving since the the first Pokemon game came out. Pokemon is the gaming cocaine of many gamers. I routinely bought the new gameboys and DS's and 3DS's just for the pokemon games.

Pokemon is Madden for Weebs.

"There is a one single game that would single handedly save the Wii U... Make. A. Fucking. 3D. Pokemon."

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thisismyusername

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=147044633&postcount=26

I hate these types of posts, in every Sony handheld thread. Can mods please start banning for it. Jesus. It's not even answering his question of the Persona series and instead chimpering like a squirrel about the hardware.

Mr Gilhaney

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the banner :heh

man GAFers are ugly. Only Wrath gets my compliments.

I may be ugly, but you gotta admit the size of that cucumber is impressive.

Am_I_Anonymous

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the banner :heh

man GAFers are ugly. Only Wrath gets my compliments.

I may be ugly, but you gotta admit the size of that cucumber is impressive.

*goes to neofeg to check out said picture

:dead

Edit: All the black people look pretty normal but the rest of you.... :kobeyuck

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