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Shaka Khan

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Who knew neofeg could be a tl;dr religiousperg?
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Neofeg, this display of actual character has got me curious, so I've got to ask: Why the fuck do you waste your time being an irritant? Is it that you actually care too much?

i mainly like saying f@ggot and nagger a lot, but sometimes i give in to my feels.  :-\

Also, let's not forget how many people were killed by Christian authorities for a few hundred years after the Protestant Reformation.

mostly protestants killing catholics. elizabeth was a cunt.  :o

Who knew neofeg could be a tl;dr religiousperg?

not proven yet  :-[

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For what it's worth, Neofeg, if I were Christian, I would either be Catholic or Unitarian. The recent pope is an inspiration, and I would love to be under his sect. Never mind the tradition and pomp of Catholicism.
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i think that's cool, but you'd probably be disappointed to know i'm not fond of the current pope.

and yes, i definitely agree about the tradition and splendor. i find it sad how utilitarian protestant churches are compared to the majesty and overflowing beauty of cathedrals. even if you don't like religion, you'd be mad to not appreciate the architecture.

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Love him. Love to see a Christian leader who places equality and compassion as a goal. :heartbeat
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neofeg is human after all :brazilcry
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Fuck, I forgot how killer this album is. I haven't listened to it since like the late 90s.

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I hope this doesn't offend our gay posters.

But that was the gayest thing I've ever seen and I hope Toku is lepered for even posting that.
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About three minutes in and this is honestly terrifying right now.

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I feel like Judaism and Christianity have the potential to be just as violent as Islam. The Torah and Bible express as much. It's just that most Christians and Jews - who are mostly western, which is generally a more secular area- do not take the word of the Bible literally. I think this is pretty much the de facto reason you're not seeing as much violence from them. Not that they aren't capable of it - especially since they have shown they completely are in the past. After all, many Christians really believe that the violence in the middle east and Israel is justified because of course, the book of Revelation mentions such violence occurring in Israel. More than that, you're right, Islam is younger than Judaism and Christianity, and that's a big reason I feel, that we see this. But even then, we have witnessed the Israeli attempt to use genocide against Palestinians and Christians who do all sorts of ridiculous stuff in the name of their lord.

My opinion is not one of anti-theism. I think religion has the potential and propensity to do good (the new Pope) as it does to good bad (Israel in general). I'm just stating an observation: religions can be quite problematic when people take them literally, and it's a problem that people who take them literally are called the "extremists". If taking a holy book literally is considered extremism, certainly that makes the religion extremist in nature?
I'm a big believer in evolutionary religion and did my minor's thesis on it (not popular at BYU by the way).
But I'd say Islam and Judaism are on the same level for propensity for violence, it just so happens there's a ton of muslims that are oppressed so they glom onto the violent aspects of their religion. To an extent all the abrahamic religions were setup around this idea of a conquering monotheism which is what Abraham needed "There's only one god, it's mine and he can beat yours up!" to conquer as he did.

Christianity should by rights be similar but it's a little different. When the jews were conquered and it was obvious they weren't going to be conquering anymore they turned to a victim god or a god of the oppressed.  However, there's still remnants of the old testament conquering god in him, but believers have a choice. So yeah it can be as violent but it's not as "in your face".

Yes other religions' zealots can be as bad that's true. But it's less intrinsically woven into the religion.
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I hope this doesn't offend our gay posters.

But that was the gayest thing I've ever seen and I hope Toku is lepered for even posting that.


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I feel like Judaism and Christianity have the potential to be just as violent as Islam. The Torah and Bible express as much. It's just that most Christians and Jews - who are mostly western, which is generally a more secular area- do not take the word of the Bible literally. I think this is pretty much the de facto reason you're not seeing as much violence from them. Not that they aren't capable of it - especially since they have shown they completely are in the past. After all, many Christians really believe that the violence in the middle east and Israel is justified because of course, the book of Revelation mentions such violence occurring in Israel. More than that, you're right, Islam is younger than Judaism and Christianity, and that's a big reason I feel, that we see this. But even then, we have witnessed the Israeli attempt to use genocide against Palestinians and Christians who do all sorts of ridiculous stuff in the name of their lord.

My opinion is not one of anti-theism. I think religion has the potential and propensity to do good (the new Pope) as it does to good bad (Israel in general). I'm just stating an observation: religions can be quite problematic when people take them literally, and it's a problem that people who take them literally are called the "extremists". If taking a holy book literally is considered extremism, certainly that makes the religion extremist in nature?
I'm a big believer in evolutionary religion and did my minor's thesis on it (not popular at BYU by the way).
But I'd say Islam and Judaism are on the same level for propensity for violence, it just so happens there's a ton of muslims that are oppressed so they glom onto the violent aspects of their religion. To an extent all the abrahamic religions were setup around this idea of a conquering monotheism which is what Abraham needed "There's only one god, it's mine and he can beat yours up!" to conquer as he did.

Christianity should by rights be similar but it's a little different. When the jews were conquered and it was obvious they weren't going to be conquering anymore they turned to a victim god or a god of the oppressed.  However, there's still remnants of the old testament conquering god in him, but believers have a choice. So yeah it can be as violent but it's not as "in your face".

Yes other religions' zealots can be as bad that's true. But it's less intrinsically woven into the religion.

I agree with you, and expounding upon that, I think the tendency that we are talking about is also a symptom of the very virtue of being monotheistic. With monotheism, there is only one. There can only be one. When you say there can only be one, there will be a tendency to cast off other viewpoints. More than that, while Christians have a choice, it's not really a choice. It's either become Christian or become a withered leaf. cast from the tree of God. Christianity is slightly better off, but it's still not inclusive, and follows the exclusionary ideals of Judaism, just with a very, very tiny asterisk. I would say that Christianity, in some ways, is even worse than Islam and Judaism in this regard because Christianity is far more open to interpretation. When things are left to interpretation, things get muddled. When things get muddled, witches are being burned because the Bible literally says to kill witches. The problem with Christianity is that the Bible includes BOTH the old AND new testaments, because again, you say Christians have a choice but Jesus clearly says he is there to fulfill everything from the Old Testament and old laws are not gone.
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Sorry, I have a fascination with theology, religiosity, and spirituality. Talking about philosophies and religions honestly, isn't helpful or even a good idea because it's ultimately pontless. But I fall for it every time.
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My opinion is not one of anti-theism. I think religion has the potential and propensity to do good (the new Pope) as it does to good bad (Israel in general). I'm just stating an observation: religions can be quite problematic when people take them literally, and it's a problem that people who take them literally are called the "extremists". If taking a holy book literally is considered extremism, certainly that makes the religion extremist in nature?
My stance is that religious violence is often initiated by economic and political factors just as much as it is by opposing belief systems being in close proximity. Additionally, taking modern ethical standards and projecting them backwards into time is a problematic way of framing an argument, not that that makes religious conflicts throughout history any less tragic.

Secondly, I think it's imperative to differentiate ISLAM from the other "Abrahamic" religions (hate that term). Judaism and Christianity of course are both much older than Islam, and they have much more in common with each other. Now, if you think that violence is a part of Judaism and Christianity, I think that is a valid if not naive observation to make, but I can accept that notion. Islam, on the other hand, naturally lends itself to more extremism. It's very important to add that the violence found in the Koran, in addition to being of a more graphic nature, is not bound historically like it is in the OT. These are very specific calls to violence when engaging non-believers.
Judging a religion based on its Holy Book is totally valid imo, those who willingly subscribe to it should be held accountable for its content but like I said earlier doctrine is imagined and reimagined depending on what suits a group's interests. A common complaint I see with evangelical politics in the US is when individuals pick and choose Biblical passages and how that's inherently hypocritical. From my perspective, that's a rhetorical device whereby agendas are expressed in a language that holds immediate, implicit cultural capital. Sohh while I think it's completely legitimate to have beef with a belief system based on its document/text, I also think its reductive to view a religion squarely in terms of its Holy Book. Shit is way more fluid than that. I don't think we give syncretism and fragmentation of exegetical opinion within faiths enough credit.

Also, I'm not really seeing the temporal distinction you're making. Judaism as a strictly monotheistic cult didn't exist before Babylonian captivity, and polytheistic practice continued afterwards during the 6th century BCE. The Jewish Messianic cult that would eventually become something similar to what we consider Christianity coalesced in the late 1st century CE. The Arab conquests in the 630s-640s CE are the first major Islamic formative movement. All these occurred in unique circumstances and social contexts but they all, generally, consider themselves to be a part of the same tradition which is why the term Abrahamic comes up (I'm not a fan of it either, tbf).

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My opinion is not one of anti-theism. I think religion has the potential and propensity to do good (the new Pope) as it does to good bad (Israel in general). I'm just stating an observation: religions can be quite problematic when people take them literally, and it's a problem that people who take them literally are called the "extremists". If taking a holy book literally is considered extremism, certainly that makes the religion extremist in nature?
My stance is that religious violence is often initiated by economic and political factors just as much as it is by opposing belief systems being in close proximity. Additionally, taking modern ethical standards and projecting them backwards into time is a problematic way of framing an argument, not that that makes religious conflicts throughout history any less tragic.


I never said that religious extremism is only birthed from religions themselves. But it is a large symptom and cause for sure. Political and economical landscapes are certainly causes as well. Buddhism in Japan being an excellent example.

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I never said that religious extremism is only birthed from religions themselves. But it is a large symptom and cause for sure. Political and economical landscapes are certainly causes as well. Buddhism in Japan being an excellent example.
From the little I've read, religion and policy are often one and the same. Belief and the given economic/political climate in question are complementary, act upon and because of one another, and are mutually influential in each other's development. It's why I'm adamant about understanding religion as a social construct and not in a vacuum.

edit: and I'm not trying to fashion this into a pointed debate, just getting my thoughts out; I really appreciate that there are people on this board who are legit as interested in this topic as I am

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For what it's worth, Neofeg, if I were Christian, I would either be Catholic or Unitarian. The recent pope is an inspiration, and I would love to be under his sect. Never mind the tradition and pomp of Catholicism.
Whaaaa?

- No premarital sex.
- No abortions.
- No birth control at all.
- No divorce.
- No jacking off.
- No pornography.
- Sex pretty much only OK in service of procreation, so no BJs.
- No lust in general.
- No stem cell research.
- Interfaith marriage frowned upon.
- Gays are only OK if celibate.

+ Absolution from sins through genuine remorse.
+ Retconned the interpretation of the Old Testament so evolution is OK.
+ Generally big on selflessness and "sharing the wealth."
+ Big on being anti-war and anti-capital punishment.

P.S. The clergy and devout looooove shit talking "Cafeteria Catholics" who pick and choose which of those up there to follow and which not to. Lots of them consider them worse than straight-up non-believers.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2015, 03:38:50 AM by Quaker »

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+ Retconned the interpretation of the Old Testament so evolution is OK.
They make an exception for humans though. Their god magically inserted souls into Adam & Eve. We aren't just slightly more intelligent naked apes.

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i detect a blatant example of othering.

please readjust accordingly, bigot scum.

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Found my mom's porn stash snooping around her room when I was little.

It was actually an illustrated comic series about a black girl who was cursed by a witch, and was slowly turning into a plant every time she orgasmed. She had a pussy growing out of the palm of each of her hands. It was called Alraune.

She had all six issues.

She also had some old vintage porn cartoons and anime VHS tapes.

Found a big purple dildo too.
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Show him some Alexis Texas and become GOAT in his eyes.

Or go on the other end of the spectrum. Introduce him to some Shiwasu no Okina.

No need to discriminate~ The possibilities are endless.
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Was it motherless or efukt?
If not, it will be pretty soon when they need to go deeper just to feel anything.


Ugh, story of my fucking life. Seriously.

that's truly the only downside of all the porn we have on the internet. The normal stuff barely works on me anymore.

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Fucking Alraune. :lol
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Made in Germany.  :shh
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fitting that his recommendations include little animu girls

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For what it's worth, Neofeg, if I were Christian, I would either be Catholic or Unitarian. The recent pope is an inspiration, and I would love to be under his sect. Never mind the tradition and pomp of Catholicism.
Whaaaa?

- No premarital sex.
- No abortions.
- No birth control at all.
- No divorce.
- No jacking off.
- No pornography.
- Sex pretty much only OK in service of procreation, so no BJs.
- No lust in general.
- No stem cell research.
- Interfaith marriage frowned upon.
- Gays are only OK if celibate.

+ Absolution from sins through genuine remorse.
+ Retconned the interpretation of the Old Testament so evolution is OK.
+ Generally big on selflessness and "sharing the wealth."
+ Big on being anti-war and anti-capital punishment.

P.S. The clergy and devout looooove shit talking "Cafeteria Catholics" who pick and choose which of those up there to follow and which not to. Lots of them consider them worse than straight-up non-believers.

That all looks good on paper. I know a lot of Catholics and none of them live by this shit. Drink, swear, do drugs, fuck around.... as long as you go to communion on Sunday, all is forgiven.  :jawalrus
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In fact I can forgive you everything if you just donate some funds to my PSN account

TVC15

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For what it's worth, Neofeg, if I were Christian, I would either be Catholic or Unitarian. The recent pope is an inspiration, and I would love to be under his sect. Never mind the tradition and pomp of Catholicism.
Whaaaa?

- No premarital sex.
- No abortions.
- No birth control at all.
- No divorce.
- No jacking off.
- No pornography.
- Sex pretty much only OK in service of procreation, so no BJs.
- No lust in general.
- No stem cell research.
- Interfaith marriage frowned upon.
- Gays are only OK if celibate.

+ Absolution from sins through genuine remorse.
+ Retconned the interpretation of the Old Testament so evolution is OK.
+ Generally big on selflessness and "sharing the wealth."
+ Big on being anti-war and anti-capital punishment.

P.S. The clergy and devout looooove shit talking "Cafeteria Catholics" who pick and choose which of those up there to follow and which not to. Lots of them consider them worse than straight-up non-believers.

That all looks good on paper. I know a lot of Catholics and none of them live by this shit. Drink, swear, do drugs, fuck around.... as long as you go to communion on Sunday, all is forgiven.  :jawalrus

It's worth noting that I attended a Catholic school until 11th grade until I got expelled for overdosing on xanax while at school, falling down a big flight of steps, and getting helicoptered to the ER. I'm a pretty accurate representation of what a catholic is aside from not being religious.
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What post finally did maninthemirror in?

TVC15

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Anyone have any recs on how I can get involved in Amir0x's life? I'll gladly lead/gaslight him into a world of shit and death.
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I am not surprised that a bunch of gaffers actually go to a forum dedicated to Kanye West......It actually explains a lot.
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Himu

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For what it's worth, Neofeg, if I were Christian, I would either be Catholic or Unitarian. The recent pope is an inspiration, and I would love to be under his sect. Never mind the tradition and pomp of Catholicism.
Whaaaa?

- No premarital sex.
- No abortions.
- No birth control at all.
- No divorce.
- No jacking off.
- No pornography.
- Sex pretty much only OK in service of procreation, so no BJs.
- No lust in general.
- No stem cell research.
- Interfaith marriage frowned upon.
- Gays are only OK if celibate.

+ Absolution from sins through genuine remorse.
+ Retconned the interpretation of the Old Testament so evolution is OK.
+ Generally big on selflessness and "sharing the wealth."
+ Big on being anti-war and anti-capital punishment.

P.S. The clergy and devout looooove shit talking "Cafeteria Catholics" who pick and choose which of those up there to follow and which not to. Lots of them consider them worse than straight-up non-believers.

Wow, I figured by now they lightened that load. Haha, never mind!
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I am not surprised that a bunch of gaffers actually go to a forum dedicated to Kanye West......It actually explains a lot.
:yeshrug

The fuckery can be funny.

this thread is the definition of  :brazilcry

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=968114



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mormapope

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"I make my wife cum guys, its not piss, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. If you've never tasted the gooey cum you did it wrong."

Sounds like a bunch of piss vampires or pussy vampires or something.
OH!

Am_I_Anonymous

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"I make my wife cum guys, its not piss, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. If you've never tasted the gooey cum you did it wrong."

Sounds like a bunch of piss vampires or pussy vampires or something.

Translation "I'm single and I watch a lot of porn in mom's basement. Everybody seems to enjoy squirting so I'll chime in here and try to sound "cool" "
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I've seen a couple posters in that thread talk about their wife, but everyone else probably falls into that category. Don't know why Gaffers stealth brag about making their wife cum, I mean really, who wants to know that shit.

Another thing, a lot of women don't orgasm like that and some don't even get wet. There's probably a lot of Gaffers that think every single woman out there is ready to burst with urine if you fuck them good enough. All dat porn research.
OH!

oh great, now backslashbunny has reported in. we can really close the book on this mystery now.

Am_I_Anonymous

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I've seen a couple posters in that thread talk about their wife, but everyone else probably falls into that category. Don't know why Gaffers stealth brag about making their wife cum, I mean really, who wants to know that shit.

Another thing, a lot of women don't orgasm like that and some don't even get wet. There's probably a lot of Gaffers that think every single woman out there is ready to burst with urine if you fuck them good enough. All dat porn research.

Here's a quick tip. If you brag about making your wife cum on a message board you probably don't have a wife. Nobody wants to hear about anybody else's sex life in detail. Well except PD's of course.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2015, 12:19:32 PM by Am_I_Anonymous »
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oh great, now backslashbunny has reported in. we can really close the book on this mystery now.

So did we ever figure out if backlash is Atra or Satz?
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Am_I_Anonymous

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oh great, now backslashbunny has reported in. we can really close the book on this mystery now.

So did we ever figure out if backlash is Atra or Satz?

I thought he was Eggman

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Nobody wants to hear about anybody else's sex life in detail.

Speak for yourself, prude
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ive got stories if we're sharing  :-*


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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=968243

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Shirobako, pretty much. It even has moe fat guys, demi should watch this show.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=968243

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Willing to put money down its a troll account...just cannot be serious.


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I wonder if you subjected people that mainly watch moe anime to HBO shows like The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Wire, how they would react or absorb whats in front of them.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2015, 03:40:04 PM by mormapope »
OH!

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I wonder if you subjected people that mainly watch moe anime to HBO shows like The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Wire, how they would react or absorb whats in front of them.

"Omar-senpai coming yo~~~"

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I'd like to give HolyBaikal a nice pleasant end like the people in Brave New World had. A few happy months in a moe-filled soma trip before peacefully passing into the darkness.
Uhh...

mormapope

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"Omar-senpai coming yo~~~"

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Tony Sopranu~~~
OH!

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For the sake of your future kids Awesome-O, I sure hope they have no disabilities.