1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Shaka Khan]

Wow those priorities be fuct

Sounds similar to when I got asked to delete an account because their job depended on it....

[Tasty]

Andrex. There is a name and avatar I haven't seen in a long time.

Did he quit GAF?

[Tasty]

Wow those priorities be fuct

Sounds similar to when I got asked to delete an account because their job depended on it....

DCharlie?

[Rufus]

Wow those priorities be fuct

Sounds similar to when I got asked to delete an account because their job depended on it....

DCharlie?

Pineapple Sauce.

[Tasty]

Spencer right? Lol

[thisismyusername]

Right, Spencer was the one that wanted it deleted. Then he came back.

[Kara]

O, I thought we were talking about Tha' "real American hero" Bidness e-martrying hisself to defend our freedoms.

[Brehvolution]

I thought it was Drinky Crow. pbuh

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155616160&postcount=95

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2yq8oq/my_psn_account_got_hacked_this_morning_sony/

Sony 


I got my xbox fifa hacked and microsoft had me back online with all my stuff in about 2 hours.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2yq8oq/my_psn_account_got_hacked_this_morning_sony/

Sony 


I got my xbox fifa hacked and microsoft had me back online with all my stuff in about 2 hours.

I got FIFA hacked even with just using MS points back in 2012. MS refunded all of them after an investigation, gave me 2100 points worth of bonus credit as an apology and let me keep the Euro 2012 DLC the guy downloaded with them as well.

Still not having two factor authentication in 2015

[bork]

The entire article is cringe-worthy.  Almost every paragraph of it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1008631
http://kotaku.com/the-people-who-make-brutal-video-game-porn-1690892332

"We aim to make movies for responsible adults...this medium bypasses the seedier facets of the pornography industry. In live action movies the viewer never really knows if the actresses are being exploited, especially in rape fantasies.

"We animate digital models in a safe environment, and the voice talent records from the safety of their own homes, which means that our medium is the ideal platform for exploring these darker themes with a clear conscience," Darkcrow said.

 

"The hardest part is doing orgasms," HangingRabbit said. "[Voice acting for StudioFOW] allows me to really push myself and my performance," Mr. Kristoff said.

"We have a pretty massive fanbase in the Far East, and this kind of adult content is ingrained into their culture, so we target them mainly with the non-con themes as they understand it instantly," Darkcrow said. "I think Western audiences have quite a ways to go before they becomes as accepting of this theme, but judging by the tremendous fan response the numbers are bigger than we initially thought."

"Futanari is another popular category, and whilst we personally have not done it yet many in the community have built thriving portfolios on this content type alone, so it's wonderful to see the diversity being accepted by an open-minded fanbase," Darkcrow said.

At least one StudioFOW work includes the likeness of a real person. A virtual version of actor Danny Trejo makes a couple of appearances in Kunoichi—at one point, Trejo appears to take part in a gangbang involving Kasumi, a character in Dead or Alive. But StudioFOW doesn't seem worried about companies taking legal action against them. They maintain that their work is "parody," though when I asked how this was true, they didn't quite give me a clear answer.

One of the things that struck me the most about Lara in Trouble is its ending. After Lara Croft is repeatedly raped by her captors, Deus Ex Machina occurs: a gun appears out of nowhere. Lara picks it up. She shoots every man in the room. The words "A Survivor is Born" appear on the screen—it's the same text that appears in so much of Tomb Raider's marketing. Even after degrading her and breaking her, Lara in Trouble still wants to maintain a central idea behind the Tomb Raider reboot: Lara's pain and suffering will transform her into the hero that everyone knows and loves.

The film then ends, and the credits roll.

 

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155639506&postcount=260

This article not only goes in depth, it covers a rather niche, taboo subject, on a major video game site. If you took the time to actually read the article, you would see it is the antithesis of clickbait. The author interviews multiple employees from the company that created these films and gets some revealing quotes, and then goes on to contact several secondary sources involved in the numerous lawsuits or supposed constant take down notices launched at these films. An article that is nothing but reaction videos of people watching rape porn, that would be clickbait. This is actual good journalism, something I thought everyone was begging for?

[Vertigo]

That Ori code giveaway thread really shows so many gamers are cheapskates. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1008232

[kick51]

omg i love this community XD

people astroturfing with free codes, people trying to leech free codes 

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155639506&postcount=260

This article not only goes in depth, it covers a rather niche, taboo subject, on a major video game site. If you took the time to actually read the article, you would see it is the antithesis of clickbait. The author interviews multiple employees from the company that created these films and gets some revealing quotes, and then goes on to contact several secondary sources involved in the numerous lawsuits or supposed constant take down notices launched at these films. An article that is nothing but reaction videos of people watching rape porn, that would be clickbait. This is actual good journalism, something I thought everyone was begging for?

it's about ethics in games journalism

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155639506&postcount=260

This article not only goes in depth, it covers a rather niche, taboo subject, on a major video game site. If you took the time to actually read the article, you would see it is the antithesis of clickbait. The author interviews multiple employees from the company that created these films and gets some revealing quotes, and then goes on to contact several secondary sources involved in the numerous lawsuits or supposed constant take down notices launched at these films. An article that is nothing but reaction videos of people watching rape porn, that would be clickbait. This is actual good journalism, something I thought everyone was begging for?

it's about ethics in games journalism

More like "It's about porn in games journalism?"

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Somebody say porn?   

[thisismyusername]

Somebody say porn?   

Only if you want to be my Onii-san, senpai. <3

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2yq8oq/my_psn_account_got_hacked_this_morning_sony/

Sony 


I got my xbox fifa hacked and microsoft had me back online with all my stuff in about 2 hours.

That's nothing new. Even if you don't get hacked and do a charge back, Sony will perma-ban you. Even Valve will do it on Steam, IIRC. It's why I don't use credit cards for ANY gaming service that isn't "Amazon.com" and even then I understand "all sales final."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Only if you want to be my Onii-san, senpai. <3

Let me see tit shot, will decide then.   

[thisismyusername]

Only if you want to be my Onii-san, senpai. <3

Let me see tit shot, will decide then.   

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Not having man boob in your late 20's.

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[mormapope]

Aquamarine 

Risking your job which grants you more Nintendo shit so you can provide Nintendo fuckboys with sales numbers so they can sleep at night.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

What do you mean no manboobs in your 20's? Who has that shit?  Not having manboobs in your late 30's and still have abs
dat hairline tho     but I'm black so bald is okay

Anyway, boobs, even women love them. AiA tried to get his wife into some boobs once, this transpired

Mrs AiA  "That girl has some nice boobs"

AiA  "Yeah, they are pretty sweet"

Mrs AiA "I wonder if she works out"

AiA  "Do you think about touching her boobs?"   

Mrs AiA: 

AiA:   

[thisismyusername]

What do you mean no manboobs in your 20's? Who has that shit?  Not having manboobs in your late 30's and still have abs

Fat people, babe. And I don't have abs. I need to start going to the gym, I keep saying I will but I don't. Mostly because it's a drive over to the next town + gym fees for maybe 1-2 days a week if that. Not worth it, I should probably buy some equipment.

dat hairline tho     but I'm black so bald is okay

Eh, I don't have to worry about that (*knock on wood*) until I'm in my 50's. I got my mom's hair genes it seems.

Anyway, boobs, even women love them. AiA tried to get his wife into some boobs once, this transpired

Mrs AiA  "That girl has some nice boobs"

AiA  "Yeah, they are pretty sweet"

Mrs AiA "I wonder if she works out"

AiA  "Do you think about touching her boobs?"   

Mrs AiA: 

AiA:   

  I want to say "yes, yes she did." But that's mostly because women are inherently more "bisexual" than men. But I'm a subscriber to the Kinsey "not everyone is fully straight/gay" scale, so I'm probably biased.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

White women are all bisexual (so many 3 somes in college )

Black women? At least my black woman? Hell no, I never brought it up again and that was like 10 years ago. I value my body as one piece and bringing it up again would risk me about 2 months in the hell hole, pass.

Here's a white women story.

I was working out at a local gym before I built my own room. I just got done doing some roman chairs and pulled my shirt over my head to wipe my sweat out of my face.....When I put my shirt back down I look at these two 30ish CACS are staring at me.....I give a quick  and move on to doing some inclined bench work and my dude is like "them gals want to tear you up bro" I replied "nah man get the fuck out, I need to get these sets done real quick"

Proceed to finish workout.

As I leave the lockerroom one of the cacs comes up to me and says "Hey, aren't you AiA, you own the company those does internet stuff right?" and proceeds to ask me if I can follow her and her friend to her house to plug in some cables.....I just gave them my card and said schedule it through my service manager, I'm sure I can help.

Thought nothing of it, got all the way to my car and then pulled one of these 

[thisismyusername]

More like "white women are lipstick lesbians." I dunno on black women, but I'd say they are like black men and are on the "down-low." I do know one black lesbian though. So it's not like it's nearly impossible for black women to love other women. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

More like "white women are lipstick lesbians." I dunno on black women, but I'd say they are like black men and are on the "down-low." I do know one black lesbian though. So it's not like it's nearly impossible for black women to love other women. 

Check my white women story up above.


There are a lot of gay black guys, a lot. Either completely flaming or so low down you'd have no idea. We had a few on our team in the pros.

Black women seem as a whole to hate the vagina unless they are them hippie types who listen to Toni Braxton and shit.

[thisismyusername]

Yeah, they totally wanted your D, man.  Probably a good thing you gave them your card, though your wife would kill you if she found that out.

Black women seem as a whole to hate the vagina unless they are them hippie types who listen to Toni Braxton and shit.

Really? I wouldn't think black women would hate their sex. I could understand the hate of their race--due to "beauty standards" that basically "talk down" to them about their race being "non-white/bad." But hating the 'china? Really? Also you mentioning Toni Braxton reminds me I haven't heard that name since the early 2000's. I wonder what she's up to now. *Google*

As for the black men, I wouldn't doubt it. I don't know enough black men to accurately say that's "true/false" but given PD's deposition ( @ PD) and PM'd questions, I wouldn't doubt that black men have that "It's 2XXX: Head's head/butt's butt" mentality.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yeah, they totally wanted your D, man.  Probably a good thing you gave them your card, though your wife would kill you if she found that out.

Black women seem as a whole to hate the vagina unless they are them hippie types who listen to Toni Braxton and shit.

Really? I wouldn't think black women would hate their sex. I could understand the hate of their race--due to "beauty standards" that basically "talk down" to them about their race being "non-white/bad." But hating the 'china? Really? Also you mentioning Toni Braxton reminds me I haven't heard that name since the early 2000's. I wonder what she's up to now. *Google*

As for the black men, I wouldn't doubt it. I don't know enough black men to accurately say that's "true/false" but given PD's deposition ( @ PD) and PM'd questions, I wouldn't doubt that black men have that "It's 2XXX: Head's head/butt's butt" mentality.

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Tupac was gay as hell

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That is a fact all of us who played ball or had any type of connection to the real news back then knew this shit. He was dating a dude for years too.

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Rumor is he blew Dre too

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  can't confirm that one.

don't believe me? Go look up all the shit the gay mafia was doing to protect his ass back then.

[ToxicAdam]

Someone's got the generalization fire hose out today. Hard to control that shit once it starts flowing.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Someone's got the generalization fire hose out today. Hard to control that shit once it starts flowing.

 
                   

[Purple Filth]

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2yq8oq/my_psn_account_got_hacked_this_morning_sony/

Sony 


I got my xbox fifa hacked and microsoft had me back online with all my stuff in about 2 hours.

Still not having two factor authentication in 2015

Indeed.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155664454&postcount=234

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah, they totally wanted your D, man.  Probably a good thing you gave them your card, though your wife would kill you if she found that out.

Black women seem as a whole to hate the vagina unless they are them hippie types who listen to Toni Braxton and shit.

Really? I wouldn't think black women would hate their sex. I could understand the hate of their race--due to "beauty standards" that basically "talk down" to them about their race being "non-white/bad." But hating the 'china? Really? Also you mentioning Toni Braxton reminds me I haven't heard that name since the early 2000's. I wonder what she's up to now. *Google*

As for the black men, I wouldn't doubt it. I don't know enough black men to accurately say that's "true/false" but given PD's deposition ( @ PD) and PM'd questions, I wouldn't doubt that black men have that "It's 2XXX: Head's head/butt's butt" mentality.

It's an interesting subject. I like learning how things work.

you should see my PMs to duckroll

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That's a joke

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[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155664454&postcount=234

 

What the Christ is this. Even I wouldn't buy a old computer, not even a Robotron.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=155671132&posted=1#post155671132

So it has come to my attention that many of you have told me I have made a horrible mistake ordering $600 worth of old Apple products from 2010 from eBay. I choose to think differently. I have never owned a single Apple product in my life and I thought to myself, why not just buy older products that are already outdated and not even give two fucks about the product cycle? If it's already outdated, then I don't have to worry if it is not the latest and greatest. So, 2010 was a great year for Apple and they had some really strong products. They had the flagship MacBook Air product that redefined what it meant to be ultra portable by combing elements of iPad and iPhone to the the notebook computer. They had the revolutionary iPhone 4 which featured a beautiful stunning retina display and glass front and back design. They also had the original iPad which you can enjoy consuming media such as books and movies at a pleasureful pace.

All these solid products have led me to go back into the past and upgrade my current devices to newer ones. I currently have a Toshiba laptop from 2007 which is show its age and a RAZR flip phone from Motorola on AT&T. So, I figured it was finally time to jump aboard the Apple train and buy as many of the good apple products of the time as I could from eBay for under $600.

So, why do this? Well, I fell that the continuity between devices back in 2010 was elegant. It was a more simple time to just charge and sync devices with iTunes and not have to worry about all this iCloud baloney. All my devices will be running stock software such as iOS4 and Snow Leopard for a smooth and clean experience that goes back to a simpler time. As time goes forward, more features and more bloat are added to the devices, making them less user friendly than before.

Anyways, if you don't believe me and think I'm trolling, I'm not. Here are some eBay items I purchased:
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So, we can discuss this here if you wish. I'm willing to debate.

debate what? how much you like getting ripped off? 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=155666959#post155666959

what the fuck

what the FUCK

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155670685&postcount=51

warioware lore is actually so rich and deep guys

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=155666959#post155666959

what the fuck

what the FUCK

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155667685&postcount=27

Generations didn't make it canon, it was alway canon

[Tasty]

i'm more focused on the fact that he "has to play it" now because of Generations

like

what

what

[Purple Filth]

Wow those priorities be fuct

Sounds similar to when I got asked to delete an account because their job depended on it....

 

[Rufus]

I will never understand the fascination with Sonic.

[Tasty]

I will never understand the fascination with Sonic.

He's had like, one good game

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Colors

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[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155674237&postcount=87

must be trolling

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155674237&postcount=87

must be trolling

If he really wanted to troll he would have said he sold his PS4.

[Kara]

Probably not true with lifestyle appliances like Apple computers, but you can still buy a new computer and not get stuck in an arms race... my gaming hog is even woefully out of date.

Though as I said, this is for devices meant for productive use, not need use. :trollbron

[nudemacusers]

Eh the problem is, kinda like the new MacBook, the 2010 air is just not a very good computer. The second rev is significantly better, which is pretty standard op when Apple does a new product.

I will never understand the fascination with Sonic.

Dat blue ass tho

[Rufus]

Eh the problem is, kinda like the new MacBook, the 2010 air is just not a very good computer. The second rev is significantly better, which is pretty standard op when Apple does a new product.

I will never understand the fascination with Sonic.

Dat blue ass tho

Sonic doesn't even have a pelvis.

[Van Cruncheon]

Eh the problem is, kinda like the new MacBook, the 2010 air is just not a very good computer. The second rev is significantly better, which is pretty standard op when Apple does a new product.

I will never understand the fascination with Sonic.

Dat blue ass tho

Sonic doesn't even have a pelvis.

o rly

 

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http://xbooru.com/images/269/66278eef62a0c5048533a332161fb1fe.jpeg?286854

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[Tasty]

FFFUUUUUCK

OK, time to reinstate my rule of no browsing Bore at work. See y'all.

[Rufus]

Oh god damnit.

[king of the internet]

I don't know how you couldn't see that one coming given the context

[Van Cruncheon]

I thought it was Drinky Crow. pbuh

fucc that, drinky don't even care

[Rufus]

I don't know how you couldn't see that one coming given the context

I guess so.

[Phoenix Dark]

MODS PLS

[Steve Contra]

TVC would appreciate that, wherever he is

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I know exactly where he is

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[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=155664454&postcount=234

 

2010 MBA is the first gen model with only one USB 2.0 port right? If so he fucked up. That thing was garbage even when it launched.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Does he honestly call buying an older Apple product giving an f u to Apple?  Smh Apple stans

[huckleberry]

Appletology should be a recognized medical condition.

[CatsCatsCats]

was gone for a couple years, and I needed to be.