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Kara

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Quote from: Nibel link=topic=42089.msg2025119#msg2025119
stop being a chocobo and become a fucking bahamut

But they're both servile beings. :ohhh

At least a chocobo can run away too. :bolo

Nibel

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Quote from: Nibel link=topic=42089.msg2025119#msg2025119
stop being a chocobo and become a fucking bahamut

But they're both servile beings. :ohhh

At least a chocobo can run away too. :bolo

Bahamut can blow up the moon and shit though
SWISH

helios

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Become a cactuar

Narolf

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Realtalk though, nahrolf: you can speak in Final Fantasy metaphors, no problem. You can post 100 gifs in one single post, no problem. But man, stop visiting that forum for your own sake, man. I mean you seem to have an archive of links and shit etc wake the fuck up, and leave Kagari alone; there are other women that share the same hobby as you do but if you stick to a unimportant niche-game forum instead you will never find your peace, stop being a chocobo and become a fucking bahamut
You are absolutely right about DisorderForums, but completely wrong about Kagari... and I do leave her alone nowadays: I have more interest in finishing off DF once and for all thanks to the announcement of DissidiArcade. Lightning isn't involved in any romance whatsoever, though you can call the Lightning/Serah/Etro deal a weird platonic & incestial love-triangle. Final Fantasy XV will certainly be at the E3 and that's when the love will resparkle. The Black-Haired Woman/Lin was yet another gift of the Goddess, essentially. She was a physical gift dare I say, albeit not as physical as you may think.

I will probably completely lose hope about Kagari/Lin once we will be done with the Final Fantasy XV's trilogy in 2020.

Probably.
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Narolf

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Filler... to think last time we crossed paths was in 2011, in the K-Pop Community thread.

Good times.

:)
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Narolf

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Backslashbunny is already taken, though you guys just gave me an idea regarding the unseen characters...
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Kara

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Quote from: Nibel link=topic=42089.msg2025119#msg2025119
stop being a chocobo and become a fucking bahamut

But they're both servile beings. :ohhh

At least a chocobo can run away too. :bolo

Bahamut can blow up the moon and shit though

We lusted after black chocobos. Big black chocobos. :flabbypd

kingkitty

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Filler... to think last time we crossed paths was in 2011, in the K-Pop Community thread.

Good times.

:)

what's your favorite kpop group.

Narolf

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Brown Eyed Girls.
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Kara

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So y'all think a lot of people will reg for the bore when we get put on the news for being tangentially connected to an international murder?

:obama


Broseidon

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i like f(x) tbh

amber  :-[
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Kara

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Functions. :scust:

nudemacusers

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between the internet stalking and final fantasy talk I legit want to hang myself and my family


watch the news for updates
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I'm a Puppy!

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between the internet stalking and final fantasy talk I legit want to hang myself and my family


watch the news for updates
Pro tip: do the family first
que

headwalk

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i think i'm at the wrong address.

helios

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between the internet stalking and final fantasy talk I legit want to hang myself and my family


watch the news for updates

Do it with Chris Benoit-like coldness

team filler

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Filler... to think last time we crossed paths was in 2011, in the K-Pop Community thread.

Good times.

:)
I don't remember you at all, bitch
*****


Positive Touch

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Creepy Stalker quit being a loser for attention
pcp

he seems like a normal well-adjusted fellow to me
😈

team filler

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still nothing, bitch
*****

i'm going to be pretty pissed when the black-haired woman turns out to be Creepy Stalker wearing a wig with his dick tucked between his legs and dancing to goodbye horses.

Junpei the Tracer!

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I love Creepy Stalker, his posts are hilarious. plz don't go anytime soon.
Boo

Narolf

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Good times: www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=419735&page=271

I was lalala-ing for attention more over at DisorderForums. It was much harder granted how exclusive it is and how quick the Massfiosi are at triggering their ego/guns. Joining said forum is the biggest mistake I have made in my life so far, and probably forever. All those hours wasted I could have spent on GAF, smh. Mass Zerox20 & Spyder are just the saddest fucks I have ever seen, and I am yet to tell you guys about what went on in our staff section. Prompto/Kurayami had screen-caps at some point, I hesitated in posting them on GAF.

To give you a representation, I thought sites like vigilantcitizen.com were full of shit for years and years. Then I got promoted at DisorderForums.

I am also a music producer who has composed music for some fairly well-known “urban” artists. My work in the music business has led me to deal with talent agents, video directors and record companies (I am now 100% independent). Through my experiences and my contacts,  I have discovered some of the darker aspects of the entertainment industry, which I found were in direct connection with my studies in occultism. It is necessary to understand of the state of mind that prevails in the higher levels of the music industry to “get” the full meaning of the symbolism found in music videos. Some things are simply not intended to be understood by all, they are meant for the “few”.

http://vigilantcitizen.com/about/

Paragraphs like that now make perfect sense to me.
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Broseidon

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soshi's taeyeon is my waifu FYI
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Big Hoops

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What's ur fave Zelda game Creepy Stalker?

Narolf

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i'm going to be pretty pissed when the black-haired woman turns out to be Creepy Stalker wearing a wig with his dick tucked between his legs and dancing to goodbye horses.
I will just say for now last time I talked to her was a week ago, when we met. The last mail I sent was me going full-reverse psychology on her. The thing is, unlike with BackSlashBunny, I wasn't really kidding. I essentially asked her out telling her "You were right to come with Kuja/Spyder/your boyfriend at the meeting, that was a clear signal! I am still a virgin, but rest assured you will not be the one deflowering me! You don't have to reply, you aren't the first one who would back off me and will not be the last one anyway!".

She understood and backed off. She never replied to said e-mail so that I don't expect us to cross path ever again, but the sum-up of all those coincidences really made me believe she was a physical gift of the goddess.
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Narolf

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What's ur fave Zelda game Narofl?
Majora's Mask, for Jadusable.

I have no idea who you are, probably a fellow Pop-GAFfer, but I really do enjoy your appearances, moreover when you post while I type about Lin...
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Big Hoops

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i knew it! majora's mask stans always have that certain je ne sais quoi don't they.  :-*

im not sure what is a pop-gaf  ???

Kara

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i knew it! majora's mask stans always have that certain je ne sais quoi don't they.  :-*

 :lol

Narolf

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wait, Creepy Stalker is a virgin?? my mind is blown.

Cerveza mas fina

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i knew it! majora's mask stans always have that certain je ne sais quoi don't they.  :-*

 :lol

Dont laugh at your alts joke man

Big Hoops

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They are weirdos, generally.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1010416
that ot........  :-\
ill never understand how they can be so obsessed with women they dont even know

zomgee

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rub

thisismyusername

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They are weirdos, generally.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1010416

More like this, do things like this yes



So y'all think a lot of people will reg for the bore when we get put on the news for being tangentially connected to an international murder?

:obama

HI MOM, I'M ON TELEVISION!

bork

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Summary of Creepy Stalker in this thread:

ど助平

someone edit ", kupo" onto the end of every Creepy Stalker sentence.

i bet it will push him over the edge.

thisismyusername

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someone edit ", kupo" onto the end of every Creepy Stalker sentence.

i bet it will push him over the edge.

For you, I present:

Good times, kupo!: www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=419735&page=271

I was ku-ku-ku-KUPO!-ing for attention more over at DisorderForums, k-k-k-kupo. It was much harder granted how exclusive it is and how quick the Massfiosi are at triggering their ego/guns, kupo. Joining said forum is the biggest mistake I have made in my life so far, and probably forever, kupo. All those hours wasted I could have spent on GAF, smkupo. Mass Zerox20 & Spyder are just the saddest fucks I have ever seen, and I am yet to tell you guys about what went on in our staff section, kupo. Prompto/Kurayami had screen-caps at some point, I hesitated in posting them on GAF, kupo.

To give you a representation, I thought sites like vigilantcitizen.com were full of shit for years and years, kupo. Then I got promoted at DisorderForums, kupo.

I am also a music producer who has composed music for some fairly well-known “urban” artists, kupo. My work in the music business has led me to deal with talent agents, video directors and record companies (I am now 100% independent), kupo. Through my experiences and my contacts,  I have discovered some of the darker aspects of the entertainment industry, which I found were in direct connection with my studies in occultism, kupo. It is necessary to understand of the state of mind that prevails in the higher levels of the music industry to “get” the full meaning of the symbolism found in music videos, kupo. Some things are simply not intended to be understood by all, they are meant for the “few”, kupo.

http://vigilantcitizen.com/about/

Paragraphs like that now make perfect sense to me, kupo.


Kara

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Moogles. :aah

Mog DA GAWD. :lawd



Narolf

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wait, Creepy Stalker is a virgin?? my mind is blown.
I had opportunites, but I had to back off them saying: "Nah, you aren't the right one." Lin is the only one I have asked out; then again, I asked her out going full reverse-psychology...
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Kara

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Please kissu a girl, Creepy Stalker-kun. :stahp

Narolf

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Already happened: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48893769&postcount=14859

That was in Summer 2006 though, shortly after the announcement of Versus XIII, and I haven't kissed another girl ever since. Can't be a coincidence...
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Sausage

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Is there are a drunk thread 4 this butch ¿

BrokenVerses

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Would you marry Lightning, Creepy Stalker?

Tasty

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Summer 2006... I haven't kissed another girl ever since.

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Just found out the Facebook's profile picture of my first and last girlfriend while procrastinating...


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She was a huge fan of Yuna by the way.

Feels good to beat up the living shit out of Yuna in Dissidia.

The fucking fuck :mindblown

Atramental

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Is there are a drunk thread 4 this butch ¿
This thread is pretty good for drunk posting.

Mr Gilhaney

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Already happened: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48893769&postcount=14859

That was in Summer 2006 though, shortly after the announcement of Versus XIII, and I haven't kissed another girl ever since. Can't be a coincidence...

"Feels good to beat up the living shit out of Yuna in Dissidia."

Monster.

Narolf

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Would you marry Lightning, Creepy Stalker?
I am not good enough for her.
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Narolf

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Tasty

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Lightning is like the Shadow The Hedgehog of Final Fantasy. Her fans are the creepiest group in a weird fan base.

Lightning never had a theme song as good as this tho


toku

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Sausage

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Is there are a drunk thread 4 this butch ¿
This thread is pretty good for drunk posting.
Tapas like.
Summer 2006... I haven't kissed another girl ever since.

Quote
Just found out the Facebook's profile picture of my first and last girlfriend while procrastinating...


Quote
She was a huge fan of Yuna by the way.

Feels good to beat up the living shit out of Yuna in Dissidia.

The fucking fuck :mindblown

Narolf

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Creepy Stalker for mod
dude is an ex-moderator of THREE forums, i'd back off
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Sausage

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We are all Creepy Stalker


Cerveza mas fina

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I wish this thread would go back to gaf bitching

Narolf

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Rest assured it will, once the alternate reality game is over. Give it seven days at least, thirteen at max.
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Nibel

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7 to 13 more days of this fuckery, seriously breh?

SWISH