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bork

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The extent of my relationship with ??? will be revealed soon. For now, I will just say she would be the one singing here.

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Tasty

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so glad I don't understand all these final fantasy jokes :rejoice

thanks for never buying me games mom :rejoice :tocry
Not knowing anything has never stopped Andrex from talking shit.....

Rahx, everyone knows Crystal Chronicles is the best FF game. Sorry you're one of the weirdos that can't see that. :yeshrug

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Rahx, everyone knows Crystal Chronicles is the best FF game. Sorry you're one of the weirdos that can't see that. :yeshrug


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Oh okay. It all makes sense now.
This was our meet-up.

Picture ??? as Beatrix, Cor Leonis' doppelgänger (her "body-guard") as Kuja and me as Djidane.
Hmm... This boy could become a problem...
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Rahx, everyone knows Crystal Chronicles is the best FF game. Sorry you're one of the weirdos that can't see that. :yeshrug

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Do you like feggy half hour long animu cutscenes with skinny effeminate boys jumping around with phallic swords in between boring turn-based battles, or some plot-bare pure old-fashioned fun-as-hell co-op action-RPG gameplay?

Wait, I think I have my answer... ;)

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so glad I don't understand all these final fantasy jokes :rejoice

thanks for never buying me games mom :rejoice :tocry

pppsh you probably played Dark Cloud and Enchanted Arms
nah i was PC


cuz i could get them of bbs systems for free :shh

and yes i just realized i basically said atm machine :brazilcry
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bork

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Oh okay. It all makes sense now.
This was our meet-up.

Picture ??? as Beatrix, Cor Leonis' doppelgänger (her "body-guard") as Kuja and me as Djidane.
Hmm... This boy could become a problem...

OK, as a moderator, I feel that it's time for me to step in and ask you to start making sense.   :dizzy
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All right then, real talk. I will post the truth behind her in the Relationships' thread on Sunday (since we met last Sunday), as our 1-week anniversary.
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i'm sure it's sunday now on whatever planet final fantasy is set
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Remember this is comming from the cigarillo who watches shitty shounen anime by the loads and has never played an actual FF.

Tasty

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Who the hell is "her/she/etc."? Kagari? Saoirse Ronan? Natalie Portman?

Sorry, all you creepy internet stalkers kinda blur together after a while.

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J/k Fistful, I still ove ya. :heart
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Rahx, everyone knows Crystal Chronicles is the best FF game. Sorry you're one of the weirdos that can't see that. :yeshrug

(Image removed from quote.)

Do you like feggy half hour long animu cutscenes with skinny effeminate boys jumping around with phallic swords in between boring turn-based battles, or some plot-bare pure old-fashioned fun-as-hell co-op action-RPG gameplay?

Wait, I think I have my answer... ;)

I'll take the game that doesn't force me to hold onto an awful chalice while everyone else actually plays the game. :kobeyuck



The music though.  :lawd

Tasty

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i'm sure it's sunday now on whatever planet final fantasy is set

You're OBVIOUSLY not familiar with the FF Multiverse theory :wag

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narloff could you give us your FF list, from best to worst?
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Tasty

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Rahx, everyone knows Crystal Chronicles is the best FF game. Sorry you're one of the weirdos that can't see that. :yeshrug

(Image removed from quote.)

Do you like feggy half hour long animu cutscenes with skinny effeminate boys jumping around with phallic swords in between boring turn-based battles, or some plot-bare pure old-fashioned fun-as-hell co-op action-RPG gameplay?

Wait, I think I have my answer... ;)

I'll take the game that doesn't force me to hold onto an awful chalice while everyone else actually plays the game. :kobeyuck



The music though.  :lawd

Lawd you just hit my nostalgia g-spot :lawd :hitler :lawd

And if you hate the chalice, play either of the DS games, they rocked hard (especially Echoes of Time which had online and a huge loot focus) :rock

nudemacusers

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i'm sure it's sunday now on whatever planet final fantasy is set

You're OBVIOUSLY not familiar with the FF Multiverse theory :wag
i'm more of a squall's dead theory kind of guy
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Tasty

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i'm sure it's sunday now on whatever planet final fantasy is set

You're OBVIOUSLY not familiar with the FF Multiverse theory :wag
i'm more of a squall's dead theory kind of guy

Lol oh God I just remembered that lol

But if Squal was ded then who was Cloud? :ohhh

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Oh okay. It all makes sense now.
This was our meet-up.

Picture ??? as Beatrix, Cor Leonis' doppelgänger (her "body-guard") as Kuja and me as Djidane.
Hmm... This boy could become a problem...

OK, as a moderator, I feel that it's time for me to step in and ask you to start making sense.   :dizzy

disagree imo

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i'm sure it's sunday now on whatever planet final fantasy is set
Haha... :)

I would rather finish the opening post of the alternate reality game first if you guys don't mind. It's almost done.
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Who the hell is "her/she/etc."? Kagari? Saoirse Ronan? Natalie Portman?

Sorry, all you creepy internet stalkers kinda blur together after a while.

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J/k Fistful, I still ove ya. :heart
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Remember that one time I made Noctis my avatar on GAF? That was what sealed the deal with Kagari. Any misbehavior would have triggered a permanent ban, but she cut me a lot of slack too; like, for all those times I was derailing threads by exposing DisorderForums' bullshit. I was under a wing, similarly to how Lightning became Etro's warrior.

The same essentially happened with ???/Nelly/FFXV's Beatrix the moment she gave me those four pieces of information about her. She wants Bork & Demi to permanently ban me if I ever share them, and she had the possibility to save me from imprisonment should it have be necessary.

I also want you guys to know Reverent Souls was still playing in the background the moment Big Hoops posted.


Oh yeah, she also wants you to say it right.



(note the day the video has been uploaded at)

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surely you can provide a teaser trailer
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bork

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Enough with all the Final Fantasy videos in every post.
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Remember that one time I made Noctis my avatar on GAF? That was what sealed the deal with Kagari.

NO.  NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.   :lol  :dizzy
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narloff could you give us your FF list, from best to worst?
FFXV: Episode Duscae > Everything else.
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Narolf

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NO.  NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.   :lol  :dizzy
I made Noctis my avatar the moment she accepted the project: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14114-The-Suspension-of-Creepy Stalker&p=409495&viewfull=1

Edit: Sorry for double-posting, I was expecting another post in-between! :s
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Tasty

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Uhh, calling your publicly-displayed mental issues an "alternate reality game" doesn't really fool anyone, man... :(

bork

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NO.  NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.   :lol  :dizzy
I made Noctis my avatar the moment she accepted the project: http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14114-The-Suspension-of-Creepy Stalker&p=409495&viewfull=1

Edit: Sorry for double-posting, I was expecting another post in-between! :s

Not sure if I can make it any clearer than "WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT."  Nobody knows about your creep-stalker-drama stuff here. 
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Uhh, calling your publicly-displayed mental issues an "alternate reality game" doesn't really fool anyone, man... :(
I became "unstable" the moment David/Dave880 decided I was: http://pastebin.com/gKBTtDEk

He was definitely right to some extent.

When people same something in common such as depression
it only clings to other individuals


Grendel/Parandus/Kraid has an Aspergers' Syndrome. He told it himself in a post I quoted a few pages ago.

I am no psychologist, but I wouldn't be surprized if Pulse/Mass Zerox20 and Bhunivelze/Spyder were depressed fucks as well.

Me? I started fresh, sane and young when they recruited me. Their bullshit managed to progressively mind-numbs me for almost two years, similarly to how the Mako degrades Soldiers.

Thank god Kagari & GAF managed to pull me out of this.
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This thread isn't fun anymore. :goty

Tasty

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Someone needs to make an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry on Creepy Stalker so I know what the fuck is going on right now. :mindblown

bork

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Someone needs to make an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry on Creepy Stalker so I know what the fuck is going on right now. :mindblown

 :lol Yup.  All I really get is that Creepy Stalker was banned from some Final Fantasy forum and GAF two years ago, and remains obsessed with them and members on them.   I wish PD was right on the trolling thing.   :(
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This thread
This thread isn't fun anymore. :goty

It's all about Creepy Stalker now. Should be renamed that. :D

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Creepy Stalker can you summarize please. in 10 words or less.

Tasty

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160522429&postcount=8257

Eh at least Goku was there most of the time and pretended to care. Ging clearly didn't give a fuck. Didn't even visit Gon in the hospital. :lol

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narloff could you give us your FF list, from best to worst?
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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160522429&postcount=8257

Why is that in the black culture thread?   :lol
Can you think of a thread that more desperately needs a strong father figure in it's life and clearly never had one?

Anime and chicken loving bitches

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God I hope it's not kagari. I hate Kagari.

I still wish I knew how nalof knew my actual name.

I understand everything that Creepy Stalker is saying. The chamber of secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir, beware.

Phoenix Dark

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I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the general confusion over what a good father is in the BCT.
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Someone needs to make an Encyclopedia Dramatica entry on Creepy Stalker so I know what the fuck is going on right now. :mindblown

I kinda think you're in it right now.
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the general confusion over what a good father is in the BCT.

It thought Slayven was your boy, PD.

Calling him out in the Gwenyth Paltrow thread.

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The post with a track from SH: Covenant was better than Creepy Stalker's endless music links from the FF13 saga.

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Cant Creepy Stalker just make a new gaf account ?

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Cant Creepy Stalker just make a new gaf account ?
that's not really the question

the question is 'can Creepy Stalker make a gaf account and appear like a normal human being and not make it obvious who he is?'

and the answer is no
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Phoenix Dark

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I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the general confusion over what a good father is in the BCT.

It thought Slayven was your boy, PD.

Calling him out in the Gwenyth Paltrow thread.

I just dislike the constant undertone of victimhood. Paltrow is an elitist, there are reports that she's difficult to work with, I understand why people dislike her...but at the same time she has given her money to charity and other good initiatives. She's also a celebrity which gives her a platform that you and I don't have. The fact that she would use that platform to raise awareness on an important subject is a good thing. She could easily just use that platform to sell people shit, but instead she's doing some good.

Slayven's post suggests he thinks this is not just a ruse, but some form of exploitation. She's dabbling in, or roleplaying with, suffering. And I think if he was questioned he'd call it black suffering - nevermind that there are more white people, specifically white women, on welfare and SNAP programs. In short he wants to paint this like she's some white person who goes to a 1960s civil rights march with a raincoat. That's the impression I got from his posts, and that's the impression I constantly get from BCT luminaries when they enter just about any race related thread. White people exploiting black stuff for monetary gains or moral accolades.

I'm not denying that does indeed happen, but I'm so tired of everything being thrown into the same pot. We see that right now in the cultural appropriation thread. On what logical level does it make sense to compare what Macklemore does to what Riff Raff does? It just seems like there's a stunning lack of nuance to these discussions, and we're left with victimhood fuckery.
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Watching Labor get eviscerated in the social justice bullies thread is hilarious. He genuinely has no idea how much of a douchenozzle he is.
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Watching Labor get eviscerated in the social justice bullies thread is hilarious. He genuinely has no idea how much of a douchenozzle he is.

That thread is hilarious in how it proves exactly what the article talks about.  It's a live case study.

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Watching Labor get eviscerated in the social justice bullies thread is hilarious. He genuinely has no idea how much of a douchenozzle he is.
those threads are just awful now. it's all just bitter sarcasm/cynicism being tossed in every direction in the hope that something sticks and and that a 'wrong poster' catches a ban. it's weird that the stated purpose of gaf is to uphold discourse and all you get from OT is just diarrhea being spilled from certain corners. and you can't even say this is an assumption, as there is written proof that mods will specifically favor posters on certain teams and hunt down reasons to perm people they disagree with.  :lol
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Cant Creepy Stalker just make a new gaf account ?

No. Our registration process is foolproof. Nobody who has ever been banned has successfully reregistered for another account.

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Cant Creepy Stalker just make a new gaf account ?

No. Our registration process is foolproof. Nobody who has ever been banned has successfully reregistered for another account.
speaking of where is eggman. i miss the guy.  :(
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Watching Labor get eviscerated in the social justice bullies thread is hilarious. He genuinely has no idea how much of a douchenozzle he is.
those threads are just awful now. it's all just bitter sarcasm/cynicism being tossed in every direction in the hope that something sticks and and that a 'wrong poster' catches a ban. it's weird that the stated purpose of gaf is to uphold discourse and all you get from OT is just diarrhea being spilled from certain corners. and you can't even say this is an assumption, as there is written proof that mods will specifically favor posters on certain teams and hunt down reasons to perm people they disagree with.  :lol

I'll be honest, I have a hard time following it when those topics hit around 200 posts. At that point it becomes so meta. Talking what things mean, and about what those things mean, and about what you meant about what that meant originally meaning the other thing. Nobody talks and listens any more, everyone interprets. There is such a fixation on giving people a score about who can talk on behalf of the most oppressed and thus has the license to talk the most shit with impunity. And it's not about making your point, it's about making your point and making sure you can be superior. Liu Kang is the best at this. Make a point but be sure to pick the lowest fruit on the tree to slam while you're at it.

I've had my share of "man I am getting old" moments and this is one of the big ones.
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Cant Creepy Stalker just make a new gaf account ?
that's not really the question

the question is 'can Creepy Stalker make a gaf account and appear like a normal human being and not make it obvious who he is?'

and the answer is no

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The post with a track from SH: Covenant was better than Creepy Stalker's endless music links from the FF13 saga.

Zephyr you can't say that without linking to Ladder to Heaven.  :rejoice